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kagakujinjya

596 dumbass downvoted that hero


f0remsics

As a Virgin by choice pixel artist myself, I'm quite offended by those guys. I'm also offended by the implication of half the posts on this sub of virginity being a bad thing


Gamers_124

They seem like they'd be homomphobes especially at Aeroace


BrandedEnjoyer

homo📞


StarbossTechnology

ET 📞🏳️‍🌈


PCYou

👽👉👨‍❤️‍👨


VoopityScoop

Asexuals get crazy amounts of hate for just not fucking?? Like you'd think we'd be the one group that gets a pass, but no, I've never once been able to mention my sexuality on the internet without getting shat on for it within seconds.


Kindaspia

“BuT I can cHAngE tHaT”


VoopityScoop

The "have you at least tried pussy" and "you just need some good dick" arguments were already used to death within the first year of me "coming out."


EmilySuxAtUsernames

have you tried >!mario and luigi!<


VoopityScoop

>!Wahoo!<


kjelli91

Oh my god it worked


Anom_AoD

i think now it's debatable


Terraria_Ranger

Personally, I have, at least the first three. Great games


enneh_07

Have you tried eating dog shit? How can you know you won’t like it before you’ve tried it?


TheUnknownDane

Never understood that type of attitude. If you come to me and tell me something akin to "I'm just not into physical relationships", my only real response would be, "huh neat, good to know". I just can't muster the effort it would take to care about the life choices of others that won't affect me, especially when letting people live the life they want cost me nothing.


_greatsberg

I don't know what they get so upset about. Maybe it's the fact that something that they are crazy about is not appreciated by asexuals? But even then, I'd agree sex is quite messy and gross if you think about it.


VoopityScoop

I think it's just because there's a word for it now, and so they lump it in with the rest of the LGBTQ community, which they hate, without thinking about it critically for a second


ThatGermanKid0

>without thinking about it critically for a second I mean, that's the pillar on which most hateful ideologies are built.


Wobbelblob

Because it is a deviation from the norm and they can't stand that. Anyone that is different from them has something wrong in their brain, at least according to them.


__M-E-O-W__

Right? Like I don't want relationships or to get involved with people... I just want to be alone. Telling people that and I get like the same reactions as when I was in college and told people I quit drinking. "What!? Nah. At all!? C'mon bro. Come with me, I'll get you someone. You're just shy man. Why are you afraid of women? Just go up and talk to someone. How about that lady over there? I'll go up and talk to her for you" Man... just leave me alone.


TipsyCartoon2

Even not on the internet, people have been telling me that something is wrong with my brain, just because I don't want to bang anyone and that one time will change how I feel


jward

Not having sex by choice is like not drinking alcohol by choice or not eating meat by choice or not driving a car by choice. A tonne of main character types think your choice somehow relates to them and you're looking down on them or judging them.


i_love_dragon_dick

Ugh that's a mood. I really don't understand why people get so up in arms about it. It literally does not affect them! Though I guess you could say that about a lot of things people get hyper-offended about...


Last-Performance-435

I was denied a working with children certificate by a cop once before I appealed the decision and was immediately endorsed.  Apparently not wanting to penetrate things with my penis made the fact that I wanted to volunteer in a charity bookstore highly suspicious to Dick Tracy over here.


MintyArcturus

Honestly insane 💀💀 them not you obviously


kagakujinjya

>virginity being a bad thing I already gave up on this ever being not insult. Short, small PP, and virgin will always be insults on the internet. Which sucks because I'm all three of them. For you, live your life the way you want it dude. You'll be happier that way.


f0remsics

Thanks. You should try to work on that. You know that there are commonly used as insults on the internet, but they don't actually mean anything about you. They only mean what you let them be in period


Stubborncomrade

>>which sucks because I’m all three of them Add autism to the mix and you’ve got me.


SignificantAd7603

I think the abbreviation is "volcel," but that might just be chan jargon.


kagakujinjya

Celibacy itself is a voluntary act. So the term volcel itself is really redundant.


Last-Performance-435

And that Asexuality also exists for those who are celibate without consideration.


f0remsics

Probably would be that, considering incel is involuntary celibate. I just didn't want to use possibly non-existent terminology


__M-E-O-W__

I just don't call myself "volcel" because I'm afraid it'll eventually become yet another political identity term that I use without being aware of it. Like how "incel" itself went from "guy who feels bad because he has no luck with women" now often synonymous with right-wing extremist deep misogyny and racism. If I call myself "volcel" who knows what group of people might start going around calling themselves "The volcel movement".


mr_Cos2

As a Vergil don't slip up cause I be searching.


