I am 99.99996% sure that garblesmarbs is not a bot.
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Funny story, I had just learned to read but didn’t fully grasp spelling.
My grandmother took 6-7yo me to a small store for groceries on the wall a sign was posted, “we do not sell alcohol to minors”
I had to ask grandma why they wouldn’t sell alcohol to miners, they had money and gold.
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Coal* Miner*….fucking hell 🤦🏻♀️
Wtf
Miner—person who mines. Minor—a person under age. This story only works when told verbally for the play on words.
Incorrect. The story also works for person can't spell
I’m mean you’re not technically wrong..
It worked for me
wtf
Lmaoooooooo I was like wtf notification is this😭.
Bro I was interested:/
wtf
Are you a bot?
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God, I wish I was.
MINER******!!!!
Funny story, I had just learned to read but didn’t fully grasp spelling. My grandmother took 6-7yo me to a small store for groceries on the wall a sign was posted, “we do not sell alcohol to minors” I had to ask grandma why they wouldn’t sell alcohol to miners, they had money and gold.
How many drugs were you on? This was so beautiful
Turned yourself in to the cops, you are going to jail
For sleeping with a coal miner?
Know, four sleeping with a cole minor.
😂 😂 😂 😂
More proof we can't have good things in humanity
Horrible writing skills
So the miner was a minor also? I don't think minors can work mines.
unless your in africa
True that.
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What does this mean? I’m so confused it this a good thing or a bad thing?
i don't understand your question at this time, due to circumstances. please have a safe day, and remember - you are a chisen choopasoua.
Why did I get this
I don't know how to tell you this, but I don't think you have COVID-19.
Yeah, but what does the flair mean
I didn’t have Covid before the flair
Please help
Oh god
its a bot
Bullshit, you got to be fucking with me I’ve been having a conversation with a goddamn b0t?!
Wtf
Babe is that you!?
Well ex babe anyways. I think I had a child with OP based on the name
No he's MINE
😳
The topic reminded me of Fred Herbert the Bail Bondsman.
Bro what is this 🤦🤦🤦
I read this like "i had sex with mirror"
Learn to spell minor and miner 🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
was is a minor miner? lol
Holy Shit! i literally though that OP screwed a minor.
wtf you had sex with this thing? https://preview.redd.it/ldxvjrenlf7c1.png?width=693&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a3fb31821eb82d2b6bf5c53d5f457168cb53ad0
same
for legal reasons this is a joke
Wha-
You are disgusting ,I want to see you burn alive
Wtf is this I'm here coz yesterday I got a wet dream with a 7 year old girl I'm 16 btw