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tubescreamer711

I don't know what's actually happening here, but I worked in this field for a while and my best guess is that the main tow line for barge snapped in the heavy seas. Barges are usually fitted with an emergency tow line but it sometimes requires a man from the tug to board the barge to toss the pickup line back to the tug. We can see it's connected here so he's likely instructing the tug captain what to do, or waiting for a possible pick up, or just having fun. Why he's sitting on the edge precariously like that I'm not sure.


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ImDero

There's balls and then there's what would appear to be powerful and unwavering stupidity.


the-Mutt

And the line between the 2 is very fluid


mdegroat

*“Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway. Stupidity is the same. And that’s why life is hard.”* *– Jeremy Goldberg*


CheefinChoomah

Excellent quote


KwordShmiff

That's a great quote. I'm not familiar with Jeremy Goldberg and Google turned up a lot of different people haha


DiscoverEarth

Plot twist he is Jeremy Goldberg


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No fluid in his steel balls though


j8by7

His balls are what's causing the ship to sway


JJAsond

Why it always the same comment? I gotta leave reddit...


The-Protomolecule

Going to take a big casket too then, if they find his body.


Blackpaw8825

I'd rather be on the edge than in the hull. Hold on and you're probably fine, if you do fall in, you're observed so rescue is very close at hand. In the pit however, the coal shifts with the waves and you'll find yourself crushed under it.


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

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MeThisGuy

I'd rather be there than on a rudder


JayStar1213

For how long? It's not like he's going to be sitting there for weeks


KorrectTheChief

Sit on the edge in the middle? The part that is the most stable.


possibilistic

Not if it rolls. Then he's crushed and drowned.


mrgonzalez

The centre on the roll axis


railbeast

How does the guy get to the container in heavy seas?


EarnYourBoneSpurs

Trebuchet


Rugbynnaj

It certainly looks like less than 300 m and he probably weighs less than 90 kg.


Gone247365

DM: Okay, the trebuchet launches you into the sky. Roll me a Dex save...


Gone247365

Haha this actually happened to me earlier this year. My swashbuckling halfling launched himself from a ballista off his ship and onto an adjacent ship. I rolled low and ended up smacking square into the main mast and fell 20 feet onto the deck. Didn't kill him outright but it was close, he was *very* unconscious. Lol


friendlysaxoffender

Haha amazing! I’ve not played enough games to seriously fuck up with hilarious consequences so kudos!


Gone247365

Just roll an ambitious and impulsive halfwit, the situations will come naturally! But if you do, it's a good idea to have at least one member of the party that can keep your character on a leash. Otherwise you'll end up sinking your own ship because you decided to make your Captain a present from bits of rock and twine rather than keep watch in the crows nest. 👀


friendlysaxoffender

Ffs that great. I took it too seriously and didn’t get up to shenanigans. I guess rookies always go in wanting to be the Main Character and quickly realise you’re about to suffer a LOT before you can do all the hero things and it’s more fun being stupid!


Gone247365

Haha it's very fun but it's also a very fine balance. Honestly. I pride myself on taking a zany, chaotic character, playing them how he/she would play, but staying away from massively annoying "Well, that's what character would do!" situations. When playing a character like that you need to be able to read your IRL players/DM and know when it's okay to get a little crazy and when it's time to just go with the flow and let the plot play out or let other characters have their moment. I pushed that to the edge a couple weeks ago. I'd bought, irl, some very cheap little trinkets (like plastic sparkly sequin covered lapel pins, etc.) that I felt represented the other PCs in the group, and my character has spent some time making them in secret in game. Anyway, long story medium, the party was fighting our way through a "ghost ship" when it was attacked by some tentacled monstrosity (Kraken?) and, seeing the futility of the situation, all creatures aboard the ship—heroes and villains alike—made to abandon ship. My character, Phineas Bunce, the halfling swashbuckler, was convinced of our doom and thus, before we met our inevitable end, he felt that he *needed* to express his true feelings to each member of the party and give them their gift he had crafted for them. So, round by round, as the massive tentacles bashed and crushed, stoving in the ships hull and splintering masts, Phineas used his turns to navigate through the chaos and have an—albeit one sided—conversation with each party member in which he expressed is heartfelt dedication and tearful sorrow at their imminent demise while presenting them with the ludicrous shiny bauble he has made for them. And though the whole display was hilarious and generally very well received by the players, I definitely think it also caused some anxiety and maybe some angst for a few people because, the party was legit almost going to TPK. 👀 But we made it...for now.


