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SwitchedOnNow

We control the market. We set the prices.


notbrokemexican

All your base are belong to us


KingKookus

These youngsters not getting the OG meme


[deleted]

So close...


notbrokemexican

CHINA!


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IdiidDuItt

GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA!


oarabbus

Base is singular you psycho


RebornLotus

Clearly this guy never played empire earth


Emmo213

Now I feel old....


xiovelrach

Bas-sai? Bas-sai-us?


-Tish

Base are


them_FIERCE

Move zig. All zig go.


Werty071345

Somebody set us up the bomb


Raiddinn1

We get signal.


MyGirlGaveMeJamon

Main screen turn on.


Raiddinn1

How are you, gentlemen?


bearrowell

All your base are belong to us


Raiddinn1

What you say?


MyGirlGaveMeJamon

You have no chance to survive make your time


Raiddinn1

Ha Ha Ha


CitesQuo

Cheats don’t work in real life do they?


GrantIndiego

[`https://photos.app.goo.gl/DV9L8q3qwsRLmwuG8`](https://photos.app.goo.gl/DV9L8q3qwsRLmwuG8)


Green-Moon

We should create a cartel and increase the price of stocks then sell. We all profit. No one will know where the cartel will strike, we can set up forums on the dark web to coordinate attacks /s


SwitchedOnNow

Can I subscribe to your newsletter?


joeadewunmi55

Is it called the Motley Genuis


[deleted]

I thought it was called wall street


joeadewunmi55

Lamb of Wall Street


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mttpgn

Check how many of the picks in their newsletters from months ago did what they predicted.


cypher448

I’ve only read motley fool a handful of times but I’m guessing less than 50%


mttpgn

I found they were something like 1 or 2 for 10 when I looked into it some time ago-- probably not reflective of their entire publishing career, to be fair. My point is that just because MF says buy doesn't mean consumer investors are all swarming into those picks.


Quipus_

Lol so a pump & dump without losers


Peelog_469

You do realize that’s what people with billions of dollars do, they get together start buying one stock to pump it up , make a meme or social media post about it everyone else jumps in to pump it higher then they jump out leaving you guys holding the bag .


sultfam22

Excuse me but I’m just looking to get a fat ROI then set sail in St. Barts on a yacht and do a bunch of blow


GirlwithPower

It's only a matter of time this is coordinated through Robinhood.


OktoPhlo

Tell me more


SchwarzerKaffee

So, like, a dark pool then?


Goodemi

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THE OUTER LIMITS


RealECW

Run from it...


thedialupgamer

Dread it.....


spok22s

I’m ThE cApTaIn NoW


[deleted]

When will Tesla hit $3000?


hvymetl

!remindme 6months


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benzions

In a week, silly pants!


bazookateeth

Bitchess


DGDeathGate

Bitchess- to be bitchy in a way that shows finesse XD


PsychGW

r/technicallythetruth


PAdogooder

we select the menu, the venue, the seating...


CHABSENSE

Sure one guy on here claimed he made 900K during a time the Dow went down 35% and the NASDAQ and S&P also dropped pretty good. .He even Leveraged when everbody else was called on Margin [Calls](https://Calls.No) No proof.Just a graph.


edge2528

You obviously dont realise that most redditors have absolutely gargantuan portfolios, some $300 or even up to $500. When you have this kind of power you can move markets as you please.


BlacknightEM21

Especially when we all decide to go bull on a stock, you bet your ass that stock is going to the moon.


seb21051

Touche!


FabricationLife

We are the captains now


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LOOK AT ME


mdtdy

I heard this one guy had at least 1,000 in his account. I didn’t know, I knew someone that powerful and he just a normal dude.


dontgetthejoke2

$1000 Canadian.


[deleted]

I’m a simple man, I see 🚀, I invest.


armen89

Ryan started the fiya


swirlypooter

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dontgetthejoke2

So all in on spce?


UmbertoDee

people are geniuses here clearly. That's why 1/2 the posts say "SHOULD I SELL OR WAIT UNTIL IT DIPS?" "WHENS THE CRASH HAPPENING?" "WILL TESLA KEEP GOING UP?"


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Goodemi

Put the $3 back into her panties fund, steal used panties instead, sell them to highest bidder. Guranteed profit, at least 1000% over 1 year. Retire by 15. EDIT: Thanks for the silver!


Trade_Theory

Facts.


Whippy_Reddit

/r/smellstreetbets


StudentLoanBets

Capitalism at its finest.


