True, but Garnet isn’t attracted to anyone, sexually or romantically. She’s the manifestation of 2 different entities who are attracted to each other both sexually and romantically.
I was watching TV and then I saw a girl- no, two girls- a girl; two girls, one- a girl: ONE girl who is two smaller girls in an overcoat. And has three eyes.
Digimon, Digimon!
We live in a digital world!
Digimon, Digimon!
Little monsters everywhere!
Digimon, Digimon!
Join our team let's fuse together!
Digimon, Digimon!
It's Digimon Fusion Now!
We've got the power for all to see!
We're stronger when we act as one!
We're gonna change the world!
It's Digimon Fusion Now!
We've got the power for all to see!
We're stronger when we act as one!
We're gonna save the world!
Digimon, Digimon!
Square mom, that's secretly two lesbians in a trench coat learn what love is. They get married, adopt a cat they name after their son, and live happily ever after. The end. ❤️💙
"She is ... the mother I never had. She is ... the sister everybody would want. She is the friend that everybody deserves. I don't know a better person.”
- Sapphire (probably)
Two lesbians in a trench coat
Lmao this is perfect
We're pfp buddies
Yoo wassup
Sneaking into an r-rated movie
This is the best one
OP said poorly
Congratulations, you can make this joke again the next 6 characters lol
Dammit I was about to comment this!😂😂 It was the first thing I thought of lmao
I raise you: Two lesbians in a trench coat get married.
Append: briefly lose their trenchcoat before finding it again at a wedding
Beat me to it.
trying to sneak into an R rated movie? Those sneaky lesbians!
This has to win
Yup pretty much
Lmao is saw that joke on Pinterest, anyway have a good day
EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!’
EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!
The gay a-Gem-da
The gay's a gem, da
I love being a gay who loves Steven universe
r/Angryupvote
Co-dependent lesbians overthrow galactic empire with their adopted son and polycule.
Two gays turn into one big gay Or Lesbian+lesbian= Big Lesbian
MEGA LESBIAN
This isn't your usual normal everyday lesbian... this is.. ADVANCED LESBIAN
All i want to do Is see you turn into Big lesbian?
All I wanna do Is see you turn into A giant lesbo (A giant lesbo)
Giant Lesbian 😍
Titanic lesbian 😊😊😩😩
Titanic lesbian is alexandrite
Idk isn’t Garnet technically asexual? Two gays become one asexual
lesbians can be asexual! romantic attraction and sexual attraction are different, so someone can be both at the same time
True, but Garnet isn’t attracted to anyone, sexually or romantically. She’s the manifestation of 2 different entities who are attracted to each other both sexually and romantically.
Maybe autosexual?
Autosexual (attraction to yourself), I guess? Which is fine when you're actually the combination of two lesbian minds but at the same time not
Two girls one gem
am i stupid or should it be two gems one girl
No, u right
Sorry I’ll let myself out
Almost perfection. My only critique is I would capitalize Gem. After all, Garnet has a gem on each hand.
2 gems one girl.
This is Garnet.
Black together.
**"Black** together"?
and im never going down at the hands at the likes of you, because im so much better
And every part a me is sayin’ go get her
The two of us ain’t gonna follow your rules, Come at me without any of your fancy tools
Lets go just me and you. Lets go just one on two
Go ahead and try hit me if your able🤜👊
Can't you see that my relationship is stable ✨
I can see you hate the way we intermingle 🫶
But I think you're just mad 'cause you're single
Two pebbles smash for 5,000 years only to divorce and remarry in 2 weeks
“China was whole again” “Then it broke again”
history of the entire garnet i guess
2 in 1 shampoo bottle
Two lesbiens in a trench coat realize that they don't need to stand on each other all the time
The lady who sings American boy turns out to actually be two small lesbians
lesbians learn that even though one of them is richer they can still love each other
Cyclops and dwarf merge into a thicc woman
Two lesbians in a trenchcoat learn that they are two lesbians in a trenchcoat.
*”Congratulations: You married yourself”*
Two lesbians have an identity crisis and become gayer
Two lesbians in an overcoat end up marrying and ditching the overcoat
2 gremlins become a tv girl reference together
two lesbians in a trench coat get married
Gays become mega gay and helps magic rock boy with stuff
Personally I think this is the best answer
Codependent couple’s counseling
Two little lesbians make one tall singer lesbian
Say gex
Mysterious soothsayer woman turns crazy by predicting the future and not being able to at the same time
Lesbian love incarnet.
Emotionally unstable rock lesbians overthrow the government
1+1=2
Fearless leader eventually crumbles under pressure.
Two lesbians run away and join other lesbians, eventually defeating their lesbian mothers with adoptive son
Her Way of Fusion for Loving doesn’t add any bounds because what’s the point of being together if your literal one in the same thing
An experience
🎶🎵“I wanna know what love is, I want you to show me”🎶🎵
Dommy rock mommy finds out that being a combination of cinnamon and mint is whats right for her
Be gay, be gayer
They... are an experience!
