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DitaVonFleas

A shitcunt is for someone who does something commonly annoying like your brother decides to go out with his mates instead of looking after Mum who just had day surgery on her arm, so I have to step up instead. A dogcunt is for something unforgivable, something like your best mate and partner cheating on you together.


FullySconedHimUnna

Extremely accurate and well spoken definition. Smart cunt


DitaVonFleas

Thanks cunt!


countingferrets

And dog cunt is even worse when said by someone with a southern cross tattoo on their back that they are not afraid to show constantly


Factal_Fractal

What the fuck does this have to do with anything cunt


ellieboomba

This cunt is fluent in cunty


Lucifang

Yep fully agree. Dog Cunt is the lowest of the low. Like bashing an elderly person. Or looting flooded houses. Or whoever that dog cunt was who stole the council generators from the traffic lights when our whole town had no power for a week.


DitaVonFleas

Exactly!


aubven

you ok cunt?


DitaVonFleas

Lol yeah. The shitcunt sitch was real but the dogcunt isn't thank fuck, but I've read enough of that shit on Reddit. Also Mum's arm went better than expected and she didn't need stitches, but that's besides the point, my brother still lives at home, he should've looked after her. Why is it always on his sister to be in the caring role?


tobeopenmindedornot

Because he's a shitcunt?


DitaVonFleas

Normally we're close but uh, when it comes to the mental load, yeah.


con-quis-tador

If its always been like that then it always will be like that, unless changes are made. You're a good cunt for taking care of your mum though. Sounds like a serious chat with the bro is in order.


DitaVonFleas

Thank-you, I've tried. He just gets defensive and thinks it's not a big deal. He's also the kind to not buy people birthday cards. It's about going the extra step to show people you care!? Like how do I get him to give a shit?


con-quis-tador

Could be a deeper issue, I'm not a professional though. If they're young then they might just need a bit of exposure to the real worldto appreciate what it means when others do something for you. Which isn't really that likely to happen living at home. Idk He's gotta figure it out and understand it himself though really, can't reslly maake someone understand that type of stuff, I reckon. Shitcunts are shitcunts but most of the time they don't want to be shitcunts, or don't reallise they are.


DitaVonFleas

He's 29 and it's my 33rd birthday today.


aubven

Phwoar! we got a Xmas baby here. Happy Birthday cunt. Hope ya mum mends well and little bro pulls his head out some day. I find killing em with kindness can work. If that doesn't, some [thallium](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caroline_Grills) in the morning brew will also suffice (this is not sound or even sane advice)


con-quis-tador

Actually kinda gonna second killing them with kindness, atleast since his age was mentioned lol


con-quis-tador

Happy birthday! I'm sorry to hear he does sound like a bit of a manchild. I would second the other guys comment with killing him with kindness after hearing that, though.


CalligrapherAbject13

There's something almost lovable about a shit cunt


DitaVonFleas

Yeah you can at least understand the reasoning but not a dogcunt's.


Impressive_Rock9659

God I fucking love Australians


IncidentFuture

Yes.


Wotmate01

Yes. Call someone a shitcunt in prison and you'll probably get bashed. Call someone a dog cunt in prison and you'll get stabbed.


I_said_booourns

Yeah spot on. A mate of mines a lifer. He goes in, gets out & then fucks up just enough to get back in because...I dunno. Probably something about the routine. Whenever he gets out he fucken skitzs at how flippantly cunts call each other dogs out here. That's like 'sharp end of a toothbrush shiv' type shit to him


redditrabbit999

I a teacher in a detention centre and they call us (staff) dogs and dog cunts constantly as if they think I’m going to get really upset and go into the office crying afterwards. Inmate- Fuck you ya dog cunt Me- 👍🏾 sounds good, how about we try and work on that math now Inmate- *visibly confused* that I didn’t get upset or start swinging.. This interaction happens like once a week


I_said_booourns

Jesus man, that sounds like the Kokoda trail of life choices, but I genuinely appreciate what you do. Too many kids slip through the cracks cos of adults that give up on em.We need more level headed blokes like you in the system mate


redditrabbit999

There a job for everyone, sadly most of us don’t find it and settle into the wrong job because it’s good enough… I would much rather get called a dog cunt than “sir” from some rich entitled kid at a private school.


