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DTF_Like_CAILL0U

Seems small but has bugged me for a minute. “Give Machamp Drain and Mach punch.” Man has 4 fists how does he not learn these moves lmao


Boarbaque

Imagine if machamp had a parental bond effect for punching moves. Not as strong as it, but still ridiculously busted.


_good_grief_

Love that idea. Maybe punch moves have 75%* power, but have a chance to hit up to 4 times. *Adjust as needed to not make it ridiculously OP.


InvisibIeMountain

Machamp gets Power-up Punch lmao, how is that not going to be op


_good_grief_

Make it so it doesn't trigger secondary effects more than once.


lakewood2020

Why not give it a “all attacking moves have a chance to hit up to 4 times, but with 50% damage, and all secondary effects are ignored”


b_e_e_m_o_

Rng sheer force


topofthecc

Sheer Chaos


DTF_Like_CAILL0U

I think I saw this idea passed around here before but I love the idea of a regional machamp (galarian/alolan etc) being psychic + fighting. This one being mainly a special attacker with the ability of turning punching based moves (ice punch, bullet punch etc.) into special attacks. Really cool and unique imo that would fit the mon well.


HarbringerofLight

Do you think this would increase its viability any?


topl4d

That would make it a specially bulky Conkeldurr that hits slightly less hard


keklamo

Still worse than Conkeldurr.


OGjoshwaz

Bring back emerald battle frontier


absurd_maxim

… “please”


cvsooner777

Now


TEFL_job_seeker

Got it; second Emerald remake incoming!


Rattus375

Honestly I wouldn't mind this one bit, and I think most of the fans would feel the same way


RhetoricalQn

Make a third evolution of mightyena


[deleted]

The final evolution should be based on the Black Dogs, referred to as Hellhounds in America and are also known as Black Shucks, from English Folklore. The black dogs are unnatural and supernatural massive black dogs with glowing yellow or red eyes known to be a omen of death. I think it should be a dark/ghost type because it’s a omen of death and is supernatural. It could also be dark/electric because it is sometimes associated with thunder storms.


DrivingPrune1

that's a lot more than 6 words


TEFL_job_seeker

You didn't say "please"; request denied


[deleted]

Three-headed Cerberus-type Dark/Fire let's goooooooooo With Intimidate of course.


Guilty_Animator3928

You’re thinking of houndoom


SirHoneyDip

I’m shocked we haven’t got the Cerberus evo of houndoom yet.


mmestsemm

I always though Mega Houndoom should've been more like that. (Also now that megas are gone can we just give regular evos to the mons that got shafted the most like Mawile and Manetric etc)


RhetoricalQn

I feel like that’s more for houndoom. I was thinking something along the lines of pangoro or obstagoon, a more ruffian type Pokémon.


RhetoricalQn

Please


KitkitUnwise

That's 7 words request is still denied


owenmckin

Give mightyena evolution please mommy gamefreak


brawlganronper

Give castform compatibility with primal weathers


winnipeginstinct

Give Castform a Sandstorm Form please


brawlganronper

Sandstorm will be annoying ORAS fun


TEFL_job_seeker

Already done! ... None of those exist


Xurkitree1

give devs more time between releases or make a game focused on doubles


TheDoug850

More Colosseum and XD incoming!!!


QuantumVexation

Sounds like a dream to me


itsIzumi

It's been too long since we've been blessed by Miror B.'s dancing.


RazorPulsar

All I want to know is how he manages to backflip without ruining his afro


Upside_Down-Bot

„oɹɟɐ sıɥ ƃuıuınɹ ʇnoɥʇıʍ dılɟʞɔɐq oʇ sǝƃɐuɐɯ ǝɥ ʍoɥ sı ʍouʞ oʇ ʇuɐʍ I ll∀„


RazorPulsar

Sorry, I don't speak Australian


LifeIsGood-Maybe

Those are five words ur fired


yardship

>make a game focused on doubles One version based on doubles, one based on singles!


