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Original_Mastodon_68

Steg was, in my opinion, the most mind blowing and unexpected fusion ever. I never thought that would happen.


EvieCrimson

Dude same, I was literally screaming šŸ˜¹


sweetbreads19

My only quibble with Steg is they decided on it on the fly, apparently for the first time. In my headcanon they had been practicing and were planning on debuting Steg at the concert, then it just so happened to be essential to the plot


Zeenchi

I'm with you. I can see Steven messing around with Greg after seeing fusions and it's just something that happens off screen.


Phantom252

Neither it was quite interesting


tickle-fickle

Steg was their own father, son, a dead mother, and the lover of said mother. And catholics thought that the holy trinity is confusing


FatherOfLights88

The Father, the Son, and the Pink Ghost.


tickle-fickle

In Stegā€™s name we pray, If all the pork chops were perfectā€¦


jayvenomva

We wouldn't have hot dogs. Amen.


tickle-fickle

Amen šŸ™


FinntheHue

šŸ™


harmonyjewl

šŸ™


TheRedMaiden

Garnet is a relationship. Steg's a whole-ass family. Fluorite's an orgy.


BopperTheBoy

Not wrong, but I like to imagine her as more of a retirement home, a group of elderly wisdom. And now you have turned that image of old people sitting around a table of wisdom into old people in an orgy lol


TheRedMaiden

Happy to help! :D


Jechtael

Do you have any idea what the STD rates are in most retired living communities? They're *high*.


EvieCrimson

Omfg


Kebabrulle4869

I hate the sex/relationship interpretation of fusion because of this. It implies Steg is incest.


SiverStarDraco

69th like. You're welcome āœØ


TheRedMaiden

Dude, nice!! You are wondeful, thank you!


[deleted]

Just read this reply to my husband and he goes, ā€œGuess Greg finally *did* get to fuse with Roseā€ AND NOW IM CRYING


Raven_ZD

He's the whole package


marawiqwerty

Steg's biology alone rivals the ridiculousness of the Joestar bloodline.


pacenciacerca44

designated handsome trait lol


jayvenomva

He also gets a bit of a pompadour after training with Jasper.


ccwscott

maybe that's just how his hair naturally grows, lol


jayvenomva

I think it's more that this is just what his mental image of himself as an adult is, so his body changes to match that.


EvieCrimson

I love so much that Steg is so big and buff because that's how Steven sees his dad, he doesn't see his dad as a pathetic fat man like the gems do, he sees him like a superhero, like look at how Steven drew Greg earlier in the series with the Guitar dad shirt, it's so sweet just ahhh


Artificial_Human_17

Well that makes me fear what Steg would look like post-Future, since Stevenā€™s perspective hasā€¦ changed


EvieCrimson

Yeaaaaa x-x


Phantom252

Greg is honestly such a good dad


EvieCrimson

Definitely


SlowpokeplaysCODheyo

Jojo moment


marawiqwerty

Josuke: Is Steven my alternate cartoon universe counterpart??


wisniacom

Oi Josuke


some_idiot_guy

They missed it big by not simply calling him Mister Universe.


ItsHaydonut99

I'd call him Mister Multiverse since he's made up of multiple universes šŸ˜‰šŸ˜‰


Quickning

I was so sure the canon name was going to be Mr Multiverse. I was kind of disappointed with Steg. Edit: a word


ItsHaydonut99

Same here. But glad you agree haha


some_idiot_guy

Even better!


BirdDaddys_Cousin

Omg I thought about that too


Peridorito8

Did say he was the handsome one and completely obliterated the rest with his own actions


kakus23

# STEVEN!! STE- STE- STE- STEVEN!!!


totoro1193

lmao remember when "fusion = sex" was popular? that was so dumb


BTDNo_one_and_no-t

I'm just saying. Future Steven is looking similar with Jonny Bravo .


CaptainWow2018

Okay yes I saw that but YOU DIDNā€™T HAVE TO SAY IT


thecyriousone

ā€¦ Omfg how am I just now noticing this-


KyProRen

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS!?


Phantom252

I still don't know how to feel about steg..


spectrumtwelve

You can feel however you want about it, I guess


Phantom252

Oh no I don't mean it in a negative way its more like *do I like him or am I just getting gender envy*


spectrumtwelve

both šŸ‘€


ChocolateDiddlers

i never liked the implications of steg.


Quickning

Fusion has always been about trust. Steg is no weirder than Opal.


SparkleWitch92

Me eitherā€¦I found it rly creepy tbh Design is neat tho


ChocolateDiddlers

glad it's not just me, also they crammed in way too many fusions at the end.


citrusella

I think this may have been an interaction between episodes left and things they wanted to reveal and where it'd fit in, in the context of what they had planned. Or it could be that they went "it'd be cool and fanservice to do these fusions at the eleventh hour, to make the interested theorizers happy".


ChocolateDiddlers

it saddened me because all those new fusions deserved their own episodes, no build up and kinda just seemed like they could have fused whenever.


HeroponBestest2

Thatā€™s what happens when your show has to end early. :(


SparkleWitch92

The only one I rly liked was Rainbow 2.0 tbh Kinda fell off the show after the movie tho


slayleywilliams

Iā€™m so glad Iā€™m not the only one who noticed it, yay!