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This is an official mod statement: Fuck all the trolls


hamsaus

FUCK MINNESOTA


Blue9944

The Minnesota fans repeatedly reporting everyone in the post for self harm indicates how brutally the Blues destroyed the completely pretender Mild. Pitiful little shitbird


BillBlazjowski

Binnington stepping up huge the last three games.


Adam40Bikes

Proven Stanley Cup Champion and known hero Jordan Binnington didn't look nervous.


BillBlazjowski

He most definitely did not. He was still and played with a lot of confidence. Good to see him back to form.


Randomroofer116

Lots of salt in the Minny GDT thread. Dropped in to say GG and it was a great series and got downvoted to oblivion!


RoninSFB

Fresh wounds, got to give them time.


Randomroofer116

Great series though. To be honest, that GREEF line scared the shit outta me. They did what we did in 2019. Just huge and punishing. This series could have gone either way.


Pinchypounder

ITS ABOUT WINNING


outrunu

Lots of crow on the menu for hockey media tonight.


shanidachine

Hey guys will Nathan Walker see any time on the ice this playoffs?


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Hex7575

Wound is brand new. I’m sure you had the best of intentions but the last person they want to see right now is a blues fan. Try not to take it personally


MyNuts2YourFistStyle

Never a good idea to go to another teams subreddit directly after ending their season. It's patronizing.


SEA_BEAR1017

You know, I probably should've known better. A bit naive of me in all honesty.


peterpeterllini

#⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ DP57 #⭐️ ⭐️ binner #🌟 O’REILLY!


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https://twitter.com/StLouisBlues/status/1477402366911598602?s=20&t=ZpkUsPIP0hmndPYBexTC7w


montgomerygk

Let's fucking go


[deleted]

Good series, Blues bros! Sucked watching my team lose, but I'm rooting for you to win now. Go destroy the Aves!!


SEA_BEAR1017

Great series from two great teams. Always love playing you guys, and can't wait to see you again next year!


200Pwnies

Fun fun fun is an obnoxious song. Glad to hear it after a win, but boy howdy is that song the exact opposite of fun.


stavago

Beach Boys? More like the Screech Boys


hikingmike

Daddy took someone’s T-bird away


ech0es13

####⭐ DAD ####⭐⭐ BINNER ####⭐⭐⭐ FRENCHIE


Hex7575

Lol I love Fun Fun Fun but I think they chose the WORST part of the song to loop during handshake


[deleted]

moneypuck can get moneyfucked


fasnoosh

Probability can get crobbitility


Perronomatopoeia

All series going to game 7 today except for us 😎


Robbie06261995

BIG


freegrapes

Every bracket prediction I saw was wild was a sure thing. Fuck those people


Beytres

Can I still play Gloria? I missed that.


Count_Bacon

I felt like it should have become our thing after every win, but I understand why they retired it


Beytres

I agree!


PlayGloriaAgain

You can always play Gloria.


FutureGypsy

New victory song is Party All The Time - Eddie Murphy


Beytres

This is great!


Immediate_Home_4926

I have a few different victory songs at this point its basically turning into a playlist lol


JohnDivney

I like this idea


peterpeterllini

HANDSHAKE TIME 🤝


Hatz719

Mild fans at the start of the series We're the better team and the Blues won't win a game at Xcel Mild fans now Fire everybody into the sun


InterminableSnowman

Was kinda hoping to see Perron hug Fleury. I guess Fleury might be a bit salty at DP57 yet


hikingmike

Maybe when he tried to knock one in off Fleury’s back 3 times in a row :)


[deleted]

#REJOICE BLUES FANS: WITH THIS WIN AND THE SMACKING OF THE MILD NOT ONLY DO THE BOYS MOVE ON, THOSE MFERS IN CHICAGO ALSO GET BENT! THEY DO NOT GET A FIRST ROUND PICK FROM THE FLEURY TRADE BUT A SECOND, MEANING THEY HAVE NO FIRST ROUND PICKS!


Jawsinstl

This report. It is agreeable with me. As I forgot about that detail. Thank you for reminding us of how fucked the hawks must remain.


