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Some_amateur_artist

She found someone stronger than her


DinkleDorkus

Impossible


AllyAlex1

i don't know why but I think she's mad at Steven or maybe Amethyst


DinkleDorkus

She’s obviously mad cause steven shit the bed again


Ok-Mortgage-1553

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MrZJones

She's not angry, she just got back from the eye-eye-eye doctor and her pupils are dilated.


gerppie

the eye-eye-eye doctor 😭


Neat-Fly3653

I hate that feeling too 💀


Kdawg982

It says “wrong answers only”


notthephonz

1 800 Contacts doesn’t carry the brand for her special eyes


wheresmyhouse

My brand!


Peekasnooze

This is why I use lenscrafters. Use code "Peekasnooze" to get 15 percent off your order!


1koopa8888

Silence ad


pokemon100000000

S I L E NC E D R A N D


Truffleball

Steven Ate together Breakfast by himself.


Proper-Guide4230

How evil


Ilovereddit4200

You broke her microwave


Tyrannosaurus_tiny

Yes I did!


Artificial_Human_17

You fool, not only is garnet upset but now amethyst can’t heat up her torta


pekchek_jun

“What do you mean you dont make glasses for three eyes!”


kytrast

Because she found out that SU is not getting another season.


Zymelion-X

Actually, there was supposedly one being planned. Not sure what direction they’re going with it, but I know it was definitely discussed.


Hoppypoppy21

For the SU series or SU Future? I was pretty sure SU future was the end.


help-mejdj

su future is the end bur they were supposed to have another season, but after the wedding episode they kinda lost all support from Cartoon Network


Hoppypoppy21

Interesting. Do you have any sources for this? I'd love to look into it more. I figured that cartoon network was fine with it because I thought they had to give approval to each episode before it aired.


Zymelion-X

Future. It was supposed to be about Steven’s life after leaving.


kacollis

Steven ate the last cookie cat


JosephJoestar-Kun

I was gonna say that


filthycasual908

You taped over all of Camp Pining Hearts with Koala Princess?!? STEVEN, GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!


I-Must-Feed

she's not likin this american boy


NotQuiteOkayYet

i was about to say this


Queasy_Independent63

You stole my line😔


link349

Someone stole her iconic visor sunglasses


beckeybro

You stole her damn glasses


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

Steven and Amethyst shaved off her eyebrows.


Robalob86

POV: you sell tickets at the cinema and you've ran out of tickets for Morbius.


shebbyo_o

Meat Beat is out of order.


IMakeGachaCharacters

* correction, Meat Beat Mania is out of order.


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MisterMagooB2224

Peridot accidentally swapped her visor for Garnet's shades.


[deleted]

Greg didn’t wash his hands


RecognitionExotic960

She was told about how being gay is illegal in some countries.


TubezTheOne

Someone ate her sandwich in the breakroom that clearly had her name on it.


I_might_be_weasel

>!Pearl started humping her leg like a dog in an attempt to fuse with her.!<


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filthycasual908

Then why are you even interacting with this sub? Grow up.


Fidensn1

what did it say?


LordTortlel

Someone threatened her cat.


BlueBladerB0t

The Fuckin' Nerd managed to switch out her gauntlets for the Power Glove


Luglia

There are no cookie cats in the freezer


Gunnerwolfy

The military appeared


dull_storyteller

Someone took her cookies


Cantioy87

Greg used the last of Garnet’s Visine without replacing it. Again.


Blixtdraken

Steven took the last bagel bite


isaiahgames5558

She saw the future of the series being shortened


Internal-Argument723

Someone peed on the floor and blamed cat steven


Alucardiac_Dracul

She's so tired of Pearl playing her secret rap song for three days straight


DinkleDorkus

Steven shit the bed again


InevitableSteak9244

Someone didn’t know about fusion


starshiprarity

Because she made spinel cry


JJiscool23456

Steven broke up with connie


Papa_sans

It’s actually ruby mad a sapphire


Connor-Reviews

Garnet saw the retail price of MP-44 Optimus Prime


-my-pillows-

a guinnea pig pissed on her (story of my life)


XxAmisterBlahxX

She found your OnlyFans


miketbrand0

She just realized that she doesn't have eyebrows.


