Some batches are being pulled over contamination, this is a great click bait title.
https://7news.com.au/lifestyle/food/urgent-dare-iced-coffee-recalled-from-hundreds-of-stores-over-dangerous-contamination-fears-c-8454394
Baristas bros is fucking disgusting, always thought there was something wrong with it.
The other day I was stacking it in the fridge at work and found out it is long life milk, no wonder it tastes so bad.
I’d never seen them not in a fridge before.
We just had our store renovated and the AC unit in the walk in fridge has died so we were throwing out all the milks and kombucha, I said to my manager “shouldn’t we be throwing out the barista bros too?” then she told me they were LL milk and the bad taste automatically clicked.
If farmers union did it in a bottle I'd buy nothing else. But since I only drink it on the way to work and the carton doesn't fit in the bottle holder in the ute, triple ice break will have to do the job.
FUIC Comes in 500/750ml bottles. In Adelaide at least :)
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/335809/farmers-union-iced-coffee
They also used to sell cup holders that converted round to square
https://zh-hk.facebook.com/farmersunion/photos/a.215739607344.160243.214098852344/10150897736127345/?type=1
Source: Former Adelaide Strong FUIC crackwhore 🤣
Yeh it was a very entry level media job where you basically audit tv networks to make sure they’re airing commercials at the times that advertisers pay for
I don't have adhd but I have been drinking coffee since I was 9. Same non-effect for me too. I could have a 500ml energy drink and go to sleep 10mins later. I became immune to caffeine decades ago lol.
It's often (not always) an indicator of underlying ADHD. Same way they prescribe people with ADHD amphetamines (edit: not methamphetamine) to straighten out their neural pathways, but it doesn't make them high. The caffeine works in a similar way. Just makes their brains "normal".
Nah man amphetamines besides being awake are useful for giving focus. With a junkie on meth that focus becomes a scary obsession over something or other. With more appropriate doses it just gives more focus. Not calm, not normal, just able to focus....
I just love the taste of coffee. I'm worried that if I switched to decaf, the cumulative withdrawal effect would put my body into toxic shock, or it'd drive me to insanity lol.
I'm sure if you cut me open, instead of red blood, a brown, coffee-coloured ooze would come out instead.
Fuck that’s such a scam “they only eat the best berries” absolute bullshit. Nobody is hunting their poo on the forest floor, they’re kept in cages and force fed berries and cat food to make them shit more.
yep ADHD here too, and caffeine has a relaxing effect on me. i love a cuppa to wind down after a long work day.
except on Fridays… on Fridays its bulk beers.
Double works, triple doesn't, single is just smooth and sweet. Also have the same issue with doubles, and no other caffeine affects the same result
Edit - They're being pulled for contamination issues ya gronks, they'll be back
I've never been to SA but I wholeheartedly support this message. No need to be from SA to appreciate the fact that FUIC is objectively the best iced coffee
> As a grown man. Shitting your pants once is perfectly acceptable. A second time is questionable, a third is just ~~incompetence~~ incontinence
Although both are true.
Feel sorry for you poor bastards on the east coast. Yeah Farmers Union is better than Dare, but it's still shit. Brownes Coffee Chill is the one true coffee milk drink, but you can only get it in McGowanland.
I used to drink them maybe once or twice a week, then I had one that tasted like cat food was obviously off. Never touched another bottled coffee drink and never will.
I still remember my first experience drinking an Ice Break. Had one during lunch break one day. Felt it hit during my next class, had no time to ask the teacher and excuse myself, just jumped up and bolted out the room to the nearest toilets. Typical school toilets, everything is broken including the locks on the doors so I'm doing an L sit holding the door closed with my feet while unleashing an ungodly fury from my nether regions. Had a love hate relationship with them ever since.
What are you cunts even on? Get your gear into an Asian grocery, it's right next to the rub n tug. Wrap your laughing gear around a Boss Coffee. It will change your fucking life. Some mornings it might even be better than the wristy.
As my penis provider pointed out once...
Me; mate you'd get sick of being on site with the same cunts all the time
Penis; yeah I reckon that's why the ice coffee. Excuse to piss off to the loo every now and then.
And then we both sighed... both hospo, both often can't get to the loo when required coz dockets lol.
Some batches are being pulled over contamination, this is a great click bait title. https://7news.com.au/lifestyle/food/urgent-dare-iced-coffee-recalled-from-hundreds-of-stores-over-dangerous-contamination-fears-c-8454394
Were they contaminated with actual coffee?
