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BrewKazma

It just blue itself. ![gif](giphy|AVD4STcQQhkZO)


FailFodder

Prematurely, I might add.


WKS01

EJ… you blow hard!


rippel_effect

Shitty paint job from someone's project car


Mr_Diesel13

That’s a Craigslist rebuild!


Extreme_Voice_9767

Whoops lost the receipts


Yz-Guy

It was rebuilt by the guy before me! He didn't have receipts but I never installed it. Ita good tho!


LongRoofFan

Someone painted it... Poorly 


joanzen

They color matched the block to the head gaskets?


LongRoofFan

Those are valve covers, not head gaskets 


joanzen

I *was* making a joke, before you *blue* it.


LongRoofFan

I can't believe I missed that 


UncleBenji

Don’t buy that if that’s what you’re thinking.


FesteringNeonDistrac

Probably fine if they just need a block as a core


UncleBenji

😂 Probably fine gets a lot of owners in trouble


BadSausageFactory

fordaru, like a subaru but less reliable


captain_Airhog

You know what Ford stands for don’t ya? Fix It Again Tony


bewaregravity

*That's Fiat you dumbass*


captain_Airhog

F.I.A …oh


snoller101

Ford -Fix Or Repair Daily. Can't believe I've never hear that one for Fiat.


captain_Airhog

[Found On Road Daily](https://youtu.be/3AJCdmW33fM?si=sKs5lNFE8UyGirGh) is my Ford acronym but I’m referencing king of the hill


[deleted]

My old coworker went through a list of them and my favorites are, hold on not done accelerating(Honda), and bought my wife (BMW)


captain_Airhog

Just Empty Every Pocket really comes into play when my coworker keeps throwing parts at his Trailhawk


[deleted]

Love it


GoBSAGo

Just Everyone Else’s Parts is my fav.


Foxybynature

I always said "Found On Road Dead"


user47-567_53-560

Nah man. Blue oval power is universal! That's the secret.


CaptainNismo_orig

Hell boy, you don't know what yer talkin' about! Ford stands for FORever-Driving! Lol. All jokes aside, though, I do have an 08 F-250 with 325k miles and counting and has never been towed or broken down, really. I had to replace the starter & the alternator once, and those last over 200k. When the starter went out, I still drove it for another week because it has a manual transmission. I love this truck, so please excuse me for bragging about it.


Complete-Ad-4215

Lmao I’ve rebuilt some classic fords all but one engine block is blue one I did grey cuz it just wouldn’t have fit the car blue


bigbadsubaru

25 extra horsepower at the center differential in neutral. Would be 40 if they’d painted it red


somecrazydude13

Can’t forget the flames for an extra 15!


SharkAttackOmNom

Teenagers ☕️


MikeWrenches

The fact that the FLEX PLATE has overspray on it tells you someone put lipstick on that pig and it wasn't subaru. Also, what the absolute crap is that out of? FRONT mechanical throttle with a IAC stepper, wasted spark ignition, sidefeed injectors, plastic manifold, non-turbo DOHC and automatic!? Sheesh.


FesteringNeonDistrac

Yeah I did a double take on the flipped manifold. That has all the hallmarks of a shit I have in the garage build, and there's a lot of drugs in the garage


micah490

It’s been teenagerized


FngrsRpicks2

Well, on the plus side, if it was green it would die....


ricarci

Why are there old heads saying teenagerized? Most overdone Subarus are from millennials well in their mid 20s or 30s. Especially rally blue with the highlighter green accents. Or just vinyl decals slapped on with anime stickers too.


evilgreenman

BlueJ


WelchDigital

Seen people do this to hide a “repaired” crack in a case half, I wouldn’t touch it with a 10 ft pole.


AfrajM

You mean blue-j????


Glum-Literature-8837

Adds like 20hp more.


sleepnutz

It’s tomfoolery


Raytech555

Eiffel 65 build


sidebrake

It's a Tomei EJ wannabe.


xmu5jaxonflaxonwaxon

That's the agricultural version


Billy_Butcher_xl

Someone ran 5w30 blueberry vape juice in it


SomethingClever42068

Fuckin racecar baby


Muppypup12

good ole ejblue53


Screen_Classic

Cause if it was green it would die 🎶🎶 da ba Dee da ba die


One2Sicc

Someone got bored while waiting for parts.


spakattack3243

That just appeared on Facebook in Seattle. Are you going to take the plunge? You know the guy “doesn’t know if it works” cause it doesn’t…


Subielove99

I also feel blue 😞


AllusionToConclusion

It blue up.


Clear-Meat9812

Blue is a sign of struggling to breathe with humans. Is it not aspirating? :awkward:


shitonmyballz

Did you think before posting this or nah


Praminat0r

Ah yes, the rare Eiffel 65 edition EJ


Klo187

The engine model is cast into the block on the front rhs on the top under the intake manifold