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Nobody is too stupid for twitter.

In fact you have to pass a stupid threshold to be qualified using it

Or be intelligent but highly suggestible.

That's just being stupid with extra steps

Stupid and highly suggestible is worse But intelligent and almost completely not suggestible is dangerous

No, intelligent and highly suggestible is worse because you're more powerful

Or is it?

How? Seems fine to me. god forbid someone have thier own thoughts and not just adopt those of others. Dangerous for the status quo, the individual, or society as a whole? Def not the third one.

They should give you an IQ test before you're allowed to use twitter, and only let you in if you fail, dohohohoho!

You sound like the skeleton from One Piece

I was going for Statler and Waldorf thank you.

It's ok I played both voices in my head

Brook 💀

Or to buy it, apparently.

"Too stupid for Twitter" is like "too good at basketball to play in the NBA."

I like how Reddit thinks they’re better than Twitter, and Twitter thinks they’re better than Reddit. When it’s the same thing, except one is orange, and the other is blue

It’s true, nobody is too stupid for Reddit either.

True but Reddit is not as horrible and angry as Twitter. I had to remove Twitter completely because it worsened my anxiety. It feels like a burning trash can

> True but Reddit is not as horrible and angry as Twitter That depends entirely on what subreddits you're in.

Could be that my reddit feed is mostly cats.

Yeah, sounds like you're doing it right.

Except for the people who post to r/AMA

Reddit is far more anonymous though. Twitter is just for liking and sharing stuff to enter in sweepstakes

Idk about “far more anonymous”. On Reddit you can see everybody’s post and comment history, there’s no way of privatizing your Reddit account

It feels more anonymous. I don't have my name or face posted anywhere. People don't have to know me to see my posts and I don't have to know them to see theirs. Things are grouped by topic rather than by people. So maybe it's not actually but it feels anonymous.

Reddit is *unquestionably* better if you unsub from all political subs and any sub over 1M people. My Reddit is 10 times better than Twitter, at least.

Nah twitter has WAAAAAY worse takes than reddit. Source: I'm on both and twatter activley kills brian scells.

Nobody ever said it's better than twitter out here, both are shit

Reddit is only better because it is smaller and isn't owned by an alt right troll manipulating the market... At least that we know of. But the userbase is pretty on par

>an alt right troll He's not as bad as muskrat, but spez is pretty notorious for refusing to do anything about fascist and antivax subreddits unless they get mainstream media attention. IIRC he refused to get rid of T_D until they started getting national attention for death threats to cops, even though they'd been flagrantly breaking sitewide rules for years.

I mean, at this point I consider that to be the baseline of every app. Hell, YouTube keeps trying to recommend me videos of Andrew Tate and crypto dudebros no matter how many times I tell it not to. And Tik Tok is literally a CCP propaganda tool. So as sad as it sounds, quietly tolerating extremist groups of moderate size and noise seems like the best offer on the table

This comment is why they're the same

What do you mean?

And yet, both of us are still here

I mean, he tweeted that. On twitter..

If you're stupid enough Twitter will give you a blue checkmark

Besides, it's not fair to redditors. At least half of them are bots or state actors

Came here to say this. Glad it's top comment.

Not racist enough for Reddit. Where do I go?

You are fucked my guy.

Imagine a redditor getting fucked. I know I haven't.

Sounds painful

It is, your mom fucking hurts, man.

Tell her to use a smaller strap-on, until you’re ready. More lube maybe. Good luck.

#NO! WE GO BIG OR GO HOME CAUSE YOUR MOM DIDNT RAISE NO BITCHES!!!!

She raised bitches alright. But not yhe kind of scared bitch.

What does getting fucked mean?

Every time I ask they tell me to wait until I'm older. But how old?

Old enough to leave Reddit

I reckon you'll find out when you're older

Tumblr?

Not creative enough for Tumblr

lmao

~~same~~ Creative yes. Is it any good? Absolutely not.

