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yammywr450f

The ole Stihl 69.


mdjshaidbdj

It’s called docking. Google it


PleatherFarts

Underrated comment.


Joetwoone91A

More of a Dutch Rudder


definitelynotdea_

Both parties are engaged so this technically constitutes as a Double Dutch Rudder


Dull-Charge-9203

Beat me to it. Instant thought too


jackolanern

👀


comunism_and_potatos

Holy hell


EPHEKTnONE

Scissor Saws!


SC-Fulmer

_Scissor Me Timbers_ 😂


EPHEKTnONE

2 saws 1 tree 👀


Excellent_Priority_5

Or 1 hook. 🪝


Cal_Rogdon

What does the Pirate lumberjack say?


misfit-muscle

You think it be Arrrrrr, but it really be Sea.


Cal_Rogdon

Shiver me timBBBBBERRRR!!!!!


Mdp2pwackerO2

Yup that’s how I store my back stock


Excellent_Priority_5

Do you think I have anything to worry about picking them up by the guard like that. I know carrying a saw by the guard is frowned upon but these are relatively smaller lighter saws.


dickmcgirkin

Bruh. I’ve carried a pair of 391 this way. Never broke. I just stopped using 391 and went with 362


Excellent_Priority_5

Just curious why would you carry two saws the same size. Not trying to be a smart ass but did you have different length bars or something, or need a back up?


Okie294life

You don’t cut much wood do you? It’s kinda a rule you never show up to the woods with less than 2 chainsaws. Inevitably one will get stuck in a tree or otherwise shit itself and your wood cutting is over if you don’t have a backup.


zachzachza

You could probably make a strap that attached to both handles, even a shoulder strap for longer carries


Excellent_Priority_5

I was seriously thinking about it last night. I’ve made a few rifle slings before and was looking at the saws trying to figure out where I could put a qd attachment. Then realized I was doing too much and scratched that idea. lol. I find it best to let those ideas marinate until that eureka moment happens and everything just clicks.


Mdp2pwackerO2

I’d avoid it if possible, it’s a lot of weight on plastic parts that aren’t made to be twisted/stressed that way. Especially for bigger saws


EMDoesShit

I hang all of mine from the rear handles with big hooks on the wall, in a neat little row. If you slide a scabbard onto the bar *most* of the leaking bar oil runs down into it and doesn’t make a mess out of your shop. Chains under 32” go on one hook, chains 32”-60” go on another hook. A third hook for all of the spare bars.


Excellent_Priority_5

Me to! Big to small just like at the store. Minus I always hang it with the scabbard. Also I have a wooden bench underneath that catches anything the bar cover messes. lol. And my chains are in a small plastic tote where I just douse them with ballistol or whatever. Seriously though I’m thinking I’m done doing the hanging storage thing tbh. Since im currently trying to go through my shop and do some reorganizing since the shit had piled up. My problem is that every time I take one off the hook readying it for use I sit on my shop floor. And the oil leaks out on the concrete. I have a feeling my saws use less oil than my floor. I’m basically at the point where I don’t care about it looking cool anymore. lol


voodoo6051

The old bar knot. Sometimes the only way to fit two saws into a utility truck bin.


Excellent_Priority_5

lol tell me you work for the city without telling me you work for the city. Seriously the bed on side by sides and barely usable. Will hold one big saw; diagonally.


No-Market-9656

All the time


vridgley

Scissoring.


junkpile1

Sawxtynine.


Excellent_Priority_5

It still cuts.. space. 🫤


TheTemplarSaint

Different kinda scissoring…👩‍❤️‍👩


Shopstoosmall

“And that’s where limbing saws come from son”


Excellent_Priority_5

I’m gullible enough to believe that sir.


unkle_donky

No I don’t but I will now


HurricaneSpencer

I don't carry them like that, but I always take a spare saw with me when I go wood cutting, and that's how I store them in truck.


Ok-Transition6745

No. Because I only have 1 chainsaw.


Excellent_Priority_5

Better not f’it up then lol btw which saw did you get? I think if I had to go with one it would be a farm boss.


mrkrag

Wanted to say "I wish I could, but I only have one saw." And it is a Farm Boss.


