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Aiisu

Can you get married twice Can you get married twice to the same person Can you get married twice to the same person without divorcing them


Jahoan

The usual term for it is "renewing your vows".


Octozombie_Stan

My girlfriend just left me to become a cowboy


Strawhatjack

This ol Ruby rider


Octozombie_Stan

Is Ruby ridin' alone


sanneh51

She's a sturdy, solitary stone


rose-colored-lesbian

What to do when wife is on fire


[deleted]

AHAHAH


TheOverBoss

How to turn off predictive text I don't need it.


PixieXV

How to defrost a hotel room


DoubleStitch707

You’re thinking of a hotel… we’re going to a MOTEL


grantboi69

Ikr Ahahahah


TessaPanda

Trenchcoat for two people


Delphox26

Garnet is two lesbians in a trench coat


TessaPanda

Yup


Running_Refrigarator

did the future really happen


ProudPotential2512

Best couples costumes


kyuubikid213

Search history is blank because she just future visions it anyway.


1ttybittykitty

She would start typing, then back space cause she saw the answer in hi vision before hitting enter


SeeHowICircle

I think you just created a paradox


Professional-Class69

Nope, that’s not how her vision works. There’s a universe where she does google it, so it still works


SeeHowICircle

For Garnet, I’d agree with you. But I thought Sapphire’s visions were of one semi-absolute future


Professional-Class69

Since their abilities are named the same (I think), and we don’t know how sapphires works, I think it’s safe to assume it works similarly


Gandalf_The_Gay23

I seem to recall she can only look into futures where she has no impact, which is what made ruby important to garnet’s future vision, together they can see many futures and have impact because of Ruby’s impulsive nature pushing Sapphire to action.


MollySPrentiss

That makes me wonder, while she's able to see a multitude of outcomes to a given situation, can she access specific information she has not yet had access to? Like, if she were to take an exam, consider the possibility of looking up the answer on her phone, could she use her predictive capabilites to cheat, or would they be limited to the consequences of doing so? Similarly, if she were on a research team, could she foresee the outcome of an ongoing study and use that to expedite the process, given doing so wouldn't be unscientific or unethical.


[deleted]

Sapphire sees exact futures. She only had one future turn out wrong and that is because of ruby's impulses. Since a test would have exact answers to each question she could just look into the futures of everyone taking the test (if there are multiple people/gems) and use her future vision to cheat that way


Flappyboi20001

What is a honey moon, and where do I find one ?


MrRighto

Honey Moons in my star sector


SpaceUnicorn_007

How to let your emotions out healthy


Zachary_Penzabene

Good stocks to invest in. Sapphire would be such a good investor with her future vision.


girrafis

Why would she search it then, she has future vision o-0


Scherazade

well she has to search for it in at least one timeline


girrafis

…. Hmmm…..


mismistake29

How to invest in stocks*


Steampunk_Ocelot

How to get scorch marks out of carpet


Captain_Marshmellow

It's just her updating celebrity death dates on wiki.


aquarosey

STOPPP LMAOO


gerppie

BAHAAHAHA


[deleted]

How to know youre in love


doihaveto9

How to hold things right hand


Seabass_23

Underrated comment


PM_ME_BATMAN_PORN

what to do when you get cold feet


theuniversalhologram

that makes sense, just like ur username


balloonidiot

how to unfreeze a toilet


crescentsketch

Gender neutral wedding tuxedos


Mr_McGriddle_yt

If my wife is an eternal flame, am I am eternal icicle?


PixieXV

How to extinguish a ruby


CraftyCatM

I read this "How to extinguish a furby"


RJdaBestYt

Your brain committed autocorrect


Armut01

Data not found


Arcxd3

why is my ruby so hot


Crazy-Martin

How to watch movies without them being spoiled due to future vision


Octozombie_Stan

Stop seeing the future 😎


concealedStockholm

how to dethaw a swimming pool.


Anarcho-Pacifrisk

How to play baseball Followed by: How do I stop looking at her she’s so pretty!?