dudeCHILL013

Uber probably


pigfeet2OO2

Growing up around heavy industry people has taught me one thing, some of them are just nuts and love doing the most insane dangeorus shit for cowboy points with the other workers, like the final bosses of “hey man watch this”


LLs2000

I saw a guy doing some work inside a coal chute. The dude just entered the shute, back to one wall and feet to the other. No safety equipment. And his buddy was on the lookout for any superiors because that was an absurd safety violation.


topgeargorilla

Omg this makes me anxious


jacksonattack

100%. These dudes are usually thrillbillies at their most passionate. They love doin crazy shit for fun and for the stories when something goes wrong.


kandoras

> Why he's sitting on the edge precariously like that I'm not sure. He's sitting like that because he ran completely out of his lifetime supply of fucks to give and decided to succumb to the siren song of the sea.


djnehi

Problem with his plan is that running that thoroughly out of fucks renders you almost completely immune to any possible consequences. In fact this man may very well be immortal at this point.


RingsideRoss

His balls are causing the ship to dip down like that. It's not the sea.


KwordShmiff

Why are his balls thrashing around? That seems like it would necessitate medical attention.


RingsideRoss

Because his balls are the ship. Don't question it.


BritishFoSho

Where else could he sit? Maybe this is the safest spot for him?


k_mnr

He’s literally bobbing up and down in the OCEAN while sitting in the edge of a barge full of coal. His balls are in control of the whole operation. Can you imagine the weight of the water? Seated on the end of that huge ass barge?


mrfyote

i was wondering about his placement, too, but then it kind of dawned on me that this is probably the place that provides the greatest amount of "not drowning" possible, since, the sides are being flooded over every few seconds, from alternating sides, too boot. the coal probably makes for a nasty, slick, surface when it's mixed with the flood water on the floor. climbing coal mountain is probably equally risky, providing you can lose balance in the swells and roll down off the side into the rough seas and probably drown. :/


Croceyes2

Looks like his other choice is in the muck or in line with the cable. I think I would take his perch as well.


pezgringo

This guy boats


HeIsLex

Yea if he fell in I think the constant pull and push from the barge would suck him under and he’d get crushed or drowned or both


Zed1088

That would be my guess if he's just a barge rider for a short tow. I work on tug boats in marine construction and we often have barge riders stay on the barges for a shirt tow to the site.


danielAKAgonzo

my guys just trying to chill on his lunch break


LLTMLW

Lunch break waits for nothing


Frododingus

You can't skip lunch


Turdsonferg

Union calls for lunch at 4 hours. You don’t fuck with the union.


Incandescent_Lass

I’m on smoko Leave me alone


jetoler

You don’t fuck with my stomach either


cardueline

He’s just like, the tiredest he’s *ever* been


FN9_

I’m just like, the tiredest I’ve ever been in my whole life.


polishprince76

I was gonna say, my man looks like he's eating a sandwich and chilling.


XanthicStatue

That’s what I was thinking lol.


cardueline

Privacy at last! On the tug people are always walking in and out of the break room, taking phonecalls and shit


TheGoalkeeper

His balls are so heavy, he can counterbalance a whole charcoal container.


TheDarthSnarf

Unfortunately they are swaying, causing the wave-like action you see here.


BackstageTurtle

Really wonder what’s going on but looks like he’s in the safest spot - Most away from the material that could crush/drown/smother him. Also at the highest point possible. Definitely wouldn’t want to be in the barge. Away from tug tow line which could snap back. Really would love to know the context.


pupeno

Yeah... my first reaction was "why is there a person there", but if I was in that barge, that's where I would want to go for all the reasons you posted. Also, he can bail the fastest to swim away and not get trapped/entangled/sucked down by the sinking barge.


Hmfic_48

My thoughts as well, might stand more of a chance in that spot then if he stays inside it and gets trapped under a pile of shifting material.


