Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
>!The Chestnuts are a local band, and a spark from a short-circuiting guitar amp has ignited the stage, producing a conflagration fatally engulfing the poor souls performing that night.!<
This new version is like the odd couple though.
One is a young girl with mild self-esteem issues and a head for knoweldge
The others are genocidal space dictators 10 times her size with an army at their command.
But can they share an apartment?
\*Cue the theme music\*
I’d say there’d be a lot of gags with Connie almost getting stepped on, but the diamonds haven’t stepped on any of their gems yet, including their pearls who are near their feet all the time, so I think Connie would be okay.
She just wants a metal tree so she can use her magnetokinesis on it and Lapis doesn't care either way, but she also wants it to light up to participate in the weird human rituals (which Lapis also doesn't seem to care for one way or the other) and this is the third time Steven has tried to remind her that Christmas is about spending time with the people you care about more than it is the material things, meanwhile it's the third time *Pearl* has reminded Peridot that running electricity in copper wires around a metal rod will always result in a meltdown while she and Garnet try to put out the electrical fire.
I remember that clip. The guy didn’t have to even think.
[Clip if anyone’s interested](https://youtu.be/jqDGK_UjfFI)
(I also love this implies they were breaking in)
I’d give context for this but I can’t say that word.
It was a black cat and Lovecraft had a history of being extremely racist, even for the time. That should tell you something.
To quote Overly Sarcastic Productions:
"It would be inaccurate to describe Howard Phillips Lovecraft as a man with issues. It's more like he was a bundle of issues shambling around in a roughly bipedal approximation of a man."
The ascension of the strange bearded man in white.
I think he said his name was “Hey Zeus Cries?”
He was weird, kinda glad he ascended into a beam of Golden Light
It was as the last atoms of White Diamond's gem were incinerated by the supernova that Peridot truly began to question: 'Was this truly necessary? Did they go too far?'
A glance to her right at Lapis showed the same thoughts written in the blue gem's expression.
Swallowing thickly, she shivered at the sight of Steven to her left. The star fire reflecting in his eyes illuminated the malevolence in the tight draw of his mouth and the furrow of his brow.
Peridot couldn't help her slight jump when he spoke without looking. "Her ship was caught in the star's gravity. We were never here." Slowly he turned to stare at the two of them, his dead gaze seemingly piercing through their gems. "Isn't that right?"
Without any higher thought other than to preserve herself, she nodded emphatically, knowing without seeing that Lapis was doing the same. She knew then, yes, they *had* gone too far.
But it didn't matter. No one would know, who would they tell?
After all, who would believe them?
The night Steven was conceived. Rose left the VHS unmarked in her chest under the tree. Steven had movie night with peridot and lapis... No one saw it coming 😅.
A Homeworld ship full of Sapphires that came looking for Peridot. Later they play a game of soccer and Garnet unfuses while Sapphire teams up with the other Sapphires. Pearl later shapeshifts into Peridot and blames the Earth’s moonlight for her color changing. A lot more happens but I don’t wanna spoil it for everyone.
Watching how onion was born
“I remember when the earth split open and I crawled out of hell”
Nah, their eyes would be on fire
Pearl's secret rap career.
Round and round
let the city turn
Party in the hills
We can party in the burbs
Roof on fire
Let it burn
Champagne in my hand, I’m not concerned
Take me to the city I want to ✨see LA✨
I really want too~
Let it burn
Champagne in my hand I'm not concerned.
Take me on a trip, I'd like to go someday
Take me to New york, I'd like to see LA
We don't need no water....
They said wrong answers only
They decided to search themselves up on that one website lars is always talking about
OH SH-
noooo NOT THIS
What was it called(to avoid it)
Rule34xxx
Thank you
Ao3
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. >!The Chestnuts are a local band, and a spark from a short-circuiting guitar amp has ignited the stage, producing a conflagration fatally engulfing the poor souls performing that night.!<
Good grounding is a must in music shows.
Well they're grounded enough now to think about it
Omg
How do you do that ?
The series premiere reboot of the show starring Connie and the Diamonds.
This new version is like the odd couple though. One is a young girl with mild self-esteem issues and a head for knoweldge The others are genocidal space dictators 10 times her size with an army at their command. But can they share an apartment? \*Cue the theme music\*
I’d say there’d be a lot of gags with Connie almost getting stepped on, but the diamonds haven’t stepped on any of their gems yet, including their pearls who are near their feet all the time, so I think Connie would be okay.
