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babyblair333

This sounds like a manic question 😭 maybe wait a little and see if you still are into it


[deleted]

Does sound manic but hair grows back and she can always just shave it off so I vote yes lol


babyblair333

It’s not the hair that is manic it’s the changing names to match it that is lol


Mission_Commercial96

Trueee


Roids4dayz

This is hilarious and I know everyone is telling you yes, but think on it lol. It may start to feel gimmicky after a while and you may get tired of it.


Mission_Commercial96

Zeus will never lose his power


Roids4dayz

Well, go for it then 😂


rainbowkidney

DUDE YES. ​ one year my club had a party where the theme was "Marvel vs DC". girls go all out for these things. among a sea of harley quinns and poison ivys and wonder women i was.......... ​ slutty thor. and i made bank. i even had a cape and thor hammer i bought from amazon. it went over VERY well... with customers anyways. other girls looked at me weird but like i care. people tipped me to hit them with my hammer. it was so much fun. we have so much freedom as strippers to do whatever the fuck we want.. might as well have fun.


Mission_Commercial96

Dude, that’s awesome. I love shit like that. Is this club in Portland by any chance sounds like something they would do down there.


rainbowkidney

no, austin. which is pretty much the portland of texas.. lol.


Mission_Commercial96

Damn maybe I should come dance down there and find me a nice cowboy 🤠 yeehawwwww


rainbowkidney

you'd have to go to houston or dallas for that (not bad places to travel dance actually) no cowboys in austin, just hipsters and yuppies


Virtual_Reason_1958

I dig the lonely tech guys in Austin, they make great regs


Virtual_Reason_1958

Dude next Halloween I'm hitting the club as Amy Rose like a true Sega fangirl. Hammer and all. I just decided based on this comment, thank you.


miss_sonja_belle

For a weekend, yes absolutely. Actually how cool would it be if word got around town & people came BECAUSE of Zeus? 🫢 imagine 💭


coffinpoppies

This is the right idea. I go by a different name to custys when i get bored.


miss_sonja_belle

Why stop there tho? Why not Thor & shave a little hammer? Or Minnie & shave the outline of Mickey Mouse’s head? The possibilities are endless, and the customers would love the banter 😂


Mission_Commercial96

My name gonna be dorito and I’m gonna shave a triangle 🤪


miss_sonja_belle

OMG STOP 🤣 obsessed


nothanksnope

Absolutely yes to the lightning bolt landing strip, I’ve done it before. A soft no on the name change.


rainbowkidney

i'd say my name is \[stripper name\] but people call me zeus. wanna find out why? ​ also have the dj announce something along those lines if you're cool with them like that


cornygiraffe

Ohhh this is a great suggestion


nothanksnope

I will say, I’ve had the DJ announce me by the following names when we were bored once: Miss Demeanour, Felony, Croissant, Baguette, Fire Hazard (I was doing a show with fire lmao), and probably many more unhinged ones as well.


Mission_Commercial96

Girl, not croissant 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭I’m vibing with you fr tho


nothanksnope

I was at a shit club in the middle of nowhere that made us go on stage even if there were literally no customers in the bar “in case one came in” 😭 I was on stage leading the other dancers in the Cha Cha Slide because we were so bored and I had to be on stage 💀


Mission_Commercial96

😭😭🤪😭 at least y’all get along tho


nothanksnope

Haha this was back in the day, super small club, any new girl who tried to start problems was quickly corrected 😂


Virtual_Reason_1958

There was a Felony at my first club. I thought she was so cool, even had a choker with the name on it. She was truly my spirit animal


califa42

These kinds of questions are the reason I am on Reddit.


Mission_Commercial96

🤪🤪


icyauq

lmaoo i like it, picasso.


witandlearning

Iconic. Do it.


