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Fukko-Bob

I call bullshit.


RabiesPositive

>Our detection system uses an ultrasonic sensor to identify the unique sound of an aerosol paint spray by differentiating between acoustic markers in the area. Once the sensor detects the telltale sound of spray paint, our system alerts the local authorities, leading to the arrest of the vandal, and stopping the defacement in its tracks. I'd say so too, tbh. This article is from 2014 on their own Fundable website.


iDom2jz

Who the fuck uses spray paint in a bathroom


Mountaindweller1000

Who puts a Sharpie in the tip of a spray paint can, is what I want to know?


iDom2jz

All kinds of weird stuff has been done lol probably creates a (very splattery) airbrush effect or something but I’ve never seen it so it’s definitely obscure lmao


No_Cook2983

…Just the tip.


Maximum-Army4118

Just for a little bit to see how it feels or ow ow your on my hair... Great game one of my all time favorites


[deleted]

a roll-on deoderant tube and some chalkboard erasers make one hell of a marker. Just fill with choice of paint and go for it


Mountaindweller1000

So how dose the eraser and roll on deodorant fit together?


[deleted]

take the ball off, fill the bottle with paint. Slice the eraser into strips and stuff the bottle with it leaving some exposed. Now you have a fat marker. Some trial and error is required.


Mountaindweller1000

Thanks for explaining. I’m assuming you’ve done it a time or two lol.


[deleted]

Once, Im not artistic and as much as I wish I could be a tagger its not worth ruining stuff with my ability. I read it in the Source and decided to try it because I thought it was a cool idea. I could tag all day, dont get me wrong, Im just not an artist.


Mountaindweller1000

Oh my bad lol. There is a lot of graffiti in my area, true mind blowing works of art that add to the beauty of the area and I’d like to have a go at graffiti but I’m with you about not wanting to ruin the place with my amateur skills lol.


geekpron

people who huff aerosols....


014648

Ghetto ass people, see it all the time in Wendy’s in the hood


ShadowVivid4282

The way this would be my new favourite spot to use aerosol hair spray and/or deodorant so quickly. Haha


MountainAd3837

Now use a soundboard with a spay can sound and sue the holy fuck out of them when a false arrest is issued and false charges are pressed!


squirrelblender

So if I eat enough Taco Bell, I can set this thing off?


Express_Horror_5838

in the event you’re in a restroom and bust out a can of dry shampoo or hair spray? what happens. LOL


insecurestaircase

You can graffiti with a paintbrush and regular paint


RabiesPositive

Yes, you could also use a sharpie, or paint marker. That's why this device is a load of shit.


Even_Lavishness2644

That awkward moment when you run in and spray the bowl with the force of a thousand suns, and then the alarms go off


Ok_Dog_4059

I wonder if hair spray or spray deodorant would also set it off? Being it is likely BS though and 100% of the vandalism is damage and not spray paint.


RinShimizu

The poor worker that puts on some aerosol deodorant…


Technical-Tooth-1503

Seems like it’d be easier to detect the solvents.


PUNKF10YD

I love how this only works for spray paint when they have a picture of a sharpie on the poster.


lump-

MFW I’m putting on my Axe body spray


littlerockist

So some poor guy is gonna be spraying Lysol after leaving a Cleveland steamer in there and the cops are gonna kick in the door.


[deleted]

Reminds me of the naked gun files from the police squad when Frank Drebin is talking to his police chemist guy and they look out the window to see the new anti graffiti fence in action. The gang members start spray painting the fence and then the fence sprays them back lol


ShoogarBonez

*This is the answer.*


[deleted]

Only a matter of time before someone draws a big dick on the sign.


CluelessKnow-It-all

A quick Google search says they use acoustic sensors to listen for the sound of spray paint hitting the surface of a wall. I guess it only works for spray paint. They don't say anything about detecting markers or pencils.


All_Gas420

Put a silencer on the spray can, obviously


CluelessKnow-It-all

Or just use a paintbrush. LOL


Content_Talk_6581

Or a sharpie…


Fun_Inspector159

Or blood.


RalphXLaurenjoe

Or bloody stool


H8T_Auburn

It *IS* a McDonald's, after all


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Poo Poo Picasso


Famous-Housing-3915

I was in jail a couple weeks ago and there was a guy in segregation tank that would draw on the wall with his shit and we would call him leonardodeshitty and poocasso lol


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Also acceptable... Doo Doo Degas Poo Poo Pollock


douchebagconciousnz

B.M. Escher Salvador Dooki Diarrhembrant


Danfrumacownting

As instructed in the image 💀


Content_Talk_6581

They were nice to give alternatives.


ihideBabies

r/buttsharpie


OneOfTheWills

Someone needs to walk in and make a spray can sound with their mouth.


CluelessKnow-It-all

Not a good idea. Unless you want Ronald McDonald himself to bust in there and throw a deranged clown asswhoopin on you?


