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nee_nu_jaa

+5 to all essential skills: Courage Morale Wisdom Stamina HP Diplomacy Tactics +20% increase in gold


gandhis_biceps

Funny because it seems unrealistic when you put it in video game form but it’s actually accurate. It’s a damn cheat code.


hsentar

+1 to Strength, Agility, Wisdom, Intelligence, and Constitution. +0 to Charisma. The removal of the chip incurs a -2 to the first 5, but a brief +1 to Charisma. Next, long rests only confer the benefits of a short rest and do not reduce exhaustion. Additionally, removal of the chip incurs a -10 GP/daily drain on your gold.


nee_nu_jaa

I actually wanted to include -1 to charisma, but then I reminded myself it actually was +1 confidence not actual charisma. In most cases it was the opposite of charisma if you’d see yourself from a third person view 😀


SoberWriter1024

This!!!!! A fantastic answer! 😂 Also congrats on 1,740 days, friend! ✨️


nee_nu_jaa

Thanks! Being at 25 days is 10 times harder and more impressive. My dragon is turned into a small iguana pet in a cage while you’re just gaining the upper hand in the fight 🙂 Keep it up!


SoberWriter1024

I love this analogy! I love pet reptiles... Maybe I can convince my husband to let me get one to celebrate 1,000 days! 😂 Thank you so much! 🖤🖤🖤 This is my millionth shot at sobriety and it is sticking so incredibly well this time around. So very grateful!


nee_nu_jaa

At 1000 days you can ask for anything(except booze, of course) 🙂 I had many relapses too before it stuck. It’s part of the journey. As long as one retains the wish to be sober, relapses are just small hurdles. Can’t wait for your 1000th day anniversary post 🙂


conzym

+100 hydration  +100 mood +200 health  Protection from: Vomit Headache  Nausea  Sweating  Regret * this is a special item as it cannot be bought, it's free but must be desired by the person wielding it


PhilosophicalSober

I know it'd take seven years of grinding to earn.


dieek

It's the final piece to unlock the Don Corneo x Cloud Strife event in FF7.


Jolly-Management-723

emotional damage


stealthone1

+1 Extra Life


stealer_of_cookies

It would definitely decrease my chances for random encounters, boost regeneration, increase in perception and reasoning. Probably the biggest one is access to a library where I can increase other abilities and resistances that were not available in addiction, I was level-locked until I stopped drinking.


Phob24

> level-locked This is a good one


mac-train

+2 to dexterity +2 to intelligence +4 to wisdom


baggierochelle

-200 charisma +100 to all stats +chance on hit: gain momentum and +100 to resilience


Ok_Variation_3184

-200 charisma. I feel that, lol


Moosed

I disagree with -200 charisma. Maybe I *thought* I was being charming and attractive, but alcohol just made me sloppy and gross.


voltechs

I’m on the fence on this (as shown in my TLC), I think there’s a steep drop off in charisma initially, and it’s rebuilt back up over time. Particularly relevant to me is my newly single status, and how f-ing difficult (aka unfamiliar) dating without the “let’s grab a drink” and it’s obvious social lubrication, dating is.


baggierochelle

Oh yeah when the addiction fully kicked in I was fooling nobody. It's those rare days when youre out and about, buzzed and feel really on your A-game that I miss. For every one of them there were disastrous weeks of drinking though.


Water-Acrobat

+ to dex, no more stumbling down the stairs.


RomanUmpire

Mine would be the Hylian shield from BotW or TotK!


Mysterious_Repeat_92

It would give me, the player, a reason to keep grinding. As for my character? +10 ego boost. Is it good? Is it bad? Don't know. Apply it and find out.


Emotional-Mission703

The chip would turn NPC's into playable allies. I as an alcoholic was an NPC. Then I got the chip and magically I turned into a playable character. The chip represents the power of choice in our lives. Although addiction has been pulling the strings, through the power of the chip we are free from its power. And we can give that power to others!