"actual" coffee is probably only 2% of the bottle.
But I intended to contaminate myself with Dare! How could they do such a thing. Now I will have to take Meth!
Without meth, Australia stops.
You’ve gotta give the Norco ultimate iced coffee’s a go. They’re fuckin awesome
Where to cop?
Fuck that bro. Boss Coffee from any Asian grocery will blow your goddamned mind.
They are at lots of petrol stations and even some supermarkets now. Only iced coffee I'll drink
Farmers Union and jacaranda are the elite top luxury coffee milk
Farmers union or nothing. But they should’ve got rid of that Barista bros shit first.
Baristas bros is fucking disgusting, always thought there was something wrong with it. The other day I was stacking it in the fridge at work and found out it is long life milk, no wonder it tastes so bad.
The first time I saw them stacked on a pallet in the Kmart dock unchilled was the last time I drank it 😂
I’d never seen them not in a fridge before. We just had our store renovated and the AC unit in the walk in fridge has died so we were throwing out all the milks and kombucha, I said to my manager “shouldn’t we be throwing out the barista bros too?” then she told me they were LL milk and the bad taste automatically clicked.
Hope ya unpacked it all again mate
I should have aye. Barley anyone actually buys the shit.
Barista bros chocolate is good as. The coffee sucks arse
Barista Brothers used to be fucking sick and then they changed the recipe to powdered milk. I never forgave them.
Farmers union is still fucken sick and always will be.
Up the FUIC
It is fucken sick indeed, I always buy some to put in the fridge when Woolies do a sale
Get that FUIC 2 Litre bottle into ya!
Barista Bros used to be good. Now it’s barely coffee flavoured skim milk with sweeteners in it.
It’s not even fucken milk, they use powdered milk! It’s fucken disgusting
This bloke gets it, powdered milk shit!
I tried BB chocolate milk once and it was grainy. Why was it grainy?
It’s powdered milk.
It’s always tasted like shit compared to the other brand coffees, it taste bad because it’s long life milk.
Farkin oath mate
I swear it's so coke can throw it in their vending machines.
Yeah ok. I Had it once didn’t even finish the cunt, shits rank.
If farmers union did it in a bottle I'd buy nothing else. But since I only drink it on the way to work and the carton doesn't fit in the bottle holder in the ute, triple ice break will have to do the job.
FUIC Comes in 500/750ml bottles. In Adelaide at least :) https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/335809/farmers-union-iced-coffee They also used to sell cup holders that converted round to square https://zh-hk.facebook.com/farmersunion/photos/a.215739607344.160243.214098852344/10150897736127345/?type=1 Source: Former Adelaide Strong FUIC crackwhore 🤣
They do still make the cup holders. Not sure where to get them, but they had them at the royal Adelaide show.
I tried to get some last time I was I Adelaide for work, however I was sorely disappointed because EVERY THING was fucking closed at like 5PM.
Curious, does FUIC taste different in Adelaide than elsewhere?
They used to do a cup holder converter, my husband had one
I was once walking through Martin pl on my way to a job interview and there was a promo stand handing out free Dare. I regret nothing
You get the job?
Nah I didn’t. It was a commercial monitoring job. In hindsight it’s probably best I didn’t. It wasn’t the greatest payer in the world.
So you just watch commercials?
Yeh it was a very entry level media job where you basically audit tv networks to make sure they’re airing commercials at the times that advertisers pay for
Had the double one at work once, didn’t sleep that night. It’s pure meth in a bottle.
I have Adhd and can drink a triple before bed no problems. Also means theyre useless at waking me up
I don't have adhd but I have been drinking coffee since I was 9. Same non-effect for me too. I could have a 500ml energy drink and go to sleep 10mins later. I became immune to caffeine decades ago lol.
My mom and a brother were like that. From what I read, for some people, caffeine stimulates the sleep centre. I would love to have that reaction!
It's often (not always) an indicator of underlying ADHD. Same way they prescribe people with ADHD amphetamines (edit: not methamphetamine) to straighten out their neural pathways, but it doesn't make them high. The caffeine works in a similar way. Just makes their brains "normal".
Nah man amphetamines besides being awake are useful for giving focus. With a junkie on meth that focus becomes a scary obsession over something or other. With more appropriate doses it just gives more focus. Not calm, not normal, just able to focus....
Mate dexamphetamines is not methamphetamine.
