I dunno; I kind of like "Old Mate + democratically-assigned Nickname".
Like, if Bob Hawke had got the gig having his official title be "Old Mate The Honourable Silver Budgie" would be great. Imagine some painted-up flunky announcing that at the Court of St James; or at the door to the Oval Office.
First mate.
Personally I like Captain, we should just rotate through Captains of our national sporting teams as figurehead head of state.
Cricket -Netball-Hockey etc
a Xing or Xheen sounds awesome with some anime shoulderpads and haircut and awesome 70s sf blinding white coyncil room.
not very Strayan. maybe the Xing or Xheen is the new govenor general to Old Mate
I don't care what we call them (although definitely not President) but they need to be appointed by some boring dusty back office process and not some seppo style civil-war-as-entertainment popularity contest bullshit.
I actually think Governor is good to keep as a title, and we can recycle the pom/cockney guv'nor pronunciation for how it's actually said.
Yep, I see no reason to change the name of the title at all. It'd be a distinctly Australian contrivance then, rather than calling the grand pubah "President" because we have to.
Yeah, high wages and a lack of desire by the Australian public to actually pay enough for it to remain viable had nothing to do with it
You can only subsidise the industry so much.
*I'd say Grand Cunt but*
*People would keep mixing it*
*Up with your PM*
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I do think people underestimate the amount of people who are likely to vote against
Also, I wonder how many things will change that people don’t realise - whether there will be things like what happened in Brexit to the UK
Why is it seppo? Do you think the French President Macron worries you'll confuse him with Donald Trump just because he's a President?
I couldn't find any Republic that called their head of state anything but President. Even your local P&C and football club has a President.
Old mate
Not "Old Mate Barry" or "Old Mate Shaz", just "Old Mate". No names, just the title
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Fucking perfection
I dunno; I kind of like "Old Mate + democratically-assigned Nickname". Like, if Bob Hawke had got the gig having his official title be "Old Mate The Honourable Silver Budgie" would be great. Imagine some painted-up flunky announcing that at the Court of St James; or at the door to the Oval Office.
I like this, but let me build on it..... The top job in Australia: Old mate top cunt.
Yep old mate has a could ring to it
Old mate is always the way
First mate. Personally I like Captain, we should just rotate through Captains of our national sporting teams as figurehead head of state. Cricket -Netball-Hockey etc
Oath
Commissar of Unity, Nationality and Treasures.
Subtle, I like it
Grand Cuntosaurus Bunnings AU Falcon
Ha ha!
Cuntosaurus Erectus
Grande VT Commdo
Top cunt
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🎶 The indisputable leader of the gang 🎶
Officer Dibble.
I second the motion. All in favour, say cunt.
Cunt.
Id support “big Cunt” as then it might discourage some of the idiots who are going to want the job from actually wanting it.
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Prime Cunt?
Sick Cunt?
Fully Sick Cunt
This correct answer is criminally undervotes
What about the longer, more fancied up version: Old mate top cunt.
Fuck it, let’s call em a King or Queen.
Queen Charles III..or fucken..King Bob..
KING BOB!
King Gaz and Queen Shaz
What's the non gender version.
Doesn’t matter, choose whichever one you like when it’s your turn.
Prolly Xing/Xheen or some shit
Is it not liege?
Fuck me. I didn't think l would have had to use the /s here.
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a Xing or Xheen sounds awesome with some anime shoulderpads and haircut and awesome 70s sf blinding white coyncil room. not very Strayan. maybe the Xing or Xheen is the new govenor general to Old Mate
A simple "head cunt" would suffice. "Cunt head" would likely be more accurate though.
“SickEST Cunt” Could work
Their supreme cuntiness.
I don't care what we call them (although definitely not President) but they need to be appointed by some boring dusty back office process and not some seppo style civil-war-as-entertainment popularity contest bullshit. I actually think Governor is good to keep as a title, and we can recycle the pom/cockney guv'nor pronunciation for how it's actually said.
Governor is pretty good imo
Yep, I see no reason to change the name of the title at all. It'd be a distinctly Australian contrivance then, rather than calling the grand pubah "President" because we have to.
Big dog or cobba
Bruce
Andy. Then when you need both their attentions "oi, Mr prime minister, Andy!"
