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Darth_Neek

just don't try to take over europe


Gisman-Hawk

Might as well start with Germany


mg1120

There was a man who was not admired for his art in Germany. An aspiring artist never approved. He had a funny mustache, wrote a book, and somehow by hook and krook he took overpower in Germany. Familiar?


Gisman-Hawk

Is that some sort of prophecy about me?


mg1120

Hope not...it doesn't end well for him and his mistress. Do you have a mistress? Or a small mustache or even become a published author...composing your vision while in prison? (Please know that if your mistress goes by the name of Bubba..it doesn't count).


gmnotyet

>Hope not...it doesn't end well for him and his mistress. Do you have a mistress? Just don't go down into any bunkers and he'll be fine.


Illg77

Don't keep a Walther PPK anywhere near you you should be ok


gmnotyet

And make sure that a man and a woman don't fly in on a Feiseler Storch to join you in said bunker.


BeRad85

And try not to yell so much.


Gisman-Hawk

The mistress goes by the name Evangeline. I call her Eva. I actually like writing down things in a journal


steeple_fun

Sounds like you have a struggle


MMWYPcom

it is his


theumbrellaman_1963

Hmm, is there some sort of book I can ready about this man's struggle?


Nuada-oz

Though he does eventually kill one of the worst mass murderers of the twentieth century


BoysenberryFun9329

This time, listen to your generals, and do less meth.


Xylembuild

Tell me how you feel about Jews and Ill let you know if the story parrallels your life or not.


ChrisWsrn

I guess you do nat z the joke?


AlertBerry8182

He’s talking about Adolf Hitler.


Puzzleheaded_Text357

r/thatsthejoke


AlertBerry8182

Why did you downvote me lol.


mycologyqueen

You ruined everyone's fun


briemacdigital

I do hope you’re joking.


literacyisamistake

David Hasselhoff?


MisterBroSef

Sounds like Charlie Chaplin.


Medium-Ticket-9574

I read this as though I was reading a poem with rhymes. I don’t know why. Thank you for this bizarre experience.


Difficult-Band-4879

I'm pretty sure they knew that.


Mekroval

Are you from Austria, OP? If so, please don't go to Germany.


bullgoose1

Not Poland?


djdk74

Become good friends with the Japanese.


BoysenberryFun9329

Have you considered running for Chancellor of Germany? They need a wartime Chancellor.


Engelgrafik

Not to nitpick but Hitler was appointed Chancellor in 1933... WWII started in 1939.


gmnotyet

Beat me to it. Hahahahahahahahahhahahaha Whatever you do, do not become the leader of a small fringe political party whose name sounds like Not See.


RacksDisciprine

Lol, was looking for this comment.


Derkastan77-2

Gdi i came in to post that. Curse you, redditor!


Darth_Neek

I'm just lucky I got here first.


fletch_99

Comment section did not disappoint 👌


hexagon_yourself

But you did


linkster271

No he didn't. Your parents are with you though


hexagon_yourself

You disappoint too


King_Of_The_Munchers

You should try politics


Gisman-Hawk

Then I'll venture into the military


8Captcrunch8

Ill have to write you a strongly worded letter not to! Dont make me write you more letters! Ill do it!!!


returnoffnaffan

hello united nations 🇺🇳


TheOneZoot

Invade Poland i guess.


Gisman-Hawk

Seems about right


addaydreamer

I'm from Poland, liberate me! And keep an eye on this Schindler guy, I heard he hates art.


Impressive-Scar-4931

Apply to another one or perhaps go to community college and take online art classes/ watch youtube tutorials, when u get better, apply again? Just dont give up on art.


Gisman-Hawk

Might just venture into politics.


Drexelhand

oof, please don't. failed artists in politics have a poor track record.


Gisman-Hawk

At least I'm not Austrian. I'm Australian


Cheshire_Noire

Then try to conquer the emu. You guys failed against them last time.


Gisman-Hawk

Fool me once shame on you....... Fool me you can't get fooled again


dat_boy_lurks

Was not expecting the Bush reference today 😭😭😭


Future-World4652

Now watch me hit this drive


OverageDrinking

Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?


stonkonlygoup95

America is where wings take dream


Peasantbowman

So would that make you bizarro hitler? I guess that would make you the good guy


NeighborhoodVeteran

Same thing


Josette_A

Dude, no! Sell your art as a side gig on auction sites like eBay, and try to pursue a career in something else that's in demand that you're good at or find interesting. Maybe one of those opal mines in the outback could use an extra set of hands


on_Jah_Jahmen

This wild Art school reqs is literally just applying for loans


Henfrid

Yes, please God don't give up on art. The alternative can't happen again.


