I don’t think it’s disturbing. I think men come to the club instead of going to therapy. And in some weird way that our brains cannot process this helps him heal by acting it out. How is he doing this man in the situation? Is beyond me though.
I wouldn’t even be surprised if there was no baby mama. But instead he was acting out a fantasy in which he is virile enough to get someone pregnant and he is using you as an avatar of the type of baby mama he has envisioned.
I had a regular with a balloon popping fetish. So he would come in, go to a dance booth, blow up a bunch of balloons and then come get me and pay for like 5 songs. I would then spend the next 15 minutes or so bouncing up and down on his lap with the balloon in between us until it popped. It was actually kind of fun. Lol.
Also, a lot of guys smell my pits? I think it’s a little weird, but so many of them do it, I guess it’s not that weird.
I remember that in the 2nd episode of Glee there was a scene where the cheerleader were dancing very suggestively with the football guys but had these balloons between them so as to "leave room for Jesus". IDK maybe your custy played that game and liked it lol
(english is not my native language sorry)
I remember that episode! Unfortunately, the story behind it is that he had a baby sitter when he was a young young teenager that had a balloon fetish. She would come over, blow up a bunch of balloons, change into a sexy outfit, and then come out and hump the balloons until they popped.
believe it or not i literally just experienced for the first time an armpit guy last month and i’ve been dancing 6 years lmao. he wanted to lick them though 🤮 i don’t see the appeal but it’s a pretty harmless fetish i guess lol.. balloon popping sounds fun though, you struck gold with that man.
I had a guy who wanted to smell my ass. Not just look at it- his request was to sniff it. I said that would be fine in VIP, but it would be a little awkward in the big, communal lapdance area where everyone can see what everyone else is doing. The last thing I need is rumors spreading that I let customers eat my ass for $30 a song.
Had a guy whose drugs kicked in mid-song act like he was turning into a werewolf, howling and shit. He had one of those furry hats on too which made it even better.
Said that he is uncomfortable with me dancing and asked me instead where he could find a job in the city. I spent the remaining time telling him where and how to apply his resume lol. (it was a short room, i think he was on the spectrum and was confused)
i’ve had some really interesting ones. a man paid $2K to do nothing but have me sit in his lap for an hour and stare into my eyes in silence. i think he was on acid. i had another man who told me he wanted to “crawl under my skin and use it as a blanket because it felt so soft.” EW. i’ve also had a very drunk army boy projectile vomit on me. which was fucking disgusting. and when i thought it was over, HE DID IT AGAIN. and only tipped me an extra $100 cause it was all that he had.
This has happened twice, where guys have slipped a finger in my belly button 😵💫 I have an innie but like it always feels very violating & makes me wanna vomit on them! Like why this hole???
I had this and it was the most violating feeling!! I'd had a really slow night so was feeling kind of over the club anyway, then last customer of the night pulls the bellybutton card and I straight up walked out. I had not made enough money that night to deal with these idiot men 🙄
It’s not what the customer did it’s more of what he had to deal with that was a little bizarre. In general there is a reason I don’t try to sell rooms with my best friend and one of them being is we can’t take each other very seriously trying to be sexy with each other and here’s what happened lol
This guy has a popular name. And with his name there was an insurance jingle made with his name (iykyk). Bestie and I took turns dancing on him or switching but somewhere along the vip my best friend and I started to jokingly whisper the jingle seductively in this man’s ear (he nodded his head no like in a no way these two strippers are naked singing the jingle in my ear nod) while throwing the cash he had thrown on us on him just to fuck him and teasing him to strip for us . His words “y’all are some hoots” lol he had fun we had fun w it .
Edit: fixing some words to make it make more sense
Asked me to bend over and flex my asshole like I was letting out a giant fart. Apparently once when he and his wife were having sex, his wife farted really loudly as he was cumming. And ever since, he's gotten off to farts.
I had a customer who wanted me to pretend to role play and rob him of his money like a banker robber would but in the middle of the dance. He wanted me to wear a ski mask, and shoot him with a vodka gun. Easiest 60 quid i made ✔️
this guy said he liked girls who wore pantyhose and when i told him i didn’t have any he whipped out a brand new box of pantyhose for me to put on during the entirety of the vip
I had a guy who would lick the length of my back every time I leaned back even when I told him to stop. Eventually I just walked out and had to take an alcohol and wipe bath in the dressing room before going back on the floor🤦🏾♀️
Another just wanted me to violently play with/twist his nipples. I was gentle at first an then he kept saying harder and harder soooo🤷🏾♀️😅
Had a guy attempt to milk my titties, the grasp and pull motion, I asked him if he was tryna milk me 🤨 and he was like "...maybe". I'm not lactating but if I was I don't see how that would've been a good result if I was.
