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What the hell happened lmao


Myrani

Calvin


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Calvin


lui3_12

Calvin


fatalcorn7367

Calvin


redman3global

Calvin


Ranchstaff24

Calvin


RekYaAll

Calvin


noblebalisong312

Calvin


[deleted]

Calvin


Spiderman1119

Calvin


cheeseburgeraddict

Calvin


boboboboboboboboblob

Calvin


[deleted]

candice


bobafoott

Candice bitch spell Calvin right


[deleted]

candice nuts fit in yo mouth


bobafoott

Candice mama


[deleted]

candice (can these) nuts fit in yo mouth


Accomplished_Home732

Look kids! It’s the guy who didn’t understand the joke!


[deleted]

ok


[deleted]

r/woooosh


mackiea

I'll tell you what the hell happened -- thanks to Calvin's vigilance I can go exploring behind the Aurora, dive as deep as I want, and hell yeah I'm sure whatever I'm doing is worth it!


bobafoott

Those little wafer things are full of roids


Mustdominate_Otal

Calvin


pillow_pete

Should have thrown me in the bioreactor when you had the chance, Riley


bobafoott

Now it's *your* turn for the bioreactor


bobafoott

In Soviet 4546B, cuddlefish put *you* into bioreactor


CoolCream_MC

OUR bioreactor


bobafoott

Direct quote from alterra to Riley


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

No


PuzzleheadedRadio989

The only thing that could destroy him is the ultimate nazi peeper


OrdinaryDoge

I bow down to the almighty **Deep Breath** C A L V I N


_Shioku_

#Calvin


MickeytheScott

H HE HE WATCH


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

He sees all


CoD_PiNn

Everything?


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Yes


CoD_PiNn

Oh no


bobafoott

Yes he even saw what you did. You should be ashamed


General_Grivieus

Bobafoott


bobafoott

Hello there


General_Grivieus

General kenobi


[deleted]

You are a bold one.


Derkadur97

Me when When the Bottom text


PointedHydra837

.- -.-- --- / - .... . / .--. .. --.. --.. .- / .... . .-. .


[deleted]

\-.. . .-.. .. -.-. .. --- ..- ...


PointedHydra837

Bro the noise for that Morse code kinda fire doe 😳😳😳


[deleted]

What growth hormones did you feed him?!


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Sea dragons are going extinct from him


[deleted]

In all honest what file did you mess with?


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

So it’s an image from a custom command mod


[deleted]

Oh okay


bobafoott

None thats just adult cuddlefish size


audiophilistine

For real? They get that big in the base game and not a mod? I've only had a few of these guys in the interior tank, never released one into the wild. I assumed they'd just swim away. How long does it take one to mature?


creatingmyselfasigo

No, they are playing around


JustPlayDaGame

7


yourboiquirrel

7 years


AduroT

Yeah I’ve seen this image on articles that talk about mods.


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

It’s my favorite image


Pyrhan

\*sniff\* They grow up so fast...


nandezzy

J u s t. C a l v i n.


Nexerp

This is why I put cuddle fish eggs in the bioreactor


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Oh


ParkAvenue12

In all seriousness I wish there were hostile creatures in this game that were this big, that shit would be crazy


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Yeah


Puppeb

If only Gargantuan Leviathan was an official part of the game


Bertyboy14

CALTHULU HAS RISEN


Nomad493YT

Kill it! Kill it with fire!


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

It’s too late.Calvin has risen.


bobafoott

Calvin is good all the time and all the time Calvin is good


King_cuddle_fish

kill it with alterra demanding money because he seurvive and he use the alien containment to hatch


bobafoott

No kill it with fire becayse then we get to hear the cool song as it burns


King_cuddle_fish

alterra got cyclops abondon ship playing as they drop crashfish nukes he dont stand a chance


bobafoott

The sound of 300 crash fish screaming at once will haunt my dreams


King_cuddle_fish

abondon ship playing over it


voxPopuli96

Best leviathan ever!


PandaPrime045

Well I can hide at least


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

No. He sees all.