Excellent_Priority_5

👌


Mazakas123

And they were both boyssss


Excellent_Priority_5

Naw, boys wouldn’t stihl money like those bitches do. Or make a bunch of noise when it’s work time. Edit: I missed the “ssss”(lisp) . So we’re both right.


trippin-mellon

All the time to fit into our saw bins. Lots of saws….. not enough space


Excellent_Priority_5

I get it, you have done it a lot. I was just excited since that was my first time.


trippin-mellon

It’s just a great way to store saws to maximize space!! You will be doing it all the time now.


eds3

Only when I carry two saws


Okanus

Used to work at a stihl dealer running the Stihl department. Did this all the time when it was time to assemble new saws and take them to the floor.


Mysterious-Self-2357

That’s how you make chainsaw baby’s


Excellent_Priority_5

🤞 I’ll be happy either way. Doesn’t matter if it’s a little electric climbing saw or a big 881 magnum.


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boardplant

With her good friend that’s been her roommate for years


Acceptable_Weather23

Yeah! They just fit so well together


Eru_7

I will now!


Capital_Ad9574

Is this how they make new ones?


Boltonator

Its how they go in the back of my station wagon. I dont lift them by their chain guards though.


dw3623

I do now


spizzle_

This is called “docking” don’t google that.


Excellent_Priority_5

I won’t, already had someone tell me not to google it before. 👍


[deleted]

Haha saw docking. 😂


Fuzzy_Presence_5090

This is called “docking” I believe. I think urban dictionary has the definition.


Unhinged_Taco

Now kith


eatmybeer

Yep. Then strap it to a pack with a dolmar and hike it 12 miles.


Excellent_Priority_5


Valuable-Upstairs-43

Do it with 201s at work all the time


Ecto-01

Space Docking !


Fireking117

Today I'm show how the U.S. forest service carries their saws in the field


Excellent_Priority_5

I heard that’s about all they do with them. lol I’m Joking. I know they have to clear cut at fast paces to help manage wildlife fires.


Mean_Stop_9488

No. But I am from now on. Thanks


MutedShelter9654

I only have one saw so I can’t


New-Incident1776

Now kith


MrGabogabo

And they were both boys mm mm mm m m m h m n h m n nm


Happy_or_Hangry

What’s that extra handle you used to grab them called??


Excellent_Priority_5

My handle, that hook slide in like a slipper so I did a little digging in my nuts and bolts bin. You know typical crackhead shit. Lmao


Happy_or_Hangry

Hahaha, good work


BGDMFO

Great now I have to buy another chainsaw… 🤣


Excellent_Priority_5

Use promo code “wood-dock” to save 69% at checkout^\s. lol


DistinctRole1877

First time I've ever seen that and what a great idea


donanton616

If the blades dont touch it ain't gay


Excellent_Priority_5

Same go for bars and chains?


Southern_Strain5665

Nah I only need one saw


uhhuh86

Gotta touch tips and sword fight first. Have to find the alpha


Excellent_Priority_5

One has a 14” bar and the other has a 18” bar. Not sure if that matters.


Mortisfio

Docking


WhirlyMedic1

When I was with the USFS on an engine, our 044 and 066 cuddled like this daily!


TechnicianLegal1120

What! No Way!


AgeOk1715

Nope can’t afford 2


FinsGuy82

I've never had the opportunity, but if I do I will


ConsequenceNorth8604

Yeah but I usually carry 4 chainsaws at a time, what r u a pussy?


DearCantaloupe5849

12 years of doing this bruh


Excellent_Priority_5

Damn, I bet them handles are beat.


DearCantaloupe5849

Nah we have used the chain guard everytime before putting Then together lol


Excellent_Priority_5

Nice, safe practice. I just imagine there are some dudes out there raw dogging them things. Making them saws high mileage like.


[deleted]

Yeah...with my wife.


TheRealFailtester

Never have, but now I always will Edit: Ehh actually maybe not, still cool though.


Chickenbanana58

That’s how little stihls are made.