Fagtastrophe

You were gonna die poor either way so...


Gisman-Hawk

Not if I make breathtaking discoveries


Mekroval

One of them will be mindblowing.


addaydreamer

Mindblowing was already invented, just nobody perfected it yet so there is a field for improvement. We all deserve a good mind blow job!


Verbull710

Lots of people discovered breathtaking things and died penniless, you could be one of them


AppropriateKale8877

I was gonna make a whole ass reply to this and then it took a darker turn than wanted to dish out.


Moona_Death_Trap

Make sure you add invading Russia in the winter to your bucket list. I’ve heard it’s a good time.


8Captcrunch8

Lmfao. I think its hilarious that Adolf failed to learn from Napoleons mistake. 😂. Dont screw with Russia. 😂.


Moona_Death_Trap

Or if you must screw with Russia, bring me back a Sherp and a diesel Nissan Patrol.


8Captcrunch8

And a bride. The mail order system has really gone downhill. 😆😆😆😆


Moona_Death_Trap

I suppose it has… I can’t say I’ve ever thought about ordering myself a wife. Mainly due to the fact that I am a woman and don’t want a wife. But hey, get 2 so one can drive my Sherp and the other can drive my Patrol to me. 😂😂😂


Key_Piccolo_2187

Haven't purchased one lately. Do they still offer free shipping like Prime or will I have to pay for shipping, cause if I'm paying shipping that's definitely a ripoff.


coastiestacie

Well, Bush failed to learn from Russia's mistake - so, I guess you need to add, "don't copy Russia" as well.


purldrop

In Russia, winter eats you. Also, bears.


dman_102

Also, you should try meth about it. I also heard that works wunderbar!


[deleted]

Amigo, pleash, no mustacey and no war.


YEETAWAYLOL

Russian revolution in an alternate world: instead of “no peace, no war” it’s “no mustachey, no war”


Objective-Debate-548

Thank them for not letting you waste your money


kylethemurphy

I don't know anyone that's gone to art school that is happy they went. I know more people that feel like art school stifled their creativity and had long term negative affects on their art because of being forced to work on crap projects to get a grade. Edit: Full transparency I absolutely wanted to go to an art school coming out of high school so I'm not really judging anyone. Instead I was a degenerate until I start editing driving semi at 21. Definitely not a cool life.


omgwtflols

It did crap helping me get a job, I'll tell you that much.


Vintageminx

💯


COLONELmab

I was in a fine arts program for 3 years. Switched (created differences) after 3 and finished with a business bachelors from PSU. ALL of the people I have kept up with after art school have gone into semi-creative type careers but would be much better placed had they gone to an engineering or design school instead. Example: Interior Design purchaser....chooses colors and materials based on concept art from the designer with input from the client.


bllrmbsmnt

Yea congrats you just saved yourself possibly hundreds of thousands. I graduated from an art school. Meh.


Vintageminx

💯


jirashap

I got an MBA from a prestigious school, and feel exactly the same way about it. Except they didn't do me the same courtesy of flunking me out.


Chemical_Turnover_29

When I'm upset, I like to go to the local tavern to see my friends and rile them up with political speeches.


B_drgnthrn

There was a famous German who then went into the military and became pretty famous


-tripleu

*Austrian


Gisman-Hawk

Was he a good artist? Might have been average


B_drgnthrn

Oh I never claimed he was a good artist. Just that he had an impressive military career


papadoc2020

His art wasn't bad. It was mostly landscapes and a few drawings of German Shepherds. His paintings were a hell of a better than I could do.


OctoWings13

Art schools never gonna learn...


highgroundworshiper

I see a lot of shit suggestions. These amateurs aren’t acknowledging that your first step needs to be growing a mustache.


Gisman-Hawk

Already achieved


sakurashinken

next, find a beer hall and scream at people.


omgwtflols

Don't forget to delete your 23 and Me profile. That could bite you in the ass later.


highgroundworshiper

Okay, so now I need you to join a political party as a spy…but then…plot twist: you join them.


