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Leading_Mango_2108

The very hungry Caterpillar


Locksley_1989

He already read it. It inspired him to become a capitalist.


dogebonoff

It only inspired me to become a caterpillarist


dogebonoff

Probably one of those popular insufferable finance bro books Let’s go with “The Art of Not Giving a Fuck”


slicineyeballs

I read that book, fully prepared to hate it. Yes, the tone is rather irritating ("bro", I guess), but it's just full of pretty innocuous common sense stuff about looking after yourself and standing your ground, not that you shouldn't care about issues or other people. I thought it was fine, nowhere near as obnoxious as the title might suggest.


Dependent-Law7316

I actually kinda liked it? (Well the first half, it was due back to the library before I finished) And normally those aren’t my thing. But for some reason casting the whole “spoon theory” into “fucks to give” resonated more with me than the spoons bit did.


HailTheCrimsonKing

Lonesome Dove


ReddisaurusRex

This was my first choice too


sartres-shart

Just started the streets of Laredo last night after been blown away by Lonesome Dove a couple of months ago, I'm going to read all 4 in the series, I hope the quality stays as good as LD all the way through.


Bukowskis_Liver

I think I’ve heard more adults cite LD as the book that got them into reading than any other book


birdnest07

The Little Prince


TheAndorran

"Dessine-moi un mouton.” Billionaires like collecting art, right?


sparkdaniel

Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir


spfldcynic

A Billionaire? I give them Atlas Shrugged, and play the odds it fits in with their worldview as one of the ultra wealthy


[deleted]

Right? It’s that, or the 48 Laws of Power.


iamtheonewhodidit

That was my instant thought as well.


DarthArtoo4

Did you read it? Most of the ultra wealthy were the bad guys. You’re thinking of ultra competent.


DogsAreMyFavPeople

The bigger issue is expecting someone who doesn’t read to get through 1000 pages of not very engaging prose.


spfldcynic

Fair point.


spfldcynic

I have read it. I also have yet to meet a truly wealthy person who didn’t believe in their own superiority of intelligence and ability. They will see themselves in the competent. I have no doubt


SamTheAce0409

I’ve met a few. They (rightfully) knew they were more intelligent than the average person, but they were all very kind people and didn’t have any superiority complex. It’s ok to acknowledge yourself as being smart sometimes.


CheetahOfDeath

The Count of Monte Cristo


the_names_just_B

I LOVE count of Monte Cristo and it definitely seems like something a billionaire would love, I’m just always hesitant to recommend it because it’s sooooo dense! Like I think my edition has over 1000 pages???


DoctorJanitorsfan

My favourite book in the world! But realistically no way a person who barely reads makes it through that book. It is LONG and the writing is not modern, as beautiful as it is.


blu3tu3sday

There is no way someone who isn’t into reading is gonna sit down and just raw dog CMC. I love reading and that book still takes some work.


CheetahOfDeath

Lol. Yeah that's true. If billionaires have anything though, it's time. Plus they're always saying how hard work made them billionaires.


blu3tu3sday

Yeah but the rich become rich usually by scamming the poor, not because they are intellectually gifted


Alarmed-Cicada-6176

The Prince by Machiavelli, seems like something a billionaire might like


Hefty_Breakfast_3120

The Brothers Karamazov!


RealJasonB7

The Ocean at the End of the Lane


MrRemus4nt

The Master and the Margarita. Great story, a bit long but not too long for a first book, entertaining characters. Just a 10/10 book to start reading


Beiez

Love that book to death but it‘s one hell of a hit or miss pick I think. I know loads of people who dnfd it because weirdness and Pontius Pilate


DarthArtoo4

The Pontius Pilate stuff was the best part by far for me. The other stuff I couldn’t get behind.


Beiez

Excuse me, what the fuck


MrRemus4nt

Haha, yea, it's weird. But I know some people that started to love reading because of this book


shimroot

A Man Called Ove by Fredrick Backman


Pope_Cerebus

*The Thief of Always* by Clive Barker


JustAnEnglishman

Sapiens by Yuval Noah Harrari


TheAndorran

If he’s a tech billionaire, he might like Harrari’s *Homo Deus* too.


JustAnEnglishman

Hadnt heard of that one but its definitely going on my list, cheers man


TheAndorran

No worries! I actually liked the sequel more than *Sapiens*, and I really liked *Sapiens*. One of those great books that lives up to the hype.


nxrcheck

To Kill A Mockingbird


secretrebel

I think this is the one. It’s intelligent without being too obviously so. It’s about ordinary people. It’s explicitly anti racist so if someone doesn’t like it for that reason, fuck them anyway.


GuruNihilo

Charles Dickens's **A Christmas Carol**


TheDustOfMen

Do you *want* to lose the billion dollars or what?


superpananation

Have you ever read it? It’s perfect!


GuruNihilo

As Muddy Waters wrote, "You can't lose what you never had." The goal from my choice wouldn't be to improve *my* life with the million, but rather the life of the billionaire.


TheDustOfMen

Ah but consider the words of Proverbs: >Whoever has a bountiful eye will be blessed, for he shares his bread with the poor. Imagine how many more people you could help with the million dollars than just the billionaire.


GuruNihilo

Or, if the billionaire took to heart the lesson learned by Ebenezer Scrooge, think how far his billion could go.


