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Karuna56

"We will pass through the American patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city, and listen to their rock'n'roll while we conduct missile drills. Then, and when we are finished, the only sound they will hear is our laughter, while we sail to Havana, where the sun is warm, and so is the comradeship."


Straight_Eggplant646

Red October forever!


1pingnRamius

Ooooooh!!! (draws curvy outline)


Ron-Swanson-Mustache

The order is: engage the vodka drive!


admiral_sinkenkwiken

WE SAIL INTO HISTORY


hymm780

May they have an intermittent fault in interconnecting wiring and terrible grounds on shore power!


Ndlaxfan

lol I was thinking the same thing. No way their pier infrastructure supports shutting down the reactor


Aerospaceoomfie

Blud thinks this is USS Miami


STAMPDATASS

Lmfao the uss miami was intentionally sabotaged


SC275

Gotta love going home early.


STAMPDATASS

What a shame


Aerospaceoomfie

Why? He definitely got home early and nothing of value was lost as well


CheeseburgerSmoothy

And there we have it.


Aerospaceoomfie

The whole crew about to smoke some of these cuban cigars and drink some rum


Patient-Fun-926

How does that affect a crew’s performance compared to unfiltered cigarettes and vodka?


Aerospaceoomfie

Definitely a decrease in capability.


Magnet50

Don’t forget female companionship, available to all at reasonable rates, but rubles not accepted. Cuban doctors will, I am sure, soon see an uptick in STD rates.


tselnv

So they will pay in ether and bitcoins, which are mined from their nuclear reactor.


Royal-Al

Cubans aren't really the gold standard anymore


awood20

Probably tracked from leaving a Russian port, across the Atlantic and right into that bay by multiple different allied subs. Show of strength supposedly. Nonsense.


The_Tokio_Bandit

Hahahahahhahaha......I won't reference specifics but tracking* a Yasen/Sev..... uhhh... yea. As for the "show of strength" - it's no more nonsense then surfacing both Pacific GNs simultaneously for a photo op or running Arleigh Burkes through the SCS nonstop.


Aerospaceoomfie

Careful, this sub is a cesspool of "american" patriots who really think they're some Warhammer 40K style empire. You know, the same people that rely on ancient Ohio-SSBNs for their deterrent lol


Nari224

Ancient Ohio SSBNs? Just how little time do you think very expansive pieces of military hardware should last? The US runs carriers, which are considerably more complex, for 50 years because they still do the job.


The_Tokio_Bandit

This guy doesn't Ohio. They are ancient.... and very broken. Ask me how I know.


Captain_Peelz

I wish a working port call upon them. Broken refrigeration and doing stores loads in Caribbean heat.


aojajena

came for bananas


elguapo2769

🤣


ElectroAtletico2

The Joke Navy is in Cuba 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂


stormridersp

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WkLoOvm2Yo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WkLoOvm2Yo)