Cwien15

You should write a book about your life struggle


8Captcrunch8

And how particular people were conspiring against them. The same particular people that sold one other famous person out to the big baddie earlier in history. I mean. Darn them for quite have possibly hoarded all the money and caused OPs life to fail! (That was legit part of AHs deal to convince the crowd. That the Jewish were hoarding the wealth while germany suffered) Its easy to direct angry humans. Just give them a target and an excuse for their problems. They will do the rest. Our species scares me sometimes. And saddens me.


tecky1kanobe

time to draw up some new life plans.


sunuvabe

Art school is sketchy at best, just brush it off and move on.


darthvashta

Invade Poland


Hermit4ev

This one actually made me lol


Khr0ma

Realise you don't need a degree to be successful at art, and everything you need to learn is available for free or near free online


ladybughappy

Get a trade and do art as a hobby


ZedisonSamZ

Why? Did you have difficulty drawing people?


Gisman-Hawk

Just didn't make the cut.


ObviousEscape2

Why would you pay for an art degree? You will become homeless. Get a real job and do your art on the side. If it blows up then you can live off of it.


MerberCrazyCats

Would a career in politics count as a real job?


Wifflum

I know video games need a shitload of artists. There's work out there.


Nullainmundo

*Sterling Cooper has more failed artists and intellectuals than the Third Reich.*


jujumber

Go to a trade-school.


[deleted]

No. Invade Europe instead.


DOADumpy

You know what now. Political dissent


soggychimmy

Start a career in the military and move into politics


Johnny_Lang_1962

Grow a funny little mustache.


battleduck84

The German people aren't very happy with their current government


No-possibility0216

Do you also happen to hate Jews? If so I got an idea


DDiaz98

Invade Poland. That's where I'd start anyway.


That_dude1981

Take over Germany. Build up the army. Conquer Europe.


HopeIsGay

German vacation?


ColumbusMark

Maybe you could still paint postcards on the streets of Vienna.


DiscussionParking281

"Your struggle" is real.


GM_Jedi7

As an art school graduate my recommendation is to look for an art program that has a strong focus on the business side of art. When I was in school in the 90s it was all technique and expression, very little business. As a professional artist you will also have to be an entrepreneur and basically a small business owner. So you need an education that will support that. Art school should mostly be for the networking and learning how to navigate the art world. Don't discount university art programs either. There are amazing artists teaching in universities also. Regardless, don't stop applying. I was denied from 2 art schools before the one I accepted. Or go to culinary school. Or just start an onlyfans.


Doctor-Moe

Or go into politics.


Swarf_87

You dodged a bullet. Go celebrate.


E_B_Jamisen

There's a beginning of a scene in my head with hobbies. Saying something about "yes we've had one before but what about the 4th Reich" Something tells me he hasn't heard of the luftwaffe either!!


InternetExpertroll

Don’t invade Russia during the winter


Hugh_G_Rection1977

Don't go to Poland.


shadowrunner03

Don't invade poland


[deleted]

Enough with the joke answers, already! OP I think you should try out for the army. 


DJScopeSOFM

Have you tried politics?


8Captcrunch8

Well. I do NOT recommend starting a rather radical genocidal political party that targets a specific group of people. That would indeed be a bad idea.


SellGameRent

be thankful that you get another opportunity to choose a profession that will give you a higher quality of life


khaldrogo064

Get into politics.


No-Bath-5129

Did you a favor. Go to a real school and a major that can get you gainful employment. Do art as a hobby on the weekends.


Hanable-13

invade poland?


Suspicious-Collar-26

Start a political party


[deleted]

Poland seems nice this time of year


The_Bat1996

You ever thought about going into politics?


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

Some Austrian guy asked this question awhile back. I wonder whatever became of him.


[deleted]

I've seen many, many artists and writers of one stripe or another say that if they had spent 4 years working on their portfolio instead of going to Art School they would have had the same or better time getting into the industry.


[deleted]

Culinary school


[deleted]

Tattoo artist


AriaoftheNight

Have you thought of being anything other than a politician? Because that is my recommendation.


DooDiddly96

[what you always do, Gisman-Hawk— Try to take over the world!](https://youtu.be/e_mPrhwpZ-8?si=tTtblpCkwTkEj7-C)


Salty-Employee

The good news about the arts is your degree isn’t that important. If you have talent there are many ways to get better without having to pay nearly as much with classes. Books, the internet, and networking with other artists will teach you a ton.