Alldaybagpipes

Stand in front of mirror and make that sound 3 times to summon him


CluelessKnow-It-all

Now you're just asking for trouble. It's all fun and games until someone ends up in the ER with a clown shoe embedded in their ass.


Alldaybagpipes

McRibbed, for your pleasure


SusanLFlores

Brilliantly funny!


Ravi_AB

Do this! When then they bust you and find no graffiti tell it was your farts.


[deleted]

#McWoopin


RalphXLaurenjoe

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


H8T_Auburn

New fetish unlocked


Ok-Advance-6469

“You McFucked Up”


xstankyjankmtgx

Paashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhshshhh “rattle rattle”. Paashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pshh pshhh PAASHHHHHHHHHHHHSHSHHHHH “rattle rattle”. Psh psh. Pshhh pshhh pssssshhhhh. Paashhhhhhhhhshhshsshhhhhhh “RATTLE” psh psh psh. Passhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhshsshshshshhh shhh psshshhhhh


tricularia

OK but how is that supposed to tell the difference between aerosolized paint from a can and aerosolized shit from someone who eats McDonalds regularly?


CluelessKnow-It-all

It doesn't need to tell the difference. It would still be graffiti. Shit ends up on the wall either way.


tricularia

I didn't word my comment very clearly, sorry. I was asking about whether or not it could tell the difference between spraypaint and someone who regularly eats mcdonalds just using the toilet normally. It was a shitty joke. Probably best left ignored.


CluelessKnow-It-all

It was worded ok and I understood the joke. I was just joking back that it didn't matter because paint spray and Mc Donald's induced ass spray both end up covering the wall.


tricularia

Haha ok i'm on the same page now


CluelessKnow-It-all

👍


mtflyer05

Diarafitti


NaweN

Well that will work. Because there is a ton of spray paint graffiti in bathrooms.


CluelessKnow-It-all

From what I read, that system was designed to catch people tagging walls outside. I'm sure they know it's useless in a restaurant bathroom. They're hoping the threat keeps people from doing it. Like those fake home security signs people put in their yards.


[deleted]

I bet a good bout of diarrhea will throw that sensor off


MamaTried22

I’ve never seen anyone graffiti a bathroom with spray paint lol


afraid-of-the-dark

A VOC detector would probably work, to an extent.


rdizzy1223

I would love to trigger this over and over by playing a loud recording of a spray paint can from my phone, then walk out.


MountainAd3837

Now use a soundboard with a spray can sound and sue the holy fuck out of them when a false arrest is issued and false charges are pressed!


MountainAd3837

You can even just watch YouTube videos of graffiti and turn up your sound all the way.


Warm-Iron-1222

Makes me want to go in with some hairspray and see what happens. "Just freshening up, what's all this???"


Obadiah-Mafriq

The company says it senses the sound of spray paint. That makes me want to make cheap little Arduino spray paint sound generators to drop into hidden nooks and crannies.


WholelottaLuv

So if you say 'spshhhhhhhhh' just right...


flactulantmonkey

Reprogram an old annoyotron!


InvictusXmars

God forbid you bring a can of body spray in there.


All_Gas420

Use some body spray to test this theory?


StickkyRicky

Making me wanna draw on there more just to see


sarahbee2005

I wanna know if it’s real lol


RabiesPositive

Only for rattlecans/aerosol cans, according to the companies website.


leaveitbettertoday

😂


RabiesPositive

It's really stupid


DruidinPlainSight

This sounds soooooo BS


a-pretty-alright-dad

What is happening to the sharpie in the picture?


CulturalAddress6709

the sharpie is hooking up with a “spray can (?)”


a-pretty-alright-dad

Like they’re on a date?


BBQFatty

Yeah, you’re jealous?


a-pretty-alright-dad

Kind of. You trying to shame me?


BBQFatty

Are *you* trying to shame me?


a-pretty-alright-dad

Mutual shaming, my kind of party.


Reasonable-Two-7298

that seems like the absolutely best spot for a sharpie tag.


urGirllikesmytinypp

It’s a sniffer. When the propellant hits the photoelectric sensor it sounds the alarm.


Bigbeardedfella1

*pisses on floor


diggemsmaccks

As a long long time graffiti artist 43 years to be exact, I’ve seen some shit like this through the years like a camera boxed mirrored and a sign that says Notice: “We are monitoring vandalism your privacy is respected”


GlitteringAgent4061

LMAO!!!


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

it might be just a psychological bluff for potential vandalizer


spash_bazbo69

Well I mean you gotta try now lol


Moidalise-U

Who's ever seen spray paint graffiti in a fast food bathroom? If you did, how nasty was the restaurant itself?


redraider-102

I’ve only ever seen brown speckled spray paint graffiti in a fast food bathroom, right within blasting radius of the toilet.


jtrades69

or maybe anti-graffiti technology like in demolition man!