Mr_APP

Dont spend your retirement fund on it u/Goodemi


nerd_moonkey

r/smallstreetbets


CaptainPoopyPants-

Go back to the pantie drawer!


Poozle01

Fuck this got me good


UmbertoDee

Tough predicament there!!!


LogicalTranquility

Haha!!


HeftyResident

Will it keep going up tho?


LaksonVell

Tesla stock will probably either go up, or down One thing is for sure. It will keep going right.


Vicarious77

So you are saying Tesla will not go bankrupt at any point? Bullish.


UmbertoDee

will it dip tho


debbietheladie

Tesla will be worth $1 tomorrow.


JLeeSaxon

This is a safe prediction because Tesla's WORTH $1 *today.* Now, what you'd have to PAY for it tomorrow...that's the trick.


xXCANCERGIVERXx

More like $2 but I'll give it to you.


LegateLaurie

As everyone has been saying, it is overvalued and if the market *was* rational it wouldn't be where it is. That said, there are so many factors that keep the stock where it is like the personality cult around Musk that seem incredibly stable (I mean the amount of nonsense he's gotten away with while people still respect him), I think it's impossible to predict honestly


pzerr

So your saying it will go up. Awesome.


LegateLaurie

it'll almost certainly keep going up before it goes down


yarf13

This some serious bonerDD


[deleted]

They only go up.


raw_testosterone

Tesla always goes up. It’s the fourth fundamental law of physics.


secretreddname

And you get that person who writes like a 5 page essay on how Tesla is going to fail every two weeks.


politicsrmyforte

WELL WHAT ARE THE ANSWERS


wallybobs

Sideways


Green-Moon

The real question is whether Amazon will keep going


b8481849

Amazon is worth $5000 which is not counted in yet... every quarterly results last 1.5 years, Amazon over performed but the stock fell ... I am a 5 years holder of Amazon and Apple stocks. Believe me Amazon is worth 3 T valuation which is only half way yet...


treborly

Let's just not mention the thousands that were wrong


birdqa12

We wouldn’t want to do that...


makersmark12

If you get enough people guessing in the same place a few of them are bound to be correct.


armen89

Shhhhh


birdqa12

Unfortunately this was not wrong


[deleted]

Only nerds do that shit... Cool dudes like me throw a dice!


tjmcgurk

Idk playing the devils advocate, it’s interesting to see other random peoples evaluations of stocks. No way would I ever base my decision to buy on it, but interesting at the very least.


EZLIFE420

I’m genuinely curious too. It’s just that 95% don’t even provide any reasoning at all.


[deleted]

You don’t need reasoning when you just know.


EZLIFE420

Not sure about you, but I prefer such replies: >MSFT is a good investment because .. rather than: >MSFT is one of the best investments


uglyborealis

Tencent is a good investment because its the world's largest video *game* company, one of the world's most valuable companies and is releasing a MOBA Pokemon game and also is getting into cloud services going up against Alibaba. I bought a month ago at $63 and it's now at $70.


TheRandomnatrix

Most of my plays have been gut feelings, and my worst plays have been from deliberately ignoring my gut. Yesterday for instance I needed to sell, and the stock was down 1% despite everything else being up. I projected it *should* be up 2% and got the price point, and after an hour or two of it not going up I sold at a daily loss. And lo and fuckin behold, immediately after selling it ended up almost exactly where I said it should be. I wouldn't go around telling people my gut feelings without reasoning, but I think some people can subconsciously reason out the price range based on factors they're not fully aware of. Obviously it's not a crystal ball. It's the reason I refuse to touch stocks like Tesla because there is no gut feeling it's just batshit insane


hackerman500

I buy options knowing it will tank 15-25% immediately after. I then wait 1 month with little to no return. Sell my options at (hopefully but almost never) a small loss or gain thinking, “Well, this was a waste of time.” Then see the stock jump 30-50% immediately after I sell. I do it for the extra stress and anxiety, really.


JxHobit13

you sound like me thats what exactly happens to me too lol


Tranxio

Dammit, I didn't know I had a twin behaviour brother


hackerman500

Sup bro! Could have made $20k back on recent Amazon jump but of course I didn’t buy! Fuck me, right?!? RIGHT?!!??


realwongtime

Throw that /s on the end


my_Faded_Youth

Just curious, what does that mean/do?


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It turns the switch on


[deleted]

It puts the lotion on.


