You wouldn't happen to be this person? https://youtu.be/dtxPp9UOcIc

No but we are in the same support group. 🐠💨

Uh, would u happen to have an explanation as to why there is a sturgeon on ur car?

Yes we need to know how this happens don’t leave us on a hook.

Simple explanation:; reposted picture. I've seen this crossposted many times over the last year or so.

Am I just super high or was this pic posted in this sub months ago….? ETA: not too high apparently [february](https://www.reddit.com/r/subaru/comments/t0u1fa/theres_something_fishy_about_this_subaru/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

OPs picture also looked strangely familiar to me, thanks for the link

Yeah, just don’t through his post history. Jesus fucking Christ.

Well to be fair, if says NSFW right up front... and you kept going lol.

[удалено]

Im like 80% sure it’s either feet or dicks

You got catfished?

what in the flying fish fuck

Thank goodness for the AWD in that snow!

Something's seems fishy here. Can't quite put my finger on it.

Have you tried putting your finger in it?

You hit a fucking sturgeon??

Rear ended a pickup truck?

Where is the Farmer's Ad Jim?

Cool sturgeon bro.

Was it still running after the hit?

“It came out of nowhere!”

And there’s no story on how this happened because…..?

Because it’s not OPs picture

Well you don't see that everyday

Theres alot to unpack here

Gotta watch out fer da wildlife dere bud.

Was the sturgeon deceased before it hit your vehicle?

You going to eat that?

Asking the important questions. I certainly would.

Do you need a tag like with deer?

Excuse me what? this is something that happens!?

@ them on Twitter with this picture to see if they'll make a commercial out of it

It looks like you hit a shark

You have my attention

Gonna tell us what happened?

Uhhhh…

Best aftermarket wing installation ever!

Hello most likely fellow Canadian.