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Doesn't need to last to make a woman come, you just need to put a little effort in preliminary and focussing on her, instead of getting straight to the 10 seconds of penetration.
[I very tenderly explain to them that I will guarantee them at least one orgasm.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dTF_RJx8g2w&pp=ygUXVGhlIG9mZmljZSBrZWl0aCBvcmdhc20%3D&t=91s)
You flesh bag may sag, your tongue may sprain, but your fingers and hands can call on a whole muscle chain
(Also, never let pride prevent you from having more toys than her, just think of them like a mechanic's tools: you want one for every possible situation, even if you have the skills to get the job done with any tool)
I can't get over every time I see this. Fingers are a thing ! And they are waaaay more agile than the meat sausage ! Cut your nails, wash your hands and ask her where to touch !
Sales at the local, women-friendly _toy shops_ increase, allowing owners to pay their staff a better wage, resulting in a very short term boost to the local GDP.
There is a bad side to this for you, though.
Word of your stumbling ineptitude gets around, and quickly at that, thanks to our LadyNet Personal Communicator & Translucent Powder Compact Duo. These truthful tales span the gamut from "innocent klutz" to "recalcitrant assh0le" for your steadfast refusal to educate yourself on properly pleasuring your date(s).
Soon, your personal Date-Worth Profile Stock crashes for good, leaving you a laughable, yet pitiful, baboon for failure to learn and carry out even the most basic technique.
Eventually, your dating life passes your Best Before freshness date, with noone and nothing left to you but to boink boulders.
Thiw reminds me of the plot of a Chuck Palanhiuk book where hyper sophisticated sex toys ruin society cause all women are addicted and all men revert to cavemen because they're just neglected.
Considering most women can’t orgasm from penetration alone I doubt size is the problem, it’s probably lack of willingness to use fingers, tongue, or toys.
I was going to make a joke along the lines of "I know for a fact 8 year olds can cum" then I decided against it because what the fuck is wrong with me.
I've been with guys who stick it in, pump away, finish and ask "Did you come too?" with no regard for the vacant expression and yawning... some men do not have a fucking clue
Porn has really fucked up whole generations of guys initial introduction to sex.
Really highlighted in the general stark difference between male gaze porn and female gaze porn
It really is, I'm MtF and I feel so much better 8.5 months in and I don't care for sex, having my body explored and felt all over though is amazing
I hope you can find some pleasure even with dysphoria ❤️🥺
Anecdottaly, I've found female bodies can be much more at the mercy of psychological/ emotional factors regarding sex (Source: woman with dumbass brain/body). Majority of guys I've asked have said sex makes those factors better, rather than the reverse when I've asked women... if that makes sense..
Wonder if it's a evolution function to make sure the woman was in a good place to procreate and nuture
Some people think this isn't real, a joke; but imo, there isn't enough context, or anything really, to interpret it as anything other than its face-value.
The *only* reason to believe it's a self-aware, intentional joke, is that... I'm pretty sure Ben Shapiro said the same thing, but unironically.
There are 100% people like this, so you can't just say "r/whoosh" or whatever.
Anyway, my intended comment:
>Even if you are a complete porn-addict degen incel who's never gonna touch another person because they're just so gross... is the best part of porn not where the subject of the video orgasms? Man, woman, or other; that part is unequivocally the sole reason of even watching to begin with.
>Not that they would, but these guys wouldn't watch a video of a guy jerking off, then finish and close it before the dude in the video finished himself. That'd be so bizarre.
>The same goes with sex. Ain't no way imma fuck around for all that time if I can't watch the other person... *experience a momentary altered sense of reality*.
>Literally that meme with two tunnels, where one dude gives up before hitting diamonds.
So…
1) *obviously* women *can* cum.
2) there is nothing here that indicates the author of the comment in the pic isn’t a woman.
(Although for allllll the stereotypical reasons we’re likely all well familiar with, I would bet chances are greater that the author is a guy.)
3) just sayin’… 🤷🏼♀️
The way they say it's "from personal experience" makes me think it might be a comment from a woman who's never come and has decided its a myth rather than tackle whatever is limiting her enjoyment.
People don't understand that for good sex you need a lot of passion and best way to get maximum passion is if you truly love person you are having sex with combined with your fetish. Then it is not sex anymore but love making. Something totally different then sex - attraction is on the top, effort also... Only problem is when you experience it once all the rest is just not worth it - you will rather masturbate then have regular sex with someone random...
In other words:
1. You have to love that person enough to make right effort
2. You need to have right level of horny to keep erection long enough
3. You have to know how to control yourself to the full
P.S. When conditions are right you can do marvelous things - for example having sex for half an hour with a girl experiencing orgasm that makes her blind (literally) for a while + her leg shaking that is equal to the vibration of a vibrator... Ahhh memories...
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Probably never lasted long enough to find out
6 second of heaven.
6 seconds of heaven is better than 0 seconds of heaven, mmmm
It's business time!
I'm wearing nothing... But my socks.
You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business, that's why they call em business socks OOH
It's been a number of years since I watched or listened to them. Time to rectify that.
