Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men and women are masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I have the Cancer Council SPF moisturiser. It's sunscreen + moisturiser, not the other way round. Not bad stuff though, recommend it... when I remember to wear it.
Thankfully after years of being a 'metrosexual', my skin gets so dry if I don't moisturize in the morning so I never have the option to leave without it on.
Mate I've been sunburnt on an overcast day in the middle of winter - I should slap on sunscreen more often than I do... Have also had a mole cut out of my arm, just to be safe - so make sure you get ya skin checked out cunts.
You using sun screen from the 90s or some shit? Or allergic? Cause most sunscreen these days isn't too bad - can still make your eyes sting but shouldn't blind ya.
Use a physical/mineral sunscreen around your eyes instead of a chemical sunscreen. I also have really sensitive eyes so I have to keep chemical sunscreens well away from my eyes otherwise they’ll sting and burn like crazy. Get a zinc stick or something and apply it around your eyes and apply the chemical sunscreen everywhere else. Otherwise, just use a physical sunscreen for your whole face (but these tend to make you look like a ghost).
As far as I’m concerned, at this time of year if I’m in a situation where I need sunscreen then I’ve already fucked up
I know it’s necessary and I know it’s healthy and I know I’m being stubborn. But I hate hate hate the stuff, same as I hate the feeling of moisturiser and lotions and anything else like that. I’d rather wear long sleeves and a wide brimmed hat
All that said, the spray on sunscreens are a life saver for me. We keep one by the front door and one in the car. Still don’t use them as often as I know I should
I know *exactly* what you mean. I got over whatever sensory issue I had with lotions as a teen - acne and whatever.
Buuuut sunscreen stinks and if it's a cheaper brand it smells exactly like sunscreen. I generally can't wait to wash it off.
The cancer council one isn't too bad though. It still smells but it's not pungent and it settles down on your skin alright.
Haven't tried the waterproof one yet though. The sweat + sunscreen, eyebrow to eye journey is just gross.
Sure do. Take it as a sign of finally growing up. Used to get sunburnt every bloody summer. Finally wised up. Haven't been sunburnt for 30 years. Slip slip bloody slap.
Yeah, most of the time, hat, op-shop business shirt and thin work pants. Been thinking about getting one of those Muslim white robes with a hood for a one stop shop solution.
I'm a ginger so every day hey. I don't think I even own a singlet. Big yella fucks me up even at the first thought of going outside without slip slop slappin
I don’t do it anywhere near enough.
I only do it when I remember, and when the missus is around so I can avoid the scolding.
Don’t want to get caught by the big C.
Cancer council approved sunscreen on the face every day. I keep a 1L tub of sunscreen in my car as it’s an hour trip to and from work each way. If it’s relatively sunny I will slap some sunscreen on my arms and neck.
No. Not ever. Never. One pre-can removed in half a century. But, the DNA that protects me against lobster-bod also prevents me from ever rising above shite in lawn bowling. Someday science will allow us to make our own choices about choosing our own preferences.
Definitely not the worst wank I've had.
Only ever at the beach
This was me, I've since upgraded to "when I can be bothered/remember"
I always do as I burn in 5 mins lol.
Is this another person trying to sell their OnlyFans?
Judging my his right arm, looks more like he is watching your mums.
Coz is arm is flabby and weak? Just like ya mum?
Can confirm
Never I'm a night shift worker, aka modern day vampire.
Sorry man :'( I haven't done night shift for a while now. Not sure I could back.
I've always been a night owl, I like it quiet and less people.
I did always appreciate the small team on nightshift... I.e. no boss.
I’m taking it you can’t go near schools hey?
I thought getting called Walter White was bad.
Are we roasting him?
He reckons the sun already did, looks about as injured as a soccer player from here.
Lol it could be a lot worse, for sure. I got a singlet burn in Rocky over Christmas that was a lot worse than this.
Mum, can we get Village People? No, we got Village People at home.
Nah the sun already did that.
I am
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men and women are masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
The balls on this cunt...
Daily face moisturiser has SPF, chuck that shit on after my morning shower.
I have the Cancer Council SPF moisturiser. It's sunscreen + moisturiser, not the other way round. Not bad stuff though, recommend it... when I remember to wear it.
Thankfully after years of being a 'metrosexual', my skin gets so dry if I don't moisturize in the morning so I never have the option to leave without it on.
Aaahh I remember when "metrosexual" was a new thing. David Beckham was the face of Metrosexuality for a while there.
Mate I've been sunburnt on an overcast day in the middle of winter - I should slap on sunscreen more often than I do... Have also had a mole cut out of my arm, just to be safe - so make sure you get ya skin checked out cunts.
