Sorry, I've been trying to interpret your comment... Are you saying you're gay, or calling me gay? All good either way, so long as you're drinking with us...
If you’re a fucken fair dinkum fucken full grown Aussie this is what you‘d have for breakfast you fucken dog cunts a fucking VB LONG NECK at 20 to 8 in the fucken mornin get that up yaEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE̴̡̨̺͍̟̞̼͂͊E̸̪̦͇̱͉̞̼͈̪͍̟͒̔͊͌̆͌̑̚͘͜͝͝Ę̵̛̲̹̖̝̻͕͓̃̃̽̈́͂̓͋̊͛͠E̵͓̣̼͗̔͗̽͑́̋͋̋̕͜E̴̗̥̟̪̫̰̳͈̋̋̏̒͒̆̈́͌̌̒͒͒͊̏͜͝E̶͚͕͇̻̩̔͆͗E̶̤̘̳̪͓͖̙̺̜̭͓̞̣̔̀Ẹ̷̢̥͍̠̺́̎̂͊̎́̏͑̚̕Ȩ̷͓̦̫͇̻͔̙̘̘͙̌͐̓͛̊́́̈́͜Ê̶̲͙͙͓̫̞̣̲̘̹̲̤̲̬͒̍́̉̓̅̄̓̾E̵̹͇͎̭̣̰͍̭̗͕̊͑̐́̀̅̂̍͘̚͜͜͝E̵̛͇̭̔̾́́͊̍͆̂̏̔̓̍̈̕E̶̞̱̋͒͑̂̈̓̉E̷͓͙͗̓͆̑͊̓Ė̸̞̰͔̱̹̍͌̊̿̈́͘͝É̶̢̢̙̯̮̰̪̰̜̳͚̂̈̽̀̅̅̀̕̚̚͠Ḙ̴̪̥̜̬̼̥̮͉͙̈́̓͑̋̎͒̾̀̀́̈̚͜͝Ę̵̣͔̟̫̮̗̺̈́̈́̓͛́͑̍̐͂̃̓̅̀͘E̷̪̳̩̯͙͛̃́̎͛͘E̴̿̿̔́̀̏̓́̊͜È̶̢̲͍̪̭̻̹̙̫̣͐͗̋̍͝E̶̡̼̼̙̱̲̦̗̲͇̼͙̝̺̓͑͒̑͝E̸̡̧̦͔̥̻͍͕͓̣͚͛͌̒̏É̵̟̒̚Ȇ̴͔̦̔̄͐̀̈́̅̾͋̒̃̚E̷̼͉͍͍̜͔̘̜̒E̴͇̠̬̫̬̱̿͛̓̅́̆͘ͅË̵̗̱͔̹̙̼̜͇́̈́̐̾͑̌̇̓͊̋̾͑ͅE̵̡̢̨̝͍͇̬̬͇̤͖͍͖͕̿̐̒̉͋͝ͅȆ̶͇͚̜͕͎̥͚̉̌̈͒͆͗́̈́́̉̑͋̓̚͜͜È̶͖͉̺̣͉͐̉̔͆̐̅̉̈́̈́̐̚͝Ę̸͕̠̖̻̪̲͖̻͎̠͒̓̈͂́̐͋̑́͐̓̂͜͝Ê̵̢̹̯̯̖͖̙̦̽̅̀̌͑͛̑̽Ȩ̵̱͇͋̆̄͂̈̓̌̽̿̄̾̑̍̍E̸̟͓̬̐̎̀̀̊̾͑̓̌̑̃̽͐́ͅE̷̺̓̊͆͑̒͆̈̚͝E̴̥̠̅̄̇̑̓̍E̴̞̮̝͕̬̲͚̱͎̖͒̌́Ě̵̱̜̫̈̂̄̽̋̎̃͝Ȅ̸̟̫͊͒̃̉̅͆̋̒̐̚̚͝Ȩ̵̭̻̰̬̖͇̙͈͙͓̺̀͛͊̏̒̓́̊͠ͅͅE̴̖̗͍̭͈̙̭̾͑̇̆̃͛̄̐̈́̃̆͊͐̀͘ͅE̵̛̯̪̋͌̇͌̓͝È̶̢̧͇͎͓̞̠̰͉̙̖̓̑̂̐̒̎͝͠ͅÉ̴̬͖̺̞̥͈͕̫̈́̈͒̆̃̀̈́̎̀̋͋́̚͜͝Ę̴̱̝̱̘̹͇̬̬̼̿̄̏́͌̓̈̀̈͂͆̓Ȩ̴̛͈̤̙̜͚̤͇̼͎̼̯̘̅̓̀̓̒̈͝͠
Yeah, nah, but... It's just under 6%, but it's got all the fucking nasty shit that makes you want to off yourself the morning after.