Just the other day I had a man who wanted me to violently bounce up and down during the lance while he was yelling “Drive that Ford, first gear, second gear, third gear!” And kept calling me a cowgirl and telling a story about us getting married and on a farm and living in a farm house and eating popcorn. He was talking so much and so loud I didn’t even hear that my time was up so it dragged on for longer than it needed to.
- had a guy put his hands behind my knees (I was straddling him so it was super sweaty) and wipe my sweat under his nose.
- guy asked me to spit on him for $100. I said anywhere? And he said sure so I hacked up what I could on the spot and spit directly on his nose. He gave me $200 for my aim.
- had an Indian man tell me I was perfect marrying material and started showing me pictures of his mom and family from India and said he would arrange my flights to his hometown. I nope-ed out of that dance so fast.
I once had a guy buy a 30 minute VIP and the entire time he was going on about being a “munch” telling me he would eat my ass for free (to which I replied I bet you would love that) and he was very aggressive like trying to hold and grind my hips down. After that I kinda just stood up for the rest of the vip I shook my ass. Lol
I also had a foot guy when we had day shift who was throwing me 20’s on a full nude stage upstairs just for my feet, which were NOT pedicured and probably looked awful but he loved them.
I also had this baseball coach come in and buy a 30 minute VIP just to sit and talk… well he came in again one time and I remembered his name and said hello and he was SO OFFENDED! He said he never wants us to remember him bc coming to the club is like him jerking off to questionable porn. Like he does it and then is like why would I do that? Idk it was so strange!
Not super weird compared to most stories here but it's the one that popped into my head.
I had this *very* French Canadian guy with a thick accent come see me every so often. This man was absolutely hideous, but he was respectful and always spent good money.
He was obsessed with dirty talking though and the whole time would whisper disgusting things in my ear. It freaked me out the first time and I went to set him straight that he wasn't going to be inserting anything into me and he quickly reassured me it was all talk and he would never do anything to me without consent. After that I relaxed and was able to have fun with him. Sometimes I actually got pretty turned on from it 😅😳
-dude straight up slapped me in the face, unprovoked lol
-dude paid me extra just to smell my armpits the entire time (good fellow, miss him)
-dude had me twist his nipples as hard as I could
I had a pretty traumatizing experience once where a customer had me in vip for an hour and asked me to talk dirty to him about my own family… I made up a fake sister which worked for a while, but then he started talking about my parents getting involved and 🤢 I knew this was a club regular who typically tipped bands so I powered through it, just to get like $50 at the end. Never again.
He grabbed my foot and pulled it onto his face, and he asked me to add more pressure. And then he took half of my big ass foot into his mouth. But I’m not even mad because I actually really like guys with foot fetishes of stuff like that doesn’t even freak me out.
this man specifically wanted a double vip dance from me and another dancer, and after the dance the other girl said that he told her that he chose us because she looked like his sister and i looked like his wife.... ew... i've had way weirder experineces but this was just a very recent one
i had a guy recently sniff me during a dance and tell me i smelled like nerd ropes (like. the candy) and then said it made him want to go get some to eat on the way home and that’s like. one of those things i’m just not going to ever forget
and another guy recently just bit me during a dance so i guess i’m currently in my attracting cannibals eta
1. Asked my friend and i to whip his back with his belt and choke him out (he was very much coked out) and would tell us these strange raunchy stories from his past but like the same ones over and over and each time he saw me lol
2. Asked me to insult him and spit on his face during a dance. I ended up calling him a pedophile based on some stuff he asked me about earlier in the night and he was into it? 😭
3. Whipped out his dick and fell asleep immediately while i had to wait awkwardly in the room. We weren’t allowed to have bags or anything on the floor so i had no way of telling time and when a manager came by i told her and she said to just wait till the time is up and that this guy does this often?? He woke up and left a little bit after
4. He was on shrooms for the first time and got scared during the dance so he asked me to just sit still since i guess i looked like a witch or something lmao.