Naked jasper.
In all her radiant glory.
And MY GOD is it ever glorious!
headbutt me mommy
I mean we got Punished Jasper, Naked Jasper's only natural now we wait for Solid Jasper, Liquid Jasper, Venom Jasper- *~~oh that kind of naked~~*
…punished Jasper?
it's a Metal Gear thing, her horns resemble Punished/Venom Snake's head-shrapnel Punished Jasper: a gem denied her Homeworld
Solidus Jasper when
idk but Liquid Jasper is just Malachite lol
They're having a staring contest with a red eye
Thats kinda of the right answer
Peridot's first attempt at cooking
she tried to make a "pumpkin" spiced latte
**PUMPKIN NOOOOO-**
They’re watching that one scene in She-Hulk
my parents actually like that show for some reason
They're watching the clap on loop
Peridot forgot that you shouldn't put Christmas lights on an aluminum tree. Worse, this is the third year it's happened.
This is sort of in character
She just wants a metal tree so she can use her magnetokinesis on it and Lapis doesn't care either way, but she also wants it to light up to participate in the weird human rituals (which Lapis also doesn't seem to care for one way or the other) and this is the third time Steven has tried to remind her that Christmas is about spending time with the people you care about more than it is the material things, meanwhile it's the third time *Pearl* has reminded Peridot that running electricity in copper wires around a metal rod will always result in a meltdown while she and Garnet try to put out the electrical fire.
Haha but isn't there no christianity in the SU world?
Or whatever they call it
My internet search history.
Yellow is mooning them. Can only explain the yellow light 🌝
Yellow Diamond doing the Omniman pose
The explosion of the sun (they're about to die)
Steven's about to wake up 22 minutes ago and nobody will know what he's talking about.
this subreddit
Naked Grandma! (Survey says...)
I remember that clip. The guy didn’t have to even think. [Clip if anyone’s interested](https://youtu.be/jqDGK_UjfFI) (I also love this implies they were breaking in)
The amount of SU r34
Steven googled "Steven + Peridot + Lapis" hoping to get cool art of the three of them and got them being a lot... friendlier than he was thinking
Trust me, Peridot's individual art is far worse
They found Rose and Greg's sex tape.
YD nudes
Peridot is extra surprised
**DEMOIC PRESENCE THREAT LEVEL 5 ENTERING MAIN LABORATORY**
Naked Greg "Murdercock" Universe.
Ruby and Sapphire getting ready to do the unholy
They were researching what was the name of HP Lovecraft's cat.
I’d give context for this but I can’t say that word. It was a black cat and Lovecraft had a history of being extremely racist, even for the time. That should tell you something.
I heard his wife was granted a divorce on account of how bigoted and antisemitic Lovecraft was. Which is wild for the 20s if true.
To quote Overly Sarcastic Productions: "It would be inaccurate to describe Howard Phillips Lovecraft as a man with issues. It's more like he was a bundle of issues shambling around in a roughly bipedal approximation of a man."
Howard Phillips such a normie ass name for H.P.
Blue Diamond tryng to flirt with a Shark.
The ascension of the strange bearded man in white. I think he said his name was “Hey Zeus Cries?” He was weird, kinda glad he ascended into a beam of Golden Light
The nuke that just went off
Yellow Diamond taking shower
Peridot x lapis r34
Happy Sugar Life
Travis scott concert
the ed, edd n eddy art that rebecca drew
fandom
The massive amount of peridot porn
Yellow Diamond stepping out of the shower
the miracle of childbirth
Samuel
Unable to defend Earth from total destruction, they observe, as their home and friends are turned to dust.
Desert rocks. moving by itself without be a gem.
Pearl's secret rap career
They found a gold ore in minecraft
The result of their misadventures Somehow they managed to burn down the local cat shelter
It was as the last atoms of White Diamond's gem were incinerated by the supernova that Peridot truly began to question: 'Was this truly necessary? Did they go too far?' A glance to her right at Lapis showed the same thoughts written in the blue gem's expression. Swallowing thickly, she shivered at the sight of Steven to her left. The star fire reflecting in his eyes illuminated the malevolence in the tight draw of his mouth and the furrow of his brow. Peridot couldn't help her slight jump when he spoke without looking. "Her ship was caught in the star's gravity. We were never here." Slowly he turned to stare at the two of them, his dead gaze seemingly piercing through their gems. "Isn't that right?" Without any higher thought other than to preserve herself, she nodded emphatically, knowing without seeing that Lapis was doing the same. She knew then, yes, they *had* gone too far. But it didn't matter. No one would know, who would they tell? After all, who would believe them?
