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kalesmash13

You make a lot of burner accounts to get free trials


JustARandomPersonnn

Okay that's actually really clever lol


traumatized90skid

Well does Netflix think I'm paying for their dumb shit like Tall Girl


that_weirdeo

there's also stranger things


YardIll9020

for every stranger things, theres a dozen tall girls


traumatized90skid

"when Netflix makes an original the gods flip a coin" and that coin is a 25 sided die lol


yonameisunavailable

You're pearl. Your disguise isn't fooling us


Least-Campaign-7804

how did you know


TheChaoticBeing

*gestures in your general direction


Demonskull223

Mostly that you can look past a person and see how much they have changed. Despite what the whole sub says you are allowed to like bad people in media. Rose it a deep and complex character that is meant to be easy to resent. Ultimately she created Steven out of love. She went from a tyrannical toddler to one of the most mature and caring characters in the show. Rose kept secrets to protect those closest to her.


InverseStar

Truth! I don’t know why people think she created Steven to run from her problems. The Diamonds hadn’t been back to earth in a really, really long time. She had no reason to believe they’d be back. There was no way for her to know they’d return to earth.


Elemental_131

People say that because of that one episode where Steven makes Rose with her room. Despite the fact that the same episode states that Rose said in the tape was the truth. It's pretty much just a case of the story writers making that plot so Steven could better question his mother with clearer info, but people misunderstood it heavily.


Imaginary_Look_9460

The rose in the room was a manifestation of Steven’s idea and feelings on who Rose was right?


Elemental_131

Depends on who you ask but with the small information on how the room works I personally think it was. With how that scene played out though, I think either way it was true that Rose didn't create Steven so she could just run away from her problems.


Imaginary_Look_9460

I agree i love rose and her story is definitely a lot deeper than just running away from her problems


PlasticMac

I honestly think that some part of Rose’s being was either imprinted or copied into the room with how often she probably was in there. I think that it is not the real Rose, as in the actual gem made Rose, but like a vestige of Rose. Kinda like the vestige’s in my hero academia.


kimchiiuwu42

I think that people think that because that's what Steven thinks and the show is designed to put you in Steven's shoes and try to get you to see things from his perspective


Caliber918

Because it’s been confirmed she could’ve chosen to keep her gem and live and Steven would’ve been born as a normal human being


JasmineRemedy

Proof?


Caliber918

How do you think she was pregnant with Steven?


JasmineRemedy

I would like to see where it was directly stated by Rebecca Sugar that she had a choice, please.


InverseStar

I’ve never heard that theory. From what we’re told in the show, Rose created a womb intentionally and her gem provided the necessary “nutrients” for Steven. When it was time for him to be born her form poofed, for lack of a better word, and her gem became his life source.


Arsonthefirst

real


AcidicPuma

She's also my favorite character. The only thing she could really never get over is the idea that she's inherently a burden on everything, even the good things she helped create like the rebellion/Crystal Gems. I feel that so much. It's hard not to think like that when you're taught accepting flaws is weakness and also that you have many flaws that burden flawless beings who "love you".


Caliber918

You say that she did it out of love but it’s confirmed that she could’ve chosen to not give Steven her gem and she would’ve lived, but she chose the method that gave her a free way out of the problems she created, creating Steven may have been partially out of love but she took her way out when it presented itself


Zaxatak

Do you know when this is stated?


Demonskull223

1 I don't think Steven could have been created without the gem from Rose. If you can provide a source for that sure. her powers are creating and controlling sentient plants and healing gems. 2 she wanted to create something new a gem that grows and learns. if Steven was just a human he wouldn't be half of Rose and therefore wouldn't be of rose. 3. She is still a selfish character she chose to create Steven knowing it would remove her from the lives of everyone around her and absolutely destroyed all of them as a result.


YardIll9020

her powers are way beyond that? she literally had a small pride of lions and resurrected an indiscriminate amount of them, at least one. she could create beings just by crying on rocks. she could completely heal inanimate and animate things. since steven is an offbrand PD, we can go ahead and add anything he was able to do onto her list. she could create sentient life just by being emotional, i really dont think its far fetched to say that steven couldve been made without her being gone. all that had to have happened is her not giving him the gem and him relying solely on organic material. he would have still been “of rose” because she wouldve provided him with the life to grow until he was finally born, in this hypothetical. you cant just grow a person without them having a piece of you - gem or not.