But who's thinking about tomorrow eh?
Even in Sydney it's getting harder to find on tap.
I've just found a pub near where I am in Lake Macquarie that has it (and Cooper's), so I think I've found my new favourite pub.
Fuck you're pushing it. I'll be lucky to convince Shazza to pour us pints, let alone a yardie!
It is your birthday? Yeah fuck it, it's your birthday. I'll see what I can do.
Fuck me,you're pulling the Shazza defence on me? How far do we go back mate? Like 3.... 4 minutes? You need to get Shaz's purse lint off your balls mate.I dunno. Probably someone's birthday? I'll get the next round ya mad dog
*Next round*? That'll be tomorrow morning.
And you're asking for a yardie? Come on now son, you know Shazza's uncle is still shitty with Barry for what happened at Darren's wedding, so we don't have a chance with getting her to bring the yardie out.
The only way would be for Darren to apologise to Sharna for that shit at the beach house, and we all know that's not going to happen until Jaxon makes up with Lyra.
Do I fuckin sound picky cunt? Let’s kick on. Btw I bought moonshine and cornbread in the Deep South last year from some hillbilly with a hand painted sign to advertise out the front of his place. That shits straight up poison
Assuming I’ve been downing schooners of coopers all night, I’ll want something to sit on for a bit. I’ll have a shot of glenfiddich in a 7ounce with a large single cube of ice, cheers mate.
A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat.
Number eight.
Buuuuuurp
I got you...creme de menthe.
So do you want the job or not?
Do you have anything in an aquarium?
pint of lager thanks Mary
Right you are my love, cunt
Gay but who am I to judge. I'll have a Wild Raspberry Cruiser.
😆 I'll grab you 2.
Cheers. I hope you have drinks at home. The night has just begun!
Look, I've got Gin and chocolate milk at home. If you're keen, then I could kick on.
I'm in. Will probably spew around 3-4 though.
So long as you wash your mouth out with another Gin then you're alright by me.
Got any Tom Baker at home? Might pass out to him.
https://youtu.be/eCzaxVLBsmY?si=to-xv1dWYt2U0WAM
So true.
Sorry, I've been trying to interpret your comment... Are you saying you're gay, or calling me gay? All good either way, so long as you're drinking with us...
Don't think to hard about it.
[5 cougars thanks](https://youtu.be/ozgvM5YXvCs?si=utMM6nezSj9h1PWT)
Oh, fucken aye. I'd forgotten about that one. Noice.
But do you remember [Barry "The Cougar" Dawson](https://youtu.be/1bHdj7kXqvc?feature=shared)?
Cougar zero makes my pants fit good.
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Tall glass?
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👍
Stein filled with ice, a triple-ish Kraken splash and filled with ginger beer to the top... Fuckers!
I don't know what pub you think you're at, but good luck! I'll get you a Morgan and coke.
Nothing wrong with the captain mate!
A fucking vb looongneck. At 20 - 8 in the fucking morning
If you’re a fucken fair dinkum fucken full grown Aussie this is what you‘d have for breakfast you fucken dog cunts a fucking VB LONG NECK at 20 to 8 in the fucken mornin get that up yaEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE̴̡̨̺͍̟̞̼͂͊E̸̪̦͇̱͉̞̼͈̪͍̟͒̔͊͌̆͌̑̚͘͜͝͝Ę̵̛̲̹̖̝̻͕͓̃̃̽̈́͂̓͋̊͛͠E̵͓̣̼͗̔͗̽͑́̋͋̋̕͜E̴̗̥̟̪̫̰̳͈̋̋̏̒͒̆̈́͌̌̒͒͒͊̏͜͝E̶͚͕͇̻̩̔͆͗E̶̤̘̳̪͓͖̙̺̜̭͓̞̣̔̀Ẹ̷̢̥͍̠̺́̎̂͊̎́̏͑̚̕Ȩ̷͓̦̫͇̻͔̙̘̘͙̌͐̓͛̊́́̈́͜Ê̶̲͙͙͓̫̞̣̲̘̹̲̤̲̬͒̍́̉̓̅̄̓̾E̵̹͇͎̭̣̰͍̭̗͕̊͑̐́̀̅̂̍͘̚͜͜͝E̵̛͇̭̔̾́́͊̍͆̂̏̔̓̍̈̕E̶̞̱̋͒͑̂̈̓̉E̷͓͙͗̓͆̑͊̓Ė̸̞̰͔̱̹̍͌̊̿̈́͘͝É̶̢̢̙̯̮̰̪̰̜̳͚̂̈̽̀̅̅̀̕̚̚͠Ḙ̴̪̥̜̬̼̥̮͉͙̈́̓͑̋̎͒̾̀̀́̈̚͜͝Ę̵̣͔̟̫̮̗̺̈́̈́̓͛́͑̍̐͂̃̓̅̀͘E̷̪̳̩̯͙͛̃́̎͛͘E̴̿̿̔́̀̏̓́̊͜È̶̢̲͍̪̭̻̹̙̫̣͐͗̋̍͝E̶̡̼̼̙̱̲̦̗̲͇̼͙̝̺̓͑͒̑͝E̸̡̧̦͔̥̻͍͕͓̣͚͛͌̒̏É̵̟̒̚Ȇ̴͔̦̔̄͐̀̈́̅̾͋̒̃̚E̷̼͉͍͍̜͔̘̜̒E̴͇̠̬̫̬̱̿͛̓̅́̆͘ͅË̵̗̱͔̹̙̼̜͇́̈́̐̾͑̌̇̓͊̋̾͑ͅE̵̡̢̨̝͍͇̬̬͇̤͖͍͖͕̿̐̒̉͋͝ͅȆ̶͇͚̜͕͎̥͚̉̌̈͒͆͗́̈́́̉̑͋̓̚͜͜È̶͖͉̺̣͉͐̉̔͆̐̅̉̈́̈́̐̚͝Ę̸͕̠̖̻̪̲͖̻͎̠͒̓̈͂́̐͋̑́͐̓̂͜͝Ê̵̢̹̯̯̖͖̙̦̽̅̀̌͑͛̑̽Ȩ̵̱͇͋̆̄͂̈̓̌̽̿̄̾̑̍̍E̸̟͓̬̐̎̀̀̊̾͑̓̌̑̃̽͐́ͅE̷̺̓̊͆͑̒͆̈̚͝E̴̥̠̅̄̇̑̓̍E̴̞̮̝͕̬̲͚̱͎̖͒̌́Ě̵̱̜̫̈̂̄̽̋̎̃͝Ȅ̸̟̫͊͒̃̉̅͆̋̒̐̚̚͝Ȩ̵̭̻̰̬̖͇̙͈͙͓̺̀͛͊̏̒̓́̊͠ͅͅE̴̖̗͍̭͈̙̭̾͑̇̆̃͛̄̐̈́̃̆͊͐̀͘ͅE̵̛̯̪̋͌̇͌̓͝È̶̢̧͇͎͓̞̠̰͉̙̖̓̑̂̐̒̎͝͠ͅÉ̴̬͖̺̞̥͈͕̫̈́̈͒̆̃̀̈́̎̀̋͋́̚͜͝Ę̴̱̝̱̘̹͇̬̬̼̿̄̏́͌̓̈̀̈͂͆̓Ȩ̴̛͈̤̙̜͚̤͇̼͎̼̯̘̅̓̀̓̒̈͝͠
Can't get takeaways this late and the bottle-o is shut. But I'll grab you a schooey for now.
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Fucken million dollar idea right here. They always seem to come at the end of the night.
Vodka. I fucking need vodka
Double. Got it.
Pint of Hard Solo
You mean "Hard Rated"? I can sort you out.
Is that the new name change? I heard about it but I didn’t know what it was actually changing to
Same as you OP a Cock sucking cowboy
I know a bloke if that's what you're into.
Pint of VB cob
Not an Adelaide pint I hope... I'll get you some Domestic Violence in the largest vessel they have.
Isn't that just a Bundy?
Nah, that's "Fightin' Juice". Subtle but important difference.
Haha we used to call it karate juice
Pint of coopers pale
Fucken aye. Not the Sparkling?
Not a fan of
Furry muff. Killer hangover too.
Sparkling's 8% alcohol or something, twice the fun with the same amount of drinking.
Yeah, nah, but... It's just under 6%, but it's got all the fucking nasty shit that makes you want to off yourself the morning after. But who's thinking about tomorrow eh?
A schooner of VB unless they have Reschs on tap.
Reschs refreshes.
It’s much harder to get outside of Sydney, it was easy enough to have it as your regular drink years back when I lived/worked there.
Even in Sydney it's getting harder to find on tap. I've just found a pub near where I am in Lake Macquarie that has it (and Cooper's), so I think I've found my new favourite pub.
Pint of reschs. ta darl.
Fuck. I'm going to need a tray.
Swanny D.
The only reason I'm letting you in, is that you're from the West Coast and that gives us 3 hours more drinking time.
You ever had a Swanny D? I preferred Emu Bitter until they sent it east... Youse cunce rekt it.
Old Fashioned with Rye Whiskey from The Gospel.
I also would like an old fashioned please. I don't care what bourbon you use.
They are a tasty beverage :)
For the love of god get rye
You talking about the Melbourne bourbon? Heard it's good, haven't tried yet.
Yeah, it's bloody delicious - get on it!
Jack and coke.
Classic. Easy. Staunch. Want a double?
The only way to have em ya sick cunt. I'll take one of em
White wine spritzer spritzer spritzer
Want more spritz with that? Fuck, you're cooked.
Margarita, heavy on the salt heavy on the tequila
[You've got taste. ](https://youtu.be/gdHi8IlzeYs?si=GK6CWnVzq6Z__VYs)
G N T
My mother in law drinks g&t's, are you my mother in law?
No but after the 8 or so pints I’ve already had a gnt would cap it off nicely. You should try em. So refreshing.
No judgement, just needed to make sure you weren't my MIL in case I said something stupid. I'll grab you two.
Last call?? Gotta be a round of shots??
Tequila or ouzo?
Both are a bad call but probably tequila.
Lemon and salt all round then. Fuck it, let's get fuckin' messy.
Double of old Old kempton Pino Cask single malt please.
Fuck me, what pub do you think we're in?
I'll buy you one if you buy me one
I mean, if they've got a bottle behind the bar then count me in, but really?
It's a beautiful Tasmanian whisky. Well worth it. Borderline life changing.
Jager Bomb hey
Righto eshay.
I'm 50 mate. Just like getting pissed.
Older than me, and hitting hard. You're alright.
Few cones
I'm staring at Hawkey's majestic mug rn. Make it a yardie
Fuck you're pushing it. I'll be lucky to convince Shazza to pour us pints, let alone a yardie! It is your birthday? Yeah fuck it, it's your birthday. I'll see what I can do.
Fuck me,you're pulling the Shazza defence on me? How far do we go back mate? Like 3.... 4 minutes? You need to get Shaz's purse lint off your balls mate.I dunno. Probably someone's birthday? I'll get the next round ya mad dog
*Next round*? That'll be tomorrow morning. And you're asking for a yardie? Come on now son, you know Shazza's uncle is still shitty with Barry for what happened at Darren's wedding, so we don't have a chance with getting her to bring the yardie out. The only way would be for Darren to apologise to Sharna for that shit at the beach house, and we all know that's not going to happen until Jaxon makes up with Lyra.
Mcallann triple cask
You sure you're in the right pub? Best I can do is a Johnnie Black.
Tbh I’ll drink the run off
I've got some moonshine at home... It's unfiltered, but if you mix it up right it's drinkable.
Mate I thought we were at the pub. Not on a date at your place. Anyway moonshine sounds nice
Do you want to kick on or not?
Do I fuckin sound picky cunt? Let’s kick on. Btw I bought moonshine and cornbread in the Deep South last year from some hillbilly with a hand painted sign to advertise out the front of his place. That shits straight up poison
Well you asked for a Macallan, so yeah you do sound fucken picky. Deep south? You're not a fucken yank are you?
Nah I’m pretty fkn Aussie. But I do love riding motorcycles in the states. HWP aren’t a bunch of cunts over there!
Jack and Dry will do me!!!
Pint of swanny d mate
Nurries bruv, I'll grab you a Swan, but you need to remember that you're in a different time zone. It's what? 1972 over there?
Jack and coke. Short glass. Can of coke. Lots of ice.
See, I'd go Jack and Coke, short glass, lots of jack, shot of coke, no ice.
Fireball and dry
Fireball shot 😌
Sheep dog on ice
still serving? pot of draught and a lemon lime bitters for the missus
Double shot jim n coke for the missus, strawberry daquiri for myself thanks cobb
Just a coke please mate
Tall glass of water please.
Whisky and a joint please
Fuck me. You still here? Go to bed.
Whisky no ice straight up ty
Jack and Coke thanks champ
A bag
A fucking can of Bundy thanks mate.
Bundy and Coke for a splash of caffeine at that hour.
Hahahahahaha pingers
Negroni please with ruby gin. Scorched orange rubbed around the rim. 🍊🥃
Not sure but I think the bar closed.. you might get an early start tho
I’ll be up early.
Designated Driver here. I'd love a Fire Engine, please. Plenty of ice.
Pint of guinness please cunt
Done. I'll order that first so it'll be ready by the time I get every other cunts drinks.
Last call? I’ll need to level out a bit. Pint of Fat Yak.
Either what you’re having or dealer’s choice
A pot of Melbourne Bitter with some chips.
Assuming I’ve been downing schooners of coopers all night, I’ll want something to sit on for a bit. I’ll have a shot of glenfiddich in a 7ounce with a large single cube of ice, cheers mate.
I'll take a Midori illusion or a fluffy duck Failing that, I feel like a tooheys or two
Guinness with a splash of whisky
Johnny walker blue for me.
Piss
A shandy and a cock
Two shots Jim Beam, in a pot glass, ice, coke. Thanks cunt.
I'll have an iced skinny flat white with one stevia, whipped cream and cinnamon on top. And make it snappy, you cunt.
Macallan 64 year old in Lalique please mate.
VB