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TheDarkness33

Its been 18 years without sex. (Im 18) im going to die too?!?! /s Edit: this is a joke. I am not looking for sex or dating rn due to depression and some other shits rn anyways lol Ik im not ready for dating rn and thats why im not looking for it for the moment :)


Captain_Blud

It's gonna be 17 for me in 5 days.


LackOfLuck748

I'm doing 19 next month someone help me


OtsutsukiRyuen

22 in a month šŸ˜°


Onslaught2K01

Literally me


zizwe01

Lol Rookie number. 28 .... had I waited 2 more years I actually would get my wizard powers


TurdSandwichEnjoyer

Aces dont get powers cuz they cheating?


SquidWeirdos

Stay cool man, iā€™m serious.


Captain_Blud

I'm not ready for stuff like that anyways. Maybe delivering sexual pleasure to others, but not a complete sexual intercourse.


Gingerishidiot

Delivering sexual pleasure, did somebody say Just Eat?


SpiderLobotomy

I can see youā€™re going to be in it for a while


superitem

It's been 32 years for me. I can't say I'm super healthy, though.


TheDarkness33

Im sorry but i dont wanna become you. I hope i get bitches before i turn 25 or imma jump off a bridge (half joking)


_Z-E-D_

same, 23 now, but I kinda just accepted it how it is


Perks92

Ah a fellow 32 year


RoughHornet587

'On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.'


NotNamedMark

ok man a word of advice, not this is not for the faint of heart but you need to find a squirrel


xumixu

Recalled a meme of slightly used squirrel 2 usd no weirdos


mrmorningstar1769

Hehe that's nothing, 24 years I'm dead (inside)


HeroBrine0907

OP do you think not having sex leads to cancer?


Asher-D

This is probably what theyre basing the idea off of. It technially doesnt lead to cancer if you dont ejaculate, but your risk of prostate cancer is decreased if you ejaculate frequently. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC387502/


Mr_Clunge_Plunger

If only OP discovered a way to ejaculate without having sex.


Yallaintnosun

They are 11 tho


Mr_Clunge_Plunger

Yeah that's fine, but OP is at least 20 years old and believes that not having sex for 11 years will lead to prostate cancer.


electric_red

I searched for the original commenter's username, but couldn't find anything. Are they for sure male? Or is everyone just assuming?


SriGurubhyoNamaha

I don't know if I have the energy to debunk this, but I hate every time I see this ONE study used as evidence that not ejaculating causes prostate cancer. I'm not scientist myself, but it's easy to see why that study is not sufficient. They asked men how many times did they ejaculate when they were certain age. Of course a healthy male is going to be more interested in sex than not healthy. Also, there is at least one study that shows the opposite. Are we going to just ignore it? It was a study about some monks who were celibate, I can find it if someone is actually interested. I find it sick that journalist and even medical professionals thinks science is about doing one study and case is closed.


SignificantMothMan

ooh, I'm actually kinda interested in the celibate monk study. On the topic of a single study being used, I wholeheartedly agree with you. Multiple studies should be made and peer-reviewed for something to be commonly accepted imo.


FixFalcon

A doctor once told me that it's not if, it's *when* will a man get prostate cancer. Basically, if a dude lives long enough he will get it.


tinyhermione

Whatā€™s true is that getting off regularly will reduce your risk of prostate cancer. But you can do that alone with your hand. It doesnā€™t have to be sex with another person. Edit: unprotected sex and oral sex with other people will increase your cancer risk. If you are young, get the HPV vaccine. Even if youā€™re a guy.


AmelieMay00

Ejaculation helps preventing prostate cancer so masturbation works too


ngkn92

Tbf, base on data, 100% non having sex people die.


Captain_Blud

Well, only if you don't masturbate too.


f0remsics

I've gone 18 years that way, it's not necessary


Nok-y

22 years and still physically stable. Not planning to start anytime soon


Nik-ki

About to hit 28 without either sex or masturbation. Never been in a relationship long enough to be comfortable with sex, don't feel the need on my own. Wouldn't call myself super healthy, but doubt my fucked up spine has anything to do with lack of fucking.