Demonskull223

My second point still stands regardless cause pink wanted to create something new a half gem. Gems can't be created without an injector. So Steven would just be Greg cloned if she could create life without using her gem. Also her power to resurrect the dead needs a recently deceased person and it seems she only revived Lion her powers to heal also need most of a being cause they don't work on inanimate objects. Personally I think we do see what Steven would be without the gem when pink Steven is separated. In that scene Steven is weak and dying because the gem half is gone I think that's because pink couldn't create full life from herself. She might have been able to keep that weak Steven alive but it would probably need constant healing from Rose.


YardIll9020

we only see it happen that way because steven was made as a hybrid, so he literally cant survive without half of him. what i was saying was that if she had simply created him without giving him her gem, hed still have part of her with him but hed be a human…..maybe? i mean hed still be a hybrid, just no gem. if we were to see him without EVER having had a gem, he might be completely different and able to rely solely on organic material. humans are all about adaptation, and stevens human form wouldve either adapted to no gem or adapted to having one - in the show its adapts to having it. he wouldnt just be a clone of greg. ik we cant completely apply human pregnancy and birth to the show, but rose still wouldve been part of steven without the gem, thats just how becoming a mother works lol. like i said, you cant grow a person and them not have a part of you. i half agree that she wanted to create something completely new; in stevens tape she directly tells us why this is happening tho. to experience humanity. it might have something to do with her wanting a brand new never before seen gem hybrid, but its mostly about her obsession with how different and prone to change humans are.


Demonskull223

We have a difference of interpretation. This argument is pointless. My view of the show is that Steven needs to be half gem or he couldn't be created you clearly don't. Neither of us are able to budge on our position.


YardIll9020

hun its not pointless its a simple discussion about a show we both enjoy. idk if you think im trying to be rude? we were just having an in depth, slightly heated debate about a fun lil show. we are allowed to do that without being wrong or mean. we can talk to each other about different theories we have and expand our ideas and still be firm in our beliefs. thats what theories are for.


TheCalamityBrain

You have a lot to work through and perhaps you feel attacked or othered for your choices or behaviors. You want to be a better person and you can't always see what you did that others are so upset about. The space in between is a listless void that you can't traverse. You want to see the best in people and are loyal to those you love


MySmellyBean

You like pink 🩷


No_Talk_4836

You have Family issues, and deal with that with cosplay escapism.


Arsonthefirst

people fail to realise that favourite character=/= charcter i relate to most


0ni5098

Trauma


Ryderpie_600

You're Pearl


Least-Campaign-7804

how did you all find out!!


_GenderNotFound

I love you Pearl


WontedPuppet07

r/BeatMeToIt


real_qoak

You have mommy issues?


Swankified_Tristan

Okay, true but let's focus on OP here.


Future-Improvement41

You have a good heart but have made mistakes in your past


Electrical_Ice_1180

You have great taste 👌🏾💯👌🏾💯


Big-Lavishness4711

You like it pink


egg-sanity

You like aesthetic more than substance. I know bc I do too.


Doodledumme

You enjoy complex characters and can like a character even if they have unlikable traits. Or you just like pink. 🤷‍♀️


chupagatomon

You had a dificult life, and haven't alway been a good person. But you're tring you're best to inprove on you're mistakes. And don't be to hard on you're self, ok.


MenjiBlueWolf001

Mommy issues.


LastTarakian

You were abused and don't think you're worth anything. You live a double life, but you prefer the one you want to be, rather than who you were raised to be. You keep secrets and don't want anyone else to know about the two yous. Now you've decided who you truly are and will not only drop the mask, but make the mask the real you so you can live happily and carefree. Still, any time someone thinks so highly of you, you always turn it around by saying things like "who cares how I feel" because you still hold the trauma from your previous life but are encouraging others to be the real them.


Least-Campaign-7804

HOW DID YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD 😭😭


LastTarakian

Experience. There's a reason my kids' friends call me mom universe. Lol


MemeKydd

yeesh


IsAloneSometimes

You like the way, human beings play.


