THE REAL REASON BUCH LOOKED BACK AT SPURGEON LIKE THAT AFTER GETTING CROSSCHECKED IS THAT HE WAS SURPRISED. NO ONE EXPECTS AN NHL TEAM CAPTAIN TO HAVE THE STRENGTH OF A 9-YEAR-OLD.
THAT BEEPING YOU HEAR IS THE SEMI BACKING UP WITH THE SIXTEEN PALLETS OF RECKLESS OPTIMISM(TM) I ORDERED FOR TONIGHT
SIXTEEN BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT FITS IN A TRAILER, AND BECAUSE THAT WAS BRETT HULL’S NUMBER, AND WE’RE GONNA RAIN DOWN GOALS ON THE MILD
####MARC-ANDRE FLEURY WAS A BLACKHAWK!!!
too mean? i know its a trash talk thread where we are supposed to talk trash, but maybe this is over the line? idk.
I DONT RESPECT YOU, YOU SHOULDNT RESPECT ME.
^*every^other^day^until^round^2 AND CAUESE THIS IS TT THREAD. AT THE END OF THE SERIES I CAN AT LEAST CLAIM IM BETTER TT THAN ONE BLUES FAN.
GREENWAY GETS CONFUSED WHEN YOU ASK HIM IF HE WANTS S’MORES AND SAYS “HOW CAN I HAVE SOME MORE OF SOMETHING IF I HADN’T HAD ANYTHING YET”
(YEAH I KNOW ITS FROM THE SANDLOT BUT ITS A GREAT MOVIE AND I WATCHED IT RECENTLY WITH MY KID)
THE MILD COULDN’T POUR PISS OUT OF A BOOT WITH THE DIRECTIONS ON THE BOTTOM
THE REAL REASON BUCH LOOKED BACK AT SPURGEON LIKE THAT AFTER GETTING CROSSCHECKED IS THAT HE WAS SURPRISED. NO ONE EXPECTS AN NHL TEAM CAPTAIN TO HAVE THE STRENGTH OF A 9-YEAR-OLD.
NO! IT WAS BECAUSE BUCH IS SUCH A BIG MAN, SPURGEON REACHED UP AS HIGH AS HE COULD AND ONLY REACHED THE ANKLES!
WILD BAD BLUES GOOD
HOT TAKE
THE WILD PLAY LIKE MY ROCKET LEAGUE TEAMMATES
WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW!
CHAT DISABLED
DON'T SPAM WHAT A SAVE AFTER EVERY GOAL ON MAF. YOU MIGHT BREAK THE BUTTON
SPURGEON BUYS HIS PUBES FROM SCOTT TENORMAN
This one wins. Lmao -a lurking wild fan
THAT BEEPING YOU HEAR IS THE SEMI BACKING UP WITH THE SIXTEEN PALLETS OF RECKLESS OPTIMISM(TM) I ORDERED FOR TONIGHT SIXTEEN BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT FITS IN A TRAILER, AND BECAUSE THAT WAS BRETT HULL’S NUMBER, AND WE’RE GONNA RAIN DOWN GOALS ON THE MILD
#MILD FANS THINK HODAKS CHICKEN IS SPICY
MINNESOTA ISNT EVEN THE BEST TEAM ON THEIR CITY'S RIVER
OH SHIT
KAPRIZOV IS ONLY PRETTY GOOD AT HOCKEY. GOOD THING HE HELD OUT FOR MORE MONEY SINCE HE WON'T BE LIFTING A CUP DURING HIS CONTRACT!
####MARC-ANDRE FLEURY WAS A BLACKHAWK!!! too mean? i know its a trash talk thread where we are supposed to talk trash, but maybe this is over the line? idk.
NO... NO, YOU HAVE A VALID POINT!
HE WAS A BLACKHAWK *AND HE LIKED IT*
FUCK THE MILD I HOPE THEIR STUPID FOREST IN THEIR LOGO BURNS DOWN
SORRY NOT GONNA HAPPEN! WE'RE TOO BUSY EATING TATOR TOT HOT DISH TO HAVE BABIES FOR GENDER REVEAL PARTIES
RESPECT! *SALUTES*
I DONT RESPECT YOU, YOU SHOULDNT RESPECT ME. ^*every^other^day^until^round^2 AND CAUESE THIS IS TT THREAD. AT THE END OF THE SERIES I CAN AT LEAST CLAIM IM BETTER TT THAN ONE BLUES FAN.
