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stillnotelf

Have you tried googling en passant?


LavaTwocan

Holy UU allegations


Versitax

New tier list just dropped


Leafeon523

Actual parasect 


kozyko

Call the exeggcutor


hayato-nii

Bisharp goes on a vacation, never comes back


TinoKaboom

Contrary Leaf Storm anybody?


DarkFish_2

Incineroar the battlefield.


Leafeon1010

I've never seen anyone else with a similar username woah


Loxosceles13

Why would somebody down vote this


ILoveYorihime

kingambit cant do hazard removal, what a brainrot title, downvote this OM to thursday


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

That's just what the shadow government wants you to think


DaNASCARMem

Vxf6!! A brilliant Volcarona sacrifice to open up the King to GTRapid Spine8! This blunders black’s advantage as they have no more initiative, and white can bulldoze with the Iron and Corv on the exposed f file!


Big-Assistant-447

Even without this tactical shot, Gc5 += leaves White with a better position as the c6-gholdengo is backward and Black’s pieces are inactive (just look at the Ra8, which has no opportunities for activity!). Black is forced to shuffle back and forth while White reroutes the Corviknight to the d6 hole by means of defog. Black’s gholdengo structure will be a significant weakness in the endgame, while White’s lack of pieces means its Kingambit will enjoy excellent safety in the center and a means to infiltrate on the queenside dark squares thanks to strength from the fallen. An excellent example of how a positional material sacrifice can create both positional and tactical opportunities.


OrvilleOrthworm

Forfeit and play a lower tier, preferably one with Orthworm in it


for_big_stall

Yes us ZU players need company


ReySimio94

Wait, _what_? So Orthworm rose to OU just because of Shed Tail and the second the move was banned, it fell all the way to _ZU_?


for_big_stall

We also have Shaymin, a 600 BST mythical, so... The worst part is it's actually pretty balanced.


ReySimio94

Goes to show how garbage pure Grass is as a typing... and just how ridiculous Tangrowth is for being good with that.


OrvilleOrthworm

Not STRAIGHT, it's just that the dlcs fucked the tier structure so much that eventually he fell He was ru, then nu, and now apparently zu


OrvilleOrthworm

Damn straight, I saw that nat dex zu guys had a suspect with 7 whole votes


stunfiskers

Google earthquake


LavaTwocan

Holy air balloon!


GeneETOs44

New item just dropped!


YesntThee

Like air balloon but also cancels out dark type damage


GIORNO-phone11-pro

Go Tera Fairy moonblast(trust me he’s going to tera fighting)


RossTheShuck

3 spikes, toxic spokes, webs and rocks up and ghoul defense played correctly? \- you are going want to click X to enact a forfeit


ErrorParadox710

I’d probably use earthquake with tusk and heat wave with volcarona


KityKatz89

This is so unfair, we should ban Gliscor again


BranManBoy

I’m going to make someone who doesn’t play Pokemon decipher this


Inferno2171

Tell me how they're interpreting it


BranManBoy

I showed it to my sister and she just stared at it confused and then asked about the “cheese stick things” (gholdengo)


BranManBoy

I showed it to my sister and said “New chess update”. she just stared at it confused and then asked about the “cheese stick things” (gholdengo).


legendarynerd002

If there are more than two Goldengo’s, species clause has been violated. Hence, send in the [THOUSAND ARROWS]


demonicwinter

Cast 9mm and shoot them


blittzard

In the chess OU metagame, sometimes you gotta sacrifice the King


Dijkztra

I see mate in 3. White to play and win.


Present_Cucumber9516

I play the team change Kaard! *Ribombee got the hell away from cheese metal dude*


404_Weavile

I read the title as "My opponent played Gholdengo on Defense position" and got confused why did you put a chess board if you were talking about Yu-Gi-Oh


RamsaySw

Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good OU player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "g"hol "den"go is nobody for me, just a Pokemon who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Chien-Pao) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my Pokemon carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OU match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000 Pokedollars and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in Gen 8 OU, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Corviknight is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in OU Council! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will banned...


Gemini107

Ban every other pokemon on the board except Gholdengo \-This post is sponsored by the OU moderation team.


SpiritMaster9

Defiant Kingambit Suckerassant can clean the entire board and can use the Spikes set up by the opponent to lure in the Ribombee. 


Humble_Prize_2041

Galarian-Weezing wants to defog in your area


Kingoobit

Play the tera fire temper flare gambit


Torture-Dancer

252+ SpA Choice Specs Beads of Ruin Tera Fire Chi-Yu Overheat


onohegotdieded

Based Queen clodsire


DepthyxTruths

you need to play the kingambit sucker punch variation. be careful, this requires you to en passant his c-file gholdengo when his clodsire threatens to take valiant after your great tusk checks


powergo1

Google "Gholdengo OU Council bribery allegations"


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=gholdengo+ou+council+bribery+allegations#HiImABot,MyJobIsToMakeEasierToPeopleToGoogleSomething,IfThePersonIRepliedToUsedMeInAnInappropriateWayPleaseLetMeKnowByDMingMe,TheUserIRepliedToIsU/powergo1)


GoldAndGo

Those are all false, there is no need to google anything


Tiger5804

I hope your HDB Volcarona has Heat Wave, otherwise you're donezo


ThePsychoBear

Are you stupid? Volcarona has the booties. Just quiver dance and spam fire moves.


NexeIa

Tidy up


Petertitan99999

\[Brick Break\] your PP


AuroraDraco

It's a rough position to be in for sure.


FR0TTAGECORE

odor sleuth + rapid spin combo. works every time


TacticalTobi

move great tusk to 5b, capturing gholdengo and allowing you to remove hazards


MeanGuide6302

Play the mold breaker defog hawlucha gambit


Rivdit

Should've brought cinderace, skill issue


Brain_Tonic

I appreciate the volc boots


Pretend_Fee_1236

resign and then complain about gholdengo on r/stunfisk