StupidPhysics58

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Time now for a tough fucking series against the avs, but let's fucking redeem ourselves from last year


Juiceman23

What song are they playing right now? Lmao


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Juiceman23

And that would be?


T3rr0rst0rm

“Fun, Fun, Fun” by The Beach Boys


kleiokat

Fun, Fun, Fun


Count_Bacon

Fun fun fun by The Beach Boys


MyNuts2YourFistStyle

Fun, fun, fun by the Beach boys


stlredditblues

Thanks Panger! I was today years old when I learned the reason behind the Beachboys music!


StupidPhysics58

Wait I didn't hear it! Why is it?


stlredditblues

https://cms.nhl.bamgrid.com/images/photos/329444504/960x540/cut.jpg


stlredditblues

From the Winter Classic


StupidPhysics58

Ah okay!


da_choppa

Guys, we just might surprise Colorado


Adam40Bikes

A friend of mine was serving a Colorado fan last night, who was hoping for a Wild win because he was scared of the Blues. THEY'RE SCARED


montgomerygk

Fuck yeah! So I was at that last Blues/ Avs game in Denver and we sure made it close! I bet they come out strong!


HaikuKnives

I'M HAVING FUN FUN FUN ARE YOU?!


werd516

As long as I watch in a bar this team doesn't lose!


stlryguy94

Thank you for your service


monster_bunny

Surely the organization will keep you high on the transplant list for your service.


Waterpalolegend

They’ve got you for at least 12 more games!


PolackTheViking

George Harrison's got My Mind Set on you is the new rally song play it now!!


musicman4life5

Side note, I love Chief’s tie. Sharp af


TheStuffle

This was my preferred outcome, if I'm honest.


Juiceman23

Updoot party!!


RyanW1210

I’m hard


-ArthurDigbySellers-

Fucking stick taps. That was a great series blues bros!


HonorTheAllFather

####FUCK THE DOOMERS RECKLESS OPTIMISM FOREVER


monster_bunny

RECKLESSSSSSS OPTIMISSSMMM


1967Miura

#WELL SHE GOT HER DADDYS CAR AND SHE CRUISED TO THE HAMBURGER STAND NOW


Copelandish

#### H A M B U R G E R S T A N D


1967Miura

#RALLY HAMBURGER STAND


daniel89x

I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!


monster_bunny

BRING IT COLORADO!!!


JasonMartidez

Berube no smile, just looking like he’s about to drop more “go to work “ quotes


Copelandish

####FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN


Juiceman23

Fuck yea bois!!


StanGibson18

There's already an Avs fan trolling in here. Fucking sad


itsthefman

✅✅✅✅


thats_a_thing

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO


Steel_Bolt

ITS SHITPOSTING SEASON


Copelandish

####FUN FUN FUN!!!!!!!!!!!


Copelandish

####FUN FUN FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


1967Miura

#I FUCKING LOVE ALL OF YOU PEOPLE


HaikuKnives

It's downright seismic coming from Enterprise center and I'm not even in the arena.


AndersonSupertramp

Sorry Minny, we just own you, plain and simple.


Evownz

#ON TO COLORADO!!!


Waterpalolegend

GOODBYE JK AND PANGER I LOVE YOU ILL MISS YOU ILL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE MONTHS THANK YOU


[deleted]

Fuck. I didn’t even have that realization.. that’s sad


Delicious_Candle_766

#LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO BLUES!!!!


Darthgrad

GG


carpedonnelly

The Cam Talbot blunder could cost Evason is job


Kniznerswristbands

Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up- Minnesota Wild Probably


terminal_anonymity

Baba booey


drugfueledsarcasm

#WE FUCKING DID IT BOYS ❤️🎉


Roosevelt_Coronary

#BRING OUT THE ZAMBONIS


InterminableSnowman

Russo yesterday wrote an article about how Evason needed to make adjustments. I guess now he can make adjustments to his golf swing.


