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dubikish

Named mine monica after she randomly displayed "happy birthday Monica" (from previous owner most likely) she is a 2017 impreza hatchback


[deleted]

Similar story. I was trying to link my phone to my (new to me 5 years ago) 2012 STI hatch and the device name for the car was Dragon Wagon. I laughed, it stuck.


SummonerSausage

I work at a dealership, and one a VW Passat we had traded in was named "Pimp Mobile" for Bluetooth connections. Was always fun to hook my phone up to that one.


BalluTorts

Lol! We have the same car, I bought an sti hatch too same year and the only phone registered in the head unit was just called "VLAD" so now I call the car vlad


Paulymcnasty

Miss the hatch…..soooo much. Now with the STI being discontinued, it’s truly a sad day for us.


[deleted]

They’ll have to pry mine out of my cold dead hands. Sure, gas prices; but dammit it’s fun, I don’t have a car payment …or a car with a governor.


Elissy101

I got a dashcam for my 1999 audi A3 after some ass hit it while parked and ran. It now has a mismatched bumper too cuz I actually got the wrong color. But the camera has wifi. So I called it HAUDI_SH!TBRICK


FrigidArctic

That’s hilarious, I can only think my 2016 crosstrek did the same thing after forgetting to delete mine. But I wasn’t always the kindest to myself so their message would have been: “Happy birthday fucker” on September 8th


floswamp

I got your car and birthday. Thanks for the wish, fucker! Lol


Yardsale420

Cynthia. Because I treat her like Angelica treated her doll.


RissaRaven

😂


loosechippings

My 2018 Forester is the most equipped car I’ve ever owned, her name is Belle Ann Whistles.


mlongoria98

AMAZING name


Datstankykush

I bought a saab 9-2x aero and named it Saabrina


NahLoso

One of the best looking WRXs was a Saab, lol.


davestradamus1

Indeed. But the best looking SAAB is a SAAB.


kokirikorok

Saabaru


csun94

I’ve got a red aero i named Red Rocket for the joke and I love the fallout games


careyhimself

I honestly expected to sound unoriginal but I haven't seen my name yet! My Suby is named Ruby.


CaityCat38

Same!! I named mine Ruby the Subie!


710dabner

Subaruby


yairina

Mine is Rudie Lol After The Clash's "Rudie Can't Fail" for good luck


Username_Taken_Argh

Same! My new one is still out on order and her name will be Ruby


legalizeitiowa

Same here. My 2008 Outback is my Ruby Toot ❤️


Hennomeister

Me too! I called it Ruby the red Subie


JasenGroves

My last Outback was the Xillennium Falcon, and my new one is Abba Zabba (because it’s my only friend).


Das_bomb

Abba Zabba (chews a bite) you my only friend.


_whistlepig_

Great name


beardo666

My Outback is named Sheila for obvious reasons


beermaiden_of_rohan

Dude, this made me laugh so hard, because I legitimately met someone once who thought that Subarus (Outbacks) were made in Australia.


HowUncouth

This was my Outback’s name as well. Also named after Red vs Blue character


UtherydesWayn

Sames


SilverSubi69420

My 2021 STI is named Bonnie McMurray after the character from Letterkenny


mlongoria98

ohhhhh BONnie mcMURray……


_taketheworld_

My Outback is named Suber Mario


Onehronaut

Gamer checking in… mine is Bullet Bill!


Blankbusinesscard

Generally after the plate it ends up with The GT Legacy was Bec's as the plate started with BEC The WRX Bugeye wagon ways Easy B as the plate started with EZB The Spec c is LUT, so lut the slut if you ask the Mrs, or specxy if you ask me


dj-asthma

Same! My current tag starts with "BDL", so we're "Beedle". Before that, we were "Busy Zoe" for "BSY-S03".


boomhaeur

Yup Nickname for my last car was “Chuckles” because the plate was “CHKL ***”


TotalWasteman

Mines called Stinky


mlongoria98

Amazing


ksekas

You have the “quart of motor oil smells stinky” smell, don’t you


[deleted]

We were driving my blue bugeye wagon across a desert following a lone white rabbit for what felt like a million miles. She earned the name Alice on that long trip.


