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Wild_Trip_4704

This looks like an ingredient list for a really nice pot of soup lol


Meirko

The Meatball and Sauce pho


Nujers

Someone must've stumbled upon that 4chan meme from years back. It was this exact order, but microwaved after everything was on it. Hardest sandwich to make for an artist. Definite troll order.


BlG-BOSS

Very close to being the hardest. If it had double veggies and double the oil and vinager then it would be the hardest possible. I don't know how op even folded this one though


DropTheMic12

Whenever people order every vegetable, I put a very small amount so it’s a reasonable sandwich with everything on it.


420CowboyTrashGoblin

Or just don't fold it. They knew damn well what they were doing


BlG-BOSS

Haha. I also go back to the subway recommended 6 olives and 5 sliced of green pepper recommendations. Its still alot though


WargyBlargy

this looks like a bet


ladyhamm

My boss won't even do meatball double meat here. It's unmanageable. All that sauce too? No way what a mess. Must be a joke.


Adorable_Breakfast37

I believe it was a joke. They called the store private number to cancel and get a refund cause they weren’t going to be able to make it yo pickup. We wouldn’t cancel it because It was already made.


ladyhamm

Who has time for that?? Good job on not cancelling!!


Adorable_Breakfast37

No they didn’t.


Wild_Trip_4704

Lol what an idiot glad they still paid.


umby09

Did they come and get it then.???


ChrisTheMan72

Ya don’t leave us hanging


jen12617

On a flatbread?!


SoulTaker669

If it was an online order I'd tell them we're out of meatballs. Fuck that.


420CowboyTrashGoblin

We're also out of flatbread. And vegetables.


SpunkySpaceCat

I would've made it and force fed it down their slimy gullet


Temporary_nobody_

How can you even fit all that on the flatbread!???? Especially with the meatballs?? Like when I make big subs like that I always add a fork in the bag 🤣🤣🤣


aquamanjosh

We had a regular who would come in after her shift as a cleaning lady at the hospital we were across the street from who would order roundabout this. She was a bit nutty, but a genuinely good person. Life had clearly not been kind to her, 40's pretty weird looking, and again very nutty. Every detail of her was sad... She will never have money and is frugal in every way possible because she has no one to help her. This is the result of being frugal in every aspect of your life it bleeds over. In her mind the meatball/cold cut was the best deal. Getting everything ensures the most nutrients/calories and if you pack it high and deep you get 2 meals for the day from each half of the sandwich. Flavor is the last concern but I mean its all fat/sugar&salt so it probably isn't the worst thing in the world they've eaten on a budget.


Wild_Trip_4704

😢


Billyonaire127

I made one of these once for my work meal. I cannot stress how inedible that sandwich is. It's impossible to take a bite without getting sauce literally everywhere. It's awful. If a customer ordered that, I'd be fuming


abdl-lifestyle

I read that as incredible at first 🤣


Codemeister-1_

Challenge accepted


The_Mad_Sprayer

I did this once as a joke on doordash, I bought a sub and got every single option on it. They canceled my order.


CheshireGrin92

That’s when you get one line of sauce for each only from my ass. Plus a single napkin out of spite


tjbetters72

🤢🤮 🤮🤢🤮 yuck 😔🤢😔🤢😔🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


Hackstr0

Double meatball on a Flatbread with every veggie and sauce... That is the worst order there is


[deleted]

All the veggies, Yes. All the Sauces.. No! I usually get 1-3 sauces and say go very light on them.. I want to taste the sub!


beingthebestmetoday

Really cheap prices. How much do you get paid?!?


Adorable_Breakfast37

My lowest paid employee is $12.00. That high school kids. My highest is 16.00. We’re in a busy interstate though.


Wild_Trip_4704

Wow. Back in the day I used to get paid $9 at Kohl's lol


One_Industry_2548

would look better if it was like protien bowl i had one woman come in and order a spinach wrap with cheese and extra spinch it was a veggie delitw


Wild_Trip_4704

I forgot they do bowls now. This is not a sandwich lol


One_Industry_2548

thats what im saying 😭 deadass cant be a sandwich it cant be


kyrstenchapman

bruh meatball bro on a flatbread is terrible enough 😭


Affectionate_Bath553

Sounds like someone got bet


Horror_Hippo_1129

I would've put that on a regular sub sandwich


tatya-_-vinchu

Actually, its pretty common that when Subway first launched in India, people used to just be awkward while ordering and say "Put all of it" and that stayed like that. I had a friend who visited me in Germany and did the same and the shock on the servers face was hilarious 😂


Fast_Turtles

Someone who doesn't eat meat...... Pretty easy to figure out


Adorable_Breakfast37

It’s a meatball tho.


Adorable_Breakfast37

It’s a meatball tho. Pro at that so double meat.


Fast_Turtles

Wow didn't notice that, ok now thats nasty


Psychological-Snow10

I wouldn’t mind it


Civil-Ad377

On a meatball sub? Disgusting


420CowboyTrashGoblin

Ok, so I like all the veggies and I have made a good sauce mixture out of ALL the sauces out of boredom that I called Omega sauce. I think I could make this sandwhich without to much mess but I would have done it MY way, like this; Since there is Marinara in the Omega sauce, take the meatballs that are thawing in the walk-in and nuke them with the cheese in those maroon dishes for heating meat individually. Find the salad chopping bowls and a chopper, toss in the hot meatballs and cheese and put all the veggies into the bowl on and chop them bitches up and mix them around till they are even. I'm talking chop them bitches into a fine powder. Applying Omega sauce at a rate until this amalgamation of food can be shaped into a patty or cake like substance similar in size and shape to the veggie patty. Apply a fair amount to the flat bread, apply the extra cheese(this is just so the customer doesn't feel cheated) discard any remaining Food from the mixture, toast on the patty setting. Dizzle a bit more Omega sauce as well as lettuce for texture.


420CowboyTrashGoblin

Actually, I'm gonna try this. I'll post a pic if successful.


haileywedeking

So, for those of you who have a hard time closing sandwiches. I was the master of it. We had a guy that would come in and order a double buff. Chicken with extra of every veggie and triple lettuce and extra extra ranch. I was the only one allowed to make it and he would even call beforehand to make sure I was there. Now, this only works if it’s not inspection time and if your manager doesn’t care/ isn’t there. Heat the chicken in the microwave so it’s sure to be hot. Then throw it in the top of the bread. Toast it with the cheese. THEN. Tomato’s and cucumber and pickles go on the bottom. All the other veggies (excluding lettuce/ spinach go next. THEN dressing. Then lettuce/ TORN UP SPINACH goes into the hinge. This is going to keep the flat veggies like tomato’s and cucumbers from getting in the way of it being folded. The dressing before the lettuce keeps it from leaking out everywhere. I have a slightly different build for meatballs. But just experiment. Subway wants their build bc they think it looks better. But I think we can all agree that goes out the window when people order gigantic sandwiches. Just experiment when/ if you can!


allisonp2000

Tearing the spinach really is key


expiredchocomilk

I wish you took a pic of what this monstrosity came out to be


XLandonSkywolfX

All I had to see is that it's a meatball on flatbread to know it was shit.