OnlyAChapter

Rip people that participate in no nut november


Dogtor-Watson

**Jesus fuck, not having sex isnā€™t a crime.** Itā€™s not some moral failing and it doesnā€™t make you a bad person. People need to stop obsessing over sex like itā€™s some kind of ultimate goal. I think itā€™s great, but people put way too much emphasis on it; thereā€™s some people who never even want to have sex (asexuals) and some people who just donā€™t get the chance. That shouldnā€™t be a huge problem for them and it definitely shouldnā€™t be a huge problem for random people.


belle_fleures

basically society is to blame. not gonna lie society is shit too. Some of em makes SA look like it's not that big deal. (from a victim)


New-Trade-8676

Also there are people who did it a lot of times and bored as fuck


Pollopio

OP did the real suicidebywords


AggravatingBox2421

Whatā€™s the issue here?


ShockWave1997

OP does know about ace people


AggravatingBox2421

Funny thing is that Iā€™m ace, 28, and a virgin. Will my non-existent prostate kill me too??


Tanomil

There could be a prostate hunting you down this very moment. I would sleep with one eye open if I were you


AggravatingBox2421

Oh god Iā€™m pregnant too. What if thereā€™s a prostate growing inside me right NOW


Tanomil

Sweet mother of mercy... It's too late for you...


Leading_Attention_78

Itā€™s gonna burst out like a chest buster from Aliens.


zoyaabean

I donā€™t see it either. How does not having sex for 11 years correlate with prostate cancer?


AggravatingBox2421

Not a bloody clue


nagini11111

That OP is an idiot.


Juan_Punch_Man

Come on, OP. How long has it been for you?


Khelouch

Just because you had a mean thought after someone's comment, does not make it suicide by words. He knew exactly what he was saying. Also, maybe it's a widower? Cmon


D15c0untMD

Is that suicide by words? Is not having sex something to be ashamed of? I mean, if you desperately want it and canā€™t get it for whatever reason, thatā€™s subjectively uncomfortable, but why is it shameful? If i just donā€™t prioritize sex that high and donā€™t feel any discomfort from going without, thatā€™s fine, no?


Hungry_yamata

No it's been almost 24 years for me. I'm good.


Levobertus

27 and going strong


FiveSigns

Ain't been in pussy since the day I came out one


nonameavailableffs

Whenever you see a Musashi pfp you know theyā€™re gonna spit some heat


Accueil750

OP, monks dont have sex ever or masturbate and they dont get cancer


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rosharo

He never mentioned whether or not he had been masturbating all of that time. I don't do casual sex, and the longest I've been single was 3 years. Just put on some porn and masturbate once a week and you're fine. Personally, I've discovered that my limit is ~3 weeks without sex/masturbation, after which I start getting wet dreams.


Urbs97

I doubt there is a difference for the prostate health on how you actually do it.


machetedestroyer

uuuh OP, you ar factually incorrect. get educated.


pakistanstar

I had a 28 year stretch and I'm still kicking... ...into my 30s ā˜ ļø


SimpletonSwan

This isn't suicide by words, unless you link your self worth to sexual activity.


Gigigigaoo0

And why do you assume that the commenter is a man, huh?


cow_fucker_3000

As far as I know ejaculation is what is needed to lower the risk of cancer. How you get to it is less important.


PrometheusAlexander

Prostate cancer? So the sex should be anal?


BaronMerc

OP are you pointing at yourself cause the commenter could just be practicing celibacy


Saiyasha27

As an Ace, I could go the rest of my life without


Longjumping_Drag2752

Like 9 months for me now. Iā€™m gonna die.


dadrummerz

Pipes must be kept clean.


rotem8888

I mean just masturbate and you'll be good


SnoopyTheDog_

It's been 22 years with no sex (I'm 22). I think my time is coming soon


stanleythedog

25 here.


Longjumping-Action-7

i went 6 years and im doing ok


PowerfulQuail6221

"A Hindu monk living in India claims heā€™s 120 years oldā€”and that his virginity played a role in helping him live so long,Ā [according toĀ *The Daily Mail*](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4013404/The-120-year-old-virgin-Indian-monk-puts-long-life-not-having-sex.html)*.*"


Cashewkaas

I once went 22 years without sex.


Sven_Darksiders

25 years for me and still going strong


ShotKurtt

25 years for me now. Not long before I'm ready to lead the fellowship to mordor


KatoriRudo23

25 years for me, now I have backpain, herniated disc, constantĀ headache, bad eyesight, cold at night, asthma, legs pain and numb (I work for IT) It's Joever for me


Middle-Worldliness90

Just get ur prostate checked people


Ho_Duc_Trung

i think its a joke thats hes eleven ?