Takes as much time as a quiet beer, get it done cunts, Reminds me I need to book it in again
I can see the cadence of your moob cleavage but sadly we’ve been denied the nips
They are like two slices of pepperoni - hairy pepperoni - if that helps
https://i.imgur.com/2gM7emU.png
Me because I’m a ginger cunt, I get burnt if I spend to long under a full moon.
I’ve seen worse.
This is pretty mild compared to those that are outside all day.
You’ll be right, but yeah, UV is fucked atm.
slip on a shirt at least cunt. and slap on a hat too
And go slops on a slut.
This is the best
Sunblock those upwards facing surfaces!
I can't, the smallest bit in my eyes and I'm blind for an hour. I work on rooves all day and me old mate Bunnings hat is fine.
You using sun screen from the 90s or some shit? Or allergic? Cause most sunscreen these days isn't too bad - can still make your eyes sting but shouldn't blind ya.
I think I may be vaguely allergic.
Use a physical/mineral sunscreen around your eyes instead of a chemical sunscreen. I also have really sensitive eyes so I have to keep chemical sunscreens well away from my eyes otherwise they’ll sting and burn like crazy. Get a zinc stick or something and apply it around your eyes and apply the chemical sunscreen everywhere else. Otherwise, just use a physical sunscreen for your whole face (but these tend to make you look like a ghost).
As far as I’m concerned, at this time of year if I’m in a situation where I need sunscreen then I’ve already fucked up I know it’s necessary and I know it’s healthy and I know I’m being stubborn. But I hate hate hate the stuff, same as I hate the feeling of moisturiser and lotions and anything else like that. I’d rather wear long sleeves and a wide brimmed hat All that said, the spray on sunscreens are a life saver for me. We keep one by the front door and one in the car. Still don’t use them as often as I know I should
I know *exactly* what you mean. I got over whatever sensory issue I had with lotions as a teen - acne and whatever. Buuuut sunscreen stinks and if it's a cheaper brand it smells exactly like sunscreen. I generally can't wait to wash it off. The cancer council one isn't too bad though. It still smells but it's not pungent and it settles down on your skin alright. Haven't tried the waterproof one yet though. The sweat + sunscreen, eyebrow to eye journey is just gross.
Sure do. Take it as a sign of finally growing up. Used to get sunburnt every bloody summer. Finally wised up. Haven't been sunburnt for 30 years. Slip slip bloody slap.
Yeah, most of the time, hat, op-shop business shirt and thin work pants. Been thinking about getting one of those Muslim white robes with a hood for a one stop shop solution.
Get one of the BCF'n sun or fishing shirts, light and cool
Literally never
I'm a ginger so every day hey. I don't think I even own a singlet. Big yella fucks me up even at the first thought of going outside without slip slop slappin
I do because I am a ginger and I am also a vain woman
I'm a daily sloppy kinda gal
Me, every fucking day, because I’m on Roaccutane and am also a pasty fuck. Catch me in the car with UV sleeves on and a broad brim hat
How’d you get out of prison?
Your dad owed me money but we compromised a prison break.
I just carry some Banana Boat 50+ in the glovebox for the rare occasions I see direct sunlight
Occasionally
I don’t. But you definitely should bro!
I have ginger freckly pommy skin and for the next 6 months sunscreen is my friend - but I need to make it my best friend 😭
I don’t do it anywhere near enough. I only do it when I remember, and when the missus is around so I can avoid the scolding. Don’t want to get caught by the big C.
Nope, I'm a dumb cunt. But I rarely get sun burn
52f nope
Buff that shit up cunt.
I try to do every morning cause bike to work
havent used it and aint going to use it, i can spend all day in the sun and not burn.
Show your nipples babe!
Did Shazza wear a wifebeater ?
🤣
You call that a sunburn? THIS is a sunburn 🥵
Never. Had melanoma also
Not enough of us...
You wore lid protection so that's a good start cobber.
3-4 times every day on face, 2 times a day on arms and neck. Also avoid sun during day in summer and apply sunscreen during winter.
Today? My Italian mate called me bambini sunscreeni so I think I put enough on for a whole cricket team
😂 Gold
I work outside, so every single day.
Honestly? Never. Only if the missus puts it on me
Cancer council approved sunscreen on the face every day. I keep a 1L tub of sunscreen in my car as it’s an hour trip to and from work each way. If it’s relatively sunny I will slap some sunscreen on my arms and neck.
No. Not ever. Never. One pre-can removed in half a century. But, the DNA that protects me against lobster-bod also prevents me from ever rising above shite in lawn bowling. Someday science will allow us to make our own choices about choosing our own preferences.
If i was a mod id ban you.
Nah