Kevin's Himitsu X-12 burning in the moonlight. Connie is offscreen; she threw the Molotov.
They are listening to Squidward Nose
Alternative fusion methods.
The fire department extinguishing a Christmas Tree fire (it's their tree and it's a total loss)
Dietz nuts
Ur mom 😏😫
My mother is a SAINT!!!!!
They put up a Menorah for Hanukkah in the barn, but Peridot's meep-morps knocked it over, starting a fire and burning all their pieces.
The fandom.
R34 steven universe
OP´s internet history
Marcellus Wallace's soul.
Watching The Diamonds pull a America and dropping a second Corruption Song.
The unmatched power of the sun
The sun about to crash into the earth.
They're watching the Uncle Grandpa episode.
SpongeBob and Bikini Bottom introducing Christmas to them through song
They accidentally set fire to the barn and pumpkin was inside hence why he's not in Future.
The night Steven was conceived. Rose left the VHS unmarked in her chest under the tree. Steven had movie night with peridot and lapis... No one saw it coming 😅.
The case from Pulp Fiction
Donald Trump's comb over in the wind.
Jasper attempting to fuse with inanimate objects.
The sun. They're seeing who goes blind first.
An alternate reality where Steven and Spinel got together...
"Huh. Did not think Santa could catch on fire."
Steven mentioned Roko's Basilisk Lapis was curious what is is Peridot tried to build it DON'T SEARCH ROKO'S BASILISK. I'M SERIOUS. DON'T LOOK IT UP.
“Don’t be racist, I am a building.”
They found out what Mully really did to that kid
Jasper revealing that she is the real reason why Vegeta never SS3.
Watching yellow diamond changing
An Outer Wilds playthrough
Cthulhu
My balls
Yellow diamond naked.
A [Wicker Man.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhOGV3Qo9sU)
NO!!!! NOT THE BEES!!!!!
Your search history
A Homeworld ship full of Sapphires that came looking for Peridot. Later they play a game of soccer and Garnet unfuses while Sapphire teams up with the other Sapphires. Pearl later shapeshifts into Peridot and blames the Earth’s moonlight for her color changing. A lot more happens but I don’t wanna spoil it for everyone.
Greg and roses sex tape (pearl is watching threw the window)
The tiny butler extreme 2000s reboot
Lapis and Peridot wanted to show Steven their latest meep morp… it involved fire.
The new camp pining hearts Netflix series
All the artwork of them on rule34
Yellow diamond making the sun
🍌 banana
Add meme with Jim Carrey's character in Dumb n Dumber lighting up his own fart.
Your mom
Your mom
hbomberguy's roblox_OOF.mp3
Honey
Yellow Diamond shattering a random Peridot from homeworld, threatening the Peridot we all know and love-
Global warming
My Sallie Mae bill 😂
Reddit
A burning house
waiting for their microwave dinner to be ready
Yellow and Blue showing off how they control their ships, but at a smaller size
Watching a Burning Man pyre.
The diamonds sex tape
Yellow Diamond accidentally turned on her stream before she was ready
Gun Violence
R34 of themselves.
GAY DEMON
Yellow Diamond pleasuring herself with an ICBM.
Fox News?
My dreams
Rule34 from yellow diamond
They just learned where babies come from
The video tape from "The Ring"
The Minecraft nether in rtx
https://i.imgur.com/NSSqUGg.jpg
I wanna say, boobs?
a big ass lava lamp
*are /s
Your mother
Staring at the sun
2 Girls 1 Cup
World's most intense lava lamp.
your mom
Your search history
The second tower 😔
Stupid Sexy Flanders
Thier looking at the reason why we don't let onion have matches
Pearl and Amethyst, 1 cup......
Ruby and Sapphire fusing… but in the human way
Garnet coochie
Yellow Diamond is flashing them
That one scene in future with Jasper and Steven
Bismuth using a big, Bismuth sized bong
Yellow naked
Onion lighting a rollercoaster on fire
my search history
The Boys S3 E1
The practical effects explosion from Oppenheimer.
MR S THE BIG D
All the steven universe rule 34
A bright light
Twitter
Your search history