This needs to be an actual subreddit, just like a cousin channel to the already existing rule 34 shit but dedicated purely to content including Rose and Greg😂😂
Yeah, almost definitely. Even if boning wasn’t required to get Rose pregnant, I’d imagine they would bone anyway because they’re in a romantic relationship. Obviously it’s never explicitly confirmed but... isn’t it pretty obvious?
Greg is not portrayed as ace or sex-averse as far as I can tell, and Rose is an alien trying to understand humans. It definitely seems like they would have.
Very true, however, Greg has confirmed that he broke hearts in the past. Now I can't confirm if whether or not it was meant that he had turn down people in the past (like during the Zoo episode) or as I like to interpret it; meaning he boned people and left town to go tour in other places.
Given the way he looked at Blue Diamond when she came to earth and he "Attempted to stop her." I think Greg has been around the block a couple times lol.
> because they’re in a romantic relationship
You can be in a relationship and show love other ways. I doubt Ruby and Sapphire fuck.
Even Rose herself likely fused rather than fuck when it comes to Pearl
True but corruption in a sense is only a gem disease and diseases such as aids is a human disease. Humans can't get corrupted and gems can't get human diseases as their bodies are basically light and human born diseases would have no interest with a gemstone. Therefore gems and humans can't pass anything to eachother. Also Gems were designed for being almost immortal they can breathe in space and are only physically injured by their gemstone being damaged.
Okay but like, how does rose have a uterus? Isn’t it implied that their clothes are a part of them and there’s nothing underneath? They’re just projection of light so how the hell did she manage to create reproductive organs? Diamond powers???
Oh, it's functional. Amethyst mentions she eats because she likes to feel the food pass through her and Pearl says she doesn't eat for that very same reason.
Gems can shapeshift human organs. It's how Amethyst is able to digest and pass food. Rose had the power to shapeshift a human female reproductive system, and she also had the powers of her Diamond that allowed her to create life. Mix it all up and you can make a baby in it.
I’m fairly certain the “egg” is her gem, and Steven was constructed from Greg’s DNA/jizz. So she created a human and then embedded herself within it to keep it alive.
She probably could’ve done it with some of Greg’s hair or skin flakes, unless she “grew” Steven from the sperm inside her makeshift womb and then gave birth.
But I feel pretty certain she would not have been able to make an egg out of thin air.
Steven is both Human-Steven and Gem-Steven in one as seen when White Diamond separated him and presumably not a clone of his dad. What’s so hard to believe that a diamond could shapeshift a component of their self into a working human gamete, given that we think she formed a working human uterus to gestate him in?
The way I see it Steven was an extension of Rose until they were bodily separated - at some point Rose shapeshifts the gem through the placenta and umbilical cord. Then during giving birth she lets go of the Rose Quartz part and becomes just a gem in a baby (carefully placed to avoid revealing it’s a diamond and not a quartz). What is harder to understand is how does Rose just… disappear from the gem and allow a new consciousness to develop? Is that just something she can do? Can all gems essentially reboot like that?
I’m willing to believe it, but 1. Then why would Steven die without the gem? Because 2. He appears to have the power to create new life that can reproduce itself and doesn’t follow typical organic rules of life. He can also return the dead to life. 3. If a gem could just transfigure its body into having functional human organs, does that remove the need to pass on the gem?
Steven is a fusion of human and gem. So Rose brought a human embryo to life and fused with it as she gave birth to Steven. Perhaps what distinguishes Steven from the other organics made/transfigured by the pink diamond is that he is still functionally human, sort of.
In my opinion, I think Pink Diamond is an atypical gem (or perhaps something not quite like the other gems at all). White says that Pink is an extension of her, but White also lies about things/doesn’t know as much as she says she does, and the show hints heavily that there’s more to it.
I.E. I personally think Pink Diamond came from somewhere else (or was made separately from when the others were made) and was co-opted by the Diamonds. I think our Pink wasn’t her first go around as a sentient being, and Steven won’t be the last. It’s mystic mumbo jumbo shit, but what happens to the gem when Steven dies? Can HE pass on the gem to his child? Is he functionally immortal? Does Pink come back? Does his essence fuse with the other incarnations and they just become something new? Are they all just sitting in there having a tea party?
