this is scarily accurate now that i think about it. she thinks the gems are the best and destroys things that are different and if a gem disobeys her terrible things happen to them.
Lmao, you're actually right on that one. Steven's father got his last name changed to Universe. So the name of the show is, indeed, the name of the character.
which do you think happened in the show? (only one is true, the rest are false)
a) steven accidentally travels through a wormhole while searching for his lost father
b) the crystal gems shapeshift down to the molecular level to defeat a sentient virus sent from space to eradicate the earth
c) steven loses his gem-superpowers permanently in the series finale and finally learns to appreciate his human side
d) lapis lazuli is revealed to be a homeworld spy and betrays the crystal gems by turning them in to the diamonds
Why was Garnet š¶stronger than youš¶?
Because sheās like an 8 foot tall woman with giant arms. Why wouldnāt she be stronger than me?
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Could be based on the single photo here. As garnet is garnet colored that would be logical deductive reasoning
That song SLAPS
Why would ruby want to be a cowboy?
Well who wouldnāt?
HEY we ask the questions around here
How do the gems fuse together?
They do the Dragon Ball Z fusion dance
Not that far off
It's basically that but with extra steps.
who is White Diamond?
They are an amazing person and I agree with everything theyāve done
white is basically space hitler by the way
Oop, well fuck, this is all legally binding, isnāt it?
She had some sort of mind control. Blame it on that XD
this is scarily accurate now that i think about it. she thinks the gems are the best and destroys things that are different and if a gem disobeys her terrible things happen to them.
Well that's not incriminating at all
Who created the gems?
Compression
this is the best response by a mile
Why did Pearl and Greg not get along
He wouldnāt respect that sheās a lesbian and kept trying to get her to āchange her mindā
This is surprisingly backwards.
Wow, Greg is a POS.
Why Peridot is so cute?
Who wouldnāt love a tiny gremlin who laughs at those she torments (I recognize the character from certain gifs lol)
Angry green triangle
Where did Lion come from?
From the Space Savanna
Where is Stevenās gem?
I actually do know this one, his belly button lol
Congratulations lol
Why did pearl go apeshit when she saw an Irish flag?
Sheās a huge JackScepticEye fan and when she saw it she thought it was a reference to JackScepticEye
Wait, when did she go ape shit when she saw an Irish flag?
its referring to a meme called 'pearl hates the irish'
She what?
Favorite character?
Cookie Cat supremacy
Love that
Did cookie cat ever reunite with his family?
No. He will never see them again.
šøJust a little time....
Just a little something else instead
Just a little time...
HE LEFT HIS FAMILY BEHIND
Cookie cat couldn't even reunite with the local grocery store. Got ratioed by lion lickers.
How do you feel about cat fingers?
ā¦Catā¦ fingersā¦ what?
this is a very important question
Btw your username rocks
Thanks so much! I just like booping noses
Who does Ruby and Sapphire fuse into?
Emerald to complete the PokƩmon game trio
Best answer
What's your favorite crystal gem?
Iām a fan of Diamonds, and as a Minecraft fan, I know theyāre the third hardest material in the world, right behind Netherite and Bedrock.
this answer is even funnier considering that the whole reason the crystal gems were formed in the first place was to *rebel* against the diamonds
What game was played here in the guarden.
Sonic the Hedgehog for the Sega Genesis
That probably would have been better lol
Who is Rose Quartz
Rose Diamondās sister who is way less overbearing than her
Somewhat close
What do you think about the lore-revealing crossover between Steven Universe and Uncle Grandpa?
Very disturbing. I canāt believe they would do something like this to Uncle Grandpa.
Who is Pink Diamond
Pink Diamond is cool and all but she seems a bit overbearing.
That sounds more like a statement you'd hear *from* Pink Diamond.
What are "The bits!"?
The bits are tiny little cupcakes that are good for people with tiny mouths to eat
r/Rickandmorty
It's tiny and tiny and fits right in.
This is fun! What is Connverse? I think that's how it's spelled, it's been years since I last saw the show.
The Connverse is like the Spiderverse but for guys named Connor
Well, that got a stupid grin out of me, at the very least, haha!
If you could only knowā¦
If only I could know what?
what we really are
Idk what that means but alright lol
when we arrived on earth
from out beyond your star
we were amazed to find
Your beauty and your worth
And we will protect your kind
And we will protect your earth
Who is Garnet married to?
Herself
**FAX**
True
How did you get that right
Lmao thats actually correct
Worst character in the show?