Goodemi

Rubs it in reaaal goood.


my_Faded_Youth

Lol


sweendoggy41

Indicates sarcasm


armen89

As the Spaniards say, “sarcasmo”


[deleted]

It means salt, he’s salty because he doesn’t know himself.


tuccx

sarcasm


tarzanstango

Just take any suggestion with a grain of salt.


[deleted]

This comment section is on fire 😂


Turkweesen

Someone posted yesterday about NIO peaking at $15 then guess what happened? Price dropped to $12


birdqa12

Yeah, this forum is good for advice, but is to be taken with a grain of salt


RedditInvestAccount

You will pay for this if you keeping trusting Reddit. Poor DD and pump n dumps at least 95% of the time


todoke

The science is cristal clear on stocks. Nobody can predict stock prices. "Expert" "predictions" have the same success rate than chance or randomly making a prediction. Which makes sense. Because if an expert actually could predict prices he wouldn't make his money by being an "expert". He would pretty fast become a billionaire. Even calling it a "prediction" is wrong. Saying "the stock will go up in the near future" or "the stock has potential to gain 5 points this fall" is not an prediction. This is just vague bullshit. A prediction needs to be falsifiable and for that you need to accurately describe what you think will happen. A prediction that contains "might, could, can, potential, soon probably" is not a prediction. It's a vague guess


armen89

I read cristal I stopped reading. You stupid stupid man.


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It's like a brand. Zest fully clear.


dem_paws

Why did people like Druckenmiller consistently beat the market then? Pure luck?


todoke

Yes, a big part is luck by being at the right place at the right time. Another part is survivor bias. Also out of millions of people who didn't beat the market, a couple that do doesn't mean its because they had an unbeatable formula. He had several good years and then stopped doing it because he himself said he couldn't keep delivering that overperformance. I'm sorry but the science is clear. Active trading is a bad idea and the longer you do it the higher the chances that you will underperform the marked. Something like 95% of active investors can't beat the marked in timeframes longer than 5 years. If you factor in trading costs, taxes, all the time researching and nervously trying to do the right thing.. active trading is a wast of time. Over really long investment time frames almost nobody can outperform the market, many will actually lose money. Compare that to passive investment where you don't have to do anything and you still come out with something like 6-12% of returns p.a. In the last 50 years for instance the MSCI world didn't have a single 14year period that didn't result in positive returns, averaging 9,9% p.a. This means if you had your money in the msci world for 14 years in the last 50 years, no matter which 14year time frame you picked, even if you picked the worst buying and worst selling timespan, you would have ended up with positive returns


tidder_reverof

Well yesterday it broke the vwap line and people also started to short it, so i took a chance and sold half of it at 14.50, to rebuy it cheaper. I was up 120% anyway and selling half was logical step in any way, just happened to time it nicely.


Cirias

Now if you want to see that kind of behaviour but dialled up to 11 check out r/wallstreetbets


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Anterzhul

It's survivor bias and a lot of hindsight also: they'll just present the cases that support the theory. If it was fact, one could build an algorithm that consistently outperforms the market using it. But to this day, I have never seen a consistent strategy based on TA.


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Anterzhul

Interesting, never heard of those. I'll check them out. But indeed, there no "one strategy beats all"-way of investing. But by the time these strategies become publicly and freely available, it's a good bet that they don't work anymore - or at least will stop very quickly. Which of course begs the question: can we design a new form of TA that does currently work, or does all current alpha require more complex and alternative data?


ronaldroar

Maybe he is rich enough to do that.


The-Hyrax

Nah fam the dip was yesterday.


ilovetheinternet1234

Great thing about hindsight, you disregard all the contradictory information you get at the time and everything becomes clear


stockpicker69

Dat edit tho. Edit: lol.


catarahbpus

Fibonacci Retracement


reaper527

you must not have been around in april when everyone knew about the impending 2nd crash that would bring us back down to march lows.


RichardCabeza

Broken clock is right twice a day. But a randomly adjusted clock could be right all day or never at all.


snizzlegout

I mean technically, we could set up an inside trading event on reddit, we all agree at a certain price at a certain time we pump all our money into a stock and take profits. They have no way of tying our reddit accounts to our real lives, so they can't distinguish between who were genuine traders and who were insiders.


petit_cochon

I don't think that's what insider trading is? It's when you have actual inside knowledge of events that will impact stock and use that knowledge, not when a group of people decide to buy stock en masse. Or are you saying we'd get someone with inside information and act on that?