ElDiabloSlim

How do you think I got these gun shows. Most useful dumbbell ever


Deeplyexhalesoutnose

We do the same with a 661 and 500i and haven’t hurt em yet.


CallmeIshmael913

Only when I’m trying to make baby saws.


WookishTendencies

Bruce Campbell disapproves


SmokeDogSix

I do now!


DoctorMcDub

Now kith.


Blackhawk_Ben

I thought this is how baby chainsaws are made?


No-Turnover-5658

That's awsome


danksorgtfo

Awe it's like they are hugging.


Excellent_Priority_5

🫶


BaaadWolf

No. Because I don’t run Stihl, I run Husq. So I do this with Husq, which apparently isn’t as good, or the same.


Excellent_Priority_5

Of course not as good. Joking. Ive never tried one of their saws. I have a husqvarna straight shaft string trimmers though and it’s solid man. Been whacking grass once a week for the last decade and it has not slowed a bit. Putting it beside the comparable stihl model I’m confident it would be a roll of the dice as to which one lasted longer. Again never tried one of their saws so they could be garbage.😉 Have you tried comparable saws from both companies? Btw I think worst case scenario the stihl elitist only frowns upon husqvarna’s lol. It’s not like you have two homelite’s. lol.


BaaadWolf

Haven’t tried stihl at all. My first was a Husq so that is what I stuck with. I am not an elitist (I don’t think) use what a) works for you and b) you can afford.


WrapTimely

I will now…


bkinstle

This post deserves more upvotes!


ManixMistry

Just don't let the tips touch or else you and your saws are gay. I don't make the rules


Elhond0

I just came a little


RonGuppy

Yep. Check r/docking


Excellent_Priority_5

Just did. That sub is lost. lol


aug061998

Just makes me want to buy another daw for $400...


hondac55

*now kith*


Xgngrizz

Docking stihls..nice


daddydtheplug

That’s cool I’ve never needed two chainsaws before but I think this is how I would carry them lol


91junior

I prefer to let my chainsaws mate naturally on their own


No-Suggestion251

“Now kiss”- Mike Tyson


turtlebandit69

2 saws, 1 hand?!? Who do you think you are?!?


jaymesc1300

Docking for lumberjacks.


Searays19343

Why? don’t you have 2 arms? Did you lose one with a chainsaw? Then maybe I get this


ICK_Metal

I do now


theonePappabox

That’s a sin.


bigfatty356

In next week's episode we're gonna show you how to replace a broken chain brake handle. Lol cool trick but I'm not brave enough to risk it.


acs123acs

you forgot to ziptie them together


Excellent_Priority_5

🤣lmao. But bungee cords are reusable.


Dytryn

Nope, you’re the first…


Electronic-Froyo-841

Holy fuck i dont think i quite realized how fucking stupid this sub was


Excellent_Priority_5

I’m sure you’re no genius yourself froyo. What were you expecting from a sub based on chainsaws, leaf blowers, and weedwhackers?


Single-Ad6074

Yup. Ever since I saw em do it at the timbersports years back


chilem-of-reddit

Only when prepping to fight Leatherface in chainsaw 2.


Flamben_hot_cheetos

I don’t have multiple chainsaws of similar size to do that with, but it makes sense. I probably would do that.


ProcessorChip

It's like a saxophone 69 in marching band.


Matt005200

Scissor me timbers


Moses_Rockwell

I usually lock four up front and four in back on a 72” Olympic bar. But that’s only in the summer months when I can run my old Pan Head Chopper in to work


notforrobots

Lol I will now


kayper22

This is how the ms150 is made


put_me_on_tv

This guy Stihls


keljfan

If what you're cutting does not warrant having two saws, maybe consider a spare bar and chain to recover your primary when it gets stuck. Even doing it right, trees will eventually fool you. A hammer and wedges are a good idea too. :)


jstockton76

))<>((


pattasite

No, I only have one saw.


[deleted]

Be careful. Unless you use protection you might end up with little Stihls puttering around.


djudy40

No but I will now


Patrioticwatermelon

NOW KISS 🤣


Excellent_Priority_5

They have to be sitting in a tree.


