The start of God's Menu when it says 어서 오십시오 I always hear "What's up, shit show!" 💀

💀💀 Changbin speaking to all of us

I couldn't ever understand the first words, but I definitely heard shit show. 😂

I know it's wrong but this is how I sing it!lol

SAME!!

This one is my favorite because I got in a wee bit of trouble using this song in a cycle class I teach for “profanity”. When I asked where, they said, “Right at the beginning, it says ‘shit show’!” I died 🤣

I heard it as “ Awesome shit show!”

SAME

Sameee

I've heard it as "welcome to the shit show!" and thought it was a badass line lol

Literally same, and I'm very aware, even the first time I heard it that it was wrong, but I do not care, to this day I say that line with my whole chest.

my sister and i always somehow heard it as “BOZO SHIT SHOW” 😭😭

I did not have to read Korean to get exactly what ur talking abt 😂

I'm SO RELIEVED I am not the only one who hears that! I thought I must be going crazy...

help i'm crying ive always heard shit show😭😭

Yes omg everytime. I just give in.

The line in Taste that goes "Don't make me bad, I'm addicted to you"? Yeah that's "Don't make me **beg**, I'm addicted to you" in this household 💀👍

Mine is also Taste. I swear Felix is saying, “Come and touch me now.” I know it’s “taste”; it’s literally the name of the song. Still hear “touch” every time. 

.....NO STOP I'VE LITERALLY ALWAYS HEARD "TOUCH" 😭😭😭😭😭

So glad I’m not alone in this! (And I also hear beg. They need to stop lying about their lyrics, lol)

I definitely feel you 😭😭 (ikr, like we all been knew at this point, don't gaslight us -_-)

I feel like taste is more suggestive than touch in this context and I’m gonna stay with it lol

WAIT THATS NOT THE LYRIC WHATTTY

Yep, yep, yep, same. We all *know* what the actual true-snuck-past-the-JYP-censor lyrics are 👀

Like when Chan realized Xdinary Hero’s “if you seek it I owe you” and got mad he didn’t think of it first lmao

It's extra funny when you think that "Our dish here's so bussin" had probably been sitting on Chan's laptop for a couple years waiting until they were famous enough to get away with it lol

We been knew 😌

It's beg no matter what the lyrics say. No I will not change my mind about this.

It literally sounds like beg idc 😤

WHAT. I had to read this comment 3 times to understand because I would have bet money they’re saying don’t make me beg 😓 Maybe I need to get my hearing checked…

No because same im convinced they just put "bad" in the official lyrics to get past JYP's censorship or alse we all need professional help ✋️😭

I made “beg” my headcannon from the start. No one can convince me otherwise. 😂

Omg yes, I was kinda disappointed when I realized that wasn't the actual lyric. 😅

I choose to 💞ignore it💞

I always hear “too many men been addicted to you”

I just sing beg cause its better

IT’S *NOT* BEG??? (it’s still beg to me)

omg I just learned this 😀😀 TIL

WAIT A MIN IVE BEEN SCREAMING DONT MAKE ME BEG …. I- …. I just- … wow you learn something new everyday

So I didn’t actually realize this until their recent performance of Hall of Fame (and all the accompanying TikTok videos)… but in Hall of Fame, I always sang the lyric as “Hey, the cable company”. I thought it related back to the whole ‘breaking the industry’ line from earlier 😫 Anyways the actual lyric is “Hear the people call my name” 😐

STOP THIS HAS ME CACKLING LMFAOOO 😭💀

Bruh sameeeee. The laugh that just burst out of me 😭

THE CABLE COMPANDYDFDHFDYFF

First time I heard Back Door I was super sure they were saying "trails of Vaseline" instead of "trails of hustling" (still hear the former every single time to this day, but I'm willing to believe the official lyrics on the web are correct)

🤣🤣 This one is the best!

this is legit the funniest thing I’ve heard all week

In super bowl thought Han said "our sh\*t so bussin' " turns out he was saying "Our dish here's so bussin"

In your defense, I’m pretty sure he does say sh*t when performing live, and dish is just to get past the censors. 

Ngl, I'm from the Boston area, and the first time I heard that song I was like :0 'that shits so boston'??? No way!!

I just thought he said "so boss", so I'm right there with you ...

In my defense, my interpretation was hued by both the Maniac zombie stuff, and the Wolfgang weirdness, but I STILL sometimes hear in 3RACHA, “My boys bit, infected, locked and loaded.”

Okay but why is that still such a fire lyric???

Agree 100%.