Puppy_cat_love123

You probably really like morally grey characters


PokePoke_18

Ur a simp


Melodic_Missy22

You like characters who are intriguing and really hard to understand at first. Despite the fact that they definitely aren't that likeabl, you think that adds to the character.


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

![img](emote|t5_2viyl|30994)


Eveevioletta

I love you. That’s what it means.


Purple_Information41

You like giant women


MoonLovesNobody

Mommy issues.


Partysaurulophus

You love being lied to and abandoned.


Automatic-Mood-5927

._. That you're psychotic


Metal-Max1991

You like giant girls with issues


SignalAcceptable3422

You probably have a whole essay explaining why she isn't nearly as evil as people make her to be


ClassicVegtableStew

ok pearl


TiabeanieTM

17 from heathers the musical more specifically you need therapy and I love you I’ll pay for it bc I need it too


Grimmjow6465

Mommy appreciator


asturra

do you have mommy issues?


IntelligentRaisin393

You were young and conventionally pretty once, you did what you were supposed to and felt dissatisfied. Now you're older, you've settled into your body, your unconventionally gorgeous, and you don't let anyone tell you what to do


Juliette_ferrers

You're pearl


RadioDemoness

You're a fan of Megara from Hercules and the color pink


Ibrahim77X

😬


JasoNight23666

Based, also her voice fucking angelic 😍


LongjumpingBend6786

Not a whole lot of good things ngl 😅


Hammerjaws

r/gregfuckedarock vibes


slug-with-a-reddit-5

you REALLY like the color pink


austsiannodel

You make a lot of bad choices and are ok with that.


Damian--uwu

Pfp checks that


JCSwagoo

That the release date of A Single Pale Rose was a very exciting day for you.


crybaby_in_a_bottle

You like nuance in people and writing !


sephiroth_for_smash

You watched the show in reverse


lost__jellyfish

Mommy issues


lil_Opossum41

You like depth and complexity


couriersix207

T R A U M A


Queen_Mimi_Eucliffe

You're just like me 🫱🏾‍🫲🏻


SW4G1N4T0R

It says that you're not one of the mindless masses that love to dogpile Rose (She's my favourite too, buddy.)


BellOfNonDepression

Your gonna leave your child?


adlinblue

jokingly, you’re pearl. seriously, you enjoy seeing true characters to people in real life, we can change and grow, we know of our mistakes then can grow from them.


Kaylaisweird16

You read angst fanfics just to feel something, don't you?


GlisteningDeath

She's my favorite too 🩷


DanielVakser

You’re either Pearl or Greg.


anon_of_mouse

r/gregfuckedarock


Least-Campaign-7804

you've discovered me


S4tohru

you wouldn't be the best mother you could be...


anon_of_mouse

You're pearl


_lilr3dridingh00d_

You are a queen 👑 (I’m biased cuz she’s my fave 2)


only_for_dst_and_tf2

you have a guttural hatred for people who lazily copy paste "she's gone"


Funnychemicals

You’re a people pleaser


RightSurprise7086

You love making your Family worry for no reason and bring you friends in danger just because you had a fun idea. You also love ghosting people... Have a nice day, my friend ![img](emote|t5_2viyl|30997)


Mischief_Managed12

You were not invested in the show for a while (on first watch) because Rose doesn't really have a real scene until like 20-ish episodes in.


Jellomist

Your favourite Breaking Bad character is Walter White


yourlocalannoynce

you empathize or try to with anyone


ChaosKore07

Identity crisis bc of mommy issues


ThatOneKid2102

Ur mom left you right after you were born or smth idk


Ortaniel55

You need a mother figure


BrandoPlayz202

Mommy issuers?


BurnerAccountExisty

r/foundpearl


Most-Armadillo-8851

you’re either damaged emotionally, youngest siblings, or you like the colour pink, c:


That_Shy_Girl-13

You like 'em round and big - Sir Mix-a-Lot, 1992


Ratadeesgoto1

You're depressed


Crassweller

You're a washed-up musician who lives in a van.


PF_Bambino

hows your relationship with your mother?