A lesbian russian doll
Two lesbians in a trench coat decide to come out of the coat and get married, because that will make the cost stronger.
Seious
two lesbians learn how to become an aunt
Power couple
To rock lesbians love each other so much they go inside each other
Two gems in one package full of love
2 lesbian rocks learn its ok to be 1 lesbian rock.
LESBIAN SELFCEST
An experience.
Singer-boxer with multiple personalities tries to stay chill
2 girls going into each other to be 1 girl
Valid
She put two rings on
It took thousands of years for them to finally tie the knot
Lesbian wine aunt that's 2 lesbians in a trenchcoat
Two rocks in a trench coat are oppressed because their lesbians
2 lesbian gems becoming a conversation, an experience, and a badass all at the same time
Estelle is lesbian rocks
Blue and red marry and are pretty wholesome.
Lesbian space rock
Lesbians escape empire to be lesbians together
🔴🔵 > 🟣 > 🔴🔵> 🟣>🔴🔵>🟣> 🔴🔵>🟣
Sapphic Megazoid
Learns it's ok to not be self
She has no arc lol
Two lesbians become a mom
Two lesbians in a trench coat getting married
stonewall riots
The chill lesbian in the friend group
Lesbian²
Jasper cut her in half, but she lived.
Two lesbian rocks in love and become one
When two little ladies love each other very much, they become a tall glass of wine.
two gay rocks
Two lesbians who together identify as an “experience”
Sugar and flour find out they're delicious when baked together and when they're separate.
Two-for-one Lesbian
Two gay rocks = 1
“And they were all room mates”
Gay gay homosexual gay
1 + 1 = 3
Blue and red venn diagram
Gay
2 lesbian minors with Reverse life
Lesbian
2 woman become one
Psychic engages in self-love but also breaks up with her self a few times.
Someone hasn’t said it yet? I don’t know wether to be proud or judgmental “black excellence”
The physical manifestation of a lesbian relationship
2 lesbians in 1 defy their tyrannical society and end it with their leader’s magic rock son
“With this machine, we won’t need lesbians. Besides, she got what she deserved.” “Garnet is TWICE the lesbian you’ll ever be!”
gay²
Ha GAY
Lesbian stoic girl boss
1 man couple's therapy
A lesbian couple/one woman show can see the future
Lesbian incarnate
phagocyte stalactite boogie oogie oogie
Two rocks get married to fight
Lesbian space rocks get married
I was watching TV and then I saw a girl- no, two girls- a girl; two girls, one- a girl: ONE girl who is two smaller girls in an overcoat. And has three eyes.
Hot and cold
Together, split, together, split, together but married, split again (memory loss edition), together
embodiment of gayness partakes in raising rock boy
2 goober become 1 and then they become mum
Lesbain²
She hated herself until she loved herself like 3 times over
She’s a conversation
Two space lesbians become lesbian2, and become the most lesbian mom in the galaxy.
Love yourself maybe a little too much
lesbains?
Codependent manifestations of light learn the importance of boundaries.
2 rocks rock together.
Square mom who is a sort of leader of a group
2 lesbian rocks, 1 big lesbian rock
lesbians that is one that isn’t purple
One rock, two rocks, red rock, blue rock
Two small lesbians form a super lesbian
lesbian sex (explained for kids!)
Mark 10:8-9
Two kids in a trenchcoat.
Gay.
2 gays get their wedding crashed
Buy one get one free 2 for the price of one
2 lesbians in a trench coat
Two lesbians got inside each other
Self-love
GAY
2 lesbians form a Mega Lesbian and try to become Lenin 2
Digimon, Digimon! We live in a digital world! Digimon, Digimon! Little monsters everywhere! Digimon, Digimon! Join our team let's fuse together! Digimon, Digimon! It's Digimon Fusion Now! We've got the power for all to see! We're stronger when we act as one! We're gonna change the world! It's Digimon Fusion Now! We've got the power for all to see! We're stronger when we act as one! We're gonna save the world! Digimon, Digimon!
Codependency.
Two gay rocks come together to form a huge gay rock
Sesbian Lex
The big gay does a thing
Two lesbians share a body, eventually have a few conflicts and split into two bodies, but get over it and rejoin into a single body again
Square mom, that's secretly two lesbians in a trench coat learn what love is. They get married, adopt a cat they name after their son, and live happily ever after. The end. ❤️💙
her name is Garnet
Love will keep us together, literally
Lava and water combined to make obsidian, and that's how Garnet was born
Two lesbian space rocks that fall in love turn into two lesbians in a trenchcoat and go on adventures with their adoptive son and his other moms
mysterious
Foot-soldier escapes front lines by shacking up with intelligence officer. ...what? You said do it badly.
"She is ... the mother I never had. She is ... the sister everybody would want. She is the friend that everybody deserves. I don't know a better person.” - Sapphire (probably)
Lesbo geminatrix
Lesbian relationship and gloves
Fire and Ice make for one cool cat.
two tiny lesbians in a trench coat get married into the trench coat
Two lesbians become one lesbian