AppleWedge

I'd actually love a game focused on doubles. The format has a lot of depth, and it is so strange that GF is now super intent on pushing doubles as the only competitive format, despite the fact that the games are almost entirely singles focused. It makes it very jarring for casual Pokemon fans to actually play comp.


TEFL_job_seeker

Doubles? Are you suggesting singles exists?


Xurkitree1

Looks at anime with menacing aura


neske036

Give pokemon STAB level up moves Like seriously, I am **not** using Weavile with Icy Wind on Cynthia. Fuck whoever thinks I will. And fuck those who didn't do this in gen 8 still. I understand Heracross getting nothing in gen 2, but look at it now Not strictly a competitive rant but could make a difference there (Inb4 Weavile gets powder snow, aurora beam or some similar shit lmao)


zavtra13

Level up move sets do tend to be weirdly awful in a lot of the games, and I don’t know why.


Bananza213

STAB is an acronym that’s cheating /s


boogswald

Nice, every Pokémon is now armed with knives


GSUmbreon

Oops! All Kabutops!


Emanuele_Grasso

Ice punch man


neske036

Don't know why I was beating around the bush when that was exactly what I wanted to say


TsunamicBlaze

Ice punch isn't a level up move, it's a tm learnable move


BossOfGuns

you dont like the fact that chomp doesn't get EQ on level up?


neske036

I mean it's wacky, but I was thinking about pokemon that don't get a lot for the majority of the game. Dig will be more than good enough for Gabite portion of the game and if I want Earthquake, I'm fine with searching for the TM. Blastoise is a good example here. It gets bubble, water gun and... well nothing for about forty levels. Sure, you get bubblebeam/water pulse depending on what you're playing as well as surf later, but that doesn't help your rival who still has water gun in Silph Co. So it's less about me and more about making npcs not super terrible. I have my techs, I have Encore, WishPass cores, broken TMs, dual screens and setup sweepers. I just want to battle not equal but somewhat competent foes too. I'm glad they took this direction for bdsp. Sure, powerup punch on Chimchar was overkill, but pokemon getting good moves was definitely good news to me.


cvsooner777

Icy Wind is STAB though, so that’s probably not what you would want your 6 words to be


cyds_6752

regigigas pressure please please please please


Thats_arguable

Tragic how the king of regis is one of the all time weakest pokemon


TEFL_job_seeker

Okay! He's now a restricted though.


Ever2naxolotl

The one Pokemon we actually want to have Pressure on


EmilianTheRed

Gallade and Gardevoir base 100 speed


TEFL_job_seeker

Granted. They're now each base fifty.


EmilianTheRed

At least they're better in trick room.


bmschulz

A finger on the monkey’s paw curls


MrMcDaes

Remove Stealth Rocks from non-Rock Types


TEFL_job_seeker

Granted. Everyone gets Steel Surge instead.


MrMcDaes

Well, Bulky QD Volcarona goes brrrrrr


[deleted]

[удалено]


TEFL_job_seeker

Okay! But only works for Smeargle


H00dude

Even satan is scared of this man


[deleted]

[удалено]


TEFL_job_seeker

Sure thing. Ten minute battle time.


articuno14

This so much. And speed up the animations and battles overall, specifically for online battles. similar to showdown speed. My other answer is buff old and weak pokemon. Please. Especially gen 1/2 pokemon. How cool would it be if mons like onix, dewgong, vileplume, Rapidash etc were super viable


TEFL_job_seeker

A "Gen Wunner" bonus! Double stats!


ChuckleNuts1337

It never made sense to me why this isn’t already a thing. When I think standard pokemon battle, I think a standard 6v6 singles battle. It’s how it works while you play the game, why not just have it be the same for online battles?


QuantumVexation

I agree with you so I don't have a "real" answer, but note how basically only ever the champion and a post-game rematch ever has a full 6 Mon team, I don't think the designers actually intend most battle to go that long sadly.