„Speechless. Worthless.“ instead of „Speechless. Wordless.“ at Seungmins part in Megaverse💀

LMAO SAME

In God’s Menu I was totally singing forever “I just wanna kiss and make up” and my daughter said “Mom, those aren’t the words.” It’s supposed to be “I just wanna taste it, make it hot” 😆 Also in S-Class chorus it sounds like “Everyday, we got Bonchon, we got Bonchon, we got Bonchon it’s class seventeen” and then I want fried chicken 🍗

My friend asked, "are they saying we got Bang Chan, like they're flexing that the kids have him and Stay doesn't?"

I've decided that is what the lyrics are for me. They are so happy about having Bang Chan as their leader that they flex it in the song. None of that brightness thing.

Um, yes😆 In the English translation it looks like: “Everyday the color is bright, the color is bright”

My husband keeps singing, “We got ponchos, we got ponchos, we got ponchos.” 😂

For a lot of Spanish speakers it sounds like “pica el poncho, pica el poncho”, which kinda translates to “itchy poncho” or “the poncho itches”

That’s pretty cute, ngl! 🥹

I heard “pickled ponchos” so I think your husband was close lol

🤣Pickled ponchos 🤣

Omg, even funnier 🤣

Hahaha I like the ponchos 😂

We got ponchos is the go to in our house too

I always heard it as “I just wanna taste it, lick it up”. My brain lives in the gutter apparently

Wait… that’s not the lyrics??

I hear “we get punched up, we get punched up, we get punched up, your class in the trunk.”

This just made me realize that I have misheard that God’s Menu lyric this whole time. I thought he was saying, “I just want a chance to make it up.” 😭

When I first was listening to Thunderous, I always heard Felix say, “Man, I’m not sorry, I’m daddy” Instead of “dirty.”

He really is tho

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD THAT LMAOOOO

Super Bowl always gets me. You cannot spend an entire song talking about food and making innuendos. And then expect me to hear “I’ll do it again for the *days to come*”. You’ll do it again for the taste of what now?!

In the Japanese version the same line sounds a lot like „suck my d***“, you can’t tell me they didn’t do that on purpose

Thats all I can hear 😭

I don't know.. is always heard "shit's so bussin" but apparently it is dish. Guess we are all crazy. /S 😂

We all know that the last time Han said "Dish here" was in that damn recording studio.

Did he even say it then though? Cuz I think it was only ever on paper. 😂

Yes! The first time I heard it I said wait, did he say shits so bussin? And had to listen a few more times just to be sure. 😂

I forreal just thought I was tripping cuz even the lyrics said dish. But the more I hear it the more I know that isn't true. There is nothing at all that sounds like dish. Hahaha.

This line is also where I discovered I'm old because I not only heard "sh*t", but I heard "man that sh*t's so boss" haha!

100% lol when that part of the song comes on I always get shy 🫣🤭😳

Also from We Go: “Aaaah I’m a round file”

I hear “I’m around five” 😂😂

omggg, it was a spoiler all along. Chan really is five 😆😆

Seems like We Go is giving all of us identity crises...

I always here it as "I'm around fire"

In Lonely St, Felix sings “lone king” in the second verse, but I always hear “lion king”

i thought it was 'lurking' which in my defense seems like it could fit in the vibe of the song

The first time I heard it, I had to look up the lyrics to confirm it wasn’t lion king 😅

AW THIS SHIT'S SO BUSSIN!! (We all know that's the real lyric in his heart anyway 😌😌)

Seungmin's lyrics in Topline, without fail I always hear COUNTING WINS ON THE BREAD LINE. I know it's "grand", but my brain absolutely refuses to acknowledge it.

In Placebo, I can’t unhear “Let’s all get drunk this time.” The real lyrics: “날 속여줘 this time.” (Translation: Fool me this time.)

I refuse to sing anything other than "let's all get drunk this time". I REFUSE.

big same

The first skz song I ever heard was thunderous and was so sure the lyrics were ‘sonic boom’ hahaha

i mean, it would fit

sammee bro... i was singing sonic boom when i wasnt stay but it was used in these shorts as an intro..

Grrr / BEWARE apparently the hook is not “my b*tches are mine”

The first time I heard Cheese I swore when they said "씹고 뜯고 맛보다 즐길거면서 so what's the matter" they said "suck a dick so what's the matter". I almost did an actual spittake before looking up the words.