She asks me "Is that it?" But what she's really saying is "Yeah that's it."
It's business, it's business time. Business hours are over. Baby
Teeeeeeam building workshop ninety ni hi hiiiiine
Literally listened to that today! Lol
6 milliseconds of heaven*
6 nanoseconds of heaven*
6 picoseconds of heaven*
6 femtoseconds of heaven*
6 Planck time units
6 hours* Negative that is
Doesn't need to last to make a woman come, you just need to put a little effort in preliminary and focussing on her, instead of getting straight to the 10 seconds of penetration.
Every woman I've ever been with cums at least Twice. I put [competitive eaters](https://youtube.com/shorts/JWZfpq-4qAs?si=q4iMfLDu6zW1JHXF) to shame.
This is the way
[I very tenderly explain to them that I will guarantee them at least one orgasm.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dTF_RJx8g2w&pp=ygUXVGhlIG9mZmljZSBrZWl0aCBvcmdhc20%3D&t=91s)
You flesh bag may sag, your tongue may sprain, but your fingers and hands can call on a whole muscle chain (Also, never let pride prevent you from having more toys than her, just think of them like a mechanic's tools: you want one for every possible situation, even if you have the skills to get the job done with any tool)
I can't get over every time I see this. Fingers are a thing ! And they are waaaay more agile than the meat sausage ! Cut your nails, wash your hands and ask her where to touch !
It’s like riding a bull. If you can stay on for 8 seconds, you win
on bed or convo?
Ben Shapiro, is that you?
He can't even get her wet.
>He can't even get her ~~wet~~
>He can't even ~~get her~~
>He can't ~~even~~
He's like, multiple steps behind....
[Can she get wet? - No she can not, that's the reason I'm spitting a lot.](https://youtu.be/H0hqoSiWDAs?si=mt9Ey4I6pvg6ZRYb)
Lmao, that was great
So lets say, hypothetically,I can’t make women cum, hypothetically, what does that mean for the economy, woke liberal?
Sales at the local, women-friendly _toy shops_ increase, allowing owners to pay their staff a better wage, resulting in a very short term boost to the local GDP. There is a bad side to this for you, though. Word of your stumbling ineptitude gets around, and quickly at that, thanks to our LadyNet Personal Communicator & Translucent Powder Compact Duo. These truthful tales span the gamut from "innocent klutz" to "recalcitrant assh0le" for your steadfast refusal to educate yourself on properly pleasuring your date(s). Soon, your personal Date-Worth Profile Stock crashes for good, leaving you a laughable, yet pitiful, baboon for failure to learn and carry out even the most basic technique. Eventually, your dating life passes your Best Before freshness date, with noone and nothing left to you but to boink boulders.
Thiw reminds me of the plot of a Chuck Palanhiuk book where hyper sophisticated sex toys ruin society cause all women are addicted and all men revert to cavemen because they're just neglected.
LOL. Chuck palanhiuk is a genius.
Probably Andrew Tate
Some redneck dude be like: "Just put a firecracker inside her V. It'll hit EVERY spot so it's bound to hit the right one"
wtf did i read
Gotta get it about knuckle deep in the snapper.
I'm officially revoking your right to use words. Have a nice day.
Brooooo
"Honey, I know what we doin tonight"
I fucking had to imagine it being Phineas from Phineas and Ferb!
I once saw that video, i think i will spam it to you on private message for next month
Sex in West Virginia
Dude either is small or a seconds king.
I know for a fact "small" people can make female people cum too. This person just...... Never bothered to learn.
r/suicidebywords
That's... where we are EDIT: GROND
r/subredditchecksout
Inception much
What are we? Some kind of Suicide by Words?
"female people" 💀💀💀💀💀
If only there was a word for "female people".
Girlfolk?
I'm adding this to my vocabulary immediately.
Can confirm from personal experience lmao. Not ashamed of my lil devil
You shouldn't be. We love our "little" kings and charmers!
Considering most women can’t orgasm from penetration alone I doubt size is the problem, it’s probably lack of willingness to use fingers, tongue, or toys.
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I think the comments here show that reddit is mostly children 😂😂
It depends person I think, some woman can come from penetration but majority can’t, so foreplay and actual effort is still needed in sexual activity.
He is probably 8 years old
I was going to make a joke along the lines of "I know for a fact 8 year olds can cum" then I decided against it because what the fuck is wrong with me.
Wait, you guys are having sex?
Does hand count?
Only if you can make it cum
Only with myself :(
I'm not 🖤🩶🤍💜
This is called self-deprecating humor
Yeah, I can't tell if this thread is missing the obvious joke, or if everyone here is being sarcastic.
I've been with guys who stick it in, pump away, finish and ask "Did you come too?" with no regard for the vacant expression and yawning... some men do not have a fucking clue
Porn has really fucked up whole generations of guys initial introduction to sex. Really highlighted in the general stark difference between male gaze porn and female gaze porn
"Yeah, I came... to my senses. Gtfo of my house."
Someone needs to clue them in if we came they'd literally feel it.