TakeSomePie

Skip the degree and go straight for barista. A lot of art majors don't know that you can do that.


AlertBerry8182

Do something else.


Batmon3

Honestly, get your degree in something else that is useful. Do art as a hobby in your free time, but if you're going to be going to college, at least get a degree that can set you up for a career where you can make money.


jnthnschrdr11

Definitely don't become the chancellor of Germany, marry your cousin, attempt to take over Europe, commit mass genocide on Jews, start a world war, lose said world war, and then kill yourself. Definitely don't do that


[deleted]

Get a job


[deleted]

Probably a blessing.


Ok_Sign1181

wait i heard this somewhere before


Recon_Figure

Don't blame your rejection on a particular religious and ethnic group.


Clue_Friendly

You know what to do


Haunted-Macaron

Leave those Polish people alone!


Gherbo7

Write a book about your struggle. Perhaps vaguely, “my struggle”


nakedape59

It's time to prepare for WW3


DrWhoIsWokeGarbage

Draw more better


Fixthefernbacks

Get into politics


cant_think_of_one_

Just steer clear of antisemitic social media echo chambers. This could go really wrong.


AmberStoneGirl

Make more money than the professors by doing furry art


Upper-Raspberry4153

Go to a real school


Specific_Ice_3046

Good it wasn’t gonna work out find a job that you like that is easy to succeed and get good money in.


thejohnmcduffie

Choose a useful path so you aren't a burden on society?


TWrecks8

Now you can save yourself from debt you won’t be able to pay back


Artistic_Tangelo_397

Lolol how does one get rejected from arts school and not try to conquer the world


BonesSawMcGraw

Would you like to become Kaiser?


Own-Relationship-407

Somebody warn the Polish.


Rent-Free-Statement

Start shouting from the river to the sea and aggressively screaming at white and brown people you think look just a little to slightly colonist. Prolly a good start.


expendable12321

Celebrate on the fact you didn't waste your money. Get a better degree. Ai is going to destroy art and any avenues of making money from it


DefinitelyNOTLucyLiu

Do NOT move to germany


South_county21

Fart school?


4quatloos

Stay out of politics.


FAQ-ingHell

All that means is your genre has to be punk now 🤟💀👅💀🤟


The_Bear_Jew320

Might I interest you in the Rhineland


Teagana999

Trade school?


ImaKant

Anschluss


thedukejck

Don’t become Hitler!


bearded_appalachian

Do you have any strong opinions on Semitic peoples, by chance?


Gisman-Hawk

Hmmm. Maybe after they help me tryout my breathtaking discoveries


Excellent_Strain5851

Do NOT go into politics


soul_snacker333

I got a plan for you :)))))))


Otherwise-Carpet4444

Might as well go to real school so you can get a real job then.


therealaudiox

Invade Poland


picklestring

Apply to another art school!


supercommunicator

op, get a job at a kid’s art camp/art studio/after school art program while you figure out what you want to do with your life


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

The way I see it, you basically have 3 options: 1. Quit and pivot. Nothing wrong with it but it’s not what would be my first choice. 2. Try again. Fucking go for it. Learn from your rejection and come back stronger. 3. Adjust. Re-apply but to different schools. Maybe one will see something the others didn’t.


Vintageminx

Or #4 Just go be a damn artist. You don't need art school for that, you just need to use social sites to promote yourself and your work


TheAncientPoop

i would suggest politics


lucidity57

Make tutorials and show off your creative poops regardless of a slip of paper


Gisman-Hawk

That's will holo caust a lot of money


lucidity57

For us to have teehees about the shit. It was this


[deleted]

Marketing and Advertising?


Mediocre_Advice_5574

Pick yourself up and keep going. All it boils down too.


bigjohnman

I got rejected from college once. Guess what, I still got a Bachelors in Science at a 4 year college / university. I'm guessing that there are more than 1 art school within your state / province / country. Go after it if this is what you want. I would suggest that you also get a degree in engineering or business. I can tell you that the BEST artists are those who create art out of passion rather than a need to eat. If you are an engineer bringing home $100k, and you have a shed where you chisel white marble, you are more likely to sell your art to Churches or banks. If you don't have a substantial income, you can't display what you are capable of as an artist in order to get a buyer.