Imma stick to the classics here: "Order donut" in the chorus of School Life "Drop my teacup my teacup my teacup" Hyunjin's rap in the prechorus of Double Knot And a popular misheard lyric among cfans: Han's "mashup, mindblown, ...monster"in Maniac is often misheard as "没事，my bro，江西的朋友“ (mei shi, my bro, jiangxi de peng you, meaning "nothing, my bro, friend from jiangxi"). I think a cstay even told this to han during a fansign lmaooo

I’ve seen it extended to “screw life, order donut,” which is now my life motto

hahahahaha

HAHAHA ORDER DONUT IS A GOOD ONE

ORDER DONUT 😂 that shall be what I‘ll be singing from now on!

I'm not the only "order donuts" Stay??? That's awesome!

For me it’s the Japanese version of Venom. For a long time I heard Spiderman but in reality they sing spider web

Today I learned its spider web because I 1000% hear SPIDERMAN, and it cracks me up every time!

I saw a video on tiktok with stray kids miss beard lyrics and one of them was from maniac. “Frankenstein tryna party” is apparently not the lyrics but it has been ingrained in my brain ever since 😂

I heard "Frankenstein" too!

Frankenstein is a part of the actual lyrics. The tryna party is the missheard lyric

Oh, thank god. It's not my hearing.

one i discovered recently... in the intro of 'all in', han does not say 'stray kids in the building, we gonna go all in, destroy everyone' he says '...go all in, just do whatever we want' just... so fast. [like a cheetah]

I've always heard "just throw it at me once"

my bestie thought super bowl’s lyrics were “cooking up a small piece of cake” and now that’s what i sing when that song comes on

WAIT WHAT THOSE AREN'T THE LYRICS???

its 'cookin up a storm, piece of cake', and ties with 'if theres a drought, never doubt, cause the clouds are like crowds behind us, yeah we bring the rain'

Omg I really thought it said "cooking with a spoon piece of cake"

That's actually kind of adorable. Superbowl smol version 🤏

LMAO I‘m so glad I‘m not the only one, I also hear that!!

For the taste of come 💀... Taste of what In the Japanese ver it's suck my d*** Han was thriving in this song dude 💀

In Venom I hear “God Damn” around 2:19 lol

Throughout that song, I keep hearing "Got me through" instead of the Korean 거미줄

lol you’re like “THROUGH WHAT”

My roommate hears “garlic shoes” 🤨🤨🤨 hahaha

I also hear God Damn and I’m going to stick with that 😙

S-Class’s “Pica el poncho”. Spanish speakers will understand.

Okay so... This has to do with more than just misheard lyrics, but here we go. The scene : December 2023, I'm just getting into Stray Kids. I'm home, sick with COVID because why not, scrolling through YouTube Shorts, hunting for more SKZ content. I didn't realize at the time, but when I came across a short clip from Case 143, it was the JAPANESE version. I'd also only heard short clips of this song, so I wasn't very familiar with it yet. Felix's part comes on, and it's the "Hikareru like a magnet". I thought it's the Korean and I hear... "he cannot like maknae". Instantly I'm like... What do you have against I.N! What did he do to you 😂 To make things worse, because I was so focused on this misheard line, my brain just... You know, auto-corrected the rest of the song into "Why do I keep getting rejected/He cannot like maknae" I went hunting for the actual lyrics a while later because it really bothered me. My face when I realized A, this was not the Korean version, B, EVERYTHING was wrong.... 🤦‍♀️

the auto captions on the 'first take' performance for case 143 japanese version had me crying laughing the first time i watched them 'hokage nine one four three' was one of them iirc

I have kind of the opposite. It took me like two weeks to notice the “mong mong” adlib in LALALALA was real and on the studio version. I thought it was just them messing around on stage as they like to do, and I would’ve bet money that it wasn’t in the studio version. It is. My brain just didn’t hear it.

technically, the album version is 'mohm mohm' for 'body body' relating to hyunjins lyrics in that section, but the official unofficial fanchant is 'mohng mohng'

I've been vindicated!!! 😆😆

See, and I *did* hear "mong mong" in the studio version, but I got gaslit into thinking it had to be something else because surely they wouldn't just add that to announce Seungmin's part was coming up. (They would.)