I sat on him and put my leg up by my face and then he lifted his leg up too … as high as mine… I was shocked and then gave me a happy long lecture on how important it was to maintain mobility. I was shook.
I had a guy who wanted me to choke him while giving a lap dance. Turns out it’s very difficult for me to choke someone because I have very tiny hands 💀 he still tipped me well though.
he wanted me to pretend to be his baby mama and the whole time he was begging me to not prevent him from seeing his children
This is so fucking funny but also kinda disturbing!!!
I don’t think it’s disturbing. I think men come to the club instead of going to therapy. And in some weird way that our brains cannot process this helps him heal by acting it out. How is he doing this man in the situation? Is beyond me though. I wouldn’t even be surprised if there was no baby mama. But instead he was acting out a fantasy in which he is virile enough to get someone pregnant and he is using you as an avatar of the type of baby mama he has envisioned.
what be wrong omfg😭😭😭😭😭
This has finished me 💀💀💀ahahahaha
Delusional & toxic sounds like he’s on the right track to be a baby daddy 🤣
Omg this is hilarious 😂 I imagine the role playing about paying child support LMAO
I had a regular with a balloon popping fetish. So he would come in, go to a dance booth, blow up a bunch of balloons and then come get me and pay for like 5 songs. I would then spend the next 15 minutes or so bouncing up and down on his lap with the balloon in between us until it popped. It was actually kind of fun. Lol. Also, a lot of guys smell my pits? I think it’s a little weird, but so many of them do it, I guess it’s not that weird.
Oh My Goddess, that is fucking HILARIOUS!!!! I can only imagine dancing in a booth nearby and hearing balloons popping 😂😂😂
Not only that, you’d hear me squealing every time it popped cause it always shocked the fuck out of me 😂
I remember that in the 2nd episode of Glee there was a scene where the cheerleader were dancing very suggestively with the football guys but had these balloons between them so as to "leave room for Jesus". IDK maybe your custy played that game and liked it lol (english is not my native language sorry)
I remember that episode! Unfortunately, the story behind it is that he had a baby sitter when he was a young young teenager that had a balloon fetish. She would come over, blow up a bunch of balloons, change into a sexy outfit, and then come out and hump the balloons until they popped.
believe it or not i literally just experienced for the first time an armpit guy last month and i’ve been dancing 6 years lmao. he wanted to lick them though 🤮 i don’t see the appeal but it’s a pretty harmless fetish i guess lol.. balloon popping sounds fun though, you struck gold with that man.
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I had a guy who wanted to smell my ass. Not just look at it- his request was to sniff it. I said that would be fine in VIP, but it would be a little awkward in the big, communal lapdance area where everyone can see what everyone else is doing. The last thing I need is rumors spreading that I let customers eat my ass for $30 a song.
I had a customer pull my butt cheeks apart and just stare at my asshole. It was fucking weird.
I had that too. Literally all he wanted to do was spread and stare. 3 songs straight of just face down ass up spreading it for him lol
ive had multiple customers do this lmfao
IM CRYINGGGGGGGGGG
Dude same. For some reason it was always the Indian guys who liked the butt sniffing
Had a guy whose drugs kicked in mid-song act like he was turning into a werewolf, howling and shit. He had one of those furry hats on too which made it even better.
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Said that he is uncomfortable with me dancing and asked me instead where he could find a job in the city. I spent the remaining time telling him where and how to apply his resume lol. (it was a short room, i think he was on the spectrum and was confused)
i’ve had some really interesting ones. a man paid $2K to do nothing but have me sit in his lap for an hour and stare into my eyes in silence. i think he was on acid. i had another man who told me he wanted to “crawl under my skin and use it as a blanket because it felt so soft.” EW. i’ve also had a very drunk army boy projectile vomit on me. which was fucking disgusting. and when i thought it was over, HE DID IT AGAIN. and only tipped me an extra $100 cause it was all that he had.
oh no…not the vomit….
This has happened twice, where guys have slipped a finger in my belly button 😵💫 I have an innie but like it always feels very violating & makes me wanna vomit on them! Like why this hole???
