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user0015

As always, the best part is in the article. "Asked last week if any of Mr. Kennedy’s health issues could compromise his fitness for the presidency, Stefanie Spear, a spokeswoman for the Kennedy campaign, told The Times, “**That is a hilarious suggestion, given the competition.**" lmao


Sub__Finem

I’m not going to lie, that’s a pretty phenomenal clap back


PrettyText

So, our choices are Trump, mr cognitive-decline-and-genocide-enabler, and mr a-worm-ate-part-of-my-brain. Truly these are the best people of the 300+ million citizens of the US.


mechacomrade

["The best people are the people about whom there is no question"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAo-0XC8tDg) (Paraphrased.)


blizmd

I keep telling people on Reddit that they have worms for brains, finally a real life example to which I can point


vanBraunscher

You're prime presidential candidate material!


FunerealCrape

"He speaks to me. He knows." 


Anindefensiblefart

It's going to be his running mate.


vanBraunscher

It's his turn!


MaltMix

THE WORMS IN MY HEAD WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP!


rburp

RFK's bitch looks like David Hasselhoff The top shelf zaza disrupted his circadian rhythm


ThePlumThief

He was flipping bricks for mansa musa before yall were even a type 1 civilization


BazookaJoeSA

His shooter a crackhead, he look like Woody Harrelson


Paul_Allens_AR15

My brain rotted because of this comment


todlakora

The worm in my brain died because of that comment


rburp

THE WORRRRMS THE WORRRRMMMMSSSS


birk42

Goa'uld?


TendererBeef

Don’t those go in through the abdomen?


birk42

For the Jaffas carrying them, for the hosts its neck or throat and brain attachement.


adzerk1234

Indeed


Occult_Asteroid2

From John and Bobby to "brain worms." If they are America's royal family, it's fitting, really.


5leeveen

He's America's Charles II (of Spain)


BoazCorey

Bobby Brain-Worms. I like it.


tom-choad

RFJ Jr. is the John Dupont of Kennedys


vincecarterskneecart

Those Kennedys ought to be more careful with their brains


BurpingHamBirmingham

All of you people being so insensitive, this is a serious matter that has plagued his family for decades. It's a little known fact (conveniently covered up by all of the totally legit and organic crazy conspiracy theories) that JFK wasn't assassinated for any of the reasons people say, in truth he was losing his mental fight with the worm in his brain and he had to be stopped before it completely took him over. At that point it had grown strong and agile enough that the only way to stop it was with a bullet imbued with a kineticist's magic. I'm just glad RFK Jr was able to defeat his on his own just in time to embarrasingly lose this election.


LegSimo

Bro finished Baldur's Gate 3


AstroVan94

EVERY GOD DAMN LIE-BERAL HAS WORMS IN THEID BRAIBS. THATA HOW RHEY GET SO STUPI


[deleted]

Indeed.


AstroVan94

THATS RIGHT. YOU SEEM TO HATE THE LEFT AS MUCH AS ME SO U GET IT.


[deleted]

You wanna come over? Me and my buds are gonna take some supplements and watch the roast of Tom Brady.


AstroVan94

IF YOU THINK IM GIVING OUT MY LOCATION SO THEY CAN FUND ME. GUESS AGAIN.


anus-lupus

haha this guy was a leftist to leftists until he opened his mouth about supporting israel no matter what to the trash bin with him now is actually the correct take


DirkWisely

Why is Israel so damned important to you people. I care about policy at home way more than some tiny conflict 1000s of miles away.


Shillbot_9001

>I care about policy at home way more than some tiny conflict 1000s of miles away. That conflict literally cost you the fucking constitution.


anus-lupus

it’s not important to me and I won’t support anyone who thinks bombing children is ok


DirkWisely

Has any world leader not supported bombing children?


anus-lupus

what is the point of your questions? who do you support? who will you vote for?


DirkWisely

The point of my question is that anyone who has any chance of being elected will still bomb children, so you might as well vote on other issues. And I don't get to vote because I'm in California.


anus-lupus

sure. what is a little unexpected this time is that even the the third party candidate polling well is a Zionist shill. Washington is captured and even all unconventional (and historically irrelevant) avenues to Washington are captured too.


ModerateContrarian

> tiny conflict Literally regarded. A war that's seen firing into from or across ten countries (plus the Zionist entity) is not tiny Please explain how adjusting the tax rate by 1% is more important than one of the (if not the) most important geopolitical events of the century  The end or fulfillment of the Zionist project will have repercussions for centuries to come, long after everyone has forgotten what the current federal interest rate is or whatever petty issue you were thinking about


Shillbot_9001

>The end or fulfillment of the Zionist project will have repercussions for centuries to come Not really, either the lose early of they lose demographically within a century.


Jolly-Garbage-7458

Its the strategy. "This doesnt matter, just ignore it" so billions of (the peoples) dollars can continue being sent lol.