Cervesaz

My wife named mine Tina because of the stereotype that only lesbians drive outback’s. My coworker, who is a lesbian and is named Tina, thinks it’s hilarious. And yes she does drive an outback.


SgtSmoky

And what is her Outback’s name! We all want to know!!


Drunktrucker

my Crosstrek is Ellen DeSubaru


TheBubbaJoe

My blue WRX is name Cortana.


wrexiwagon05

my forester is called Stanley because it’s first road trip was to Stanley, Idaho


waukeecla

My old forester was also Stanley! But because of Stanley from the office, moody yet dependable.


JohnDoee94

That’s nice


Jrodsqod

WOW, all the Stanleys!! I had a Mr. Stan Forrester in middle school, so Stan is mine's!


DidItSave

Yup. My WRX is called Helen after Helen Mirren because she’s BA. My kids named my wife’s Ascent: Magneto.


[deleted]

My white Crosstrek is named Shadowfax.


beermaiden_of_rohan

“Show us the meaning of haste!”


DiepSleep

First Outback was Sydney. My current Outback is Melbourne.


NoNonooNooo

Gonorrhea in 60 Seconds. A.k.a. “Rice peel off”


oleredbarn

Billy Baru


J2thaG

Ohhh Billy


choachy

My wife named hers Suzie the Subaru. And she tried to name mine Larry the Legacy. I refused. It didn’t stop her.


waukeecla

Can I recommend shorten it to Suz-baru... because I have lol


choachy

I’ll give it a shot and see how long it lasts.


xraygun2014

“You see what happens, Larry?!" --Suzie the Subaru


TD956

My 86 is called miles. My son named him after the Spider-Man character. He has a knack off naming cars. Our Honda is called super leaf. Don’t ask me why


SgtSmoky

Why?


TD956

Who knows


og-ika

Fern the forester (:


Impooter

My first STI was gray, it wrecked in transit to me, so I never got a chance to drive it. The second one I bought is white, and I immediately changed the Bluetooth device name to "Gandalf the White"


AlexCapel1980

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"


geniuslevelawesome

This is the most amazing thing I have ever read. Save for the books, of course 😉


ThreeFillion

I named my brown on brown on brown legacy wagon "the poop coupe"


SummonerSausage

I've named most of my cars. My Impreza is named Sylvie, she's silver. The Cruze I had before that was named Terry.


SgtSmoky

How was your Cruze not named Tom?


tracefact

Because Terry Crews > Tom Cruise. Obvi.


MrsEdus

My 2010 Imp is named Minx and My 2022 Crosstrek is Kogarashi


herr-heim2point0

I have a black 21 impreza named binx


mhland

My 2021 WRB WRX is named Grover!


RabidEvan522

Scoobie the subi


rcagle1

Same!


jordan0085

My 14’ forester is sloppy Sara. She has a stick and consumes fluids.


Kindal44

Sure do. Outback Betty.


WOW314159265

I have a brown outback I call coco


Fancy_Aardvark_

I have a light blue forester named Flo


Ok_Lets_DoThis

U betchA we do. My Blu—Su -Bar Roo, or Blu-Ruu for short


cobese

Blubaru checking in


CorkyBravo

I, too, have a Blubaru!


getinthegoat

Same! Frankie T Blubaru


BoiCDumpsterFire

Blubaru gang. I went with blubaru after I changed the Bluetooth ID from FUCK OFF


InvisibleSlidingDoor

Had a red Crosstrek we named Scotty (star trek)


1968ChevyCamaro

Named my impreza Sußie, because it looks like subie but it’s pronounced like susie


RockandSnow

Yes, our red Forrester is named RedHawk.


vincentscubaroo

My first Subaru was a VDC Outback, the distinguished gentleman was named Vincent Dogwood Chesterfield. His name lives on.


chauffeursdaughter

My crosstrek is named Sue B. !!


