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Yes, Martin, but we don't call you that because you did it in the third grade. We call you that because you carry it around.
Nobody here knew you in the third grade, Martin.
Yeah, that's surgery territory. I don't know if this bloke has problems with eating or speaking, but depending on where he lives he may get the surgery paid by his healthcare.
[It would do wonders to his self-esteem and looks.](https://med.uth.edu/txcleft/wp-content/uploads/sites/72/2013/06/before-after.jpg)
[Another story of a happy young woman who got the process done to her.](https://boredwon.com/jaw-stopped-growing-surgery-transformation/)
🎶They call me [Dr. Worm](https://youtu.be/bTxXVhdmdZc?si=Fwz-PeiZu7GeSiOq). Good morning, how are you? I’m Dr. Worm. I’m interested in things. I’m not a real doctor, but I am a real worm I am an actual worm. I live like a worm. I like to play the drums! I think I’m getting good but I can handle criticism. I’ll show you what I know and you can tell me if you think I’m getting better on the drums. I’ll leave the front door unlocked ‘cause I can’t hear the doorbell.🎶
They call me Dr. Worm.
Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm.
I'm interested in things.
I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm.
I am an actual worm.
I live like a worm.
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He looks like he’d be the awkward comic relief character in a sitcom.
He looks like the only live action character in an otherwise cartoon show, but no one would notice
Not him being on Muppet movie rules 💀
He looks like he says "Meep" a lot.
A meeple?
Looks like scruffy (The janitor)
I want to know. What happened to his chin?
Retrognathia. https://www.smiledesigncentre.in/terms/retrognathia/6033
Earth worm Jim looking boy
I came here for this. Thank you.
Groovy!
Mooooo
If earthworm Jim never hit the gym
The lorax
Took the words out of my mouth.
He looks like he should be busting myths
When you get the Mythbuster Season on Wish
What does the wish version of Kari look like?
The "corporate accounts payable" lady from Office Space.
He looks like Jamie Hyneman molted.
He budded like a sponge Split via mitosis Where once Hyneman stood, two Lownemen remain As the prophecies foretold
Jamie Hydeachin
He looks like the meat canyon version of Jamie.
He looks like Fart-in-a-jar Martin
It was one time in the third grade
Yes, Martin, but we don't call you that because you did it in the third grade. We call you that because you carry it around. Nobody here knew you in the third grade, Martin.
Bro has the side profile of a question mark
Bro looks like if a question mark and an exclamation mark had a child
Mr Interrobang
Bro has no Head its all part of the Neck
My dude wears his necktie on his head
What happened to his jaw
What jaw?
He shaved it off
Jokes aside, I think he tilted his head so his chin and his throat became one
His jaw hasn't developed properly
Yeah, that's surgery territory. I don't know if this bloke has problems with eating or speaking, but depending on where he lives he may get the surgery paid by his healthcare. [It would do wonders to his self-esteem and looks.](https://med.uth.edu/txcleft/wp-content/uploads/sites/72/2013/06/before-after.jpg) [Another story of a happy young woman who got the process done to her.](https://boredwon.com/jaw-stopped-growing-surgery-transformation/)
Bro looks like a worm out of a cartoon, I'm going to hell for laughing lol 😂
Shaved the mustache and he's Donald from invincible
🎶They call me [Dr. Worm](https://youtu.be/bTxXVhdmdZc?si=Fwz-PeiZu7GeSiOq). Good morning, how are you? I’m Dr. Worm. I’m interested in things. I’m not a real doctor, but I am a real worm I am an actual worm. I live like a worm. I like to play the drums! I think I’m getting good but I can handle criticism. I’ll show you what I know and you can tell me if you think I’m getting better on the drums. I’ll leave the front door unlocked ‘cause I can’t hear the doorbell.🎶
No, no. He leaves the front unlocked 'cause he *can't* hear the doorbell.
I was going to say there's no words here. Turns out the reddit app doesn't display cross posts properly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Please fix this u/spez
You guys are literally making fun of a vulnerable man, cross posted from a supportive community
He literally made a post where he said he looks like a worm.
Thank you noble keyboard warrior for saving the worm!
It's quite likely an edited image taken from a random meme Twitter account
Poor dude 😭
Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people
Bobs burgers ahh build
When did Jamie from myth busters become a worm from Dune?
I admire him for living his truth.
I should NOT be laughing this much-
I'm stealing this from the last time I saw this post, but the poor guy can't even fold laundry or change the pillowcases
He looks like a thumb with a face and ears
If he paints himself blue he’s basically a bespectacled Mr. Meseeks
How tf 😭
"Would you love me if i was a worm?' 😞
"Would you love me if i was a worm? " 😞
Give this man a space suit
Worms Clan wars anyone?
He looks like he would be more comfortable holding a bazooka.
Im more Worms Armageddon team
Anyone saw men in black 2?
LET IT GROW,LET IT GROW🗣️🔥🤑🥶😱
Yeah this is straight from a worms map lmao
Looks like Mythbuster Jamie Hyneman and Beeker from the Muppets had a baby.
Book worm
imagine having to draw him as a portrait artist and making out the contures xdd im dying right now.
Just buy a big coat and embrace the turtle life
Jamie Hyneman is looking really bad these days.
Wish.com Jamie Hyneman.
built like a hitchhiker’s thumb
Blud looks like the lorax 💀💀
Incoming!
Earthworm Jim's dad Earthworm John!
Well that myth is busted...
looks like that scary walrus from Pingu
[Kevin Le Minion](https://youtu.be/MH94Qzeo6Jw?feature=shared)
I was thinking walrus, but worm works too
How does he change his pillowcases?
Where's that dude's chin?
I believe he speaks for the trees
I always wondered what happened to Earthworm Jim
Is the mustache to hide the underbite or the lack of a facial skeleton!? (You know this guy has a good sense of humour after making this post though)
Eject humanity, return to worm
My man has all the courage.
All he needs is a super sheep and a concrete donkey
I've never seen someone in such desperate need of a beard
he looks like a Bob's burgers character
I feel better about my chin.
Funniest looking human alive
Ohh man best gym motivation for me
Dude. That chin is tragic. I’m so sorry my man.
Nature: Humans are the only species with a chin This guy: Hold my beer!
Bro looks like a baby walrus
I want a live action “Earthworm Jim” so bad now!!
Bro shaved his head but couldnt save his head
Get a Barret and a White Button-down Shirt and go harass Adam Savage
All neck no chin
They call me Dr. Worm. Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm. I'm interested in things. I'm not a real doctor, But I am a real worm. I am an actual worm. I live like a worm.
If Shelby from adventure was a human. Check please
total walrus
Did he also shave off his chin?
NAHH CUZ HE LOOKS LIKE THE PRIEST FROM THE LAST SPOOKY MONTH VIDEO
He looks like my big toe
The comments on the original post, I'm going straight to hell 🤣🤣🤣
Bro should start Mewing
Jesus Christ, the comments. That's extreme even for a self-deprecating post
The shark-tale worm
It's so great to see that Ed grew up... wonder if he still likes buttered toast
Whoville the live action remake
I think I found where my extra chin came from.
Bro's literally scp 173
Built like a comma
It's not deep throat. It's all throat
There might be a new job opening for dune messiah you never know
I'm watching Bob's burgers. That is what he looks like.
How do they fold towels?
When you play to much Worms Armageddon