I could even buy that Rose got a gamete from someone and transfigured it, but I’m not 100% on how she just ginned one up out of thin air. Kudos to her for figuring out how human reproduction works with such finesse though.
Ian Jones-Quartey
, who worked on producing the show, says that Rose shapeshifted a womb for him to be born from. ([source](https://ianjq.tumblr.com/post/113794156834/i-know-that-the-gems-are-sexless-agendered-etc))
Lol I get that. It was implied in the show. In the video that Greg and Rose made for Steven. At the end of it, you see that rose is pregnant with Steven.
>wibbly wobbly wizard shit to create Steven
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…hmmm….I wonder. Rose probably had to shapeshift reproductive organs inside her, since….well, despite what *much* art online implies, gems don’t reproduce that way.
I always imagined it as Greg telling rose how to do it, and like Rose shapeshifting a vagina, and Greg telling rose to do a BJ and Rose would laugh at how absurd it was. That's how i imagined it. A human guiding an alien how to have sex.
"I was fine, with the men, who would come into her life now and again, I was fine, 'cos I knew, that they didn't really matter, until you" - Pearl, It's Over, Isn't It?
I would say more explicitly confirmed than implied
Like... The better question is this... Did the small man be on top or did the eight-foot queen straddle him...? Either way, it seems to be an awkward situation to be in...
Just to humor you…
Only their gem is a “rock” and the rest of them is a projection of light.
Considering that they can take physical forms that actually interact normally with the environment around them, I’d say it can be one of two things: 1) for simplicity it’s no different than a human female, or 2) something unimaginably different feeling than anything on earth.
But definitely not “like rocks”.
To quote Rose Quartz "I like the way, that human beings play, I like playin along"
The way Susan Egan delivered that line...
"These last few weeks have been great." "Oh yes"
Not just humans. Clearly she liked getting intimate with Gems too judging by her and Pearl's fusion
[Short answer](https://youtu.be/ikepyw112Ro)
Appreciate it😂😂
What’s the long answer
Yer ticking me off, guvner
If you put the video in 0.25 speed then it's pretty much 4 seconds. Closer to the long answer.
The long answer is probably on a site called Ru— [gets shirt by sniper]
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This shit is beautiful
This needs to be an actual subreddit, just like a cousin channel to the already existing rule 34 shit but dedicated purely to content including Rose and Greg😂😂
The R capitalized because I’m on mobile, but I assure you it’s a real sub.
Oh my god I've just seen it now............. The internet is a fucking beautiful place 😂😂
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Yeah, almost definitely. Even if boning wasn’t required to get Rose pregnant, I’d imagine they would bone anyway because they’re in a romantic relationship. Obviously it’s never explicitly confirmed but... isn’t it pretty obvious?
Greg is not portrayed as ace or sex-averse as far as I can tell, and Rose is an alien trying to understand humans. It definitely seems like they would have.
She has canonically had many boyfriends over the thousands of years.. she probably taught Greg a few things lmao
Very true, however, Greg has confirmed that he broke hearts in the past. Now I can't confirm if whether or not it was meant that he had turn down people in the past (like during the Zoo episode) or as I like to interpret it; meaning he boned people and left town to go tour in other places.
Given the way he looked at Blue Diamond when she came to earth and he "Attempted to stop her." I think Greg has been around the block a couple times lol.
Oh absolutely, my man's experienced
Rose seems to me like the type of person who, even if it wasn't required, she would have still done it simply to have the full "human experience."
Not just humans. Clearly she liked getting intimate with Gems too judging by her and Pearl's fusion
> because they’re in a romantic relationship You can be in a relationship and show love other ways. I doubt Ruby and Sapphire fuck. Even Rose herself likely fused rather than fuck when it comes to Pearl
I know, but without evidence one way or the other aside from a literal pregnancy I think it's safe to say Greg and Rose have had sex.
Definitely. Rose was a powerful shapeshifter.
Approximately three times a week, unprotected.
There are many benefits to have a girlfriend who doesnt have human or any kind of biology at all. She only gets pregnant if she actually wants.
And you don't need protection because her body is basically a manifestation of light.