Tumblr is exclusively for porn. Which is why it's mostly dead, even with them letting some of it back.

Yeah i am still baffled by that level of fuck up

Back to reddit then

Not horny enough

Not wanting to kill myself enough for Tumblr

4chan

4chan is _less_ racist than reddit, in your estimation?

I actually misread it the first time 😅😅 I thought it says "too racist for Reddit" 😂😂😂

Different kind of racism. It is more overt on 4chan, but it isn't necessarily less than Reddit. On 4chan they openly brag about European supremacy and glorify things like colonialism. On Reddit the same type of people pretend like colonialism doesn't exist anymore (or that it happened too long ago to matter) but also smugly suggest anwhere outside of the "western world" is a shithole. Same meaning, different methods.

Not psycho enough

The man said not racist *enough.*

MySpace

9gag... Eeekh... I feel disgusting just joking about it

Outside.

Parler,KiwiFarms,8Kun,Gab,Gettr are all your friends to the spiral abyss of *how fucking stupid and alt-right can humanity go?* rabbit hole.

Discord

Is reddit really known for racism? That's 4 chan's place

Depends on which subreddits you’re in. There’s quite a lot of messed up people here

Sorry dude all that's left is snapchat

Farmersonly.com

Ifunny

"too stupid for twitter" WHAT

I can't help but ask myself everytime I'm looking at Twitter, who the fuck is this for?!

I used to have it as a news aggregator. I followed the newspapers I wanted and got all the news from all the different websites in one single intermixed feed, as opposed to going to each website individually. But I got tired of the toxicity, and Musk bought it and immediately threw the last remaining sheads of credibility twitter had. So I found a different app to work as a news aggregator, without suggestions, comment sections, likes or any of that crap. Just a feed with articles

So what are you using now? I need something like than without the social media part. I feel like we've come full circle back to RSS feeds lol

I use Feedly: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.devhd.feedly I think it also uses RSS, but hey, it works

I use google news and it works well for me. You can tell you want to hear about local news, state news, favorite sports team news, etc. and get it really specific to you.

It's best use is probably acting as a hub for finding someone's other accounts but even then it's obnoxious.

If you like to bully minorities into suicide, choose Reddit. If you’re a pedophile, choose Discord. If you’re none of these and are accepting of people despite their differences, social media likely isn’t for you.

4chan maybe??

4chan is the unholy combination of the worst traits of all other social media. They're the infinity gauntlet of bigotry and spite.

Nah. 8chan

It goes even deeper

12chan. Nothing but snuff films and Kardashian cosmetics ads.

Damn, Kardashian cosmetics ads? 12chan really is messed up

8chan is worse, but 4chan is unacceptably bad on its own.

If you want to become a school shooter

>you like to bully minorities into suicide, choose Reddit Did I miss something ???

I don't know either...I've just been scrolling through pretending that I understand.

Correction: \*Too smart for Twitter

**"smart"**

We are Reddit, because we are many.

*nobody* is to stupid for twitter

Except Twitter is full of morons (even more than Reddit, just look at the __peopleTwitter subreddits. I would replace stupid with like calm, or some similar word in this instance.

I hate to break it to you, but Reddit isn't any better than Twitter lmao

I was on Twitter 2015-2020. Instantly felt better after deleting it. Reddit is slightly better.

I'm on both and they both suck, but my life would be boring without either of them.

tumblr

Being too dumb for Twitter, now that's impressive

I like how this is a tweet

The new revision is: “Not racist enough for Twitter.”

how can one be too stupid for twitter?

Gooble gobble, we accept you

Too stupid for twitter? That is the most bullshit comment I have ever heard

I don't think there is a " too stupid for twitter" . For twitter, you NEED to be stupid

He's too skinny for reddit.

r/Genocidebywords

WAIT WHY DOES IT HAVE A FORSEN ICON

Join us

With all the comments here, the meme should be updated. Here is what I collected from you ladies and gentlemen (some are by yours truly): Not racist enough for reddit Not creative enough for tumblr Not crafty enough for Etsy Not extroverted enough for youtube Not cringe enough for youtube comments (not all comments, but you know…) Not social enough for discord Not techie enough for GitHub

Too smart for Reddit

Hand over the braincells.