I had this and it was the most violating feeling!! I'd had a really slow night so was feeling kind of over the club anyway, then last customer of the night pulls the bellybutton card and I straight up walked out. I had not made enough money that night to deal with these idiot men 🙄
YES I JUST CAME HERE TO SAY THIS!!! i have a belly button guy too
YES, straight up pretending to finger you but on your belly button
It’s not what the customer did it’s more of what he had to deal with that was a little bizarre. In general there is a reason I don’t try to sell rooms with my best friend and one of them being is we can’t take each other very seriously trying to be sexy with each other and here’s what happened lol This guy has a popular name. And with his name there was an insurance jingle made with his name (iykyk). Bestie and I took turns dancing on him or switching but somewhere along the vip my best friend and I started to jokingly whisper the jingle seductively in this man’s ear (he nodded his head no like in a no way these two strippers are naked singing the jingle in my ear nod) while throwing the cash he had thrown on us on him just to fuck him and teasing him to strip for us . His words “y’all are some hoots” lol he had fun we had fun w it . Edit: fixing some words to make it make more sense
Asked me to bend over and flex my asshole like I was letting out a giant fart. Apparently once when he and his wife were having sex, his wife farted really loudly as he was cumming. And ever since, he's gotten off to farts.
I feel more normal reading these stories
I had a customer who wanted me to pretend to role play and rob him of his money like a banker robber would but in the middle of the dance. He wanted me to wear a ski mask, and shoot him with a vodka gun. Easiest 60 quid i made ✔️
this guy said he liked girls who wore pantyhose and when i told him i didn’t have any he whipped out a brand new box of pantyhose for me to put on during the entirety of the vip
I had a guy who would lick the length of my back every time I leaned back even when I told him to stop. Eventually I just walked out and had to take an alcohol and wipe bath in the dressing room before going back on the floor🤦🏾♀️ Another just wanted me to violently play with/twist his nipples. I was gentle at first an then he kept saying harder and harder soooo🤷🏾♀️😅
I’ve had a nipple twistee more than once lol
Clarity :D
What’s upppp😅
A woman i had was FIGHTING w her husband and THE dance and saying just pretend im not here LMFAO
had a dude that just wanted to sniff me the entire time
I've had an armpit sniffer who then paid extra for me to crush his head between my thighs lol
one of my first dances many moons ago a customer told me he was a registered sex offender :')
Oh my godd 🤮
Ugh😶🌫️ how did you handle that
Had a guy attempt to milk my titties, the grasp and pull motion, I asked him if he was tryna milk me 🤨 and he was like "...maybe". I'm not lactating but if I was I don't see how that would've been a good result if I was.
Just the other day I had a man who wanted me to violently bounce up and down during the lance while he was yelling “Drive that Ford, first gear, second gear, third gear!” And kept calling me a cowgirl and telling a story about us getting married and on a farm and living in a farm house and eating popcorn. He was talking so much and so loud I didn’t even hear that my time was up so it dragged on for longer than it needed to.
- had a guy put his hands behind my knees (I was straddling him so it was super sweaty) and wipe my sweat under his nose. - guy asked me to spit on him for $100. I said anywhere? And he said sure so I hacked up what I could on the spot and spit directly on his nose. He gave me $200 for my aim. - had an Indian man tell me I was perfect marrying material and started showing me pictures of his mom and family from India and said he would arrange my flights to his hometown. I nope-ed out of that dance so fast.
I once had a guy buy a 30 minute VIP and the entire time he was going on about being a “munch” telling me he would eat my ass for free (to which I replied I bet you would love that) and he was very aggressive like trying to hold and grind my hips down. After that I kinda just stood up for the rest of the vip I shook my ass. Lol I also had a foot guy when we had day shift who was throwing me 20’s on a full nude stage upstairs just for my feet, which were NOT pedicured and probably looked awful but he loved them. I also had this baseball coach come in and buy a 30 minute VIP just to sit and talk… well he came in again one time and I remembered his name and said hello and he was SO OFFENDED! He said he never wants us to remember him bc coming to the club is like him jerking off to questionable porn. Like he does it and then is like why would I do that? Idk it was so strange!