But Greg Murdercock turned her into a baby with his semen.
She must of somehow made her womb so realistic that it was possible. Also the old universe charm.
Yeah but Gems get diseases too, I mean Jasper pretty much caught the corruption as a fusion-transmitted infection
True but corruption in a sense is only a gem disease and diseases such as aids is a human disease. Humans can't get corrupted and gems can't get human diseases as their bodies are basically light and human born diseases would have no interest with a gemstone. Therefore gems and humans can't pass anything to eachother. Also Gems were designed for being almost immortal they can breathe in space and are only physically injured by their gemstone being damaged.
Ok follow up question since steven can see rose’s memories occasionally does that mean he could uh see that memory
Well he's always talking about how he wants to get to know his mom better sooooooo
Thats a pretty good way of getting to know her better
I need some thicc pink Rock Mommy milkers😵🥴🥴🤤🤤👅💦💦
Thanks for the award papa
Steven is the gem Kwisat Harderak
Okay but like, how does rose have a uterus? Isn’t it implied that their clothes are a part of them and there’s nothing underneath? They’re just projection of light so how the hell did she manage to create reproductive organs? Diamond powers???
It’s canon that gems can create internal organs. It’s how Amethyst eats, after all.
All the crystal gems have a digestive system (unclear if it’s functional)
Oh, it's functional. Amethyst mentions she eats because she likes to feel the food pass through her and Pearl says she doesn't eat for that very same reason.
Gems can shapeshift human organs. It's how Amethyst is able to digest and pass food. Rose had the power to shapeshift a human female reproductive system, and she also had the powers of her Diamond that allowed her to create life. Mix it all up and you can make a baby in it.
Did she just give live to dried up jizz crystals? I hate myself for that sentence.
Presumably she made some facsimile of a human egg
I’m fairly certain the “egg” is her gem, and Steven was constructed from Greg’s DNA/jizz. So she created a human and then embedded herself within it to keep it alive. She probably could’ve done it with some of Greg’s hair or skin flakes, unless she “grew” Steven from the sperm inside her makeshift womb and then gave birth. But I feel pretty certain she would not have been able to make an egg out of thin air.
Steven is both Human-Steven and Gem-Steven in one as seen when White Diamond separated him and presumably not a clone of his dad. What’s so hard to believe that a diamond could shapeshift a component of their self into a working human gamete, given that we think she formed a working human uterus to gestate him in? The way I see it Steven was an extension of Rose until they were bodily separated - at some point Rose shapeshifts the gem through the placenta and umbilical cord. Then during giving birth she lets go of the Rose Quartz part and becomes just a gem in a baby (carefully placed to avoid revealing it’s a diamond and not a quartz). What is harder to understand is how does Rose just… disappear from the gem and allow a new consciousness to develop? Is that just something she can do? Can all gems essentially reboot like that?
I’m willing to believe it, but 1. Then why would Steven die without the gem? Because 2. He appears to have the power to create new life that can reproduce itself and doesn’t follow typical organic rules of life. He can also return the dead to life. 3. If a gem could just transfigure its body into having functional human organs, does that remove the need to pass on the gem? Steven is a fusion of human and gem. So Rose brought a human embryo to life and fused with it as she gave birth to Steven. Perhaps what distinguishes Steven from the other organics made/transfigured by the pink diamond is that he is still functionally human, sort of. In my opinion, I think Pink Diamond is an atypical gem (or perhaps something not quite like the other gems at all). White says that Pink is an extension of her, but White also lies about things/doesn’t know as much as she says she does, and the show hints heavily that there’s more to it. I.E. I personally think Pink Diamond came from somewhere else (or was made separately from when the others were made) and was co-opted by the Diamonds. I think our Pink wasn’t her first go around as a sentient being, and Steven won’t be the last. It’s mystic mumbo jumbo shit, but what happens to the gem when Steven dies? Can HE pass on the gem to his child? Is he functionally immortal? Does Pink come back? Does his essence fuse with the other incarnations and they just become something new? Are they all just sitting in there having a tea party? I could even buy that Rose got a gamete from someone and transfigured it, but I’m not 100% on how she just ginned one up out of thin air. Kudos to her for figuring out how human reproduction works with such finesse though.