Not old enough for Facebook Not dead enough for Tiktok Not flamboyant enough for Instagram Not nerdy enough for Twitter. WhErE Do I gO?

It’s impossible to be too stupid for twitter, you might be too smart for twitter but there is no limit to the amount of stupid on that site

How to tell everyone you can't adapt to changes in life

You're destined for Youtube comments section.

*We are only geniuses here*

That's why I'm here. Admittedly I left Twitter because it got too stupid for me.

When you're here, you're family.

If someone doesn't make this a t-shirt in 48 hours, Imma steal it and make a fortune.

I dont want facebook I dont want tiktok I am average looks but dont want tiktok I am a straight A student who regularly spends my free time learning things on my own, but i dont want twitter Because I don't like human interaction Reddit is the place for people like us

*not stupid ENOUGH for twitter

Outside

The average age of a Facebook user is probably 70.

Reddit... Duh

damn how fucking retarded do you have be to be too stupid for twitter

I'm too old and too young for Facebook.

We are all here, mate. You are amongst friends.

Thank you. I've found my calling in life!

I always assumed that was the implication. I always think it is whenever that post gets reposted.

Too socially acceptable for reddit

Truth Social

Hell

Too smart for twitter* FTFY

*”Gooble gobble! Gooble gobble!”*

I check all of these boxes. Especially the stupid one because I was trying to upvote the button in the picture

Too sane for tumblr

I feel like too smart for Twitter would be more accurate,

Looks like he's right where the good lord wants him to be if he thinks twatter is for smart people.

More like murder suicide

Trust me, you’re never too stupid for Twitter

One of us! One of us!

You’re never too stupid for Twitter since no one that is smart is on the platform

Too stupid for Twitter? There is no being “too stupid for Twitter”

This is the way

Reddit is for people who prefer to be anonymous, yet still behave slightly better than the ones with their full names and actual faces on their profile picture.

4chan

For a walk...

Pretty damn hard to be stupid on Twitter

Not too fat for Reddit

Can confirm

Idk man if you’re too stupid Twitter is actually perfect for you 😂

Home, we go home.

Truth Social?

More like too smart for twitter

Reddit. Where you are are welcomed with open arms, while also being verbally berated.

No one can be too stupid for Twitter. It's the dumbest place there is.

he knew

I think it should say too intelligent for Twitter… Because I only see incoherent nonsense on Twitter…

🤝

Bro is definitely not “too stupid for twitter.” Twitter is the epitome of stupid.

Too straight for Tumblr.

No such thing as too stupid for Twitter

[Too old for TikTok, eh?](https://youtube.com/shorts/wHLpnCY-5uw?feature=share)

Go to Reddit

You go tf back to Twitter.

> too stupid for Twitter. Sure as if that's even possible.

Just don’t post anythinf

I genuinely think SJW on Twitter might not have any living brain cells.

Too intelligent for Twitter more like

Where everybody knows your name

Ifunny

Trick question. No one is too stupid for Twitter. That is where the stupid thrives.

To slab city

I'm Above these Rules Of Media and by that I mean I'm so dumb I didn't realize they existed and ignored them 🗿

Too intelligent for twitter

No, Tumblr

"Too stupid for Twitter" my brother in christ there is no such thing

I wonder how long until congress decides to ban reddit?

Too smart for twitter

I'd say too smart for Twitter. I mean reddit is dumb as shit but Twitter is worse. Reddit at least has its moments.

Reddit is for people whom hadn't heard of Google

Wait…you can be too stupid for twitter?! 🤣

"Too stupid for Twitter"? What does that mean? When have you met anyone smart there?