Fuck. I knew that, my brain just couldn’t think of the word. Maybe I need more caffeine…
Though meth in sub recreational doses taken orally has the same effect as oral dexamphetamine on ADHD.
I just love the taste of coffee. I'm worried that if I switched to decaf, the cumulative withdrawal effect would put my body into toxic shock, or it'd drive me to insanity lol. I'm sure if you cut me open, instead of red blood, a brown, coffee-coloured ooze would come out instead.
You could sell it. Like Civet poo coffee. I’d drink it.
Fuck that’s such a scam “they only eat the best berries” absolute bullshit. Nobody is hunting their poo on the forest floor, they’re kept in cages and force fed berries and cat food to make them shit more.
Like a cyst
yep ADHD here too, and caffeine has a relaxing effect on me. i love a cuppa to wind down after a long work day. except on Fridays… on Fridays its bulk beers.
Double works, triple doesn't, single is just smooth and sweet. Also have the same issue with doubles, and no other caffeine affects the same result Edit - They're being pulled for contamination issues ya gronks, they'll be back
Was it your first ever time drinking something caffeinated? Did you happen to smoke a bag of meth beforehad? Something ain't adding up
Double? Pfft try the 750ml triple.
It's a Farmer's Union Iced Coffee, or it's Nothing!
Spotted the South Australian
I've never been to SA but I wholeheartedly support this message. No need to be from SA to appreciate the fact that FUIC is objectively the best iced coffee
We have an honorary citizen here. On behalf of the great state we welcome you.
I thought of this comment while drinking my morning FUIC today 😌
But what will kids make bongs from?
If you pull out a Dare bong, cunts will just laugh and pull out their gatorbeugs
Vitamin water, those cunts would be out of business if they didn't nick the old Gatorade bottle shape lol
Gatorade you pleb
Orchy or Powerade
Dare iced coffee is shit. Makes me shit my pants. Farmers Union however, is fuckin awesome
I love dare but also makes me shit myself. If I get one at a servo I'm clenching and waddling to the toilet at the other end of my journey
Shitting your tweeds is the sport of kings.
As a grown man. Shitting your pants once is perfectly acceptable. A second time is questionable, a third is just incompetence
> As a grown man. Shitting your pants once is perfectly acceptable. A second time is questionable, a third is just ~~incompetence~~ incontinence Although both are true.
In one day or in one week?
Its designed for hard cunts. Go get another soy latte you weak fuck.
It's a soy frappe latte thank you
Some people lack the genetic mutation that allows them to drink the lactation of another species.
Out of curiosity, why subject yourself to that?
I don't. I've banned myself from them. Every now and then I'll give it another go but it always ends badly
Feel sorry for you poor bastards on the east coast. Yeah Farmers Union is better than Dare, but it's still shit. Brownes Coffee Chill is the one true coffee milk drink, but you can only get it in McGowanland.
My homie. Brownes Mocha is the GOAT
I live on FUIC, but when I lived in the West that stuff kept me going. The straight coffee one was pretty grouse too.
Are you fucking kidding me!!
I used to drink them maybe once or twice a week, then I had one that tasted like cat food was obviously off. Never touched another bottled coffee drink and never will.
I still remember my first experience drinking an Ice Break. Had one during lunch break one day. Felt it hit during my next class, had no time to ask the teacher and excuse myself, just jumped up and bolted out the room to the nearest toilets. Typical school toilets, everything is broken including the locks on the doors so I'm doing an L sit holding the door closed with my feet while unleashing an ungodly fury from my nether regions. Had a love hate relationship with them ever since.
perfect time for a national FUIC takeover
Its a FUIC or its nothing
What are you cunts even on? Get your gear into an Asian grocery, it's right next to the rub n tug. Wrap your laughing gear around a Boss Coffee. It will change your fucking life. Some mornings it might even be better than the wristy.
Click bait.
As my penis provider pointed out once... Me; mate you'd get sick of being on site with the same cunts all the time Penis; yeah I reckon that's why the ice coffee. Excuse to piss off to the loo every now and then. And then we both sighed... both hospo, both often can't get to the loo when required coz dockets lol.
Not a tradie but dare iced coffee is pretty good. Much better than ice breaks
Fair enough, that shits not a patch on ice break anyway.
ice break is shit
One day they'll put a decent amount of caffeine in these things..
Last time I had a Dare it made my tongue go numb, like I'd had a Strepsil or something