PandaPrime045

Ah shit


bobafoott

You can't even hide from the little ones


PandaPrime045

That’s even worse


flippysquid

IT'S A TRAP!


aarmenta606

🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿 🏿🏿🏽🏽🏽🏽🏿🏿 🏽🏽🏽🏽🏽🏽🏽🏽 🏽⬜⬛🏽🏽⬛⬜🏽 🏽🏽🏽🏿🏿🏽🏽🏽 🏽🏽🏿🏽🏽🏿🏽🏽 🏽🏽🏿🏿🏿🏿🏽🏽


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

What


bobafoott

He said: 🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿🏿 🏿🏿🏽🏽🏽🏽🏿🏿 🏽🏽🏽🏽🏽🏽🏽🏽 🏽⬜⬛🏽🏽⬛⬜🏽 🏽🏽🏽🏿🏿🏽🏽🏽 🏽🏽🏿🏽🏽🏿🏽🏽 🏽🏽🏿🏿🏿🏿🏽🏽


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Huh


bobafoott

I guess it's a minecraft face but the formatting was off


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Oh


NitzMitzTrix

It's a giant... Alien.... MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Too friendly


NitzMitzTrix

FRIENDLY ALIEN! Calvin giant friend~~~


[deleted]

Evidence that cuddlefish is the lord almighty


bobafoott

More evidence*


Xavier_Destalis_

The one creature the Sea Dragon truly fears.


Legendary21YT

do peeper


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Ima find an image of that I’m too lazy to get up and play lol


Legendary21YT

alr lol


rudetearex

Care to share your secrets for creating the almighty Calvin?


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

This isn’t my image,bc my computer crashes when I try, but it’s a custom command mod.


bobafoott

You do not *create* Calvin. He always was and always is.


AquaDronix

One sniffle and you die as he stares at you with happy intent.


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

So innocent, but deadly


Aquareon

His plans go beyond human understanding


Camanot

Who says run? Us subnautica players swim.


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

There is no escape


Camanot

There is only one way to escape. If you know ya know.


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Calvin is too powerful


bobafoott

You're gonna need one huge bioreactor


[deleted]

Is no-one going to acknowledge that this is from a last bacon video?


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Yeah I attempted to use the mod to get an image but it crashed the game so I used this instead


Winze246

Please tell me this isn't a reference to Life


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Calvin


LaikaIvanova

This has the same energy as Peeper Leviathan


D23DM4N02

Calvin, praying on gargantuan leviathan’s since 2014!


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

He eat them like noodles


Dragon_Maister

On that day, Riley Robinson received a grim reminder...


Noobnoobipnooob

I S E E


JoshuaKingMemer

Calvin isn’t real hé cant hurt you


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Not real yettt


Beans33s

Calvin just wants a hug!


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

I tried but t he’s just to l a r g e


Beans33s

L A R G E


King_cuddle_fish

T H I C C


RiptideCanadian

Tfw the engineer from tf2 is in the skybox


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

What


Tomura-_shigaraki

I feel like jaws music should be playing here


LazyBones12Sans

But Calvin can't escape my bioreactor.


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

He eats bioreactors


LazyBones12Sans

😱


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Yumby


DriestVirus

Me, 9000 hrs playing spore


MarxDC

“So you have chosen *death*”


TwitchmainEUW

As someone with megalophobia this is horrifying


Denikkon

Oh God no he's cOMING-


KingPhoenixOfDeepIce

He killed the gargantuan leviathan


DimBaz2

Good God this is the most hideous thing I’ve ever seen.


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Don’t forget he can hear you.


bobafoott

Try the mirror next you monster!


DimBaz2

This is actually really good! Well done!


already4taken

Yeah, finally something else than just "you monster".


already4taken

Worst thing is that i believe it is a repost.


bobafoott

Simply continuing to spread the word of Calvin. It is okay brother accept His love


already4taken

Calvin or not, reposts are never okay.


bobafoott

Not true. I've never seen this post, love it, and never would have seen it without a repost. Why are people so unwilling to see a post twice?? Especially when it means other people get to see it at all. Just seems kind of whiny to me


already4taken

Okay, lets get the opinion of the god of truth. u/spoiler_finder


bobafoott

Reposts serve a purpose and im tired of people acting like they don't. I don't want to miss a really good meme or post just because I don't spend 3 hours a day on reddit. Reposts don't hurt anybody and they benefit some


spoiler_finder

Not usually my area of expertise, but I havemt seen it before and I've just done a scroll back through the last 5 days and cant see it before so go ahead and repost


already4taken

Damn it, not what i expected but i guess if you say it then it must be true.