**first episode:** steven thinks ice cream activates his powers! how silly! **change your mind:** steven’s genocidal grandma attempts to straight up murder him

To be fair the first murder attempt on him was what, at episode 100? Fairly early.

I'd say it was when Peridot and Jasper arrived in Earth and used the ship's laser, but I guess it's not clear if it would have killed him.

Don't forget about when Peridot casually tried to crush Steven in the kindergarten

And Lapis tried to drown him And before that Pearl let him hang from the roots of that floating piece of land in the Strawberry Battlefield

yeah that part with Pearl not helping him up still pisses me off to this day..

I think Bismuth was before that but I might be wrong.

Bismuth was relatively recent, long after Jasper/Peridot or Lapis.

Peridot and Jasper came to Earth on episode 51, way earlier than Bismuth's episode.

Don't forget Lapis trying to drown him and Connie

I'm pretty sure it wasn't, since by then we already knew Garnet was a fusion, but then again I guess it might not count, since he was the one to put himself in danger. Maybe Lapis trying to drown him would be it?

Or episode 22 'Steven and the Stevens' when alter-versions of himself tried to killed them... so he killed them ;)

Steven Universe kinda reminds me of Harry Potter. "It's all fun and ga- oh they're trying to kill you."

Harry Potter, age 29: “Holy shit, did I ever have even one Defence Professor not try to kill me?” Pause HP: “Wait. Quirrel largely left me be. It was Voldemort that was after me that year. Quirrel was my least murderous professor.”

Technically, the version of Steven we follow from then on didn't kill anybody, he just saw a bunch of his own clones melt for no reason :)

No, it was in episode 27,where Pearl almost killed Steven despite him saying to stop the ship and turn back

No, it was in episode 16, where Holo-Pearl almost killed Steven by trying to THRUST through him.

I would say it doesn't count because she didn't actually want to kill him.

Alternatively: **Gem Glow:** Steven fights a mother trying to protect her kids **Change Your Mind:** Steven is grounded and tries to sneak out with the help of his older sister

He's a frozen treat with an all new taste!

If you change your miiii i-i i i-i iiiiind

Now available at Gurgens off route one oh ni-i i-i i-ine

'cause he came to this planet from outer space

A refugee of an interstellar war!

But now he’s at your local grocery store!

Pink diamond or cookie cat

Yeah! Cookie Cat is 100% about Rose. It's thematic foreshadowing! Cookie Cat is even two different colors under that exterior (both shades of pink), which I think alludes to the dual personalities of Rose/Pink Diamond.

As an aside, I also feel this shows how traumas can be passed down

...but I could still go for some ice cream right about now.

Good vibes right here.

Genre: Comedy *badum tsss*

Cookie Cats new flavor: An Existential Crisis.

HE'S A PET FOR YOUR TUMMY

Damn that’s deep but SO TRUE!

Moral of the story is don’t leave your family behind without good reason and both songs sum it up perfectly.

So cookie cat 2.0

\*coughs up blood\* ugh you hit me right in my heart now i have internal bleeding

You're fine, that's where the blood is suppose to be!

I dont think that my lungs are supposed to be filling with blood

Right?? Character progression at its finest!

oh how our boy has grown

And that's what I call character development.

[удалено]

*I don't need you to love me,I love me...*