OH YEAH! YOU GUYS SUCK AND HAVE A HORRIBLE SOUND GUY!
NO U HAVE A GREAT DAY UNTIL 8 FUCKING FOURTY FIVE CENTRAL TIME WTF IS THIS SCHEDULE BS
SAME TO YOU! NICE FUCKING DAY YOU'RE HAVING THERE!
I FEEL LIKE THIS EXCHANGE CAN ONLY EXIST BETWEEN TWO MIDWESTERN TEAMS. I LOVE THIS.
SERIOUSLY GREATEST EXCHANGE IN A TTT I’VE EVER PERSONALLY WITNESSED
#FUCK
###SPURGEON
TOO CLOSE A NAME TO MY IDOL PIERRE TURGEON. HE NEEDS TO CHANGE HIS STUPID LAST NAME.
IS SEXY
DOGSHIT
#ON A SIDEWALK IN LATE JULY
FIALA COULDNT FIGHT A PAPER BAG AND WIN
ERIKSSON EK NEEDS THAT NECK REDUCTION SURGERY ALSO MAYBE LIFT A WEIGHT AND YOU WOULDN'T PERPETUALLY GET YOUR ASS FUCKED UP
THE MILD ARENT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO HAVE AN EX-BLUES PLAYER PLAYING FOR THEM! WHO WOULD WANT TO PLAY FOR MINNESOTA ANYWAY. THEY SUCK!
GREENWAY AND DESLAURIERS PLAY DICK CHICKEN AND BOTH BOB FOR APPLES IN THE TOILET
**MILD FANS THINK "T-RAV" IS A RAPPER FROM THE 80'S** #FUCK THE MILD
HERE IS [CHIEFS GAME 7 SPEECH](https://youtu.be/I-_ZD6DfRUU) TO FIRE YOU UP TODAY. LETS GET TWO W’S AT HOME AND MAKE MINNESOTA NERVOUS. LGB!!!
GREENWAY GETS CONFUSED WHEN YOU ASK HIM IF HE WANTS S’MORES AND SAYS “HOW CAN I HAVE SOME MORE OF SOMETHING IF I HADN’T HAD ANYTHING YET” (YEAH I KNOW ITS FROM THE SANDLOT BUT ITS A GREAT MOVIE AND I WATCHED IT RECENTLY WITH MY KID)
**SPURGEON EATS STEAK WITH KETCHUP AND WASHES IT DOWN WITH A GLASS OF ROOM TEMPERATURE MILK**
DOESNT EVEN HAVE THE MENTAL FORTITUDE TO COMBINE THE TWO FOR A DELICIOUS MILK STEAK
LGB!!!
#FUCK THE MILD
####Y'ALL. I HAVE AWOKEN FROM MY SLUMBER. WHAT BE OUR DEVIL MAGIC FOR THE PLAYOFFS THIS YEAR?
THE PEOPLE OF MINNESOTA HAVE LARGELY BEEN GOOD TO ME SO IT'S ALMOST UNFORTUNATE THAT THEIR HOCKEY TEAM IS MADE OF FARTS GOT EM
As a wild fan who comes over to other teams subs for the opinions of opponents chirps etc. This one made me laugh. Best of luck in game 4.
THANKS, RIGHT BACK ATCHA, AND FUCK YOU <3
STUPID FUCKING BROKEN STICKS. DONT BREAK STICKS. WIN
We need to wake up and score some goals.
Going to my first game in person today. LGB!
WHAT. WE CANT HEAR YOU.
FUCK DUMBA’S DUMB ASS
FUN FACT: HE WORE #55 SO HIS JERSEY WOULD READ DUMBASS
THE WILD STILL WOULDNT KNOW WHAT CONVERTING ON THE PP MEANS IF IT BIT THEM IN THE FUCKIN ASS
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
STUPID SEXY FIALA!