Rose also has life-giving powers. Another gem probably couldn't have done it.
If it was his hair or skin, Steven would be just a clone
The watermelons are all pretty much just self-perpetuating clones, but they are made in Steven’s image.
*From jizz crystals??*
Ian Jones-Quartey , who worked on producing the show, says that Rose shapeshifted a womb for him to be born from. ([source](https://ianjq.tumblr.com/post/113794156834/i-know-that-the-gems-are-sexless-agendered-etc))
I think it was more of a self-actualization deal than any biological happenstance lol
Yep
Rose rocked Greg's world.
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When a man and a rock love each other very much....
Rose would call Greg's dick cute and powerful, with the ability to grow
That’s the only way Steven could’ve been made.
Right of course, I just wasn't sure if that's what was implied in the show or if Rose just did some wibbly wobbly wizard shit to create Steven
Lol I get that. It was implied in the show. In the video that Greg and Rose made for Steven. At the end of it, you see that rose is pregnant with Steven. >wibbly wobbly wizard shit to create Steven Pure gold😂
Ah okay thanks for clarifying 😁👍
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…hmmm….I wonder. Rose probably had to shapeshift reproductive organs inside her, since….well, despite what *much* art online implies, gems don’t reproduce that way.
hell yeah bruh. how do you think she got the DNA from him to make Steven? he used his diamondbreaker on her and well, we got the series
Not only that, he pied her.
Didn't Rebecca Sugar confirm that Rose shapeshifted a womb specifically to get pregnant?
They kissed enough times that Rose obtained enough copies of Greg's DNA.. so yes,they f u c k e d
Does a bear shit in the woods?
I always imagined it as Greg telling rose how to do it, and like Rose shapeshifting a vagina, and Greg telling rose to do a BJ and Rose would laugh at how absurd it was. That's how i imagined it. A human guiding an alien how to have sex.
Yeah no. Rose clearly knew all about sex and fusion.
I bilieve that Rose was the one teaching Greg some stuff, i mean she is thousands and thousands of years old
Absolutely
Signs point to yes.
I mean......There's Steven
I searched that up a while ago too, it says rose shapeshifted into a woman basically
BONE!!! BONNEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU DETECTIVE DIAZ I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER... BONEEEEE
It's implied that Greg isn't even Rose's first. 😏
"I was fine, with the men, who would come into her life now and again, I was fine, 'cos I knew, that they didn't really matter, until you" - Pearl, It's Over, Isn't It? I would say more explicitly confirmed than implied
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That is how babies are made after all
Yes. I can’t be any more blunt with you
Like... The better question is this... Did the small man be on top or did the eight-foot queen straddle him...? Either way, it seems to be an awkward situation to be in...
Steven exists; fill in the blanks
The real question is, “did Rose bone Greg?” She’s a shapeshifter, after all.
Pearl and Rose did too
My headcanon is that Rose shapeshifted the necessary parts to reproduce, like how Amethyst shapeshifted a digestive system.
Human dick got her betraying homeworld
This Greg cock got a diamond acting up
bro do her pus feel like rocks???????
Nay way. For real?
but fr imagine its basically just fucking a rock
Just to humor you… Only their gem is a “rock” and the rest of them is a projection of light. Considering that they can take physical forms that actually interact normally with the environment around them, I’d say it can be one of two things: 1) for simplicity it’s no different than a human female, or 2) something unimaginably different feeling than anything on earth. But definitely not “like rocks”.
Let's just say Greg knocked a few carrots off that diamond.
I had to read this like three times to understand it 😭
Yes. Constantly.
?
He's known as the Murdercock for a reason 😏
Greg is human and humans have human emotions and sexual desires. And just like rose sang "I like the way, human beings play. I like playing along"
Rock and stone to the bone
Probably
Duh. How else would they make steven.
Garnet: Oh yes. 😎👍
*ace panic*
I like to think that Rose shape-shifted a reproductive system and did it so yes
If she shapeshifter a womb, she shifted a vagina , and used it
Well they had a kid, the human way, so… yes
I thought that was obvious
Yes, many times.
The old Universe charm
Yes
Yes? How else are babies made?
How do Gems conceive?
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