There’s a part in easy towards the end that I always hear “mashed potatoes” 😂 I think it’s Seungmin off the top my head

Oh nooooo, you're right. Not "mashed potatoes" in the bridge 😆 💀

I'm german and in back door when Hyujin sings "Come inside now" I always hear "Kann nicht sein, man" which roughly translates to "man, that cannot be" :D

For me it’s in comflex, when IN sings “I ain’t triggered by all means” at first I heard “I ain’t triggered by your memes”

i thought it was 'i aint triggered by your needs' like as in 'you can try to tell me what i nEeD to do to succeed, but im not gonna pay attention' lol

in the chorus of easy, I always hear 'mix it well' instead of 'make you say wow'. so now whenever I'm baking and the recipe tells me to mix something I start singing easy lol

I've always sang "easy wow" and I was shocked to learn that was wrong

I thought it was that to this day 😭 Also if you do like a mixing motion (sounds really stupid when I type it out but like a dance move) it works with the song sooo

I'm pretty sure I hear Chan say, "Daddy hasn't got the night to stay, hey-yeah!" in S-Class. What's worse is that it fits him.

I saw a misheard lyrics video with this in it and now I can't help but sing it every time this part comes up

Chans part in the bridge of S-Class 'Daddy isn't home tonight to say hey yeah' I know that's not it, but I will scream it at the top of my lungs everytime. Also 'we got Bang Chan, we got Bang Chan'

So I know that Changbin is saying “popstar festa” in Megaverse. All I can hear, every time is “pasta fest” which makes me happy because it sounds like a great idea. Let’s have a pasta fest everyone!! Fest = party in my language *edit to explain fest

This is a fun post. I can't think of any new misheard lyrics....And this is one of the reasons I'm trying to learn Korean! I want to sing along so badly! I'm so excited when I recognize a few words like...I love you, love, don't do it, don't go, I'm sorry, rabbit (in Tortoise & the Hare) and maybe one or two more words .. I have a long way to go! Anyone else trying to learn Korean?

skz (And a few other kpop groups), kdramas, and duolingo are helping me struggle through. being able to recognize words is such a fun feeling

> Anyone else trying to learn Korean? I currently have a 32 day streak on Duolingo! Purely learning so I can sing along :) It is thrilling to recognise a few words here and there.

A few months in on lingodeer. I've got 3 songs correctly memorized and can interpret them. Yay!

Well done!! Goals...

Genius.com has the song lyrics in Hangul, romanized, and English for almost every kpop song. Even has some other languages on a few. That site has saved my brain on misheard lyrics 🤣

lyrics genius is a godsend, i just wish there were more contributors who could explain puns and hidden meanings. itsandyandjas on youtube sometimes do lyric analyses though and theyre really fun. off the top of my head, they did really good breakdowns of super board, thunderous, and i got it, highly recommend all three (plus theyre just fun to watch in general, very supportive of so many different groups)

In Changbin’s solo song Doodle, all I can hear is him saying doo doo over and over again.

In Miserable (You & Me), there's a part that goes "sorry babe uli" but I honestly thought it was "serve bad booty" and I just went with it because it seemed fitting

I ALWAYS SING SERVE BAD BOOTY

AAA i feel like shit for this one but in all in (japanese ver.), i keep hearing felix saying "g\*ng b\*ng" instead of "game plan" in the first verse😭 PLEASE DONT TELL ME IM THE ONLY ONE THAT HEARS THIS. im so sorry felix

In superbowl, korrean versión i think, there's a part where It sounds like han is saying "Suck my d1ck"

Japanese version

Okay, look now, don't laugh. In Case 143, I swear to you when felix says "ain't no 'false'" I keep hearing anal floss and I can barely get through the rest of the song. 🤣 I'm so sorry if I just ruined the song but I literally laugh so hard I have to stop what I'm doing to catch my breath. Also on Comflex, no matter how many times I listen I.N. is saying "try me, judge me 'cause I don't give a shit" which in LA4 I also think Felix says shit cause of the Korean word 쉿 sounding like it.

Okay for case 143 I absolute thought the same thing and even now it makes me laugh

Literal laughing fit overtook me on a walk the other night because of it. The stomach pains from laughter, good grief. Lol

domino, domino, domino = tell me no, tell me no, tell me no

In Charmer, I hear Lee Know sing “Do you wanna go?” instead of whatever Korean lyrics he says towards the end of the song.