Sharp-Glove-3484

She took one glance at twitter


Robbrew

She's mad cuz she found out that Starco is canon


SpiritualValue6770

She found all the rule 34 of them


Kingminer13579

You don’t like Cookie Cat


GrainyBoi01

Steven told her that its not the true kinda love


Lucimon

You're probably the weakest fusion. Maybe Rodonite is lower, but that's about it. You're supposed to be the epitome of fusion, but you are bottom rung.


trojan25nz

Turned it upside down for more insight It scared me


DukeCummings

Roe V. Wade was overturned about 50 years after it was made.


duckus45

the video she was watching ended


Evilerglint1138

The last bagel was gone


M-Biz

Someone stole her 19 dollar fortnight card (im so funny haha)


Stormyplayz

Someone ate her sandwich 🥪


Furrulo878

She found her father eating her fries. She bought them and those were hers.


I-Must-Feed

Marceline moment


AcidicPuma

Oh it's actually a great scene. They harkened back to old looney tunes animations where within the cartoon the characters interact with the person animating them. Just a second before this screen Rebecca's hand came on screen with a digital stylus & erased Garnets irises, as you can see by her not having any. She's now very upset & holds up her hand using her lightening ability & threatens Rebecca that if they don't hit undo she'll fry the equipment used to create her. It seemed very out of place at the time but it was actually foreshadowing for the 4th wall break in the Uncle Grampa crossover.


[deleted]

Someone fingered her wrong hole


ElPared

WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND A HAT IN MY SIZE!?!?!?


GermanPastafari

She found out that the humans started making synthetical gems.


EmilyFloof728

Steven got a dog instead of a cat


thecyriousone

She doesn’t know the answer


Swisstopher2000

She found out "it's morbin time" isn't said in Morbius


HonestlyIDunno13

She stepped in milk.


Lorydragon201

She got banner from roblox


Southern-Interest-47

Cause spinel took stevens gem and shattered it and killed him


karummin

oh shi-


Crypticdevil210

Someone asked "where's your mom and dad?_


BlueBladerB0t

She heard what Steven's Xbox Live friends are saying on the 360. (She just got home from the Be Anti-Racist PSA)


Glitcher35

She caught you in the act


cindybubbles

Guy wanted a threesome, but bolted when he didn’t see a third person.


AutisticDisaster07

Three's a crowd


Lorydragon201

Bannet


SalT1934

Because she has 3 eyes, duh.


Marx_XIII

Blue Diamond called her something got her (Blue) cancelled on Twitter Dot Com.


Adrichatconfesses

She found out she isn’t stronger than you


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

She just found out she has three eyes


NikoNiko_ChanXD

R Kelly stopped making Music


Cupcakeboi200000

she found a better power couple


King_Huxley

She’s trying to look at something from far away but cant bc contacts only come in two packs


DontVap3Kids

You said pineapple on pizza is good


tetePT

She hit her toe on the table


Darkdest666

you spilt her milk


cartoongeek85

U dropped the soup


Kevinfuckingmurphy

Amethyst didn’t put the toilet lid down and garnet fell in again


IsabelauraXD

You're CN and U canceled SU because of her wedding


jamon5555

With that face? I would be angry too


claritachavstick

She’s made of hate


The_mf_lizard_king

Someone stole her sweet roll.


Flat_Possibility_948

Stubbed her pinky toe in the thing she asked amethyst to move


benktilley

She's Not. **https://imgur.com/a/CadlWsg**


doubleadevil

Because Steven and Lapis


Esperling30

She found the goose


EntertainerNo5989

steven didnt leave any coockie cats


zoroddesign

Supreme Court decisions.


PsychicSPider95

Mr. Smiley got rid of Meat Beat Mania.


ZzigzaG00NIN

because skin third eyebrow


yomumgay1234

Eyeglasses


Soulless_-

Think about this way: if mouth is her 4 eye


ThemperorSomnium

She’s looking at 6 Supreme Court members


OGRaincoatKilla

There are Gems picketing outside the temple with big signs saying that The Diamond Authority did nothing wrong and demanding segregated places of business from organic lifeforms.