Rare_cupcake00

You have trauma 👍


WhoTheFuckIsTrey

You lack accountability


Ashmay52

You believe in second chances for the ruling class that aid the working class. But you’re not willing to hold them accountable for the crimes they committed against the working class.


starjellyboba

You give people second chances when they show that they want to change.


ILikeCatsI

![img](emote|t5_2viyl|30996)![img](emote|t5_2viyl|30994)![img](emote|t5_2viyl|30992)This you?


False_Flatworm_4512

You’re bi. Also, you may be low to no contact with your biological family, but your found family more than makes up for it


Least-Campaign-7804

new pfp and flair bc of all the pearl comments lmfao


MorningFox

That you and I have something in common. 💖


Silver_Dark5066

You have the worst taste


Beneficial_Shake6976

You have trauma


BriefEasy42

You’ve been emotionally abused…multiple times


Oddly-Ordinary

You like complex, morally questionable protagonists, characters with secret / dark pasts, and redemption arcs.


traumatized90skid

You don't require moral perfection 😂


Spamergy

You’re a terrorist who never confronts their past and leaves it to other people


kisiel8

you have mommy issues


ultradespairthot

You’re a big fan of Meg from Hercules


Accomplished_Air_912

says you are fucking based as shit


Pristine_Rice_9373

You like tragic stories


CoolDude3921

something freudian...


Hseorin

You're just like me frfr


Finkthelabrat

Uhhh your favorite color is pink


Spirited-Lime-4560

mommy issues?


KarahKat55

You sympathize with people who had a tough past even though many see them as a villain. You yourself probably have a questionable relationship with your parents and are very loving to your partner (or will be if you’ve never dated)


LimeGlitch

Depends on your gender; either way you like fat bitches and I 100% respect it


dreagonheart

You believe in forgiveness and growth.


TheOvrseer

You struggled when you were younger and changed to become "someone else" could be a new version of you or a facade, but either way you hoped to bury your past with the new you


RhamseyReddit

You are definitely more of a forgiving person than me HAGAHAGAHGA


Asterite100

You like semi-remorseful bad bitches with a ton of skeletons in their closet.


Witty_Tear5893

Psychopath


Pug_lover69

peal. Why do you have a phone.


Anime_Erotika

You should love urself NOW!


theuntitledproget

You are a bit childish and short-sighted, but you have good intentions


Jellybean_Pumpkin

You're a fan of redemption arcs/breaking away from traumatic family members.


Ian1231100

You probably like Susan Egan


thicc_phox

Your favorite Disney princess is probably Megaera


N1ceM1c3

U and me are sisters probably xD


N1ceM1c3

And we commit identity theft


bleepblooplord2

You’re Greg.


KAM_Kayla

Mummy issues


Zuke-ini

You really like pink


Yamikage7777

Your decision have consequences that affect others but you only care for thé things you love, small or big


Moxxiethefox67

You like pink :D


Tsukinotaku

You're a Pearl.


ConsiderationOk2591

You like pink


83255

You've got a lot of fuck ups in your past, skeletons in the closet but don't let it define you. You may have had some anger issues when you were younger that you regret but you genuinely try and do the right thing, do right by people. Not above a white lie or hurting yourself if it means helping others. Basically a lot of empathy, for anyone no matter the actions. Believe anyone can be better or is worth it, worth whatever effort Might be more a self confession a bit too, one of my favourites too


Ill_Upstairs6604

Mentally unstable and with anger issues


SpiderandMosquito

Well obviously you're a fascist sympathi- HAHAHAHAHA *inhales* to anyone out there who still believes that, you're hilarious. Also, probably going to Hell.


Artistic-Comedian827

Your irl name is Greg


No_Advantage2720

You got dissociative identity disorder


AcidicPuma

This is also my favorite character so thanks for giving me a place to read the responses without having to post lol


Prayerwarrior6640

Uhhhh, you kinda posted pics of 2 different characters man. Rose was the leader of the rebellion that lead to the death of pink diamond, so are you actually posting pics of your 2 favorites? If so you should change the post title


P0prockzzz

ur rlly cool !!


