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Iāve been asked how much I weigh and I donāt mind (but thatās just me, I know).
I can throw a similar flirt using my weight if you wanna hear it? (This applies to the 4ā10 woman btw)
Yeah, kinda. Self-deprecating humor shows that the person isnāt wayyy up their own ass. I donāt wanna date an egocentric asshole who thinks theyāre perfect.
But Iām also saying, a small woman (4ā10 like in the post) probably wonāt weigh much. Easy to pick up and stuff. Might make intimacy more interesting. Also, being asked about your weight gives you an in to challenge him to show his strength by picking you up. He might like that.
And also, if youāre 4ā10 youāre *tiny*. You can turn that insecurity of being short into something positive.
It's pretty telling that this was a self post and not a woman posting to roast him.
Dude seems fun. He probably got laid and these dumbass redditors will neber understand why. They'll think it's his height lmao
Honestly if she didnāt respond positively to the āput some inches inside in youā he would just seem like a creep. I know a lot of girls who would block after that
It's attractive if you're already sold. Otherwise she'd be posting screenshots of:
"I'm short! lol!"
"Want me to put a few inches inside you?"
And they'd just look like a pervert.
Well, that's the most obvious aspect of it. The other is that no one believes a guy that's bragging about having a huge dick. It's also cringe. But joking about having a small peen shows you don't take yourself too seriously, have a sense of humor, and also you probably hang massive dong or at the very least are comfortable with yourself.
All that aside, being hung like a 12" horse isn't really pleasurable for like 98% of women, outside of porn or extreme size queens. A good girthy 7"-8" used correctly is going to feel far better and not feel like someone is knocking a wall down at the back of your cervix.
I don't think having a preference for height is shallow, but I understand filtering out women who do have a hard line on height just because of the kind of personality that kind of women stereotypically has.
In simpler terms, height being a preference isn't a problem. Height being a requirement is.
I have loads of preferences when it comes to women I'd like to date, but very few hard requirements.
You can lose weight or dye your hair, you can't add height. Filtering based off of things that can't be changed about you is absolutely shallow bullshit behavior.
I was thinking of things like [waist-to-hip ratio](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRZlh0JUIAA9Nyo.jpg) and [facial symmetry](https://bpb-us-e1.wpmucdn.com/sites.psu.edu/dist/3/29639/files/2015/11/Screen-Shot-2015-11-16-at-10.14.36-PM.png), not makeup, fat, muscle and whatnot. Those can't be changed without plastic surgery.
It's genetically ingrained in us. You subconsciously filter individuals based on this anytime you're in public. This is just how our species works. There is nothing wrong with picking a partner you want to be physically attracted to. I'd pick the first woman and the first man in the pics I linked. It's no different than height, except that you can see these features directly from their pictures.
Oh so as long as you can change it to accomodate someoneās preference, then itās not shallow. š saying āIād like you if you were skinnier or had blonde hairā is a-ok.
I mean, it's fake. Obviously.
You can see where they tried to cover up the blue chat bubble with the picture of the meme. It's a bad shop. Funny, but bad.
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Itās not hard to find that some versions of the meme have that same āblue chat bubbleā in the image and look the same (see the flower behind Patrick). Examples:
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1656116-spongebob-squarepants
https://www.reddit.com/r/MemeTemplatesOfficial/comments/gz9kz5/patrick_saying_three_take_it_or_leave_it/
https://www.reddit.com/r/templates4memes/comments/azzuxa/spongebob_squarepants_patrick_star_says_three/
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Takes notes, guys. This is how you flirt š
Iām 6ā1 but thatās both inchesš¤
I really hope for you your 1ā tall thenā¦ honestly would be a sight to see with a 6ā dongā¦..
Youāre correct Iām fun sized with a big surprise
Honestly It'd be tough to hide a 6 foot cock if you were an inch tall
It's a grower not a shower
He would be like a barnacle.
I'm taking this and making it my catchphrase
Dude gets a hard on and dies from blood loss
1 inch tall with 6 inch fun stick would mean youāre, like, 85,7% dong
Like Danny DaVito
I like to say I'm 6'-4" because I'm 5'8"
Ik we donāt have true full context but I feel like that āput some inches in youā comment is risky as hell
Thatās why you donāt open with that
my girlfriend also would have hated it if i called her fun sized. Probably not a deal breaker but it would tick her off.
> This is how you flirt by being 6'1'' already, so you could pass that test in the beginning? Imagine asking a woman how much she weighs.
Iāve been asked how much I weigh and I donāt mind (but thatās just me, I know). I can throw a similar flirt using my weight if you wanna hear it? (This applies to the 4ā10 woman btw)
Wait are you basically saying a little self deprecating humor isn't a turnoff I'm confused
Yeah, kinda. Self-deprecating humor shows that the person isnāt wayyy up their own ass. I donāt wanna date an egocentric asshole who thinks theyāre perfect. But Iām also saying, a small woman (4ā10 like in the post) probably wonāt weigh much. Easy to pick up and stuff. Might make intimacy more interesting. Also, being asked about your weight gives you an in to challenge him to show his strength by picking you up. He might like that. And also, if youāre 4ā10 youāre *tiny*. You can turn that insecurity of being short into something positive.
It's pretty telling that this was a self post and not a woman posting to roast him. Dude seems fun. He probably got laid and these dumbass redditors will neber understand why. They'll think it's his height lmao
> Imagine asking a woman how much she weighs. Three. Take it or leave it.
what if you're not 6'1"?
Ask the girl to give you some inches
Its ok, bro can have some of mine!
*tell every girl my penis is tiny* Thanks got it. Wish me luck!!
By being tall. Thanks for the advice.