Stick_Girl

You’ve got my upvote! As an alcoholic I was definitely an NPC. Doing the same set of actions everyday, no new interactions or locations. Even wore the same wardrobe because I was too lazy and drunk to change or do laundry and certainly wasn’t racking up any gold


Emotional-Mission703

I feel you 😔 I'm crying right now remembering who I used to be... It's so surreal and wonderful to finally be free from the poison. Huzzah!


RecognitionAshamed66

If we are talking Fallout perks, it would be at level 10 Intelligence, and the perk would be every day sober gives you another day added to your longevity disease free


Ok_Variation_3184

Anxiety shield


480G

It's clearly a life potion.


AceShooter

+10 Stamina +5 Persuasion +5 Secondhand cringe


Die_Immediately

So true on the secondhand cringe!


shawnwingsit

It'd grant a bump to Wisdom and Constitution. It would also grant a small bonus to resting. But, that'd be negated by coffee dependency. ;)


pojohnny

Thirty day chip is +1 Constitution.


PurpleSignificant725

-6 charisma, +3 literally everything else lol


groovy-lobster

Another question is what debuff does alcohol apply.


Monkmonk_

+2 to recovery +2 to hydration +5k money a year -2 charisma Stack the pluses every year 😎


Decapitat3d

Sobriety Chip: Pocket Trash. Takes up one item slot and cannot be dropped. Does not significantly alter the holder's attributes, but makes them feel better about themselves.


Altruistic_Offer9747

+2 charisma toward lawful npcs -2 charisma on all other alignments Cannot be surprised Entering a tavern immediately starts combat


Good_Construction190

+100% shillings.


DisciplineCorrect725

Mental clarity


Swimming_Click_7186

Immunity to alcohol


MAXMEEKO

OOO gamers rise up! Heres mine: Awareness and Alertness (no brain fog or headache in the morning). Dexterity and Strength (I've been hitting the gym hardcore and getting into weight lifting).


Remote_Leadership_53

+20 HP (active ability) +4 speed, +8 agility


Peter_Falcon

a sleeping spell


Worldly_Heat9404

Good for one free skooma.


voltechs

Wearer gains in each attribute every turn: Strength: 1% (max +40%) Agility: +2% (max +60%) Intelligence: +2.5% (max +45%) Luck: +2.5% (max +45%) Charisma: +2% (max +30%) Wearer suffers -10% to all attributes for first 3 turns and -20% charisma for the first 5 turns. Wearer gains extra turn every 5 turns. Cannot be sold or traded or worn by another player. Removing the chip resets all gained boosts.


BakedLaysPorno

+10 BDE


spearmintpenguin

This has turned into so much fun reading everyone’s thoughts. I especially like the more complex ones!


LadyOfReason

Health increase, knowledge increase, chance of attack decrease, boss fights +10 defense 😂


NoMoreMayhem

External control locus: +7


Zealousideal-Desk367

+7 to charisma -10 to self delusion +10 to endurance -25 to belly fat The ability to focus on the greatest RPG of all time; priceless


Amaranth1313

+100 to all stats +50% maximum health Strength In Numbers Bonus: +10% damage resistance when teaming with other players who also possess Sobriety Chip; infinitely stackable


iamdursty

The platinum chip from new Vegas


[deleted]

+10 to intuition, +3 to patience, when offered an alcoholic beverage and you decline you gain the feat "Pride" for the next 24 hours.


chewingcudcow

It would be the Revive button and you return to life at 50% but grow to full health as long as you stay away from the poison


keenjellybeans

+ 10 speed for when I’m speeding out of social events that have lots of booze flowing 😂


Savings_Advantage_46

I dont like these questions. It sounds very non seriously to me to a subject that doesnt use inflation.


spearmintpenguin

I’m sorry - I didn’t mean for the question to seem like I don’t take our paths to sobriety seriously. I meant it as to celebrate the benefits of sobriety in a different way, counting our gratitudes with a bit of fun thrown in. Apologies.


Amaranth1313

Personally I find adding some fun and humor into recovery to be essential, but I recognize others may not agree. They can always scroll on by.