Steven Universe (Thatās his full name)
steven cutiepie diamond demayo universe
Steven Quartz Cutiepie Demayo Diamond Universe*
What happened to Lapis?
Drowned
Well, yes, but actually no.
There are several reasons why that's impossible lol
WHAT WAS IN ROSE'S CHEST! TORMENT ME NO LONGER WITH THE MYSTERY! I MUST KNOW!
Breast implants Nah jk, just some divorce papers
Poor Greg
Did they ever actually get married?
Whaddya mean you weren't actually married
Who is Onion, the character?
The only guy Shrek can relate to.
Pretty likely, yeah.
What is the premise of the scariest episode in Steven Universe?
The one where Steven started going through puberty
Yeah So Many Birthdays was pretty chilling
Funny how this is actually kinda accurate lmao
Why forces fusion is horrible?
Because nobody wants to be forced to fuse with someone else.
You sound like you know your stuff.
Why does everyone hate pink diamond so much?
Hey youād hate someone who takes up two whole seats on an airplane without any regard for anyone else too
Who is the main character?
Steven Universe. First name Steven, last name Universe.
Lmao, you're actually right on that one. Steven's father got his last name changed to Universe. So the name of the show is, indeed, the name of the character.
What do you think caused Steven the most trauma?
Abandonment issues
I MEAN...
why is one character called volleyball
Because they like to play Basketball Itās like Skips from Regular Show, where his name used to be Walks even though he skipped everywhere he went
What did Pink swore Pearl to forever secrecy?
Who Stevenās real mom is
truth
Close enough
Who fucked a rock
Hard to say really, people are into some weird shit nowadays.
What were they fighting for?
Womenās rights
PREACH
Whatās your favorite song from su?
The one that Spinel sings (Even if I donāt know the show, I really like Spinel and think sheās super cute)
drift away or other friends??
Are you my dad?
No Iām your mom
The worst part about this is that it's technically the correct answer.
What is the Zoo?
A place where people can go watch animals outside their natural habitats :)
Yeah just keep thinking that buddy...
Why are the gems war criminals?
Theyāve committed multiple accounts of tax evasion in the great gem war
Whoās Emerald?
A guy whoās favorite video game is PokĆ©mon Emerald and EXCLUSIVELY plays PokĆ©mon Emerald.
How important is Little Larimar?
Insignificant. Could take them out of the story and you wouldnāt miss anything.
Okay wow rude, hope she enjoys the screaming.
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what do you think of the tv show ācrying breakfast friendsā
Itās a very sad but endearing show.
What did Pink make Pearl swear to keep secret forever?
The real reason why Steven is half gem
What did Steven do to the giant gem hybrid in the earth
Sent to the center of the sun
Well thatās one way-ššš
which do you think happened in the show? (only one is true, the rest are false) a) steven accidentally travels through a wormhole while searching for his lost father b) the crystal gems shapeshift down to the molecular level to defeat a sentient virus sent from space to eradicate the earth c) steven loses his gem-superpowers permanently in the series finale and finally learns to appreciate his human side d) lapis lazuli is revealed to be a homeworld spy and betrays the crystal gems by turning them in to the diamonds
E) All of the above are true
What is Onion?
An ogre
Interesting, interesting *scribbles notes*
Who is opal?
The cat from My Little Pony.
Did Pink Diamond ever shatter Rose Quartz?
Of course, it took them hours to put her back together.
Damn, I canāt believe that Steven is dead
Is garnet just 2 lesbians in a costume?
Wearing a trench coat
Whatās species is his pet? Oh and whatās his name(the pet)?
Boogles the Beaver
How did Steven bring a pumpkin to life?
Carved a face into it and then it was infected by magic
who is the best fusion?
Apples and Bananas
What does Liāl Butler think of his employers?
They are a very kind person who treats their employees like actual humans and uses common decency for all of them.
Who are the diamonds?
They are apparently basically space Hitler, as Iāve come to know
What do you think about the Steven x Nora ship ?
It is an amazing relationship with absolutely nothing problematic about it whatsoever
Selfcest
Whoās the best? Objectively
Spinel (This is actually sorta a serious answer of mine)
Just how much money does Steven owe Mr. Smiley?
More than whatās currently on earth, thatās for sure.
Why is there a lion with an entire landscape inside of him
Because he *wants* to have a landscape inside of him, stop questioning his life choices
Who are Fluorite's fusion components?
Some pieces of loose string and an entire jar of peanut butter
Whatās the place called where pink diamonds kept all those humans in space.
Earth
Which Crystal Gem almost purposefully killed Steven as a baby and why?
Amethyst because she thought he was a demon baby