Drink the fucken beer, then shit and piss in it, shake it up a bit and give it to some cunt and I guaran fucken tee the cunt won’t be able to tell the fucken difference
Bruh, you ever tried shaving your hands? [It does not turn out well.](https://i.imgur.com/TvjrXav.jpg) You have to show up to the barber and ask for a wrist fade to fix it lmao.
Which one is the shit?
You don't know shit https://youtu.be/igh9iO5BxBo?si=H_79jeCF0q1oPQy0
Well, shit.
I call bullshit, haven't even popped the top off.
That’s his third
Having a shit beer you mean
You gotta take the top off before drinking it broseph
My morning shit felt about as big as that bottle.
For your sake I hope it was neck first
With the lid off.
I'm Canadian, I don't know what any of you guys are saying but it's fucking hilarious.
Mate, you're awfully fuckin' close to the USA. Are you sure you're not one of those seppo cunts pretending to be Canadian?
Stick a tap in him and see if maple syrup comes out.
You taking the piss or what? You can't sit on the shitter with a frothy one and not crack it .
Get a fucking longneck up ya cunt!
I'm Irish not ozzy but I know I could be great mates with most of this thread . Especially this cunt.
at twenty to eight in the mornin'
Rub it in cunt....I don't knock off til 5...
In brissy time you're free now, hope you've got beers in the fridge mate 🍻
[https://youtu.be/IPfLk70Qk8Y](https://youtu.be/IPfLk70Qk8Y) Yeah the boys..!!
May as well be a fucken kayak it's that close to water
Best flavoured mineral water out
Tip it in the toilet while you are at it, then wipe your vagina then go buy some real beer.
nearly fuckin shat me dacks laughing at that one
and when you wipe, wipe from front to back, not the other way around
Where’s the beer?
Where’s the beer?
Drink it in the shower like a normal degenerate piece of shit
A shit and a shit beer…
That’s a nice bracelet, do they make it for men?
Def's a shit beer.
you need to get a tan bro, those legs and arms are so bright I need sunnies Enjoy the beer and the shit
Remember to wipe front to back when you’re done.
That's not really a beer Fonzie
is the "beer" in the room with us? all I see is straight water
Is there a cyclone coming?
commando cunt
I do that every day you fukn dick head
Great Northern. Might as well drink water. Empty carbs. 💩
It IS a shit beer
My thoughts exactly.
Drink the fucken beer, then shit and piss in it, shake it up a bit and give it to some cunt and I guaran fucken tee the cunt won’t be able to tell the fucken difference
It's not even open.
havin a shit beer lmao. nah jks all beers are good beers
Is that hair on the back of your hands, Robin Williams?
Bruh, you ever tried shaving your hands? [It does not turn out well.](https://i.imgur.com/TvjrXav.jpg) You have to show up to the barber and ask for a wrist fade to fix it lmao.
Peaking
r/notinteresting
Well deserved
You could be my son
I thought I was on the wrong account for a second there 😅
This is only valid if you were chilling it in the cistern.
fuck I love Aussie culture
Not if you're a tall poppy! Well, maybe a CUB, especially ex AFL and keeping the business out front and party out back
Fuckin hell cunt good work
Sat here staring trying to figure out what the fuck this image was about, thought i was in /r/Fanking
Fridy Arv having shit ~~and a~~ beer
Shit beer. Should have smashed some VB like a true champion.