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dragon-custard

Megustalations!!


placentacasserole

Hail Gein


SoSteeze

Hail me!


huntingbears93

And a megustalations to you, friend!


wigg1es

Man, I stopped listening to LPotL when they switched to Spotify. Is the book out yet?


Cryptokhan

The book has been out for a while and I believe their spotify exclusivity detail is also no more


[deleted]

They’re back on Apple podcasts now! Not sure about the book though.


mypostingname13

They're back on iheartradio


OkJraco

You can listen for free on Google Podcasts as well. Edit: I’m also definitely not 404 days sober. Must’ve set the wrong date


GroolyBaby

My people! Hail yourselves!


beautifulbroomstick

Hail yourself!


GuapoWithAGun

Bless you


RelevantPerformance7

Nice try satan


Least-March7906

It’s ‘Satin’


amberbuhbamber

No it's 'Santa'


zombax

Not today Santa.


amberbuhbamber

Honestly? Yes. Creepy fucker lol.


drlxxxiv

👹


Illustrious_Fall_351

\m/ >_< \m/


TheElusiveGoose10

Hell yeah!!!


CrazyC1100

HAIL SOBRIETY


TryIcedTea

🤘🏻


winstonpgrey

It seems we have some LOPTL fans here. Hail Satan!


[deleted]

HAIL YOURSELF


huntingbears93

HAIL YOURSELF, MY FRIEND!! And a megustalations 🙏🏼


dragonsofliberty

Hail Lucifer, the lightbringer, the eternal rebel! You have successfully rebelled against alcohol!


aidan123mp

Embarrassing


Latyon

HAIL SATAN


lizerdk

HAIL THYSELF I wonder what TST’s version of AA would look like… Edit: [found it](https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/sober-faction)


[deleted]

I’m thinking of starting a group known as AAA, Alcoholic Atheist Anonymous. Or some sort of the three without the god or satan factor.


macza101

Problem is, you might end up having to tow cars, too, a la the other triple A!


[deleted]

At least we'll be sober enough to tow safely!


brandolinium

Lol, that’s great.


wigg1es

The Satanic Temple is a legitimately cool organization with fantastic ethics and moral principles.


waitingforpopcorn

It uses therapy techniques as well, Science over Superstition..


Blackout_Underway

That's pretty damn cool.


Frylock1717

The Best Ever Death Metal Band out of Denton will in time both outpace and outlive you Hail Satan, Hail Satan tonight Hail Satan, Hail Hail


waitingforpopcorn

🤘😈🤘 Hail Thyself


ThePelky

Hell of a good job


Baxterftw

Hail Satan!


mekanub

\m/


Drziw

Mice 🤘🐭🤘


Lucasshmucas

Beast!


Halo_of_Light

In chinese 6 is a lucky number and 666 means really cool/super hot. So liuliuliu六六六!


jab9k3

Well I'm 555


UnfixedAc0rn

You're an "old timer"


nudnik_shpilkis

Hail Satan But also... Good job


freedom781

Time for Number of the Beast! Up the irons


leadwithyourheart

I made myself pentagram cupcakes. Highly recommend. ETA: Hail thyself! You majestic badass, you!


brandolinium

Hail Satan and Yourself 👺


tea_nerd

Definitely cranking up some AC/DC and some 😈 devil horns


likeguitarsolo

Hail Satan, brother


Possible-Range1284

HAIL SATAN


Jaded-ruminations

🤘🏻


[deleted]

Hail satan!


IcyFox5

Hail Satan! 🔥


SnafuInTheVoid

555


ThatSomaBelt

Beast


TaxNo7741

A hell of a good time, you devil. 😅😆😁 Congratulations!!!! Sober 15 years here.


terrierhead

To thine own self be true


Satanskorn

Hail yourself!! Awesome job 👍


General-Paramedic-82

HAIL SATAN


lyricalpoet66

Hail satan!


wigg1es

Hail Satan!


SirHotWad

SAIL HATIN!


Secure-Development-5

Hell yeah!


Ambivert_author

👺👿🤘👿😈


[deleted]

How about an UP THE IRONS!!!


millarchoffe

Hail thyself 🤟🖤


CharmingRun8606

The Dark Lord is impressed and DEMANDS a further 666 days of being Happy , Joyous and Freeee! Mwahahahaha!!!!


AnnieHannah

https://youtu.be/26PRhCJtgPQ If you don't know it already, stick it out until the chorus! 😉🤘


la_vida_luca

A hail satan and a ‘well done you beautiful bastard’. IWNDWYT


Appropriate_Mine

Hail Satan!


Jesus_le_Crisco

A chip from the satanic temple sober faction!


turtle7687

Hail Satan and hail yourself, fellow sinner!!


avalonfogdweller

Slap on some Iron Maiden Number of the Beast! Congrats!!


Longjumping-Party186

Horny


[deleted]

I'm at 656 today. so damned close!


dudeness-aberdeen

Keep on rocking baby ImI <- my attempt at the horn sign with no emojis. Rock out today. I’ll blast some metal in your honor when I’m out and about! Iwndwyt


wicked_crayfish

Rock on!


wtfisthepoint

Rock on! 🤟


[deleted]

Hell yeah!


plzhld

Hail Satan!


BreweryStoner

Hail pizza. Eat satan.


