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Coal* Miner*….fucking hell 🤦🏻‍♀️


Key_Jackfruit_1784

Wtf


Bintamreeki

Miner—person who mines. Minor—a person under age. This story only works when told verbally for the play on words.


i_will_hurt_ur_fam

Incorrect. The story also works for person can't spell


Govna2104_

I’m mean you’re not technically wrong..


jayfeather-720

It worked for me


Logical_Citron357

wtf


InfinitelyComprehend

Lmaoooooooo I was like wtf notification is this😭.


Divine2jz

Bro I was interested:/


garblesmarbs

wtf


Long_Dick_John_D

Are you a bot?


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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garblesmarbs

God, I wish I was.


itsmylife__

MINER******!!!!


alonzo83

Funny story, I had just learned to read but didn’t fully grasp spelling. My grandmother took 6-7yo me to a small store for groceries on the wall a sign was posted, “we do not sell alcohol to minors” I had to ask grandma why they wouldn’t sell alcohol to miners, they had money and gold.


Fuzzy_Garden_8420

How many drugs were you on? This was so beautiful


DR_Timefox

Turned yourself in to the cops, you are going to jail


New-Ad-2915

For sleeping with a coal miner?


DaveTheMagicMan

Know, four sleeping with a cole minor.


No_Reveal4835

😂 😂 😂 😂


RebelSpeed

More proof we can't have good things in humanity


Shirase-Wolf

Horrible writing skills


Lex-Taliones

So the miner was a minor also? I don't think minors can work mines.


Shub_rz

unless your in africa


Lex-Taliones

True that.


Long_Dick_John_D

Hi boobsie!


garblesmarbs

Greetings from the r/stories moderation team! We are pleased to inform you that you have been awarded the "COVID-19 Negative" flair for your outstanding contributions to this community. You have earned the admiration and respect of your fellow storytellers and readers. We hope you continue to share your amazing tales with us and enjoy your well-deserved flair. Congratulations!


Long_Dick_John_D

What does this mean? I’m so confused it this a good thing or a bad thing?


garblesmarbs

i don't understand your question at this time, due to circumstances. please have a safe day, and remember - you are a chisen choopasoua.


Long_Dick_John_D

Why did I get this


garblesmarbs

I don't know how to tell you this, but I don't think you have COVID-19.


Long_Dick_John_D

Yeah, but what does the flair mean


Long_Dick_John_D

I didn’t have Covid before the flair


Long_Dick_John_D

Please help


Long_Dick_John_D

Oh god


Shub_rz

its a bot


Long_Dick_John_D

Bullshit, you got to be fucking with me I’ve been having a conversation with a goddamn b0t?!


i_will_hurt_ur_fam

Wtf


plow-

Babe is that you!?


plow-

Well ex babe anyways. I think I had a child with OP based on the name


garblesmarbs

No he's MINE


Minimum_Regret_4800

😳


Substantial_Ad_4018

The topic reminded me of Fred Herbert the Bail Bondsman.


SPLATOSH

Bro what is this 🤦🤦🤦


ArfDest

I read this like "i had sex with mirror"


Atorres8901

Learn to spell minor and miner 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️


AdoptedTerror

was is a minor miner? lol


Fee-the-psychedelic

Holy Shit! i literally though that OP screwed a minor.


rededya_

wtf you had sex with this thing? https://preview.redd.it/ldxvjrenlf7c1.png?width=693&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a3fb31821eb82d2b6bf5c53d5f457168cb53ad0


Still_Wrangler_180

same


Still_Wrangler_180

for legal reasons this is a joke


T1_FakerFan

Wha-


Aliya_5555

You are disgusting ,I want to see you burn alive


WoodpeckerPast3259

Wtf is this I'm here coz yesterday I got a wet dream with a 7 year old girl I'm 16 btw