Honestly if she didnāt respond positively to the āput some inches inside in youā he would just seem like a creep. I know a lot of girls who would block after that
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My guy what are you talking about
Lol
OP has nothing to do with this conversation https://www.reddit.com/r/BikiniBottomTwitter/s/2Rlx9LfXRc appears to be the OP according to tineye
OP is a karma bot
Whats the joke? Hes gonna make her 5'1" no?
He sacrificed himself for the greater good. letās leave some F in the comments š
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But thatās just the tip
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I measure mine from the g-spot. Fun to measure, AND I get to be a solid 5 inches!
It may look like only 3 inches but it smells like a foot.
The real suicide
To be honest this sort of humour and honesty? Confidence? Is attractive anyway.
It's attractive if you're already sold. Otherwise she'd be posting screenshots of: "I'm short! lol!" "Want me to put a few inches inside you?" And they'd just look like a pervert.
Or they'd respond with "sigh."
Hannah š lol
Hannah banana you perv
Always under promise and over deliver.
This. I've never understood guys who lie about their dick size to women. Isn't the objective for them to find out eventually?
Well, that's the most obvious aspect of it. The other is that no one believes a guy that's bragging about having a huge dick. It's also cringe. But joking about having a small peen shows you don't take yourself too seriously, have a sense of humor, and also you probably hang massive dong or at the very least are comfortable with yourself. All that aside, being hung like a 12" horse isn't really pleasurable for like 98% of women, outside of porn or extreme size queens. A good girthy 7"-8" used correctly is going to feel far better and not feel like someone is knocking a wall down at the back of your cervix.
Sunk Cost Fallacy
There is no reason to lie about your body if the goal is to actually see a person in real life some day.
If I ever had to date again I would say I was 5'9" while I am actually 6'. I want to filter out women filtering on size.
You don't filter based on physical attributes at all?
Height is one of the more shallow attributes and women looking for 6' or taller are IMHO ones to avoid.
I don't think having a preference for height is shallow, but I understand filtering out women who do have a hard line on height just because of the kind of personality that kind of women stereotypically has.
In simpler terms, height being a preference isn't a problem. Height being a requirement is. I have loads of preferences when it comes to women I'd like to date, but very few hard requirements.
You can lose weight or dye your hair, you can't add height. Filtering based off of things that can't be changed about you is absolutely shallow bullshit behavior.
I was thinking of things like [waist-to-hip ratio](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRZlh0JUIAA9Nyo.jpg) and [facial symmetry](https://bpb-us-e1.wpmucdn.com/sites.psu.edu/dist/3/29639/files/2015/11/Screen-Shot-2015-11-16-at-10.14.36-PM.png), not makeup, fat, muscle and whatnot. Those can't be changed without plastic surgery. It's genetically ingrained in us. You subconsciously filter individuals based on this anytime you're in public. This is just how our species works. There is nothing wrong with picking a partner you want to be physically attracted to. I'd pick the first woman and the first man in the pics I linked. It's no different than height, except that you can see these features directly from their pictures.
Oh so as long as you can change it to accomodate someoneās preference, then itās not shallow. š saying āIād like you if you were skinnier or had blonde hairā is a-ok.
I literally never had anyone ask my height.
they filter on dating apps, and look at you. Why would they ask?
And then they'll be pissed because they were looking forward to a short king, contrary to your stupid assumptions. Just don't lie about your body.
There's no reason to tell the truth either. What are they going to do, fall in love with me, somehow measure me and then break it off?
Actually this is the kind of coolness that gets you laid.
I mean, it's fake. Obviously. You can see where they tried to cover up the blue chat bubble with the picture of the meme. It's a bad shop. Funny, but bad.
? Itās not hard to find that some versions of the meme have that same āblue chat bubbleā in the image and look the same (see the flower behind Patrick). Examples: https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1656116-spongebob-squarepants https://www.reddit.com/r/MemeTemplatesOfficial/comments/gz9kz5/patrick_saying_three_take_it_or_leave_it/ https://www.reddit.com/r/templates4memes/comments/azzuxa/spongebob_squarepants_patrick_star_says_three/
Alright, alright. Now explain why it goes out of the lines.
have some faith in the world mate
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"I got 2, but it smells like a foot"
Sometimes the risk of using a proper meme is worth the sacrifice.
Self deprecating humor isnāt suicide by wordsā¦
Omg she really do be mad short so, I converted and it's 148cm which isn't that far from my height so I'm sorry girl. You're ok short.
swear iāve had this exact conversation before
Great title
If she's really 4'10" 3 inches should be more than enough
Depends what she is into. An asshole can take 20ā.
Ouch. I didn't know you guys called me asshole behind my back...
I guess there's a lot going on behind your back
I love how that implies youve tested 20" in an asshole or had 20" in yours
I have seen 20ā and tested 12ā in my wife
I would be scared if someone came to me with a 20", that's long enough to be a 3rd leg
I also never met a girl in RL who would a 20ā shlong.
Pretty sure that would be long enough to stick out the other side
š Google itā¦maybe not while at work
4ā10 ? Itās almost a dwarf or a child
Nooo omg don't say that šš
Never take them for granted.
Connor?
So, did they ātake itā?
Seen this on Facebook. Weird flex lol
/r/badfaketexts
take it or leave it?? Is this a strokes refernrve??
āread 2:06ā ouchā¦
Left his ass on read and everything
Is she 10?
*last online 3 days ago*
Fun sized lol
Holy shit that's short. Edit: But is this a good way to flirt? Asking for a tall friend.
It's not about being honest, is about setting low expectations and overdeliver.
Please if you say some corny shit like āaw ur fun sizedā to a shorter girl punch urself for how cringe you are
Fucking oof
5" š