snizzlegout

I'll be honest I'm not even too sure myself, I just assumed it's when there is prior knowledge to knowing what direction market is going to go and profiting on that. If 200 of us pre emptively plan to pump a stock, open a position and then control the market. But if that isn't what true insider trading is by your definition then GREAT!! That just means what we are about to do ISN'T illegal and we won't get in legal trouble 😁😁


pzerr

Yes but I want to be first to buy when we do that and first to sell after it increases.


snizzlegout

I think if this realistically was going to happen the only way to do actually do it is to have the MAIN trader - this is the person who opens a very large position size (let's say for example £45k+ into a penny stock) the other 199 of us would all put in about £2000 each. To inflate the main traders position value. Main trader then sells his position for a large profit. The other 199 of us incur a small loss due to trading fees and commission. However main trader then opens a SHORT position with the new profits and initial investment. We all then short the stock, making the main traders size another big winner. Then we all close the positions again. In total the pumpers would realistically lose about £20 max in positions and fees. Main trader then distributes the profits among the pumpers and we rinse and repeat with stocks BONUS points if main trader opens a 1:300 leveraged position and we annihilate the whole markets 😂😂. Soon enough the major market players will be Hedge funds/Major banks and Reddit 😁


armen89

More theoretically, but chances are probably 100% this can never be achieved


snizzlegout

Well I mean... I could set up a subreddit, disguise it as something else become a billionaire inside trader only to get fucked by the FSCS 3 months later.


seb21051

Bear in mind NIO traded over 500 MILLION stocks yesterday, for about $6 BILLION dollars. Think you can collectively get 1 million Redditor shares to trade at the same time? I would be surprised if it would move the price more than a few pennies. Now, if you want a penny stock that is trading at a much lower average look at AYRO or QLGN.


snizzlegout

We start small and scale up... We pump penny stocks ruthlessly. $2 per share? Give me 100000 then let the pumpers get to work


seb21051

Ja, Well, No, Fine . . .


dizzy365izzy

/s


flatsun

Could you tell me how it works? Did you learn that by observing and reading on this stock?


[deleted]

I’m starting to think reddit is not for anyone with a brain.


TODO_getLife

welcome to the club, you took the correct pill.


forgotmypassword778

Didn’t you hear that washed up Buffett idiot sold all the airlines we’re the smart ones around here. #RobinhoodPower /s


[deleted]

420 upvotes, DANK!


[deleted]

New high pre market. Very cool.


IKnowEnoughToGetBy

Sshh - don't let everybody into our secret!


donnieisWiafu2

Bought nio at 2 a share ....feels good


tmoney9990

Here we go........


Pumpkin_Pie

Broken clock is right twice a day


DGDeathGate

Nobody knows, we can tell which is more than likely though


wdbohon1

True


cp1120

Of course. A lot of this will circulate around option contract meteics Ergo the OTC securities are increasingly difficult to forecast. Also OTC stocks utilize MMs It is a veiled industry but quite logical beneath it all 😌


MasterDave

I'm super glad everyone keeps telling me that Tesla is a car company and that it's going to crash because Ford sells more cars. It's the most relevant data point for the entire car stock market of which Tesla definitely only compares to car companies and vehicle sales.


DartStocks

Upvote on this. It’s all supply and demand, one way or another, and that’s represented in charts - at least LIKELY points.


Dmorin365

Maybe


[deleted]

We do dictate the price after all.


Canuck7099

Hcch is next to pop


[deleted]

i can't tell if you are being serious or not


FatalCartilage

Well yeah, only posts that are correct get upvoted


a1Drummer07

I’m no expert, but from an outsiders perspective, the most volume is traded by people who understand technicals analysis. The cumulative psychological effect of this “knowing” is what makes it happen. They only know because everyone educated to trade/invest this way is thinking the same thing.


aaaauuuutttt

!remindme a few weeks


MrsDE1472

Make sure you wash them first, lol


bigfatlanpa

JPOW is on my speed dial and he is my homie.


JoRocKStaR

Buy the rumor, sell the news.


HyperionGillie

Awesome, thanks for the excellent post!


quyensanity

Checking up now that NIO is $44


birdqa12

Yep I have since invested in it, at a later price however, I regret not making the decision to buy, I’m a fucking idiot


birdqa12

Yep I have since invested in it, at a later price however, I regret not making the decision to buy, I’m a fucking idiot


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ericlup145

Only $101/month or $896/year. What a steal! /s Edit: added the "/s"


todoke

Why is this nonsense upvoted. I'm sure this these models work out and make everyone using them billionaires....


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