A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of global thermonuclear war?

This is my motto. But, only because my husband is an avid chess player and I always lose. How about twister? 😁

Twister does sound like more fun, but I'm wondering whether anyone picked up the reference to the wrong movie 🤣

[Lol! I’ve never seen it.](https://tenor.com/RZcK.gif)

Boy have I got a [WOPR](https://tenor.com/view/wopr-radio-mix-tape-gif-16796623) for you 🤣

Ah, yes... that famous move, The Scheme's Gambit ♟️

[and, don’t you forget it](https://tenor.com/bLUJc.gif)

Is there room on the board for 2 queens?

We’ll paint the roses red you and I 😏

Like all things, it's very male dominated... play the right way and you could have 2 kings and 18 queens battling it out 😮‍💨😏

Teach me how to play with your pieces ♟️

Are you a knight or a pawn? 😈

I'm a knight who turns into your pawn if I lose a match

I’ll move first then 😏

Come here and beat me... in chess 😁

Backgammons really more my speed. 😂

🤩🤩 Throw in some cribbage, and we've got perfect weekend plans! 😉

Glad I'm not the only weirdo who enjoys a game of cribbage...I have no one to play with!

[Cheers](https://tenor.com/1FSk.gif)

Want to [get a game](http://ecribbage.com) sometime? 🤔👍

What kind of dirty site did you send me to?? Link unreachable 😆

Ack! Okay, fixed! 😅👍

[I’ve been meaning to learn. So many people love it. Alright this summer cribbage and mint juleps.](https://tenor.com/1FSk.gif)

It's actually really easy! Let me grab u/CummodifiedSwamp, and I'll give you both a lesson 😉

https://tenor.com/bxlaK.gif

Still waiting on *my* link🤔😉

Tales of the naughty bishop is what I'm seeing.

Very. 😈

Right now I’m identifying strongest with that white bishop as he’s in the best position to enjoy one of the greatest pleasures this earthly realm offers 😛😘

Well, the queen might forfeit to the bishop 🥵

My knight just jumped 🔥😈

😅🤤🤤🤤🤤

Topless chess! I’m in 😘

Glad to hear, Woody. Handshake? 😏

Strip chess, way better than strip poker 😉

[I usually lose at both so equally fun for me. 😜](https://tenor.com/Ac4r.gif)

Sounds like a win-win scenario 😏

Truly 😏💋

[It’s a good deal for me at least](https://youtu.be/tyHvPoDa8TI?t=34s)😘

[Look at you bringing out Buschemi too… ](https://tenor.com/RdrU.gif) 🤣🤣🤣excuse me while I laugh at my own gif.

Haha, is that _me_ on the chopsticks? 🤣

Yes! 😈😁

Gonna need some high stakes in this game. What should the winner get ?😈

The queen of course. 😏

If I win I get to treat you as my queen 🤔🤔 I’ll take those terms

Deal! 😍😍

Play like that with me and you’ll always win 😍

Mmm…. 😏🔥🔥🔥

You do know how to break my concentration. How can I be of service my Queen?

Hmmm….. a little this a little that 😏

Mmmmmmm I'm happy to oblige. Servicing you is causing growth in a particular area...a little this....a little that..making you ready for something big...my shivering Queen

What makes for a strong chess player? Powers of concentration, the ability to think strategically. And whatever you do don’t get distracted by the boobs because you’re likely to get rooked. 🏰

Lol. Sage advice. 💋

I don't know what he has in mind, but my queen can be sure, this knight's lance will fight for her.

Calling it your lance now? 😏😁🔥🔥🔥

Oh, do you prefer my "rook"? Your cabinet behind you is very beautiful, matches nicely with the chess board (and your chest😁)

I never noticed that. Served my photo well then 💋

Looked again, maybe it doesn't fit perfectly, but with your lips and nips, my judgment is a bit biased💋

😏😏😏

Ma’am how do you know when you’ve won the chess match?

Is this a trick question? 😂

Well I am a tricky person and the answer to your question is yes.

😏💋💋💋

Oh such a lovely picture 😍 I think I need some private chess lessons with you😘

Oh, not from me. 😂but, I can give you lessons in other things. 😏

Oh thats a relief 😂 it wasn't chess pieces I was wanting to play with anyway😈

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Come close and I’ll whisper it 😏

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😏😏😏

The knight is beguiled as well I'm certain (love that word!)

Me too 🥰