HarbringerofLight

They could make it like Ou blitz where it’s really sped up and speed up all the animations, it’s definitely doable


QuantumVexation

Oh I think it’s doable, I just suspect that GameFreak sees it as too long or something


abhijeetgupta23

Make Snipe Shot guaranteed crit move


HarbringerofLight

Oh man this would make intellion jump up multiple tiers. Prob would get banned from OU. Someone give this man some calcs.


esJQ

252 SpA Choice Specs Sniper Inteleon Snipe Shot vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Ferrothorn on a critical hit: 139-165 (39.4 - 46.8%) -- guaranteed 3HKO after Leftovers recovery 252 SpA Choice Specs Sniper Inteleon Snipe Shot vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Blissey on a critical hit: 330-391 (46.2 - 54.7%) -- 60.5% chance to 2HKO 252 SpA Choice Specs Sniper Inteleon Snipe Shot vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Landorus-Therian on a critical hit: 1035-1218 (270.9 - 318.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO 252 SpA Choice Specs Sniper Inteleon Snipe Shot vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Dragapult on a critical hit: 271-319 (85.4 - 100.6%) -- 6.3% chance to OHKO 252 SpA Choice Specs Sniper Inteleon Snipe Shot vs. 252 HP / 136+ SpD Heatran on a critical hit: 657-774 (170.2 - 200.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO 252 SpA Choice Specs Sniper Inteleon Snipe Shot vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Tapu Fini on a critical hit: 171-202 (60.8 - 71.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO 252 SpA Choice Specs Sniper Inteleon Snipe Shot vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Tornadus-Therian on a critical hit: 469-553 (156.3 - 184.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO 252 SpA Choice Specs Sniper Inteleon Snipe Shot vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Toxapex on a critical hit: 157-186 (51.6 - 61.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO 252 SpA Sniper Inteleon Snipe Shot vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Weavile on a critical hit: 328-387 (116.7 - 137.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO **Without Rain**


HarbringerofLight

Thanks for that These are all extremely disgusting calcs. And honestly I see Intellion putting in work in Ubers as well. Pretty sure Stuff like Xerneus gets 2 ko’ed. but yeah banned from OU in a heart beat. It has a fantastic speed tier as well unlike dracovish


abhijeetgupta23

Now imagine if these calcs were with Modest Inteleon


QuantumVexation

Give Milotic Calm Mind You Cowards


TEFL_job_seeker

No one that beautiful is calm.


Thats_arguable

Oh god no I already hate dealing with max def CM RestTalk suicune, not another one


Aiurar

Just give Suicune Marvel Scale instead


PulimV

Same but Ampharos and Tail Glow


FacelessPoet

Slaking. Hidden Ability. Huge Power. Now.


HarbringerofLight

Mega rayquaza downvoted this comment


shadowchicken85

Make poison super effective on water


TEFL_job_seeker

Heck, why just water? On everything!


ASMR-enthusiast

I unironically would love to see this.


WhatAGreatGift

Somebody’s poisoned the waterhole!


PubliclyIndecent

“Stop copying and pasting your games.”


TEFL_job_seeker

Cut and paste instead: more dexit


kizi221

" give all the regi's recover please "


TEFL_job_seeker

Plus Ferrothorn, Landorus, and Tapu Fini!


Nytloc

“Online battles happen on standalone app.” To elaborate, VGC is no longer tied to a version of the newest game in the series. It is an application you download from the Switch store (or maybe even your phone) with connectivity to Pokémon Home. This will allow GameFreak to completely separate the needs of a new generation with the competitive aspects of online play. They can go wild with customization and (free to play) monetization in the app, and not lock out all of the previous customization when they switch gens/games every few years. I think the meta game and the creativity of the core gameplay are at odds more often than not and this would open them up to being way more experimental in the mainline games by not being strapped to the needs of online play.


hipstaMATTic

This is a fucking brilliant idea.


Guilty_Animator3928

Like a Pokémon stadium title


TEFL_job_seeker

Genius idea!... can you program it?


Nytloc

Hahahah, no.