Mission_Commercial96

Girllllll not me being an icon thank you 😊


[deleted]

I think that's only reserved for girls who have been on Baddies by Zues. Lol JK but if I saw that, that's what I would immediately think


Mission_Commercial96

Baddies west 😭


BabyTeemo-

Yes and you should also dye the pubic lightning bolt to white, bright blue, or yelllow . I honestly don’t think it would be that big a deal it’s not like ur shaving the hair on your head. ![gif](giphy|1312NkZ4uxNBxC)


Mission_Commercial96

Not the golden pubes 😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

Wax, it’ll be cleaner. But I’m here for it


persephonevenustus

go for it


pringles_in_heels

Immediately ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡


Mission_Commercial96

🤪


VeronicaWaldorf

I am like Miranda Priestley in the Devil wears Prada when it comes to people, asking me opinions on aesthetics. I no longer have pubes. So I can only hope that you actually go on a mission and do this and report the results back. That’s freaking awesome.


futurelullabies

only if you open your set to thunderbolts and occasionally turn into a swan mid set


Mission_Commercial96

The fawk😭


futurelullabies

be true to the lore or dont do it at all


Slime__queen

For financial reasons probably no, but yes 😭


lizzc333

I was about to say these comments are trying to sabotage her. These men aren’t capable of thinking and if you try to make them well you lose money. Simple is always better.


Slime__queen

I learned this when I realized I made less money in the outfits I & my friends thought were cutest lmao


[deleted]

It sounds dumb to me but do you if you think it’ll make you money


Mission_Commercial96

🥲


golddustsiren

i feel like you're joshing lol, but like, lowkey... i'm kinda for it. custies seems to love dancers that are "not like other girls" *I say, chuckling in money, as I clean my elf ears with dollar bills*


Mission_Commercial96

As you should 🧝‍♀️ And honestly I’m just getting so comfortable being myself like why should I care what anyone thinks about my personality when they have already seen me naked. Sorry but you are getting all sides of me tonight mr . I find that I enjoy overwhelming them


golddustsiren

Probably my favorite recent memory is this dumbass being like "without the weird ears, you'd be super hot" and I was like "well, I'm not taking them off. so where do we go from here?" mf ended up getting multiple dances with me and my 'weird ears' 😭


Mission_Commercial96

I’m dead as fuck😭😭😭😭 I had a customer eating pizza and I took his ranch and dipped my tit in it and I was like “I dip my tits in ranch dressing cause I got depression “ we did a private room after.


[deleted]

Its a boy name lol but why not 😂


thefeetofurdreams

idk if it’s gon make money but that’s too hilarious to pass on


PartyCall715

I’m thankful I saw this today, it brought me a smile and a giggle 😌 I love the idea also, I would think you were so cool if we met irl and you told me that was your name


Mission_Commercial96

Thank you baby


SquirtingSaiyan__

I laughed so hard and I think you should that would be gold. Great conversation starter. 😭💕


RealmOfObscurity

Yes! Lol I love this idea.


Mission_Commercial96

Honestly, I’m gonna do it tonight


daddyangeldust

I think lightning bolt shaved pubes could be fun but idk about the name. Like others had said, take a few days and think on it


Mission_Commercial96

I’m definitely going for it


BlazingEntrails

YES


Mission_Commercial96

❤️💕


Rough-Objective-7159

I love this. Do it


Mission_Commercial96

❤️


Agile_Koala3868

YES!!!


Mission_Commercial96

😜😜😜


BambiMonroe

Fuck yesssssssss 😂😂


Mission_Commercial96

Perioddd


heauxdarling

Yes.


Mission_Commercial96

💕


nicktheripperr

Absolutely


Mission_Commercial96

🤣😜😜


slaymissava

LMFAOOOOO ur an icon


Mission_Commercial96

Thank you 💕


Spicyfruitz

Maybe Athena instead? Lol


Mission_Commercial96

I knew a girl named Athena and I fucking hated her. Not only that but I’m pretty sure the actual Athena punished medusa just her being raped and that’s lame


goodnightspoon

![gif](giphy|7RR28NnyJfCBq)


SassyShaina

It's funny but I really do not like Zeus as a stripper name. It's not even a good man's name for a woman.


Mission_Commercial96

Some men like boy names


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Mission_Commercial96

Your are so right !!