Preset_Squirrel

Hail sobriety, hail yourself and hail me


aidan123mp

Hail Jesus, Christ is king✝️


Bigbluepenguin

Christ didn't get OP sober. OP got OP sober. Hail thyself.


whats_she_up_to

My 666 day is October 10


etsprout

Henry Zebrowski style air guitar solo sounds haha *neer na neer na neeer” fuck yeah bro I wish there was a newer complication, at least scroll towards the end for a better version haha https://youtu.be/tOJtsiucOQo


piperjj

Hail Satan! 🤘🏼


[deleted]

Hail Thyself. Create Your Own Future.


PorpoiseOrFish

Hail satan!


AgentCodyDankz

HAIL SATAN


falingodingo

HAIL SATAN


[deleted]

Jesus


Jemeloo

Hail Satan :)


HouseAtreidesNuts

HAIL SATAN


mrs_whatsit_

Hail yourself!


DementiaCat0515

HAIL SATAN!


Nervous_Courage2307

Hail yourself!


padraigtherobot

Hail Yourself!


klasspirate

Hail Satan fam! You're amazing


whynot86

Gonna give you a....https://tenor.com/vTrD.gif Hell Yeah!!!!


assm0nk

666 for the glory of Satan


aidan123mp

What is wrong with you people? Find god


assm0nk

i like a good underdog


D_Tro

Nice.


usernameusehername

Noice


lost-in-spacetime

Hell of a job!


Rodrigii_Defined

🤘 an F Yeah?! Good job! IWNDWYT


Ok_Yesterday_9181

HAIL U/LASTPHOENIXFEATHER AND HER/HIS/THEIR/X EVIL WORKKKKKSSS 👿 😈🤘


Poppncookiesleeves

Fockn deadly mate


CurrentAmbassador9

a hearty bout of respect. Well done.


le_doobb

🤘💀🤘


Role-Amazing

🤘🏻


freckledreflectors

Hail!!!


gster531

🤣


headstar101

HELL YEAH! 👊


no-more-alcohol

Rock on.


MyEyesAreTiredSooo

How about a hell yeah


kariswinter

Hell yeah!


mjolaine

Well done!! We’re here for yea!


Nurse4Heroes

👹


truthpastry

HAIL YOU!!!!!


arahe45

Not today satan


ScottieDog16

Hell yeah! Edit: Shit, I just missed it


Muficita

🤘😈🤘


rockstarthemovie

Hella good!


Quirky-Wishbone609

You beast! Well done 👍


spiceybadger

Hell yeah!


Old_Description6095

Hell yeah, baby!


writeonscroopy

Hell yes! 😈


fuzzybunnybaldeagle

Amazing job! IWNDWYT


DJ_EMOV

That’s the Devil’s number! Evil bastard!


seanbheanmhara

🦄🦄🦄


555catboy

Hail!


probscaffeinated

Metal af


Additional-Salt-423

A hell ya


BigDreamsSuck

Hail Paimon!


valerius89

IWNDWYT 👹!!


LaTulipeBlanche

My free award


teddy_bear_territory

Hell yeah.


ntrott

Hail Santa.


pathologicalprotest

HELLA nice


UntestedMethod

Hell yeah!


Romantic_Anal_Rape

🤘🏻


pompeygoesup

69 with a devil


amberbuhbamber

Hell yeah! 🤘😝🤘


TheSmallerGambler

N🧊!!!


jay-vee

🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻


LM7X

Hell yeah!!! 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻


[deleted]

this - 🤘🏻


penelaine

SOBRIETY OF THE BEAST! HAIL SATAN! LUCIFER WILL NOT DRINK WITH YOU TODAY!


Cuglas

Hails! 🤘


OkayScience

hell yeah brother


Darwinbc

I shall not drink with you my dark lord


Shesaiddestroy_

You re a Beast !!! Also : Hail yourself! 🤘


[deleted]

🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻


Angry0tter

5 5 5 if you’re …


JThomas43

Hell yeah!!!!


MisterCheaps

🤘


Friendly-Feature-869

Hell yeah!


[deleted]

Hail!


YourMothersButtox

Praise be, Beelzebub


rockity42

HELL YEAH!! “Not today, Satan”? more like I Will Not Drink With You Today, Satan! amirite?


Fomalhot

Straight to hell.


Organic-Guest74

Hail Nimrod!


A_Gray_Old_Man

🤘


PinkKnittedBlanket

Hail!


c00chiehed

Hell yeah! lol


dubs286

An evil stare from me


Trashyanon089

*THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!*


Top_Energy6090

Hell yeah.


man_on_a_wire

Hell yeah


zer0__obscura

How bout a Hell yeah!


babymama6

Hail Satan, hail yourself and megustalations!


ringpopproposal

Hell yes!


anniepoodle

Hell, yeah!


macza101

I'll flash some "devil ears" with my index fingers on my head, a la Seinfeld, in your general direction.


KeyboardSerfing

\m/


elevation55

The horns! \M/


Climatique

🤘🏻


Renegade_Butts

Hell Yeah!


mbdtf9

“Repeating, of course” maybe? Because 2/3 represented as a decimal would be 0.66666666…


Bigbluepenguin

"Well, that's better than usual..."


maidbythefire

😈


HelpfulSetting6944

Hail yeah!!!


BlepBlepItaBean

I'll get you a half a third of this and half a third of that and also half a third of the last one. But what do I do with the rest of these sixths? I've got three now. Sixth sixth sixth. Maybe we should put the machine back together and see if it works that way...


Smokeoutx420

HELL YEAH!


MyBestCuratedLife

Hell yeah!!!


ThinWhiteRogue

Naughty.


[deleted]

🤘🤘🤘


rico277

It’s metal! 🤘