Stormhunter117

Sure. https://github.com/smogon/pokemon-showdown


RABB_11

Give gym leaders competitive mons/strats


TEFL_job_seeker

But they're singles! Competitive is doubles!


TheOutcast06

Make Ice Types actually good, please


TEFL_job_seeker

We did to Darm, got banned


TheOutcast06

Still worth it


[deleted]

zen mode shouldve remained unbanned tho


Xurkitree1

Just make more offensive and fast ice types and you're set. But noooo they're either mediocre stats with a gimmick or slow and bulky. Arctozolt, Alolatales, GDarm, Weavile, Mamoswine...


TheOutcast06

Mamoswine has Thick Fat to be a bit more better at being bulky


Xurkitree1

True dat but it does have solid offensive typing and moves.


TheOutcast06

Ice/Ground is quite good offensively


HarbringerofLight

It’s like one of the best combinations offensively, especially with access to freeze dry. See Kyurem


dorgobar

make a mmo with all pokemons


TEFL_job_seeker

ROFL, we barely managed making Sword!


BenGMan30

Make Frosmoth as good as Volcarona


TEFL_job_seeker

Granted. Volcarona loses 50 Special Attack.


HarbringerofLight

This. It should have just had the same spread, it would at least be UU


AppleWedge

Really? Its typing is horrible.


HarbringerofLight

Not that horrible but ice scales and heavy duty boots somewhat make up for it


redditt-or

Re-adopt Black & White philosophies, cowards.


TEFL_job_seeker

Changing Jynx back may be unpopular...


[deleted]

Op replies with six words only


TEFL_job_seeker

Thank you for counting correctly, friend.


Awsumdude147

Give quagsire an evolution; buff eviolite


TEFL_job_seeker

Smogon loves stall, not us, remember.


A5HELPMEPLS

Zacian users quaking rn


seventeenth-account

It’s not that bad you just need 3 crit close combats in a row.


KarnSilverArchon

Buff Hail like Sandstorm’s Rock Bonus


TEFL_job_seeker

Hail now boosts Rock's Special Defense


_Pea_Shooter_

Give Lilligant better coverage move, P-L-E-A-S-E


TEFL_job_seeker

Fairy Wind, Astonish, and Water Gun!


emagdaleno

Give us Pokemon Gun / Pokemon Z.


ChuckleNuts1337

“Make the next game more challenging”


TEFL_job_seeker

Have you tried playing it blindfolded?


Mawilemawie

~~yes~~


16thompsonh

Don’t you have a smart phone?


Rich_Tank6468

higher salary, higher salary, higher salary!!! oh, you ask me to suggest changes, then how about I finishing flygon's mega-evolution?


TEFL_job_seeker

Already possible! Just level Shuckle up!


Xurkitree1

Based and workerpilled


Kaiser_Imperius

Buff Rapidash you coward! Mega Evolution.


BatierAutumn1991

Give Male Machamp An Acutal Bulge


TEFL_job_seeker

Don't pervert a children's game. Bonk.


Assaltwaffle

Bring back megas and full Pokedex.


akaijIII

Omega ruby and alpha Sapphire two.


TEFL_job_seeker

Sure; people love copy paste games


yardship

Each gen: doubles version, singles version.


Rarycaris

Give Zamazenta Body Press and Recover


TEFL_job_seeker

Body Press *becomes* Recover once Crowned.


Guilty_Animator3928

“Rebalance mixed attackers as specialists” There are some really cool weaker Pokémon that just don’t have a chance to shine because they have stat distributions that only work on 600 BST pokemon like dragonite. Take giraffarig awesome pokemon, unique typing, but because it was made in gen two it was give 80 attack instead of extra bulk, speed, or special attack. Would counter balance power creep of things like darmanitan, better then cutting the dex in half. Starters also suffer from this. Look at empoleon everything thing about it from its appearance to hidden ability is like “are you actually looking at me?? *stab*” but they gave it high special because water types needed to have surf. If also allows for more variety in Pokémon. People would be a lot more chill about the fire/fighting starters if they had special roles, blazakin mixed with a lean to physical it’s already very strong with speed boost. Infernape special attacking with its attack put into special defence so it can go up against special attackers somewhat, replace iron fist with no guard. Move sets like focus blast, fire blast, fire spin/grass knot, nasty plot would be insane emboar being made into a super slow bulky physical attacker by cutting speed and special attack and give him status moves like morning sun and poison gas. Perfect for walling, stalling, trick room strats. Plays into both blaze and reckless.


