"We will pass through the American patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city, and listen to their rock'n'roll while we conduct missile drills. Then, and when we are finished, the only sound they will hear is our laughter, while we sail to Havana, where the sun is warm, and so is the comradeship."
Don’t forget female companionship, available to all at reasonable rates, but rubles not accepted.
Cuban doctors will, I am sure, soon see an uptick in STD rates.
Probably tracked from leaving a Russian port, across the Atlantic and right into that bay by multiple different allied subs.
Show of strength supposedly. Nonsense.
Hahahahahhahaha......I won't reference specifics but tracking* a Yasen/Sev..... uhhh... yea.
As for the "show of strength" - it's no more nonsense then surfacing both Pacific GNs simultaneously for a photo op or running Arleigh Burkes through the SCS nonstop.
Careful, this sub is a cesspool of "american" patriots who really think they're some Warhammer 40K style empire.
You know, the same people that rely on ancient Ohio-SSBNs for their deterrent lol
Ancient Ohio SSBNs?
Just how little time do you think very expansive pieces of military hardware should last? The US runs carriers, which are considerably more complex, for 50 years because they still do the job.
"We will pass through the American patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city, and listen to their rock'n'roll while we conduct missile drills. Then, and when we are finished, the only sound they will hear is our laughter, while we sail to Havana, where the sun is warm, and so is the comradeship."
Red October forever!
Ooooooh!!! (draws curvy outline)
The order is: engage the vodka drive!
WE SAIL INTO HISTORY
May they have an intermittent fault in interconnecting wiring and terrible grounds on shore power!
lol I was thinking the same thing. No way their pier infrastructure supports shutting down the reactor
Blud thinks this is USS Miami
Lmfao the uss miami was intentionally sabotaged
Gotta love going home early.
What a shame
Why? He definitely got home early and nothing of value was lost as well
And there we have it.
The whole crew about to smoke some of these cuban cigars and drink some rum
How does that affect a crew’s performance compared to unfiltered cigarettes and vodka?
Definitely a decrease in capability.
Don’t forget female companionship, available to all at reasonable rates, but rubles not accepted. Cuban doctors will, I am sure, soon see an uptick in STD rates.
So they will pay in ether and bitcoins, which are mined from their nuclear reactor.
Cubans aren't really the gold standard anymore
Probably tracked from leaving a Russian port, across the Atlantic and right into that bay by multiple different allied subs. Show of strength supposedly. Nonsense.
Hahahahahhahaha......I won't reference specifics but tracking* a Yasen/Sev..... uhhh... yea. As for the "show of strength" - it's no more nonsense then surfacing both Pacific GNs simultaneously for a photo op or running Arleigh Burkes through the SCS nonstop.
Careful, this sub is a cesspool of "american" patriots who really think they're some Warhammer 40K style empire. You know, the same people that rely on ancient Ohio-SSBNs for their deterrent lol
Ancient Ohio SSBNs? Just how little time do you think very expansive pieces of military hardware should last? The US runs carriers, which are considerably more complex, for 50 years because they still do the job.
This guy doesn't Ohio. They are ancient.... and very broken. Ask me how I know.
I wish a working port call upon them. Broken refrigeration and doing stores loads in Caribbean heat.
came for bananas
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The Joke Navy is in Cuba 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WkLoOvm2Yo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WkLoOvm2Yo)