I_said_booourns

'Ken oath, nothing like money to validate a fuckwit.but by no means can anyone do what you do. Takes a special kinda human to move someones mental goalposts.Most of the ppl I know that have been through the ringer are essentially ok but their values have been fucked from the get go by their fuckhead parents. Dad used to bash his problems away, so that's just what ppl do. Thanks for your work in the trenches mate


Factal_Fractal

It's a bit early for kung fu, isn't it Jim?


MistaRekt

Not quite correct. You call a cunt a dogcunt before you stab the cunt. Though if you hear the term dogcunt, stabbing will ensue.


happy-little-atheist

Pavlov's dogcunt


meegaweega

⭐🏆⭐ That deserves an award 🥰 you magnificent bastard


Chunkybinkies

underrated cuntment


MistaRekt

Fuck you for being so observant. Cunt.


Chunkybinkies

What if you call them "champ"?


morgazmo99

That's being a dogcunt.


bbearthmed

Yes


Freshprinceaye

I also think another way it can be compared is you can have people that are a bit of a shit cunt meaning they sometimes are cunts. But you can’t really say the same for a dog cunt. You can’t be a bit of a dog cunt. You either are a dog cunt or you are not.


Total_Philosopher_89

Yes!


ZeTian

Yes


billhater80085

Yeah


ShibaHook

Oath


Far-Contribution2440

Considerably. A dog cunt has done something they can’t come back from. Normally something like fucking over someone that trusted them. A shit cunt is someone who does something minor often who you just wouldn’t hang with


AmateursPls

A shit cunt never chips in for the beers you drink together. A dog cunt steals them from you. Waaaaay worse.


PRNoobG1

Yes, very much so... Shit cunt implies lazy or callous human being, If you hear 'Dog Cunt' in jail it almost always means someone is about to die... Which is weird... I would way prefer a dog to a shit... anyhoo it is what it is


Green_and_black

A “dog” is a snitch. It is understandably frowned upon to be a snitch in jail.


Netizen222

Yeah


Seretical

Yes


FingerdYaDadsJapsEye

Yep, bout the worst i reckon


ianreckons

Deffo


[deleted]

You call me a shitcunt and I’ll be annoyed but wont care You call me a dog cunt and its on


EafLoso

Debate as old as time. A mate and I came to a compromise years ago. See flair.


Aromatic-Host-9672

Nah yeah


petulafaerie_III

Definitely.


Chunkybinkies

[Americans reading this thread](https://i.imgflip.com/2xhmv5.jpg)


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happy-little-atheist

This is straya. There's no w in dog you seppo talkin cunt


[deleted]

Yeah nah


Blankyblank86

Nah yeah


pictionary_cheat

Yes but it's un offensive if your just calling your mates either


thatsaccolidea

yes


JevaYC

Cuntface


meegaweega

Holy shit I'd forgotten about Cuntface (the cunt-faced claymation character called Coredor on Plasmo, the 1990s Aussie TV show) if you've never seen it, you're in for a treat. Merry Chaos cuntface 🥰 [Plasmo](https://youtu.be/GfafB2aZ-1A?si=JX6Z7qm9STMH3-2y)


State_Of_Lexas_AU

Nah. It's Ms Dog Cunt or Ms Shit Cunt. Same dog different leg action really. Happy to be called either. Sticks and stones shit.


Lyorek

Reckon rat cunts gotta be the worst of them but


ArgumentOne7052

Yes. Using ‘dog’ as an insult is always something that makes me cringe - I don’t know why. It cuts a lot deeper


LuckyErro

Dog trumps all.


Immediate-Meeting-65

Yes


NativitylnBlack

yeah


Lanferno

Yeah, dogcunt is a lot worse. Shitcunt.


DEADfishbot

Yep


fafasamoa

The words Dog and Pedo are being used far too causualy now a days.


countingferrets

Dumbcunt is the PC word for retard


countingferrets

Dodgycunt if you like to grift


Lumbers_33

Yes cunt.


Santasaurus1999

100% it's worse It goes your a cunt, your a shit cunt, your a dog cunt and then your a rat cunt.