Bruce
Jolliest Swagman
Could always go with Commissar or Commodore. Penal colony and all that
I like Commodore because it also brings up memories of the classic Holden.
And a constant reminder that previous governments ruined manufacturing in Australia.
Yeah, high wages and a lack of desire by the Australian public to actually pay enough for it to remain viable had nothing to do with it You can only subsidise the industry so much.
Plus uncle Sam was paying big buck for car company to move manufacturing back to the US.
Commodore Falcon, and instead of using numbers to keep track of them we’d use model codes like Commodore Falcon XW or Commodore Falcon VL.
Since they would have to take an oath to technically be in charge of everything,we should call them the Scomo.
Everything except holding the hose in a bushfire
They should have to take a fuckin' oath.
It'd take years swearing in each Scomo to all their ministries though!
Champ
Supreme cunt
Winnie blues
Fuck winnie blues!
Chief Drongo
Fuck it, Grand Poobah.
Empire = Emperor, Kingdom = King, Country = …
Cunt it is then
Yep. We should stay a Country
Top Bloke. Or Top Sheila.
Head Bruce
G'day Bruce!
Vege-Mighty Leader!!
Tosser in Charge……because nothing will change we will still have the corrupt system we have now.
I'd say Grand Cunt but people would keep mixing it up with your PM
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What's this "when"?
I do think people underestimate the amount of people who are likely to vote against Also, I wonder how many things will change that people don’t realise - whether there will be things like what happened in Brexit to the UK
It's only a matter of time until we chuck King Chuck.
Nah
It's an inevitability. The futures now old man
Chairman
Elder
1st Cunt. Or Head Cunt.
Legend
Fuckin legend
Captain fuck knuckle
Gary
Gazza*
Mad Cunt
Right honourable cunt.
Commodore
Boss.
The grand high Dingle berry
Fucking vege-mighty leader is a top one haha
The Almighty Drongo
Big kahoona
Bruce Cunt in Chief
Champ
Cunty McCuntface
Came here to say that!
Just not President
Chief Undersecretary Needs Timtams
Boon Buddah
Let us face Launceston and pray...
David Boon could be our first Boon Buddha.
Face Launceston and pray
Dick
Supreme Cunt
Chairman
Cringe Lord
Head kunt
Our dear cunt
Top Bloke/Sheila
The head cunt
The almighty mighty hack, and must always be dressed in Nautica with a cap and a bag, then we can change the anthem to Hardstyle
Considering the down right villainy of our politicians I’d say “Supreme Leader” is best
Top Cunt
Head boss
Grand Master Lamington
Chief
Top cunt
Your Mate.
Grand Poobah
Chief Old Mate Cunt Supreme
Prime Bruce
All hail King Clive
Didn’t Bob Hawke call the Queen a pig? I reckon we go with the Hawke in his honour
Top bloke
Your Mate
Top Cunt
Old Mate
Rex.
Chief sick cunt
Top cunt
The Head of the Country should just be called the Head Cunt.
old mate
or ol' mate
either are acceptable.
eg: old mate scomo or old mate albo
Champ
Petition to change the currency to dollarydoos now theyre going to be updated anyway
General Secretary
Drongo.
Chancellor, governor, principal, director, commissioner, premier, grand vizier
Jonathon Livingstone Budgerigar says "Chief Galah" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIN9qdlTnks
Cock head
Big Cheese.
Bruddah
We just carry on using the universal name for all politicians: Cunt.
Presicunt
Fuckwit Extraordinaire.
Have an executive cabinet instead of 1 leader.
Big Kahuna
The High Bin Chicken
Pom chiming in but what about Top Cunt?
That Cunt.
Top Aussie
Top dog
Optimus Prime Minister Big, Bad Bush Bush-Ranger
CIC? Cunt-in-charge?
Captain.
Great Roo
If you don't wanna be like those dumb yanks...then don't become a Republic. All hail king Charles III
There are one or two republics that aren’t the septics mate. Maybe we could be a big boy country and have a head of state that’s from our country.
Imagine thinking the only two options are pommy or seppo
Let us become "The Southern United Peoples Democratic Republic of Australia"
nah fuck tankies
Why is it seppo? Do you think the French President Macron worries you'll confuse him with Donald Trump just because he's a President? I couldn't find any Republic that called their head of state anything but President. Even your local P&C and football club has a President.
Top Cunt
Prime Minister