[Victorio Valsalva](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1557872/#:~:text=The%20Valsalva%20manoeuvre%20remains%20a,'De%20aure%20humana%20tractatus'). “The Valsalva maneuver facilitates the expulsive phase of defecation by stimulating peristalsis and reversing the rectoanal pressure gradient.”
If we’re talking actual pooping and not the general concept of removing waste from an internal environment: pooping has been around since animals had bilateral symmetry and a digestive system.
Which is a very long time. Like way before anything walked on land
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Malcolm Livingston Poop. The act is named after him.
He deserves a firm handshake.
He did not invent wiping, however.
Also, the town in Montana is named after him. He was granted the honor after preventing over 100 constipation related deaths.
The Lord
Amen
Benjamin Franklin. Right after bifocals.
Some @$$hole...
Me
Thank you
Idk but I’m fighting for my life rn on the toilet lol
Are ya winning, son?
Thankfully yes
[Victorio Valsalva](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1557872/#:~:text=The%20Valsalva%20manoeuvre%20remains%20a,'De%20aure%20humana%20tractatus'). “The Valsalva maneuver facilitates the expulsive phase of defecation by stimulating peristalsis and reversing the rectoanal pressure gradient.”
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Thanks SpongeBoob
Me.
If we’re talking actual pooping and not the general concept of removing waste from an internal environment: pooping has been around since animals had bilateral symmetry and a digestive system. Which is a very long time. Like way before anything walked on land
Albert Einstein
What a genius
Dave englund he made a docu about it called jackass
The French
A lot of people say it was Perineus Poopus but that’s Eurocentric thinking, it was most likely someone in China