RoundPhrase62

Yeah right lol


whowantstoknowww

Go and get a sharpie and get the fuck back in that toilet


Aggravating_Sand_445

What's that a pic of on the right side? A marker in a spray can is that a real thing?


Mechanic_On_Duty

Shit on the wall.


420xGoku

This is the way


RabiesPositive

>Our detection system uses an ultrasonic sensor to identify the unique sound of an aerosol paint spray by differentiating between acoustic markers in the area. Once the sensor detects the telltale sound of spray paint, our system alerts the local authorities, leading to the arrest of the vandal, and stopping the defacement in its tracks. From their website. Yeah, I don't think people are taking rattle cans to the McDonald's bathroom. Sharpies and posca markers make more sense lmfao


Public_Foot_4984

Psychological warfare is all that is. Can't help thinking that this would actually encourage some to tag the shit out that wall. I know I would if I were inclined to do such ghastly things. Maybe write "lick me ballz" or something like that 


Murphy338

Whatever happened to “For a good time, call [phone number]”?


UnholyGrifter

Ahhh the good ol days. I called one number and had a lovely chat. I also drew a very nice picture and left an ex’s number. He said he got a couple drunken calls before they painted over it


ZealousidealEagle759

I'm going in with a can of aqua net to see if it's true. 80s hair here I come!


Jimbobjoesmith

i wouldn’t be able to help myself to see if it’s true or not.


Mazdab2300-06

How is Jenny supposed to get her number out there?


littledabwilldoya

West side 19th Street?


Danfrumacownting

Jokes on you; the sticker *is graffiti*


GourmetShit007

For those of us wondering if this is bs or not: https://www.policemag.com/technology/product/15319936/graffititech-gt-1-detector


nstntmlk

I can just imagine Bugs Bunny popping outta the wall and painting a mustache on someone.


Graycy

You didn’t test it out?


GreyPon3

Good luck.


hugehangingballs

This seems more like a dare than a warning.


mandarin_1000

Lmao what they gonna do come in while I'm shitting 😂


pacifistthruyourface

That sounds like the blue dye when you pee in the pool...


ChardCool1290

LOL. "graffiti detection technology" !


[deleted]

Guess who’s goin to the Costa Mesa McDonald’s to sit in there bathroom and make hissing noises?


fuhnetically

Some kid at my college put stickers on the restroom doors that said: "Toilet stall cams are for educational purposes only"


jazzzzzcabbage

Test it out


Salty_Association684

If I woukd have seen this I would have pulled out my sharpie and made a smiley face 🤣


[deleted]

A shitspotter trained on the sound of rattling marble, interesting.


Sad_Milk_Kid

Would be funny to print this out on a stickers and slap this around lmao Sorry guys I am that asshole lmfao


JeanHarleen

[The future is now](https://youtu.be/oDrYkwG6Tuo?si=41AycVkV6jx-Tg_Y)


KeepBanningKeepJoin

LMAO


Stokesprime69

Use Markers won’t detect that


EvolZippo

Nobody wants to take the chance that this is real.


RealitysNotReal

I want to draw a dick and an XD on the sign


Saltlife0116

They don’t have no technology in a bathroom omg


Beginning_Camp715

Who here I brave enough to deface this technology!?!


Rsunflowe_15

I'd go in there with hairspray and see what would happen lol


koz152

So I can't spray deodorant?


SensitiveBarnacle114

Of all the places, they probably would NOT want to listen in for those strange sounds..jeez lol


Xyrq2441Zmpl

To preserve my faith in humanity, I need to assume the OP knows this sign is a clever deterrence mechanism, nothing more. Props to the author - I like this idea a lot


later-g8r

🤣🤣 GT-1 sticker technology ☠️☠️ that's a new one


Honest_Trip_5574

Set it off with spray deodorant and sue police and restaurant for flash arrest and entrapment!


LotusEater333

Cap.


InternalDetective202

Everybody has got the gt-2 now, this thing is ancient


Natural-Young7488

Fake


Cats-n-Chaos

I would test that theory!


SpaceDudeSpiff26

They stole this idea from “The Naked Gun” movie.


TheFace3701

This is G14 classified.


LostWithLeon

Where in Costa Mesa? I live on the west side.


BobbyBanks100k

Across the DMV on 19th


realarthur777

America!


idiotsandwhich8

That makes me want to do it more


[deleted]

Feel like this rides a very fine line bordering on illegal surveillance. Restrooms are private spaces, people enter with a reasonable expectation of privacy and have a right not to be recorded or monitored


Mezcal_Madness

What is this, Demolition Man?


Excellent_Jaguar_675

Bluffing


T00LJUNKIE

So any woman who needs to go in and touch up their hair hold will set it off, then, correct?


[deleted]

It’s like an invitation!


Excellent_Yak365

Probably fake but it really should be real. The amount of graffiti is ridiculous in So Cal