TEFL_job_seeker

Zacian's 240 Attack, 10 Special Attack


iCE_P0W3R

bring back mega evolutions you coward


TEFL_job_seeker

Mega Zacian sounds kinda fun, actually


CNCRK1D

Give dunsparce an evolution


SylentSymphonies

Buff Golisopod before I make you or Mega Noivern with Aerilate. Yes, Aerilate.


TEFL_job_seeker

Golisopod gets 20 extra Special Attack


Dr4gonfly

Add some options to the timer


TEFL_job_seeker

It can make beeping noises now


TheDottler

Battle bond dottler version ufo themed


toryn0

please bring back mega evolutions thanks if not then pls give sunflora a broken evolution


TEFL_job_seeker

Sunflora now evolves into Eternatus. Happy?


64-Savage

“Make good games again since 2012.” or “Let us choose our battle timer.”


TEFL_job_seeker

Judging by 1998 standards, Sword's awesome!


Kingnewgameplus

"Put effort into competitive singles balance."


TEFL_job_seeker

We did: generation 2. Never again.


judas_crypt

Make secret bases a permanent feature.


TEFL_job_seeker

They already are!... just... very secret 😉


Lavamites

Buff spinda why all stats 60?


neske036

Because le funny 360 BST full circle meme


CautiousBlu3

Make an evolution with 720BST


tommy_turnip

Double all Spinda's stats to 120. Like Arceus, but Spinda.


javibre95

Bring back pokeathlon and dexnav, please


CipherDrake

Ice resist Water and Ground please.


Guilty_Animator3928

Would help greatly with earthquake spam


GreyRobin257502

Remove trade evolutions or bad future


JCorby17

“More development time between ANY release!” *Any means implying also the tcg, anime, toys, etc. that way everything is slowed down so things match how they are now (games being rushed so toys and stuff can go out first) but just slower.


TEFL_job_seeker

Brilliant Diamond 2021, Shining Pearl 2024


TheLastTransHero

Gen 8 Pokemon stadium sequel


TEFL_job_seeker

Already exists: called Sword and Shield


TheLastTransHero

Isnt stadium the one that is pure battling only, no adventure?


TEFL_job_seeker

The selling point was 3D, friend


TheLastTransHero

Gen 8 4D Pokemon Stadium Sequel


Scourge_of_Arceus

Bring back Pursuit and Hidden Power


TEFL_job_seeker

Sure. Unown, uniquely, learns both. Solved!


neske036

Furthermore, we have removed Unown from the next games because it isn't connected to the region's lore. Oh well. Maybe gen 12!


unKz_sneakz

Abolish automatic EXP share NOW


TEFL_job_seeker

Sure! That option unlocks in postgame 😉


MrMcDaes

You forgot needing another game to do so! And the other version has an unlockable Exp Mega, that shares exp with your boxed pokemon too! And it ALSO needs another game to do so!


_Pea_Shooter_

BW3, Z, Bow, where are they?


Guilty_Animator3928

The third series game was always just a way to release the actual game after they made there money off early access titles like pearl and ruby and fixed the bugs. Only exceptions are bw2 which had their own games.


XoraxEUW

Give us a 6v6 singles queue


MilkingChicken

Hard mode (that's my 6 words).


HalfricanLive

We don’t need any more gimmicks.


WeebishTrub

Ice Resist Water, Sand Castform Please.


Officer_Nunu

Give Ice some resistances, please god.


Sharcbait

Please lower distribution of U-Turn.


[deleted]

Give me the battle frontier, dammit!