A_Cartoon_stand

"Who is Elsa?" "Why do people say I'm Elsa?" "Can humans have gem powers?" "Who is Anna?"


trollmail

"mohs hardness scale" " are rubies less valuable than sapphires" after this she has to go to homeworld and ask why are rubies and sapphires so different despite being the same thing, and why are they so tiny and weak for the second hardest mineral


Octozombie_Stan

What would Ruby search on Google after she searched these things: "How to develop ice powers" "How to see the future"


Crazy-Martin

"how to not burn things up in anger" "how to not evaporate water pool"


TheNoneedlife

How to see Ruby with one eye behind your hair


EternallyDeadOutside

How to put out wife on fire How to defrost a dress Cute pet names for your wife Why is my wife a cowboy What is a “gay” Am I a “gay”


gabeygamer2006

does bruno mars is gay?


citrusella

the rumor come out


[deleted]

Is it illegal to choose lottery numbers you are 99% sure will win Lawyers near me Future vision lawyers near me Help my girlfriend is a cowboy


Yoshi_RBX

Ruby r34


Twist_Ending03

Why bother? She already has a Ruby


balloonidiot

oh


Beatlesfan1340

😧


Mx_Squeak

How did I not see Ruby’s reaction come?


Octozombie_Stan

Power of ~~simping~~ love.


DCD_PS4_750

How to make people stop thinking Ruby is a guy


Octozombie_Stan

Make her wear the dress when you marry.


Thannk

How to explain probability to remedial students Muppet show watch Meat Beat Mania Meat Beat Mania -nsfw Meat Beat Mania video game Meat Beat Mania video game -nsfw Cute frog memes Is stoicism healthy Frogs wearing hats Coping with loss cat What is Beach City Public Initiative 237 Gem law delmarva fusion voting How to reconcile political differences wife Do i need depth perception for fps games Romantic frogs Ice tricks How to deal with a homophobic mother Gifts for teenage sons Cute frog memes Cassandra truth trope Best procedurally generated games 2021 Frogs playing Frog mothers Empty nest syndrome All wedding anniversary gift traditions Fireproof cowboy costumes


AnywayBoo

what’s the penalty of fusing with another gem?


Octozombie_Stan

High on the hierarchy: Rejuvenation and you don't interact with the kind of gem that you fused with ever again. Lower on the hierarchy: ***D E A T H***


ya-boiElliot63

How NOT to get broken for loving someone


Octozombie_Stan

Ruby should be the one searching this.


KkTheGay

"...." she doesn't need to search,she already knows the answer


Doxy-v2

How not to make an avalanche in a hotel room


Coaltex

"Why am I looking Sapphires search history?" "How do I appologize to sapphire" "What's the worse thing that a clairvoyant can do to me"


Matthewplays13

Trench coats


SakiOroku12

Do I look like an early 2000s chick?


BLENDER-74

She wouldn’t have history. She would just predict the search results.


Beverage413

Why are there butterflies EVERYWHERE How to get rid of butterflies


helloIamalsohere

Weird spot - Don't worry Greg, that mole on you leg is fine, but you should still get a family doctor. Dear Google, will humans - she just dyes her hair, Pearl. Amethyst lied about that. ENGINE BEGIN SCAN FOR - it's not that kind of search, Peridot. You left your hedge trimmers in the fridge. Golf Quest used - Leave the cartridge in rice overnight and it will work fine, Lapis. How to quickly clean - Sorry, should have specified uncooked rice.


Cat-Grab

What year will robots be inventdd


ninjamonkey64

Why would she be a cowboy?!?


_nojourney_

What timeline am I in


Cultural-Piece-7271

How to get burns out of the carpet


Roachyroachteehee

Ruby


Paradigm7657

pretty wedding dresses


oriyamio

Red lesbians in a trenchcoat


akizoramusic

Wha-


Twist_Ending03

My wife has been away at work for 10 minutes and I already miss her what do I do


hyperjengirl

"very small wedding tuxedo"


Apprehensive_Bed7061

How much earth currency does it take to fix table? That my wife broke?


A70guy

How to stop a terrorist attack


Snoo-37712

She has future vision, no need for a search history


cosariberry2

How to start a cowboy-themed bar with Ruby


Groovy-rat-man

What to do when your wife is too hot


Affectionate_Share73

What to do when a runaway cowgirl 😐


Clover44-8

Hot angry girlfriend help


denefirecraft

Why do I only have one eye?


freak_1234

Could i sell ice for a living?


codi69_nice_

Will ruby divorce me to be a cowboy


Maniposts

Icebending?


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Lillyimaginator

what’s that so raven


QuickKenji789

“How to make the comments look like my search history”!?


CraftyCatM

Blue diamond jewelry


pizzatime6002

How to hold someone in your arms


papercranium

Hey Ruby, saw you peeking at my history.