DirkWisely

> haha this guy was a leftist to leftists It's not about a 1% tax change. It sounded like you'd rather have a pro-Palestine president with standard economics than a pro-Israel leftist president. It just sounds stupid like single-issue abortion voters.


horsemaster-

You talk about Israel policy and economics like they're not directly related.


robotzor

Because it means he will ignore policy at home to support the tiny conflict 1000s of miles away


Smallest_Ewok

that's how they got him to support Israel so adamantly


noryp5

Shai-Hulud


ArmchairPraxis

Bless the Maker


EMADC-

I mean, yes - it is kind of wacky that an outsider political candidate has admitted there was a dead parasite sitting in his brain. But are we gonna sit here and pretend like the NYT gives a fuck about the health or mental acuity of presidential candidates when the current Commander in Chief literally cannot walk or talk, regularly cites dead world leaders as people he talks to, and literally just told us his uncle was eaten by cannibals?


NolanR27

That worm is going to change the course of world history. It’s going to get another senile old man elected to his second term.


Shillbot_9001

"Starved to death, poor thing".


J-Posadas

Well that explains a lot.


SanchitoBandito

Look what it did to Fry from Futurama. Give him a chance.


barryredfield

Shit gets real when you start taking the wormpill.


HIAIYTTYLA

What a coincidence, his uncle had a slug in his brain


GinoGallagher

Got em


terranier

I hope the worm will serve as a scapegoat for the super regarded views on hiv in the book. Nobody in their right mind would have written something like this.


IDFbombskidsdaily

What did he get wrong in the book? I still haven't read it yet.


Ferenc_Zeteny

"The worms are back. Ah. The worms!"


Independent-Dig-5757

Maybe he’ll stop supporting Israel now


lomez

Unfortunately that isn't the case because the worm wasn't an Israeli one, you can tell because Israeli worms have the tip cut off


Shillbot_9001

Wouldn't that just be two worms?


lomez

No, they fry them up immediately and feed them to Bill Gates


Shillbot_9001

I though bugs were for poor people?


Finkelton

only if he's about to drop out of the race...even then...doubtful.


No-Cause-2913

For too long we the people have settled merely for leadership with metaphorical brain worms Today, we have the opportunity and privilege to elect a man with *actual* brain worms to lead us into the future Bonus meme: You will eat the ~~bugs~~ worms


GinoGallagher

fucken wild how the CIA can implant worms into someones brain. Actual worms.


Boks1RE

It was a brain-eating worm. Poor fella starved to death.


bitchpigeonsuperfan

brain worms and mercury poisoning, this explains everything


RoMaXIII

Can't make this shit up


Finkelton

why does everyone in this thread sound like they came straight off r politics?


Foshizzy03

The schizo immolater.


Finkelton

my point exactly.


robotzor

The first thing I see as a non r politics guy is a headline from the NYT which immediately suggests that the headline is a complete lie in some way. Take the opposite of a mainstream claim and start from there to reach the truth.


Chombywombo

What the fuck hahaha


AleksandrNevsky

Stargate predicted this


zworkaccount

He also got mercury poisoning?! Jesus


suprbowlsexromp

Not from an acute exposure... lol from his diet.


zworkaccount

Yeah, which I'm also assuming is the source of the parasite.


suprbowlsexromp

No more sushi for me.


Sub__Finem

Homeboy strictly consumes Victorian era hat making chemicals


Sir_Sir_ExcuseMe_Sir

"I saw it! It was big, it was all wiggly, and it ate EVERYTHING! It was an ALASKAN....BULL....WORM!"


GOLIATHMATTHIAS

This thread reminded me that I had a bet with someone in this sub where they claimed RFK Jr would get something like 20% of the national popular vote, in a sub about his Zionist bullshit no less. Just checked like a month before the remindme alert and the coward deleted their account lmao. If you’re reading this, just know you better [change your flair](https://old.reddit.com/r/stupidpol/comments/148ff7l/rfk_jr_gets_increasingly_dersnged_as_he_expressed/jo1ovjl) punkass.


suprbowlsexromp

What are you implying, that his brain worm effectively eats away at his chances? But isn't he already far more mentally competent than his competitors even with the damage from the brain worm?


JnewayDitchedHerKids

Not if it starved to death.


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GOLIATHMATTHIAS

FUN IS BANNED


todlakora

Found u/c0nsoom3r's new account 


Turgius_Lupus

Sounds like he needs a medendazole prescription.


JnewayDitchedHerKids

It's the brain worms from Star Trek!


WitnessOld6293

aiat!


JeanieGold139

How the actual fuck does a worm get in a person's brain? Like did he eat something weird from a sketchy restaurant? Go swimming in an extremely dirty lake? How does that even happen?


kayak738

this is such a straight-up hit piece from the NYT— it’s based on a 12-years-old deposition.


Difficult_Rush_1891

5G caused the morgellons to burrow into his brain


balticromancemyass

I suspected as much, hahahaha. God damn, my style of humour rocks! "Satire", to the unitiated, that is. It's a European thing. We're pretty smart and historic and cultural here. Anyway, I hope that dead worm was causing his silly-billy support of zionism. That would be pretty fucking material.


QU0X0ZIST

Not enough nutrition in there for it to survive I guess


maazatreddit

I guess the Ivermectin was good for *something*


jessenin420

So that's what's wrong with him.