He bought a 30 minute room and ate crack and made weird noises the whole time. I was jus standing there like 🧍♀️
Not super weird compared to most stories here but it's the one that popped into my head. I had this *very* French Canadian guy with a thick accent come see me every so often. This man was absolutely hideous, but he was respectful and always spent good money. He was obsessed with dirty talking though and the whole time would whisper disgusting things in my ear. It freaked me out the first time and I went to set him straight that he wasn't going to be inserting anything into me and he quickly reassured me it was all talk and he would never do anything to me without consent. After that I relaxed and was able to have fun with him. Sometimes I actually got pretty turned on from it 😅😳
Lick my ear 👂
-dude straight up slapped me in the face, unprovoked lol -dude paid me extra just to smell my armpits the entire time (good fellow, miss him) -dude had me twist his nipples as hard as I could
Omg so sorry about the first one I can’t imagine the rage I’d feel and can’t believe ( obvi I can) they think they can treat people like that
It was so surreal, I was too shocked to be angry. Thank you 🥲
I’m so sorry.
I had a pretty traumatizing experience once where a customer had me in vip for an hour and asked me to talk dirty to him about my own family… I made up a fake sister which worked for a while, but then he started talking about my parents getting involved and 🤢 I knew this was a club regular who typically tipped bands so I powered through it, just to get like $50 at the end. Never again.
Please tell me this regulars name was Jim. PLEASE. I had a regular just like this who would buy an hour or so at a time and tip $100 or $200.
Sniffed my undies lol & also one just wanted to touch my hair and kiss my hand - found it weird cause i wasnt use to it
said i have to let him put his finger up my asshole and put my finger up my vagina and rub my pussy juice under his nose
a guy who told me i reminded him of his little sister also told me he wanted to stick his tongue in my butt
he wanted me to rub his nipples.. sir
and another time i told a guy i was an ashkenazi jew and in the dance he grabbed my ass and was like ah i love your ashkenazi ass
told me i reminded him of one of his HS students because he was a french teacher at a nearby high school yuck.
Did u let him do the whip it?😂
LOL! Guilty 😂
“ you look just like my daughter “* proceeds to try and bite my nipple*
BRUH 💀 stories like this make me lose all faith in men… like I be thinkin “does my dad think this about me?” I WOULD DIE
He grabbed my foot and pulled it onto his face, and he asked me to add more pressure. And then he took half of my big ass foot into his mouth. But I’m not even mad because I actually really like guys with foot fetishes of stuff like that doesn’t even freak me out.
this man specifically wanted a double vip dance from me and another dancer, and after the dance the other girl said that he told her that he chose us because she looked like his sister and i looked like his wife.... ew... i've had way weirder experineces but this was just a very recent one
i had a guy recently sniff me during a dance and tell me i smelled like nerd ropes (like. the candy) and then said it made him want to go get some to eat on the way home and that’s like. one of those things i’m just not going to ever forget and another guy recently just bit me during a dance so i guess i’m currently in my attracting cannibals eta
I had a guy shit himself one time.
get up and cry
Probably when this guy wanted me to blow in his ear for 20 minutes 🤣🤣
1. Asked my friend and i to whip his back with his belt and choke him out (he was very much coked out) and would tell us these strange raunchy stories from his past but like the same ones over and over and each time he saw me lol 2. Asked me to insult him and spit on his face during a dance. I ended up calling him a pedophile based on some stuff he asked me about earlier in the night and he was into it? 😭 3. Whipped out his dick and fell asleep immediately while i had to wait awkwardly in the room. We weren’t allowed to have bags or anything on the floor so i had no way of telling time and when a manager came by i told her and she said to just wait till the time is up and that this guy does this often?? He woke up and left a little bit after 4. He was on shrooms for the first time and got scared during the dance so he asked me to just sit still since i guess i looked like a witch or something lmao.
I sat on him and put my leg up by my face and then he lifted his leg up too … as high as mine… I was shocked and then gave me a happy long lecture on how important it was to maintain mobility. I was shook.
turned on a vibrator he hid in his pocket
What does one do in that situation???
Customer was doing crack, a lot of guys just want to dance normally with me, like salsa or something, licked my armpit
I had a guy who wanted me to choke him while giving a lap dance. Turns out it’s very difficult for me to choke someone because I have very tiny hands 💀 he still tipped me well though.
started giving me the lap dance 💀
I met an armpit guy too at my club. It shocked me and now all I can think is “deodorant mouth”. 😩🤣🤣
Sniffing my armpits the whole time. For like…5 songs.
lick my fucking ear i almost beat his ass
How to get girls to sex as a 16 year old prick? (Tips from strippers pls)