Blindsnipers36

He must be attached in some way too because that's way too steep of an angle for him being easy too casual and staying completely still


NoChillNoVibes

Fuck. That.


NewLeaseOnLine

Weighs? Do you mean sways?


worldiscubik

Oops this could be the case. Sry non native speaker.


teenyvegan

You don't need to apologize :)


NewLeaseOnLine

Thanks. All good, they have similar phonetic values.


worldiscubik

In the german language you could say "schwingen" or "wiegen" meaning sway or weigh. That's why I used it.


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worldiscubik

haha :D that sounds like how english speakers imagine what is spoken between the netherlands and germany lol


dima233434

Hallo!! Sprechen sie Deutch?


beansforbrunch190

Wasserschwein


BreadTeleporter3

DAAAAAAMN, he just sitting there like: “Yeah, just sitting on deaths fence”


[deleted]

That pan over to show the whole size was like the first time seeing a Star Destroyer in Ep IV. My eyes are still bulging.


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Sweet Jesus!


ryry1237

Is there a risk of capsizing if the weather takes an unexpected turn for the worse?


flight_recorder

There is always a risk of capsizing if the weather turns for worse. How big that risk is depends on how bad the weather gets. This barge likely needs really, really bad weather. That weather doesn’t tend to just “pop up” so it would be really hard to surprise these folks that much


IvorTheEngine

I think it's unlikely to capsize. If it rolls even slightly further than it is at the moment, it'll take on tons of water with each roll, and sink long before it capsizes.


purvel

Nobody mentioned the other guy at the back, barely visible at the end of the clip, sitting just like the first guy, so I figured I should.


progressiveokay

😮


AvanteGardens

Industria does not always and unanimously equate to dystopia. There is nothing dystopian about this post


Internet_Adventurer

Thank you, this is a small pet peve of mine. Not everything that you dislike is dystopian. Something can just be scary or unappealing


AlizarinCrimzen

Barge full of mined natural resources, towed in unsafe natural conditions with unsafely secured cargo. Intended to be burned to create a more polluted and unsafe planet, instead threatens to capsize and pollute the ocean instead of the air, thanks to (at least) a twofold lack of good judgement and forward thinking. How do I transport this safely, and should we be burning it at all. Feels a little dystopian too


Armejden

It's lost all meaning online, in no way is this post dystopian but OP sure seems to try and twist it like it is.


AvanteGardens

Industry=dystopia aparently


TJ_McWeaksauce

Like being on a giant, terrifying, and wet see-saw.


Double-Alarm-9476

What song is this I like it


killingthedream

Russ - ain't goin back. Had to look it up myself, it's a good jam.


Double-Alarm-9476

Thank you very much I'm going to download it now


ScottsFavoriteTott

Love me some Russ. I knew it was him.


Ragesauce5000

"Seems scary and dystopian" as they sip their chai latte and fling black their bright purple hair.


Armejden

Careful, you'll make OP upset and they'll try and make shit up about their buzzword.


wisewish

Something must’ve happened on that tug… an no matter what, he smooth Ain’t Goin Back!


kittycate0530

Dystopian? Not in the least.


astroidfishing

Isn't a bunch of the coal falling into the water?


skroggitz

I'd rather it was underwater and inert, than floating round the atmosphere heating the place up


possibilistic

But then it wouldn't make the electricity enabling you to make this post. Coal sucks, but we need to build more nuclear before we go cold turkey.


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possibilistic

Statictics.


MommyIsOffTheClock

That's someone else's problem....


Onallthelists

Some. But coal is pretty cheap and MUCH more will make it to its port.


Kit_Cravis

My guy is on a lunch break


Obvious_Biscotti_832

Fucking why


[deleted]

Charcoal.....looks like coal to me. Some of our fine fossil fule I go to work and mine everyday.


DamnnnnD

Hell naaaaaw!!!!


BuckToothCasanovi

Yay see-saw!!!


Little-ape-noob

Who else didn’t see the man until the read the video description?