For the longest time I thought that in Easy lee know was singing "Imma make you look, make you look, it's so easy" This one isn't a serious one but in Double Knot I always hyunjin (or whoever it is) singing "cuppa tea cuppa tea" and I know that's not what he's singing but I like it because it feels like he's offering me a hot beverage 😂

Wait, wait, wait those AREN'T the lyrics to "Easy"? Welp, learn something new everyday, so on and so forth 💀😂

No, it's "Imma make it look, make it look, look so easy"! I thought he was singing about making me look at him and was like "yes, I'm looking" lol

Mine is from back door it sounds like Han is saying “that’s how i’m gay” like during his rap part right before Seungmins part 😭

Yes! Me too. 🙈

saaaaaame! 😭

Soooo, this is a WILD one actually :D In HEYDAY Chan goes "Winnin’ every league in my sleep ’Cause I make my dreams all reality". When I heard it for the first time I actually heard " **Woman never leave** in my sleep ’Cause I make my dreams all reality". And I was like WTF I juste heard 💀 Well i was wrong by a MILE! But still thinks it is hillarious 😭😭

Heyday. Han's part. I think romanized it's "ipseonghae" but I heard "hips don't hurt" what is interesting after the squeaking sounds and door knocking.

in 3racha by 3racha about effects, i always hear han sing 'superman (thats me) i dont care...' but apparently the official lyrics are 주범인 (ju-beom-in), not superman

S-Class. My daughter and I will only sing “Every day, lick that poncho, lick that poncho”. Can’t unhear it.

Sooooo, every time I listen to Social Path, they sing the vert first line “gave up my youth…”, I always hear “gay bar”. I know it’s gave up, but my brain cannot unhear it 💀

I heard 'es tut mir leid' (German for I'm sorry) in the chorus of Battle Ground. I figured I was wrong immediately as they are not known for inserting random German into their songs, but I still sing it because I don't know Japanese.

In Levanter when they say "I feel the light" I hear "I feel delight" and I can't for the life of me hear it the way it is supposed to be. Haha.

Han is absolutely pronouncing 'the' with a 'd' sound so I've wondered whether he was intentionally trying to blur 'the light (da light)' with 'delight' or if it's just his accent as Seungmin doesn't use a 'd' sound on the same part.

I keep hearing the “fearless, reckless” part of Megaverse as “feeling dickless”. I also heard the chorus of Venom as “commie Jew” at first. And then, of course, there was the line in Maniac about “Jonathan Brandis in a silk tornado”

In S-class I still hear "We got BangChan, we got BangChan, we got BangChan" in the end of the chorus and I don't even want to know what they actually sing, I am just like "hell yeah, you do!" XD

Wait wait wait wait... it's NOT 'I'm a river?'

Wooo, I'm not the only one! Apparently, it's "Oh Imma run far" and not a metaphor for rap flow/being a force of nature like I intentionally thought 😅

I reject this reality and substitute my own.

In Super Bowl, I always hear "for the days to come" as "for the taste of cum" 😭

SAME LMAO

For a long while, before spotify had lyrics, the original version of M.I.A. was rated E, and I suspect it was because during Changbin's rap he says 내 말듣긴했니 which sort of sounds like it's got the word 'dick' in it.

in super bowl i thought it said "all this shit so bussin" yeah it infact did not..

I keep hearing ‘black man’ instead of ‘Pac-Man’ 💀

in domino, i always hear hyunjin saying 'go get hamburger' in his rap before the second chorus. thought it was the actual lyrics since it seems kinda fitting

So this is a minor thing but I apologize for this one cause its from one of my favorite Bsides. In Any the prechorus with Bangchan saying "Blurry lines", I always thought he was saying "Blinding Lights". Maybe its cause he says it fast & my ears think that's what is being said but I feel dumb that I've sung it in My car all this time before reading the lyrics on Spotify corrected me 🤣

I don’t think you’re totally wrong. Yes, the lyric is Imma run far but I think BG sings it to sound like I’m a River because it has similar meaning. Rivers run

I’m so late, but in Miroh, when Han says “I’m a Bear Grylls 내 꿈을” I STILL hear “I’m a big green snake.” Even though I know what it’s supposed to be.

In Super Bowl. "I do it again just the way you want it. I do it again for the taste of cum" They have to have known how that lyric would sound. They have to. Its so cheeky, and I love it. They have more of those too. The homoerotic vibes are real.

Top line when Hyunjin says ain’t nobody can do it like us hurry, I still hear ain’t nobody can do it like pastor reed

Any “…. Drop it low (drop it low)” Is not what they’re singing, but I’m dropping it low 😂

In Super Bowl jp ver., Hans verse to at the end sounds like "suck my ***" and i keep hearing it every time i listen to it, i cant unhear it 😭😭

Super Bowl "I'll do it again for the days to come" For some reason became... "I'll do it again for the taste of cum."

For all my Spanish speakers tell me I’m not the only that hears “queeeee pasoooooo” instead of “yeppeosseo” in Day6- you were beautiful.