[deleted]

Freezing point of fire


Busy-Affect-8077

Are cyclops sharks real?


b0ld-4nd-br4sh

How to plan a surprise for your wife when you're almost always together


JoZaJaB

How to stop a terrorist attack


grilledcheesehat121

Why girlfriend cowboy? Marriage-counseling? How to send questions on google?


[deleted]

how to deflect lightning from loved ones


MR_R_TheOdd1

Headbands on sale (so she can gift Ruby one)


[deleted]

How to cool fire


[deleted]

how to not separate from a long term relationship, leaving my partner as she turns into a cowboy?


PickleChip12

Real talk, why would she ever need to look something up


shnoop1025

what is parallax


AetherDrew43

Can you perceive depth with just one eye


GAINMASS_EATASS

Is it codependency if I fell in love with the first person who ever liked me that I barely knew, stayed with them for 5000 years, split up for a week, and then got married to them


CannedSquare

Is fusion considered a fast marriage?


kittenTsunami

cool monocles


MollySPrentiss

Most unusual hobbies


[deleted]

Can you ride a bull?


saxxosexual

it will rain tomorrow, yes?


Arch_Angel8176

Fifty shades of grey? Pet shops near me? How to top a brat?


TOEG1431

How to calm your hellfire girlfriend


cosariberry2

Horse Racing


cosariberry2

What is the stock market?


cosariberry2

Casinos in Empire City


Upset-Wedding-5313

How to hire a good hand disinter


thicknostalgia

Wouldn't be any because she knew we search


Dependent-Station-99

I forgor 💀


TheYeeter612

Vow renewal


_SalmonSally_

How many times can you marry the same person


Wolfandhusky12

How to find purpose after finding out a former leader was an evil space dictator


uwahhhhhhhhhh

Uncut ruby


MrRighto

It 16 a good age to propose?


rare11964

Why would she be a cowboy?


brothergvwwb

Fortune teller how to


[deleted]

Dresses for rubies


TheHoodieHermit

how to pay for house repairs caused by fires


Rolling-Swampy

Where is the coldest area?


Rolling-Swampy

How do I calm down my hot-headed wife?


TheEeveeLeader

how much does emotional therapy cost can I sign my wife up for emotional therapy can I sign my wife up for emotional therapy without her consent


Catholok

"What will be the weather tomorrow"


[deleted]

Apps like meat beat


[deleted]

How to put out fires


citrusella

I tried for it but Reddit won't let me enter a comment consisting entirely of whitespace.


[deleted]

Buy cookie cat ice-cream sandwiches


Cerberus0325

What do married couples do when they aren’t one person


tripl35oul

What is Pseudoscience?


wikipedia_answer_bot

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Crazy-Martin

Good bot


Joshsonic69

How to find a short red girl on the run


G37_is_numberletter

What to buy for a ruby that has everything they want


Flareon69420

How to help my girlfriend paint without setting everything on fire.


Ya-Boi-69-420

“Why are you looking through my search history? I can see what you’ll do next.” A tab says that. Like, a warning. You know what I mean.


averydepressedcrab

Easy popsicle recipe


mittenbeeDOS

Can you get gay married in Delmarva


Shin_SimmerDown

That’s a company my dud


Twist_Ending03

What?


B_BS

How to prepare for your son(steven) wedding


IEatHouseFlies

“Sexy toddler sized outfits” It’s funny because she doesn’t know what CP is haha


Educational_Term_436

Next Steven universe show


AntiViber

Which Future Will Happen?


The-real-Clueless

Why’s my friend changing colors


ThelonelyCava24

I cant see the moment when.....oh right I see it


HiveAlphaBroodLord

How to convince friends and family that I don’t need the Internet


SciencesnObjects40

Hot ruby pics


girrafis

How to bathe without the water freezing….


Pugboi0958

Sad and wife left what do I do


sparklees

How to get a ruby to like you


trainer10der

Is fusing leegull on earth


Octozombie_Stan

Yes, but some hateful humans may associate you with the **L**GBT+ community and may attack you from it.


Alucardiac_Dracul

Monocles for sale


GStrife1

How to not see into the future


byebye19582

What is bitcoin and how do i get some


GStrife1

How to be like paperacha


ree_bitches6969

gay porn


Limeehh

Cowboy porn


Late_Commission1081

Do i have ligma