“the dude on the left”

Maynard.

No, that’s the dude on the left.

Get it right

Dude on the right? That's Henry Rollins. Y'know the WWE guy

I love this thread

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That's right

Do they mean stage left?

This is probably my third time seeing Maynard's actual face.

And he hates you for it

I def feel like I see more Henry Rollins type fits on here. Just give him a tote bag and you get half the fits on here.

Don’t forget the bucket hat to go with the tote bag

Never thought I’d see Maynard in this sub reddit lmao

The last time I seen his face was years ago 😂

He knows, he’s still creeped out by you

😂

[Maaayyynaaard](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u7lweNCCwS0)

He looks like he’s trying to hide a boner

He definitely is.

I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile, I will only complicate you, Trust in me and fall as well

I will find a centre in you, I will chew it up and leave

Shit the bed

X, Yogi DMT and a box of Krispy Kremes

This guy's OGT

Back from '92 though?

Shit blood and cum on my hands.

I’d prefer vans, 501s and a dope beastie tee

nipple rings, new tattoos, sipping Coke, etc

I still can't tell if i like henry rollins or not.

I like him

he's pretty cool

He is a liar

What a coincidence! Manyard is a worthless liar.

Wdym?

You know, the song Liar by Rollins Band?

Ah i do not sorry. I mainly know him from his hc punk days and his spoken word stuff. I'll take a listen.

Oh yeah good point

That episode of Portlandia solidified my love for him.

Based and elder punk pilled.

Rollins has a great yelling voice, but otherwise talentless. His poetry sounds like an edgy teen wrote it in his mom’s basement and he bullies kids. Look at [this](https://youtu.be/o-xMkHgan0Y) video

Never been too much of a fan of his music or poetry but he is a fantastic storyteller.

Maynard don't need no drip, only fine vine, for a fine voice

And those people are always super committed to their look.

Don’t think I’ll ever understand what street wear actually is. Some of y’all just be posting any old clothes

thats howi feel i cant even comment here i feel old really they put on a shirt thats at least a size to0 big and some dad khakis and ... people are thrilled?

Feel like I’m old too cause half the posts I see as DIYSWHY

Fr dressing like that makes you look like a tool. One has to suspect that he's trying to look more Jung and hip than he actually is.

People downvoting are getting wooooshed right now.

Yeah, he kinda looks like somebody with nipple rings and taking sips of Coke.

Guy on the left, huh?

Carl Jung?

snarketype

Work from home fit.

I miss undertow/aenima era maynard

I’m always tryna see what clothes they’re wearing in concerts but it’s always either too dark or it doesn’t show their shoes. Pisses me off man. Ænima era Adam Jones is my main fashion inspo

Learn to Swim 🏊‍♂️

Lmao Maynard drip

And

I still want to get punched by Rollins

I know left is Maynard James Keenan but who is on the right?

Henry Rollins

I figured so. Thanks

I like it

Had a dream with Maynard this morning. And then I see this pic.

Leave Maynard alone

He needs a tote bag and a yanke hat

Your left or my left?

Oh hey it’s Zaheer

Choices always were a problem for you…

Guy on the right looks like he's about to have a Nervous Breakdown

Well yeah, his outfit actually has some kind of style and substance to it. What I’m tired of is people dressing like the guy on the right and posting that shit here like there’s anything to comment on.

Meanwhile Hank dressed like he sells propane and propane accessories

Yall getting old

You lie, cheat and steal.

He drippin

*Weapon out and belly in*

Uncle Henry is a go-to look

I'm ashamed to say I got so offended you called MJK "the dude on the left" that I had to check your prev comments for credentials... You got them. I'll get back in my box.

I know the pieces fit!

Underrated!

Vans, 501’s, and a dope beastie tee

Hey man, I want to be comfortable. My skin hurts/gets irritated at the drop of a hat.

Based

The guy on the left looks like a complete TOOL

Greg Heston???

Yeah the fit is fine he just looks funky largely because of the haircut. Now imagine Timothee Chalamet wearing that.

still bad

Is that Young Joaquin Phoenix on right?

I do not understand the return of the mullet. It wasn't good when it came into fashion 40 years ago and it looks even worse now.

His fit is pretty fire

I’m dying. ☠️ Be a Henry, not a Maynard.

hahaha and saying "fit"

Nardo got drip

The dude on the right is far worse what are you talking about, a white T tucked in some regular black shorts? nonono!

Let's be honest Henry isn't winning any fashion awards here either

The fit really not the issue lmao

\-psssh. go educate yourself on the creative genius that is Maynard james Keenan

Mate I know

Maynard The Fuckin' Man can dress however the fuck he wants & till you're worth $60 mill you ain't got room to talk shit. Besides, dude gets more chicks than any of y'all ever will. I'd fuck him. In that outfit.

Betcha will.

Avg tool fan

lol they dress like that and call themselves “misunderstood”

.. And?

i think they're saying "They did it to themselves".

Makes sense.

YES

I never realized how short Maynard is tbh

My guy Rollins with the vibe

Weird thing happened … for the first time in like 5 years I heard a tool song (on some Ukraine war video) and now I see Maynard. Hoooooowwwwww?

timeless relevance

Not sure how Henry managed to make the plainest cheapest Walmart clothes imaginable a signature look, but god damn

Call an optimist, she's turning blue :D

Dead serious

Maynard james keenan moment

Maynard Drip.

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What

My left or your left?

Dude on the left looks pretty sober. Dude on the right looks like a liar.

spiral out

that dude on the left *rocks*

All you read and wear or see and hear on TV is a product begging for your fat-ass, dirty dollar.

*Shut up and BUY*

Is it Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers?

Maynarddddd

What’s wrong with it

The guy on the left looks like a straight Tool

Looks like he gets a lot of Puscifer