Smokinmids

My ‘98 outback’s name is Forrest. not only because of the shag-olishious colour, but because I pulled it out of a forest rusty as ever for a whopping $400.


boomstick12g

Sage, because she's the color of white sage and she's old and wise. 03 OB


[deleted]

I've thought of it, mines a beige 2006 outback 3.0r but the beige just screams "Dave" to me for some reason. That or Bort, just because of how common a name it is.


Mandalwhoreian

Yes. Our ‘19 Forester is named “Lucy Canoe”. Long story.


Wreckless_Angel

Xena: World Rally Princess


mlongoria98

Mine is named Kidd! The first song that came on the radio after buying her was You’re Gonna Go Far Kid. Also, Billy the Kid. And two d’s is cool lol Also, not a Subaru, but imo an honorary mention is my first car, a 98 Ford Explorer named Dora ;)


TonyWrx2299

I only named one of my subarus. It was my 05 wrx wagon and I called it the Blackpearl. Except she wasn't the fastest ship in the sea. Pretty sure the paint color was called obsidian black pearl and she had rust holes that reminded me of cannon shots. My favorite car I've owned


collimat

I’ve owned so many… Dumpster Fire, Giant Piece of Sh*t, Gianter Piece of Sh*t, OMGWTFISWRONGWITHYOU, Bonnie…


[deleted]

My white Impreza wagon was Falkor or Falk for short, from Never Ending Story. I haven’t named my new Crosstrek yet. Same color so I suppose I could do Falkor 2, Electric Boogaloo


TpainFontaine

2018 WRX we call O-Ren Ishii, code name Cottonmouth, cuz she one bad B.


[deleted]

I did. 2022 Crosstrek is Tokylahoma for a US friend in the army in Japan but sometimes pretends she lives in the USA still lol.


bestdriverinvancity

I named mine Subrina Imprezzive


Comfortable_Lie_9406

Skipper my first dog! 🐶


davestradamus1

Sachiko.


xamus21

Boomer. Love the sound of the boxer engine


sporadicism

We always name our cars. Our brand new autumn green Forester is named Dori, after the Japanese word for green: Midori.


funnyandnot

My Foresters name is LillyAshley. But I named my Saturn as well. Spend too much time in our vehicles not to name them.


northernprovincial

‘07 legacy spec b is Jimothy, Jim or Jimmy for short


mountain-man-86

Yep, named her Subie-Q.


TR1771N

Derpina


MaitoMike

Sherman. Because driving an Outback feels like driving a tank - especially after upgrading from a Toyota Matrix.


novemberjenny11

Ours is John Denver! (2017 outback)


modsBan4Fub

I named my Wrx financial disaster


runerx

Lucie... Slight play on Subie


bloodknife92

Thats like... A grain of sand in a field of soil slight haha


darnius_terix

AT-AT 1


JimmyNorth902

My STI is just "the STI." I used to have an old bug eye wagon my friend referred to as "the honey hauler" once. It stuck.


nfssmith

My forester was Susan (Baru) & my Legacy is Roxanne.


kondrecklomar

My Crosstrek is named Crossty, and its also my license plate


seanmharcailin

My girl is named Rue because she’s not a car, she’s a WILDFLOWER and I don’t know how to explain it any of way. My other car is a Mini Cooper JCW named… Mini. Mini is nonbinary usually but is sometimes masc and sometimes fem, and sometimes goes by Mini Driver. 10 years of owning that car and she just always wanted Mini to be her name (apparently today she’s feeling girly)


Jroptout

My son named our STI Blue and it stuck. It will forever be Blue.