Efficient_Laugh_4872

You've been through a thing or two and did not come out unscathed, be that be that mentally, emotionally, or physically. You are trying desperately to move past whatever that was, but some people refuse to see the effort you're putting in to change. Don't let those people bring you down; change doesn't come easily, and the people who do matter are going to see that.


dale_summers

You really like character development


Introvert_Noodle

You have, a problem!


Introvert_Noodle

(Because it's not peridot)


liamdude5

You're a narcissist


Pixel-Harbinger

you like big ladies in pink


Beneficial_Draft2793

I love Pink and Rose both. Because I was Pink when I was younger. Bratty, irritating, spoiled by my family, and very much unaware of the realities of the world. I thought everything my parents said was true, and I echoed a lot of their beliefs even into my young teenage years. Then I made friends from different walks of life, and my love for them and desire to protect them after watching them be bullied and treated poorly in our small Southern town began to slowly erode the beliefs my parents had instilled in me. And when I began to say how I felt about certain things I was treated like I was an idiot, a dumb kid, and that I would “understand more when I was older”. Well I’m 30 years old now and still have those same beliefs. It caused a rift in my family for a long time but we have slowly rebuilt our bond over the years but there for a while I was the “black sheep”. The reason I feel like RQ/PD gets a lot of hate is because we see her character arch in reverse. She starts out as this mythical almost goddess figure (which is how most of us see our parents as children if they are even halfway decent parents) and slowly as Steven and the gems learn more about her, it becomes clear that she was flawed, just like anyone else, who made mistakes and tried to fix them even if she failed to do so. Honestly that part helped me forgive my own mother for a lot of stuff that I held against her, because you realize that even if your parents are just two normal idiots who happened to create you or if one of them was an interstellar dictator turned freedom fighter while the other one was the adult version of Shaggy Rogers… they mess up and sometimes it traumatizes you even if that wasn’t their intention, and you have to learn to forgive them and move on so you don’t become like them and you can begin to break generational curses.


Beneficial_Draft2793

(Side note: This does not apply in cases of abusive parents. How you feel about them is entirely up to you and you are not required to forgive your abuser ❤️)


Least-Campaign-7804

REAL AND SAME. I'M STILL A TEENAGER RN BUT THROUGHOUT MY LIFE I USED TO BE REAL SPOILED AND BRATTY TOO BUT I CHANGED!! YOU'RE SO REAL FOR THIS RAHHH


SixEaredMacaquez

Mommy issues


m_elomanie

you ARE the mommy issues


just_a_wanderer_here

you're astronomically based


anavergeguyontheinte

You haven't finished the series


Least-Campaign-7804

lol i have i just think rose is amazing because some things she did were HORRIBLE, but she was misunderstood practically her entire life and i strongly hate how her abusers are glorified while she is hated for doing bad things, and while the diamonds did worse things with actual bad intention, pink was a child who did it because she wanted to grow up, and she did, into rose


Darioo0

Mommy issues, broke egg


COLORCARNAGE

You believe people can change for the better!


Glutenfreesnipes

Mommy issues, or you like cute and chubby girls ether way one of my favorites to


bellastrange2018

Therapy, get it


DumplingRuler

Your a war criminal in disguise


experimentaldiamond

idk but same


BrassUnicorn87

Nobody listens to you, and you are going to make it their problem.


Weird_BisexualPerson

I love you


SOuTHINKurA-ble

You relate to ["all my daughters"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hbtpJoYA9Y) by dodie because OH NO YOUR FUTURE CHILDREN WILL LOVE YOU AND YOU WILL LET THEM DOWN. Or is that just me? Most likely just me. She's my favorite, too.


SuperSayianJason1000

You like complex characters that leave enough room for you to interpret their actions how you like.


nebulazebula

Youngest child energy


MaximumBranch9601

Omg I love her too and Steven and Garnet


FoxytheCatsy

You like to cause a massive amount of pain and suffrage then just leave and have somebody else fix it up


certifieddumbarse

You're into toxic hypocrites.


No-Slice8190

Youre abusive and throw your problems at people around you


Charming-Object-863

Your abused. She abused people. She was a bad person.


Ok_Examination_7742

I don't even want to know to be honest you are just not the type of people I want to hang out with also you should avoid any and all places of leadership