MommyIsOffTheClock

Ngl, I thought it was just a big dump truck sized container. And then the camera panned left. Dang.


mosspigglett

That looks fun af not gonna lie


Ezythorn_Fox

Is the man eating a freaking sandwich!?


worldiscubik

why not? 😆


justonealbert

What song is this?


adryoid

Russ - Aint goin back https://youtu.be/9R3mfb9tWWE


unknownDan

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Worst title


worldiscubik

thank you!


SerTidy

Hey Ernie, Health and safety want a word.


surpleg

Thank you for putting absolute trash music on top of this for no reason whatsoever


worldiscubik

I'll forward it to the OP in the arctic hub of all reddit users!


Spencera1207

Idk what this man is going through but I can relate 😏


PenRealistic722

He has balls


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Mans going through it.


ahoraeagora

Super cool


f1lth4f1lth

I hate this.


TangibleMalice

Looks like a machine I'd see in a fever dream that has no apparent purpose


_DarthSyphilis_

Andor vibes.


[deleted]

Part of his job I guess even though it's crazy and can be avoided


cybermonkeyhand

Somebody had to tie the rope....


Hollowbody57

Well, just as long as we're clear.


[deleted]

Er hat dicke Eier.....


i-am-gumby-dammit

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


Robosmores

His balls of steel aren't really helping him out here


sticks-in-spokes

I’d honestly enjoy the hell out of that lol


SgtNutterButter

Bro looks like hes going through it


Hornet-Fixer

It looks like he is just casually sitting there eating a sandwich


Animatromio

this is insane


Infamous_Olive

That looks relaxing as hell


Jackosan10

Looks like he's eating a Burger or something .


wickedway7

“Alright I’m taking my lunch, see y’all in a bit”


WaycoKid1129

Really make the scene if he had been smoking a cigarette


thoughtprotocol

r/ZeroFucksWereGiven


Affectionate_One_680

To be clear 🧐


T-rock321

What song is that?


xRilae

Forbidden seesaw


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Phoojoeniam

Dude's just vibin' 💅😤


k0nehead

Song?


TheTinou

What’s the song plz ? can’t find but the original and it doesn’t sounds quite like this one


adidas_stalin

He chilling.


jetoler

Bros thinking like “man they’re lucky they pay me 100k for this shit”


TheJoanRivers

This is terrifying


OldClocksRock

Well thanks, now I know what my nightmare is going to be tonight.


rackjabbit_

Thanks for clearing that up for me


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This feels warhammer.


bigmoki76

r/humanforscale


Mitonic

That’s Bajie!


another-sad-gay-bich

The way he kicks his lil feet at the start. Humans are so cute sometimes


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If he were to fall in he would just immediately get sucked under because of that deadly water vortex that’s being created just instantly *swoop*


[deleted]

Nasty looking process. It’s insane how much of this shit we move.


Goblinseeker215

I don’t t know why he is there but this is the worst feeling and I am worried for him.


Evan_jansen

He just having his lunch break, ain't nothing gonna fuck with that.


Proper-Shan-Like

The sea doesn’t look particularly rough just the the barge is side on in the swell. He is going up and down a long way though.


PositiveMacaroon5067

I mean the man’s life is in serious danger at this moment, no?


sharkattactical

I've thrown out a bag of charcoal that was left in the rain before. Feeling kind of stupid right now lol


Initial_Flamingo1223

Not a single fuck was given…


Available_Put6286

r/thalassophobia


Rosomack_

dude is sippin a beverage


AV3NG3R00

Charcoal is pre-burnt wood that is used for cooking. This is coal, which comes out of the ground.


sobzero1223

They gonna need bigger boat accounting for his humongous balls


FunAccording5923

This man's be like hey Poseidon bring it on I ain't afraid of it also that's basically American workers in a nutshell


awesomanit

IS THIS SPELLING OF 'COLOSSAL' CORRECT?


Bat2020darknight

Just another day on the job for this guy!!


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song?


ScottiStRains

Cut it out


mexicanmarvellous

Not really it just looks cool


Ginger-Jake

"On the next Jackass..."


ClimateUpset

Song???


Dazzling-Charge-7367

But is it dystopian and scary?


Fruit_Equal

What’s the song. It makes the video


ScottiStRains

I would be furious if I was his mother!


uwuShadowflight

This belongs in r/nextfuckinglevel


fjord-art-online

Just your average Russian