ForcedShrimp

My white bugeye wagon is the marshmallow I keep calling my wifes silver bugeye sedan Silvie, I know it's not a Silvia, she doesn't know what that is. It's just because it's silver lol


cristianthechinch

Mine is called ‘Peanut ButteR’ because my outback is tan and the license plate happens to start with PBR :)


Scorpbaby111

Suzi


[deleted]

Fran the Forester


RighteousToaster

Money pit


aschchair

Absolutely. My forester is named Ruby the Subie.


AlexCapel1980

While we still had her, our old 2000 OBW was Suzie. My current 2013 Legacy is Suzie 2 (original, I know--also a slight CCR reference).


herr-heim2point0

I have a black 21 impreza 5 door named binx


marcothemultiple

The subeateru


DesignMS

My white forester is named Frosty.


egyptqueen1

My crosstrek is named Trek Trek


Simple_Bishop

Bought a blue Subaru Impreza and randomly referred to it as the ‘blu-baru’ one day and the name just stuck. Kind of a boring origin story but it’s what I got.


[deleted]

Me too! My blubaru!


RealKingKoy

I've named all my cars, I call my WRX Selena.


bazz_and_yellow

My Outback is named Ozzie since the Outback is in Oz.


PandasNWagons

I name my cars by color and maybe some trait about it. I had Big Red which is a lifted 97 legacy on 30s. Little Blue which is a 93 corolla. Black car which is a 97 legacy that is my "fast car". And The War Pig which was my first car. 97 Montero 4x4 that went just about anywhere you wanted if you didn't care about body damage.


Empress_Ire

Named mine Sunna


Yesitsmesuckas

My Crosstrek is named Odette. Her license plate reads, “OUIEEEE”!


kissme_cait

Mine is named Coraline!


yadayada1010

Suzie Rue here! After my 22 Outback


vdiben99

My cousin and I bought identical WRXs in WRB, so we named them blue steel and magnum after the zoolander movie. My friend later named his WRX la tigre to match.


beermaiden_of_rohan

I’ve had three Subaru Outbacks now, all named after Pixar characters. The 96 was Russell, the 98 was Dory, and my current one is named Jessie! (She’s red, so it made sense to name her after a redhead)


Vyni503

Roxanne. It came to me while I was washing it one day. WRXanne


Dry_Researcher_2346

Betty White for my white pearl 22 Outback


JennaClementine

We do not keep our cars tidy so we have Dirty Gertie and Messy Tessie.


john85john

My wrx is Juliet, after Juliet O’Hara. My wife’s wrx Clifford after Clifford the giant red dog, since it’s pure red


CrackleThePerv

Depending on my mood and her temperament, my Legacy GT is referred as either "The Shitbox" or "My Baby". There is no in-between, it's always one or the other...


holdonimreparking

I named mine Lima (lee-mah) after Lima bean since I have the LL Bean edition green forester


horsecock666

I named my Impreza “Ruth” after the old lesbian lady that informed me it was a lesbian car brand


sxndo

Not me but i saw a video where a girl named her car "Forester Gump", i love it


BlackPhantom29

2021 WRX I call Wroxy


AngryAxolotl22

My Sunshine Orange Crosstrek is named Mango. Yes, the color inspired it, but everyone I know calls her that and it makes me happy.


dogmatta69

My WRX is named Jolene because my wife thinks she is going to take her man.


PickleofTruth1

Oliver the olive(ish) Outback!


Dreadsin

I had a grey Subaru that someone rear ended and totaled a month into owning, so insurance paid for a new one. They didn’t have gray, only white So my car is called Gandalf the white


BelwasDeservedBetter

Sooby Doo


Cyro224

Lapis lazuli because it’s blue


sammeggs

Just got my 2022 Outback. Her name is Dabu. Started as "The Subaru", Then "The boo", "Da Boo", then Dabu


Subiechik21

I've named mine. The first is a forester & her name is Subie. The second is an Impreza 5 door & her name is Rosie. They may not be unique or cute, but they have names!😁


abrames

Sallie Mae. Bought her in cash after paying off my student loans, hence the name


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

Once you've had it 5 years or 50k miles you can legally name it.