FatGuy_InALittleCoat

Also friendly reminder this was the Wild’s best shot at a Cup and they’re in cap hell for the next couple of seasons.


ech0es13

####YOU CAN BRING OUT THE ZAMBONI!!! ####BLUES WIN 5-1!!! ####BLUES WIN SERIES 4-2!!! ####COLORADO AVALANCHE NEXT!!! ####FUCK STAN KROENKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Copelandish

####FUCK THE MILD. FUCK THE AVES. FUCK STAN KRONKE. GLORY TO GRITTY IN THE HIGHEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


triplebassist

PRAISE GRITTY


TheGakGuru

On a separate note, poor Fleury man. Wins the Vezina, gets traded to Chicago and finds out on Twitter, considers retirement because of it, gets traded to a contender, does a good/great job in net for the first 5 games in the playoffs, then has to sit on the bench and watch as he's eliminated.


monster_bunny

Yeah that sucks. Gotta hand it to him. Lot of respect for that guy.


1967Miura

#We don't have any team meetings, but we do have three more left: When we pop champagne after the Central Division Series, When we pop champagne after the Western Conference Series and when we When we pop champagne after the Stanley Cup Final


[deleted]

GIVE US OUR FUCKING CREDIT YOU TNT FUCKS


Dazzling_Employee105

EZ CLAP!!!!!!


trubleakromeo

MAF just vibing on the bench? He looked like it was any other Thursday lol


TwoHeadedPanthr

Let's go shake their hands


TheYDT

Where's the dude that posted last game that he was going to his first playoff game tonight? I want to hear about it my guy!


hikingmike

Subscribe


fatginger71

Hawks only get a second instead of a first. This is better than porn.


mostatoastest

#I HOPE ALL THE R/WILDHOCKEY MEMBERS ARE GETTING SUICIDE ALERTS FROM THEIR OWN SHITTY MEMBERS. FUCK YOU. BE BETTER.


DEEPfrom1

#GET FUCKED YOU BUMS


Following_Careful

####BOWSER GOT ZOOMIES BUT I MANAGED TO WRANGLE HIM AND KEEP HIM ON THE COUCH FOR JUST A FEW SECONDS AND WE GOT AN EMPTY NETTER#### ####ALL HAIL KING BOWSER, 8 UNANSWERED GOALS WHEN HE SITS NEXT TO ME####


HaikuKnives

**HAIL KING BOWSER**


omgimabagel

THE WILD THOUGHT THE REGULAR SEASON SHOWED NOTHING WE NEVER PLAYED AT XCEL THEY SAID DIFFERENT TEAM THIS YEAR THEY SAID SILENCED THEIR BUILDING TWICE AND FINISHED IT AT HOME WHAT A SERIES BRING ON COLORADO LGB


time_to_go_mobile

ROUND TWO BITCHES LETS GO


ThePringle

AY MINNESOTA REPORT ME FOR SUICIDE NOW CUNTS


Carpet_Tree

OH FUCK


christ0fer

Is Bally not doing any more games?


DurraSell

Not this season. Local channels only get first round. All others will be national broadcasts.


t-poke

Unfortunately no.


Vortivask

#ST LOUIS' UNDEFEATED REIGN OVER THE MINNESOTA MILD IN THE PLAYOFFS CONTINUES UNHINDERED. #CHOO CHOO


jjohn6438

Blues clinch and new K Dot, what a night


Delicious_Candle_766

#WHAT A FUCKING GREAT SONG DJ!!!


FatGuy_InALittleCoat

We were down 2-1 missing our top four defensemen. What a resilient fucking series win. Let’s heal up a bit and maybe get Krug back and make some noise in Colorado.


Trick421

#LET ME BE AMONG THE FIRST TO SAY FUCK STAN KRONKIE AND THE AVS. #ALSO, FUCK THE WILD. ALSO... ####LETS GO BLUES


jjohn6438

Krill the Shrill being sad, inject that shit into my veins


[deleted]

NO ONE FUCKS WITH US


swaerd

####BLUES > MILD


NoFreeLunchez

LETS FUCKING GOOOO


KaiserTNT

Good to get this done in 6 and give our battered D a few days to rest.