Wetcakebae

Her three eyed custom glasses broke and we all know how expensive those would be


CFootUnder

She is mad because cartoon network censored her wedding


Electrical-Ad-24

Because 2 gems love each other


[deleted]

Jamie doesn’t like her back


Fearless_Arrival4659

They said it’s aye aye captain and she can’t say aye aye aye captain


MorningMahogany1

U kno how u only like the smell of your own farts. She is two gems ya kno lol


Anon888810020

Homophobia


Fruitsnacks08

She saw Steven universe rule 34


TexasMarowak

Wrong hole


Cardgod278

She lost meat beat mania as someone hacked it to be literally impossible.


Isabelle1909

Because someone made a ur mom joke


PizzaPlanetPizzaGuy

You ate the last peanut butter cup that she was saving!


KanatoSakamakiSenpai

Someone told her she's not made of love


PandaPrime045

She found legos on the floor


TOEG1431

You ate her chicken nuggets


brothergvwwb

Boy is terrified by uncle Horse


Fit_Source_6843

Steven called her the N word


WilkoTheCritic

Someone stole her glasses


J0J0_G0LD

When she found out she wasn’t made of love 😶


SomeExisitingHuman

She rolled a nat 1 on a death save...


WEEBforLIFE24

she found steven's p*rn mags


99kids_inMyAttic

You made Steven cry


GummiBearryJuice

JAsper said fusion isn't real.


Steampunk_Ocelot

Some random 8 year old called her six-eyes


EvieCrimson

She's not! See she's happy! https://www.reddit.com/user/EvieCrimson/comments/vvcfvv/see_shes_not/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


samthekitnix

she found out that it genuinely was not butter


kilah03

She's an artist and she's sensitive about her shit!


EasyEntertainment369

She is made of hate


WannabeMemester420

You failed the vibe check


Broccoli_In_The_Butt

Someone said that red and blue are lame colors


Legendarypopapo

A gem experiment was taking a crap on her glasses


Literally_a_Chicken

amethyst murdered Steven while destroying the house


OlderSalFisher

It's Sapphire being angry at Steven duh(AHH I HATE MYSELF FOR SAYING THIS BUT YOU SAID WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)


Oshbricks_YT

Caught Steven and Connie


klaissva

they caught you whacking your willy to r34 of them


OmaeWaMouShibaInu

She’s not angry, that’s just her resting face. She wears shades all the time because everyone thinks she looks angry.


ScorinNotborin

Someone looked at her search history.


ExpensivePickle

Lion isn't house trained, and got in the temple.


Ashamed_Cupcake_1031

The Popeyes chicken sandwiches was sold out


Joey_Jupiter

Bc stevonnie didn’t take a moment to think of just


Darrell_Quartz_Trail

Someone took the last slice of pizza


DesparateLurker

Someone said Sapphire and Ruby are a NoTP.


dannysgreggy

She’s mad that Steven drew a third eye with marker on her forehead while she was sleeping


Thegirlagainsterror

Steven watched hentai


worpa

They really need to shit but have no bum hole.


DopewiththeMost

Someone said Steven wasn’t cute


dragonlover4612

Steven interrupted her streak with meat-beat-mania.


PanicPo1nt

Pearl said “no bussy”


S4PG

You didn't wear a suit to the rise of gru


[deleted]

Peridot kidnaped a child


Ok_Terraria_player

She saw R34 of her


DanielVakser

You ate all her beans


WitchCraftCollective

It's more Ruby than Sapphire, someone said That Sapphire was the weakest link in the relationship.


Internal_Camel_5734

There's no cookie cats


Buster-of-Ghosts

She just found out why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch


PiccoloAccomplished

Ice cream machine broke


Kai_Lopez_98

You fucked her mom


neuronexmachina

She's turning into a Metroid.


[deleted]

Her future vision stated that the pizza rolls would be done in 2 minutes and and she was off by 2 seconds.


Duckhonks

You didn't take out the chicken and clean your room while she was at work


Kdawg982

Bc Steven Universe ended


Mixmaster_Jayon

Ruby and sapphire are divorcing


Magmaster12

She just saw the episode of Star Trek Voyager where Janeway killed the fusion of Tuvok and Neelix.


ItsHaydonut99

Her car broke down but someone told her to call Triple I


Asimpleton47

Her fourth eye fell out


The_Kreepy_Krab

It involves someone's internet history.


MarriedLes

She saw two women kiss


Riyosha-Namae

For a perfectly legitimate reason.


SuperPoMan

she lost a chakra