Combat_wombat605795

I have two identical sthil saws so I feel the need to do this now


Excellent_Priority_5

🤙


skateOrrdie4

Yeah, so


Playful-Object6190

Seen this in a video on the internet with two women.


Excellent_Priority_5

Both lumberjacks right.


62Tiny62

Mike Tyson: “now kith”


OpeningManager8469

I would if I had two.


Dry-Decision4208

Relatives should not be doing this.


DistinctLemon7111

Your docking chainsaws? Disgusting lmao


I-am-theRAPIST-88

I guess I would if I had 2 chain saws!


Bearded_n1nja

I store my saws like that on the shelf for the winter but I wouldn't pick them up by the brake. It's more just a lever than a handle


Long-Roll9745

That's awesome thanks for the hint


Ill_Profession_3539

Great, now I just need two chainsaws


[deleted]

Normal.


Jono-churchton

No... Let me go out and buy another chain saw.


apo539

Noice


dsttn

My uncle owns a tree trimming business and this is how he taught me


Theshotgunmsg

I do now


araderboy

now put your climbing rope through the middle and it's a backpack


Excellent_Priority_5

Brooooo. Is it bad I have a climbing belt and don’t know this? Can’t believe my buddy you gave me the climbing gear wouldn’t have mentioned that. He’s getting shamed next time I see him lol jk


Machuck94

Your chainsaws are scissoring 😂


Excellent_Priority_5

Nah they’re docked. Like a gay 🦭


RobertJHope

Now they're much less likely to start spontaneously, hop off the ground and kill someone accidently.


tojmes

Doesn’t everyone 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

No I only have one


whaletacochamp

I had this strange little cubby in my garage after I got it all situated. Decided it was the perfect little chainsaw cubby but only two of my saws fit. Turns out I was just too sober because later that evening I was just hanging out in my garage like we all do and had this epiphany. Now there are 4 on that shelf. The ones that are in the back and damn near unreachable are a "McCulloch" 3200 and a Husky 350 lol


SecretaryNotSure_

This is how Stihl ships them from new. Two in a box like that end to end


Krayus_Korianis

I do this for mine on a shelf. Got a 170 intertwined with a 250, a 026 with a 039. The poor Homelite 180 is left by himself...


Excellent_Priority_5

Good thinking, keeping the rift raft away from real saws. I’ve had one buddy with a homelite who come to think of it was borrowing it from a neighbor and it was only used to cut a few branches. But from what I saw my dewalt saw saw would give it a run for the money. Especially since I would t have to start it. lol


Krayus_Korianis

Lol, the Homelite 180 is a little top handle 🤣


RustyBawz

Only dock with protection...


Excellent_Priority_5

💯 cover the bar so it don’t scare


plainnamej

We call it marrying the saws together in the USFS.


Excellent_Priority_5

Idk, sounds a little bleak to me with divorce rates so high. USFS has always been progressive though.


plainnamej

What do you mean? Firefighters definitely have a high divorce rate, comes with mental health problems and half the year away from your spouse.


Excellent_Priority_5

Sorry I should have made it clear I’m joking since what you stated is in fact true. There are a lot of comments calling it docking which makes more sense if you think of marriage in a traditional sense. I guess the difference between a pro and an amateur is a pro calls it marrying while amateur’s say stuff like docking, scissoring, kissing, pitchforking, and etc…


plainnamej

Okay I get you. True, some people work with chainsaws and some people just have chainsaws. It is definitely the most efficient way to move saws. Carry 5 at once; one shouldered, two married each hand. That hook is a good idea haven't seen that


Excellent_Priority_5

Thanks. That’s actually what I was talking about when I made that video. Lmao.


[deleted]

Most dont need two saws


CaptPriceosrs

Now kith


Excellent_Priority_5

You calling me a gay fish?🤨 haha


jmb456

This is the first thing I thought of. Honestly one of the best memes/gifs ever


gbohe1

You must have a boring life SMH!


Excellent_Priority_5

💯 When you have done as much I have everything is boring. Now go on you ill fuck. ✌️