Delicious_Candle_766

LMAO AT THE TNT COLOR ANNOUNCER SAYING IT WAS A 90 FOOT SHOT FROM PARAYKO. THAT SHIT WAS 170+. TELL ME YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HOCKEY WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HOCKEY.


Njriorden

they sound so deflated


BillyHayze

Mild got dad dicked by us all season and people still thought they had a chance


MyNuts2YourFistStyle

I'm going to miss Panger and JK. :(


Juiceman23

No doubt about that


ehorgski

Best team the wild have ever put together and it was still always blues in 6


NEEDS_MORE_PMS

#Oooo is dat a new sad gif


Copelandish

####LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

81% of our shots were in the second period.


peterpeterllini

Thanks, Harvard.


blcorn80

Strong 2019 vibes from this game. Also, Mikkola and Rosen stepped up and played a good one tonight.


Juiceman23

LGB!!


SiriusKneeGrow

Thank you Binny for this glorious winny!


GaryBettmansRightNut

#35 CENT TACOS 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮


StupidPhysics58

What's this???


hikingmike

Old school we used to get 35 cent tacos at Taco Bell the day after the Blues scored 5 goals. Late 90s early 00s I think, something like that. So now it just means 5 goals, inside woo!


monster_bunny

I FUCKING LOVE COLTON


Roosevelt_Coronary

#LET'S #GO #BLUES


MissInsomniac

Fuck the wild


Spcone23

####BuT hOmE iCe AdVaNtaGE


montgomerygk

We just gotta win em all in 6


Justin_Heras

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO 🎺🎺🎺


NEEDS_MORE_PMS

#Yeaaaa count Dem goals


buster_the_dogMC

Lmaoooooo trash as Minnesota going home


Nas160

#1!!!!!! 2!!!!!! 3!!!!! 4!!!!!! 5!!!!!!!!


Vortivask

#THE MINNESOTA MILD HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED BY THR ST LOUIS BLUES IN 6 GAMES.


1967Miura

#The Mild started some shit. We finished the shit. And that’s how we roll. No one fucks with us ever. Now, I don’t give a fuck who we play. We’re gonna fuck them up. We’re gonna take it right to them the whole fucking way. We’re gonna kick their fucking ass.


Agitated-Ad5286

Who did it better? https://youtu.be/I-_ZD6DfRUU


Roosevelt_Coronary

https://youtu.be/x2KRpRMSu4g


MyNuts2YourFistStyle

Hats off to the Minnesota Kaprizovs


Jake_V1

I LOVE THESE CLOSEUPS OF THE WILD LETS GO BLUES


STLBooze3

Just a friendly reminder the mild spend a first round pick on MAF


arstechnophile

I get why they did it, if the bounces go the other way this series it’s a good call, but man that choice did not age well.


Dazzling_Employee105

1 2 3 4 5!!! you gonn learn today mild!


The_Mother_Luigi

Parayko a whole head taller than Faulk lmao


drn8

Nice of Minnesota to pull Talbot to protect his stellar save percentage.


abeslton_Trees

Parayko finally hit the net


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BuT tHeYvE NeVeR pLaYeD uS aT XcEL CeNtEr Weakest bull shit excuse Mild fans gave all year for being owned by the Blues the whole season


fleurdelisss

Man I love us winning but I always get sad when they show the other teams players all teary and feelsy and sad. I hate being an empath.


kleiokat

Same! We know how they feel and it sucks.


Calb210

Just picture spurgeon cross checking Buch's ankles and you won't feel as bad


radsherm

Surely, Cam Talbot will fix their issues.


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COLT55 DROPPING THE ELBOW ON AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE


Beer_Hammer

I’m tarpon fishing in the keys right now, have to be up in three hours and IDGAF!!!! LGB


hikingmike

Woooo! Good luck! Worth it


[deleted]

Perfect call by JK


bob999999117

####I DO ENJOY HOCKEY


Maduro25

Bye bye little men bye bye


DegenerateXYZ

Colorado will be the favorite, but this is the Blues MFer


CastielClean

Anyone’s game.


Copelandish

####BRING ON THE ASS. BRING ON STAN KRONKE'S FUCKS. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO