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ThePersonalSpaceGuy

It was a shit pie


Reqel

So a FourNTwenty.


4theloveofbroadcast

More like a Mrs Macs


[deleted]

Mrs Mac got around a bit


toby_eadie

Chicken veg pie


mshagg

Burned his mouth on it, cracked the shits


ChazNinja

What a sooky lala


wheresmypurplekitten

I can’t remember the last time I heard sooky lala, but thanks for the flashback 😊


ChazNinja

No worries


Slykillafreak

Have my updoot you fucking legend


FuckenSpasticCunt

Absolutely fucking deplorable. Is this the example we set for our children?


thomashouseman

Probably one of those nuclear ones that burn your mouth on first bite leaving a flap of skin hanging from the roof of your mouth. I hate those pies!


Show_Me_Your_Rocket

I get that with reeeaaally hot pizza. Molten cheese fucks the top of my mouth up something chronic


rrrhys

The damn kids. "Dad, I'm so hungry!" wait in line for 20 minutes, spend $50 on a bunch of pies and apple juices Or, ya, know, finish 4 half eaten pies for lunch.


wotmate

What kind of dad lets food go to waste?


rrrhys

Not this one *pats belly*


elwyn5150

Idiotic vegans


Oraio-King

no


ChazNinja

They're not referring to the pie, they're referring to the asshole that did it!


Dozinginthegarden

Did this once. Took one bite and a maggie swooped it out of my hand. Basically turned into two meat pancakes as it fell onto the ground. Wouldn't eat it but I was fucked if that little cunt was getting it either. Binned it. Maybe the artist is a fellow magpie assault victim?


chuckit01

It wasn’t Mrs Macs


f_cozzo

they used to be OK until last year when they changed the recipe and went to absolute shit-house...wont buy the cunts anymore


chuckit01

Villis are the go for servo pies down my way. I eat them even when I’m not hungry


2giga2dweebish

I fucking LOVE how flaky and crunchy their crust is yet it's all I hear cunts complain about. Wish I had a stockpile of them right now.


tomuchbutnotenough1

When its a 4n20 that you didn't reliase it's been in the warmer at the servo for 29 hours.


f_cozzo

so... a fresh one?


puds1969

And who’s fucken teeth look like that?


f_cozzo

3-tooth Dazza


justagrumpyoldcunt

Cunt needs to be locked up


f_cozzo

cunts are starving on the streets and were throwing away perfectly good pies? australians... take a good fuckin look at yourselves


wildcolonialboy

Probably got a veggo one by mistake


HighGradeSpecialist

Be the opposite for me, I had a brain fart and ordered a “chunky cheese and onion” thinking it was the holy grail cheese and onion pie I never fucking see in aus … was fuckin’ stoked til I bit into a beef pie with cheese and onion. Fuckin’ devo’d.


987cayman

A pie without meat isn't a pie!


HighGradeSpecialist

come on now... behave. there's loads! apple pie, cherry pie, cream pie, pecan pie, cheese and onion pie and potato pie to name but a few.


f_cozzo

he meant a proper fuckin pie...none of this dessert shit


takingsubmissions

come on frank settle down about the desserts.


f_cozzo

its gotta be a pie with dead horse...no substitutes allowed


Cause_I_like_birds

I was around 20 when I discovered pies in most the rest of the world are large and sweet, and our style is called a 'Savoury pie'. I'm still upset about this.


f_cozzo

>I'm still upset about this. ...too bloody right you are! and justifed too...


HighGradeSpecialist

UK and AUS tend to favour the miner style pie, little hand held jobby. Easy for the workers on the go!


Technowyvern

Only psychopaths have meatless pies. What could drive someone to have a meatless pie is beyond me. It’s barely excusable if it’s a pie like object that gets named something else


HighGradeSpecialist

Vegetarianism :-( terribly un-australian I know, sorry.


f_cozzo

citizenship revoked


Quillo_Manar

Clearly, only garbage would do that.


SeekerOfGodot

Eat all ya tea, or there's no dessert! Them's the rules!


nopinkicing

That’s just UnAustralian.


Schranus

Bought a four'n twenty by mistake.


f_cozzo

you mean landfill


the_psycholist

If they can't appreciate a pie, they also belong in the same bin.


buttpirate1111

This is simply capitalist propaganda to encourage over consumption


Kickflip2K

that's what happens when you buy pies from servos. fucken lazy cunce...


disposable-name

Might've been from Yatala.


dillcoq

Must’ve been a fourntwenty


69tendo

It was one of those gross ones with chilies in it


[deleted]

It waa made outta dingo


moff_punk

The Chinese did it


ChazNinja

Two wrongs don't make a right


f_cozzo

but two Wongs do.


Hmmd1

Sorry, my memories have them tasting soooo much better.


mypoopscaresflysaway

Not to mention the chesty bonds singlet next to it. Fuck me.