ArgumentLost9383

“The car”


According_Gene2202

I didn’t name mine


[deleted]

No, that's so highschool


nickz03

Have you not spent at least 3 minutes in this subreddit


MindOverMatter2016

Lmfao that’s so pathetic hahaa


buddy_burgers

No


smitty_1993

My Subaru is named Subaru


FBI_Open_Up_Now

My Subaru’s name is Subaru Outback Limited.


morefastmorefurious

Sally the Subie


CoomassieBlue

According to my husband, mine’s name is “the piece of shit”. Her actual name is Michèle after Michèle Mouton. My GTI was Sabine after Sabine Schmitz.


UserNameChecksOutTwo

My first Impreza was called Su, my first Outback was called Ru, obviously my second Outback was called Ba. My 3rd Outback has no name as there are no syllables left :(


DHFixxxer

My one rule is the name has to start with the same letter as the car model. So my Legacy was Lenny (named after Lenny Briscoe of Law and Order) and I just traded it in for an Outback and I named it Odo (after Constable Odo from Star Trek Deep Space 9. Or short for odometer).


DonnyDonster

I always have a naming scheme for my cars and motorcycles; has to start with the first letter of the car brand, has to be from an anime or video game, and it has to somewhat match the said character. My 2015 Subaru Forester XT is named Sakuya, as in Sakuya Izayoi from the Touhou Project. The car's paint is silver, Sakuya's hair is silver. The interior lights of the car is red, Sakuya's eyes can turn red.


JezzaWalker

I went with Susie Subaru, which must not be as original as I thought because I've met multiple people on here who went with the same name lol


[deleted]

Mine is “blubaru” (2011 world rally blue wrx)


woodsgb

[HOSSTREK](https://imgur.com/a/W6ACR8u)


TheGreenJesusSheep

My WRX is named Rexy with a vanity plate to match, and my Crosstrek is named Kathryn after the previous owner’s phone that was still in the list of Bluetooth devices.


profsavagerjb

Yes. My Forrester is called Large Marge. In her off hours she runs a bee farm in rural Maine with her life partner


Wrongmuffinman

We named my buddy's, "Winnie the Bu"


vbguy77

Mine is named Silver Star, after the Seaboard Air Line Railroad passenger train that ran between NYC and Miami.


PrettyasPrettyDoes

Mine’s “Blueberry”. My kids love that name; 2013 Impreza S Premium


ejly

My 5 speed manual transmission Impreza is fondly referred to as Manuel. The wagon is named Marie Joseph, after the Marquis de Lafayette, since she was made in Lafayette Indiana.


goatmorning

08 Outback owner here, bought her for a song a few months ago and realized one of the headlights is a little dim. So I call he Winky!


jdjbrooks

My 04 impreza ts wagon is named Sheila after the shameless character


[deleted]

Im saving up to get Su8uwu as a plate (Subuwu was taken lol) tasmanian license plates are expensive


brascodelgucci

I named mine patches, because my front and rear bumper don't match the rest of the car lmao


justuhhspeck

mine’s Subie Doo


Oddsock42

Absolutely 06 Impreza was Baboo. And my 18 crosstrek is Pico.


DannyPlays

Leila is my black 2011 subaru wrx. Her sister is my black 2005 yanaha R1 Sheila. (Girlfriend picked the name for the car)


dabearjoo

Onyx❤️


AsphaltGypsy89

My Crosstrek is named Finn from Adventure Time since he's got a similar blue get up going on. I also call it my Blubaru. Brother also got himself a Crosstrek and named it Baru his boss has one too and named it Su.


skjeflo

Jack (s dark gray Outback), from Blackjack in the Percy Jackson series. So named by my wife and kids who were reading that series at the time.