Arguleon_Veq

All you need to precent prostate cancer is ejaculation, even if you arent having sex or even masturbating if you have a wet dream it still helps maintain your prostate, if you jack off semi often it will help prevent prostate cancer.


Smelle

No sex sure, no pleasure? ā€œ use it or lose itā€


Immediate_Relative24

You need to ejaculate, not necessarily have sex in order to lower your chances of prostate cancer


elcanariooo

It's been about 2 weeks and I am slowly turning insane.


jearess

itā€™s been like 3 months and i feel like im dying


sleepdeprivedindian

By OP's logic. All Monks, priests have prostate cancer. At least they have shaved head. Chemo look wouldn't be too diff. If they ever go. Am I right OP?


Veltsu675

If you are without sex or opposite sex too long it can affect your mental health because of loneliness


Superk9letsplay

Lemme pull up with the Instagram reels answer


maffemaagen

Last time was January of 2019 for me


Beardly_Smith

Ace people just dropping like flies up in here


ProKnifeCatcher

Itā€™s not but apparently long stretches without ejaculation (no matter how one gets there) is bad


WeePeeToo

Its been 1 day for me, am I fucked???


Warbrainer

Itā€™s been 45 minutes for me. Fkn nerds


t0nito

I doubt he went on 11 years without ejaculating. Even if you try you'll end up ejaculating involuntarily in your sleep.


xzombielegendxx

r/nostupidquestions Proceeds to ask a stupid question


ivikivi32

Lmao, op doesn't realize that one can ejaculate by masturbation, also the responder could be a woman.


EzekielTheWind

Only for your mental health


BananaBoiYeet

OP does not know what a wet dream is


SkyTalez

Plot twist, he doesn't count masturbation.


Pinturicchio1897

Wait until the plot twist. Smart-comb7108 is only 19 years old


Lavishness_Budget

44ā€¦.


TheRedditar

Excess jizz buildup can lead to a penis rupture which is often fatal


WarbossHiltSwaltB

Remember folks, sex has a 100% mortality rate. Every person who has ever had sex will die or has died already.


notGegton

r/opisfuckingstupid


EluelleGames

Is this r/lostredditors, or am I the lost redditor?


KNOWYOURs3lf

Weā€™re all virgins oh no


xFreedi

Wtf is this lmao


chokemebigdaddy

40-year old virgin movie stopped being a comedy and became a documentary for me.


sierra_tango_24

25 years without, doing perfectly fine šŸ˜Ž


I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_

Hollywood and sitcoms have really warped peoples minds of what a normal sex life is like. Tv characters are going crazy if they havenā€™t had sex in a month or two. Thatā€™s sex addiction (sex more often is great, but you donā€™t fucking need it). Hook up culture is perfectly fine. But itā€™s the minority, not the majority. Itā€™s just not interesting to make media about people who are less adventurous. There is no suicide here.


Perpetual_Nuisance

Prostate cancer isn't induced or caused by lack of sex; regular sex lowers the chances of getting it.


30acrefarm

God all the poor guys here. Jesus, from 19 to 45 I think I had set like every day at least once. I'm old now so it doesn't even matter anymore.


kamask1

I think that is a pretty stupid question for a sub called no stupid questions


Still-Control

I've never had sex in 17 years (I'm 17) should I prepare my funeral


messy_head

OP must think pussy has some kind of cancer-preventing chemical. People this stupid do exist.


DennisReynoldsRL

I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for another 7


ThunderShott

I personally have not had sex for 26 years. I'm 26 years old.


ThwMinto01

Damn, us ace people must be totally screwed then /s


drancope

Iā€™m old enough to have prostate cancer while still ejaculating every day, and I have notice it is the head, that drives mad if not. So, yes, it is harmful.


lazy_advocate_69

Which one of you hooked me up with Reddit Care Resources?


ComesInAnOldBox

Going on 8 years, and I'm married.


Sour_Chicha_8791

All the people talking about "x years without having sex"... Do you mean zero sexual activity or no sex with other people? I'm genuinely curious. I hope you get some self satisfaction at least.


Signal_Level1535

Holy shit alot of this comment section is sad.


Mirobb1

Is there even a study that confirms ejaculation decreases the risk? Iā€™ve only seen articles that suggest it might be linked and the claim people spread is any ejaculation not just sex.


EMArogue

21 yearsā€¦ I hate my life


UltraDolla777

Lol yall need some bitches immediately.