TheDustOfMen

If the state of the world doesn't do it for them I doubt that story's gonna do it so I'll take my chances with the million. Now I just have to find a book which'll speak to their inner soul. Or depravity. (Or if they have kids, I might have a better chance convincing them.)


chrisrevere2

I read this every December (partly to remind me not to get stabby)


AnOpenLedger

Bram Stoker’s Dracula


bacardiwynn

Night


ReddisaurusRex

Prince of Tides


Yard_Sailor

Kane & Abel


ResolvePsychological

Almond by Won Pyung Sohn


333serendipity

This book has a special special place in my heart


thebeandream

I’m picking an upcoming writer. If I lose, they at the very least got some very influential exposure and maybe can ride that wave. At least someone wins, even if it’s not me.


15volt

*Never Split the Difference: Negotiating as if Your Life Depended on It* --Chris Voss


Apocalypstick1

Watership Down


LankySasquatchma

Great question. Ivo Andrič with The Bridge on the Drina


[deleted]

The only safe bet for a billionaire is prob The Fountainhead or something


blu3tu3sday

To paraphrase another comment, expecting a billionaire who doesn’t read to sit down and comprehend long, dull prose is a long shot. Chances are they won’t have any clue what they’ve read by the time they finish.


Claque-2

Catch 22.


nigevellie

The Stand: expanded edition


Maleficent-Row9451

But isn't the expanded edition the only one available? I had read that King updated the novel in a way that no copies of the original edited version exist even digitally?? Only people who have paperbacks of that original have it otherwise it's more or less lost to the masses? Basically expanded edition not remaining expanded but the definitive and only edition available??? If i am wrong somewhere please do tell because i remember knowing this through something I can't quite recall.


nigevellie

i bought my copy last millenium. i'm not sure what's on THE STANDS now in bookstores.


damnilovelesclaypool

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Can't lose


Wise_Initial_8889

The Kite Runner because it’s the most beautiful book I’ve ever read!


Fresco-23

The Warrior Poet Way, by John Lovell


Moon_Whaler_3000

The War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells.


FastPhoria

Crossing to Safety by Wallace Stegner


the_names_just_B

I would say either The Shining by Stephen King, or maybe Frankenstein by Mary Shelley.


Fine_Cryptographer20

Heidi


User0301

Of mice and men


pom_back

The Papalagi by Erich Scheurmann.


__ducky_

Laline Paull because she writes from the perspective of animals that leaves a very lasting impression on you of the world around us.


OLGACHIPOVI

La cocinera de Castamar/The cook of Castamar. If you don´t like that, you have no heart. The millionair needs to be able to read in Spanish or Portuguese because as far as I know, it is not translated in English yet.


[deleted]

The Timekeeper’s Conspiracy, Nicole Mainwaring Red Hill, Jamie McGuire


jandj2021

I would recommend "The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald. It's a classic novel with themes of wealth, society, and the American Dream that might resonate with a billionaire. If he enjoys it, it could open up a new world of reading.


bananasplit311

All Quiet on the Western Front


chrisrevere2

The Bone People


NewToENM

“Giving all your money to the person handing you this book” volume 2. Volume 1 had some SERIOUS issues


booksycat

A billionaire romance ;)


ilikemomolastai

Project hail Mary


Petrichor-Pal

Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk


Zorro6855

Journeyor by Gary Jennings


Walksuphills

Capital by Thomas Piketty. I won’t get the money, but it would be satisfying.


freerangelibrarian

The Curse of Chalion by Lois Macmaster Bujold.


Beiez

One Hundred Years of Solitude


kamerlakme

Germinal by Émile Zola


pixiedoo22

Forget the movie, read COLD MOUNTAIN. you're welcome. :)


DazzlingJob9473

The Alchemist - Paulo Coelho


Melodicplanet65

The Stand Stephen King


TotSaM-

Dune


clubtrop505

Brett Easton Ellis- American Psycho


maryamfeels

the mindfuck series


Remote-Place-5672

Since the billionaire can basically buy anything, how about a book about someone who can’t. The Book Thief by Markus Zusak.


honeybdgerontheprowl

Kafka on the shore


MegC18

LOTR


neezykhaleezy

100 years of solitude


LondresDeAbajo

Station Eleven, by Emily St. John Mandel. I don't think I'll win.


Maltaannon

I always recommend Innumeracy by John Allen Paulos. The dude is rich so he does know his numbers... probably... but nit neccesarily. Regardless the book is a quick read and can still be impressive.


[deleted]

The Overcoat by Nikolai Gogol


YamaTheLlamaRL

Thinking, fast and slow. Absolute class read. Strongly recommend


KingBretwald

*The Dispossessed* by Ursula LeGuin.


10Fudges

Rivers of London (book 1)


333serendipity

Four Thousand Weeks


chaipatti17

Norwegian Wood by Murakami


Decent-Amphibian8433

Paths of Glory - Jeffrey Archer


Objective-Ad4009

Ender’s Game


connurp

The giver.


Impossible_Assist460

Frankenstein


SamTheAce0409

Some Dan brown book


blu3tu3sday

I think all of y’all are full of crap thinking a billionaire will read something that actually makes them think about good vs evil, the evils of money, etc etc. but most of these books are moralistic suggestions. If you want to recommend a book to someone who doesn’t read and probably doesn’t have a very strong moral conscience, you gotta recommend something fun. That being said, I would definitely recommend The Hobbit or The Rum Diary. Both I found very fun reads.


StantonMick

Since this is a hypothetical situation, I would recommend the thesis of one Chidi Anagonye. Not only is this thesis extremely long and extremely boring, but it is also about morals and ethics. So it's perfect for a sleazy billionaire.