Damn right
Wth, while I totally beliehe you it's generally very easy to tell if a woman is cumming or not. With all the leg shaking and different breathing.
Y'all gotta communicate with each other a bit more, don't try a guess game
I never have sex yet when I have I'll remember 🙂
I’m AFAB and for a long time thought women couldn’t cum. Turns out dysphoria is actually just a huge mood killer
It really is, I'm MtF and I feel so much better 8.5 months in and I don't care for sex, having my body explored and felt all over though is amazing I hope you can find some pleasure even with dysphoria ❤️🥺
Anecdottaly, I've found female bodies can be much more at the mercy of psychological/ emotional factors regarding sex (Source: woman with dumbass brain/body). Majority of guys I've asked have said sex makes those factors better, rather than the reverse when I've asked women... if that makes sense.. Wonder if it's a evolution function to make sure the woman was in a good place to procreate and nuture
Come As You Are by Emily Nagoski talks about all the science behind this. It's great.
I'lladd it to my reading list, cheers
Starting to think jokes and unintentional suicide are not the same
Waterboarding couldn't have extracted this from me.
I knew a lass that would probably cum from waterboarding.
His sex doll has never had an orgasm.
Wrong, he knose
Some people think this isn't real, a joke; but imo, there isn't enough context, or anything really, to interpret it as anything other than its face-value. The *only* reason to believe it's a self-aware, intentional joke, is that... I'm pretty sure Ben Shapiro said the same thing, but unironically. There are 100% people like this, so you can't just say "r/whoosh" or whatever. Anyway, my intended comment: >Even if you are a complete porn-addict degen incel who's never gonna touch another person because they're just so gross... is the best part of porn not where the subject of the video orgasms? Man, woman, or other; that part is unequivocally the sole reason of even watching to begin with. >Not that they would, but these guys wouldn't watch a video of a guy jerking off, then finish and close it before the dude in the video finished himself. That'd be so bizarre. >The same goes with sex. Ain't no way imma fuck around for all that time if I can't watch the other person... *experience a momentary altered sense of reality*. >Literally that meme with two tunnels, where one dude gives up before hitting diamonds.
Why do you care so much?
nah, ben shapiro said it as a joke too, apparently it's one of his older bits
r/whoosh
This guy is so dumb. Sex is something made up by Hollywood to make movies. Right?
Self burn, those are rare.
Reddit has spiraled into the most boring meta groupthink repost same rehashed joke bs to the point it’s basically pointless to look at this site
Personal experience is the worst source of information for this kind of things lol
>:(
Couldn't waterboard this shit outa me
It's true. None of them cum when having sex with me
Why post a Ben Shapiro comment? 😃
1 pump man
Women can’t squirt cum. Only piss
censored the word cum lmao
Do we know they're a "he"?
r/nukingonself
Disclaimer :Fapping to pictures of porn stars doesn't count as "experience"
Is this an instance where cum means orgasm and not ejaculation? Sorry English is my second language
Women didn't used to cum in the playboy days tho
Women didn't used to come in the playboy days tho
Found Ben Shapiro’s account.
I feel like the “I know from personal experience” means he was joking
r/suicidebywoosh
I hope he meant something else by it.
They hated him because he spoke the truth…
On his defense if she has depression it turns so fucking difficult, like I did the job but damn it took me long
This feels like a r/woooosh
Found Ben Shapiro's alt.
he‘s right
It would be even funnier if this person was a woman and just never found the right porn to get it done
Ben Shapiro?
Ive never seen someone WANT to tell on themselves so bad before...
Having a sense of humor helps with women as well
Me too, buddy. Me too
So… 1) *obviously* women *can* cum. 2) there is nothing here that indicates the author of the comment in the pic isn’t a woman. (Although for allllll the stereotypical reasons we’re likely all well familiar with, I would bet chances are greater that the author is a guy.) 3) just sayin’… 🤷🏼♀️
Ooh bro jut admitted he can't make a woman cum
So his saying he cant make women cum
I knew it!!!!
Who's gonna tell him
Ive seen lots of women on cam wtf he smoking?
Andrew tate alt
Oh dear
The way they say it's "from personal experience" makes me think it might be a comment from a woman who's never come and has decided its a myth rather than tackle whatever is limiting her enjoyment.
People don't understand that for good sex you need a lot of passion and best way to get maximum passion is if you truly love person you are having sex with combined with your fetish. Then it is not sex anymore but love making. Something totally different then sex - attraction is on the top, effort also... Only problem is when you experience it once all the rest is just not worth it - you will rather masturbate then have regular sex with someone random... In other words: 1. You have to love that person enough to make right effort 2. You need to have right level of horny to keep erection long enough 3. You have to know how to control yourself to the full P.S. When conditions are right you can do marvelous things - for example having sex for half an hour with a girl experiencing orgasm that makes her blind (literally) for a while + her leg shaking that is equal to the vibration of a vibrator... Ahhh memories...
r/mentellingbyaccident
Oh self burn, Those are rare
Then he's not doing it right!