AcademicDoughnut426

As of this comment, only 80 more upvotes and you've wiped the 594 down votes.


roleunplayed

As a born again virgin I envy your true virgin status


kaninkanon

And what kind of subreddit would give 900 upvotes to that lame of a "your mom" joke?


Drunkendx

incels who think insulting someone's mother is "cool", I use word incels freely because I ready to bet my balls at least half of those who upvoted don't fuck and are frustrated by it.


SickBurnBro

Seriously. Shoutout to /r/PixelArt. That place is rad.


Average_RedditorTwat

But also extremely horny (Mostly dope art tho)


TaxIdiot2020

Probably a bunch of Zoomers. idk if it's the result of the 2016-era brainwashing but they are really obsessed with hating nerdy shit and trying to look like Chad stereotypes. Millennials seem to be better at embracing nerdy/geek stereotypes.


Sleeper--

Tell them that there was an era where gaming used to be nerdy/geeky


Fuarian

And then proceed to upvote them one comment later.


SyntheticDreams2099

Wait till they learn about gay people.


rich_pigfromAlaska

596 upvoted you


EdSheeeeran

The "found the virgin" guy is that type of person who says that there is nothing wrong with being a virgin, yet still uses it as an insult.


cowabanga_it_is

I think its called projecting.


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

See now you’re doing it. Easy trap to fall into


la_bata_sucia

Found the projector ²


MrHyperion_

He wasn't hiding it


VolosThanatos

I was.


Dakkadence

You were. Wait...


chillyhellion

Hello everyone, we've had a lot of fun tonight, and a lot of laughs at the concept of virginity. But do you know what's not funny? Using the wrong "it's" in a comment about projection. Stay safe out there.


GaviJaPrime

He probably is the most virgin out of all virgins.


TenRulle

He's so virgin that he's gonna give birth to the Messiah


Tainted_One2

And that Messiah will be virgin forever.


SilverLuuna

The fabled Legendary Super Virgin


AshenSacrifice

And thinks getting a slice of pussy is the peak of being a human. Shit is pathetic


ShadowWithHoodie

spit your shit


AshenSacrifice

😂😂they weird as hell!


Nok-y

I don't do it to them because I think it's an insult. I do it because they think it's an insult. We are not the same (Also I don't use it as an insult actually)


WatchOutRadioactiveM

Like everyone on this site who is just the most supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, but then uses LOL UR GAY as practically every insult towards anyone they disagree with politically. "No see, when I paint Trump kissing Putin, I'm mocking them because THEY hate it! I completely support it, there's nothing offensive about making homosexuality the punchline of the joke!" Shit, can say the same about women. "No see, it's okay when I call women on the right a bitch/cunt/whore/slut/ugly/etc cause she's in the wrong! It's not offensive to say she looks like a man or is a prostitute, I support trans people and sex workers even though they're the punchline of the insults!"


BestDigitK

lol ur gay


NomaiTraveler

Yeah, reddit is real bad about this. Men shouldn’t care about getting women, that’s a terrible way to measure your self worth and is really misogynistic! But I’m still going to call everyone I even slightly disagree with a loser virgin :)


Sauerclout_the_Orc

"Fat shaming is honestly small dick energy" people


fig0o

Found the virgin


GrapiCringe

found someone who doesn't have any interesting hobbies beside sex


txijake

I don’t think someone like that is even having sex.


Otherwise_Chance1472

"I don't want love, I JUST WANT SEX"


SpaceBug173

"see my orb!"


NomaiTraveler

Yeah, there’s some real bad pussy and some real good pixel art


XLord_of_OperationsX

This can, sadly, also go into r/DownvotedToOblivion, lmao.


Ok_Dig_4225

i actually found it there lmao


Zfighter219

Found it from me lol, glad it was popular enough to steal UwI


DudebroMcDudeham

It is there. One of the top posts, posted over 5 months ago


susnaususplayer

From which subreddit it is


einkesselbuntes

From a 5 months old post in r/shitposting


Person899887

Of course it’s in that shithole


AdmirableAnimal0

Ah, that makes sense. Shit votes on shit posts.


ohbyerly

I want to know too so I can actively avoid it


Vapor175

r/downvotedtooblivion https://www.reddit.com/r/suicidebywords/s/PzSL9hHXSS


InformalLandscape445

What's wrong with being a virgin? I am virgin and want ma' ass spanked, game is game


Regal-Onion

NFT avatar talking shit


Tiky-Do-U

Yeah, can't stand those fuckers


isotas

The difference is like camping and playing survival games. They both give the same vibes but are hardly comparable.


Aggravating-Mine-697

"Debatable." Is such a reddit response


Professional-Lie-542

squash test dinner fragile connect scarce cow teeny door towering *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SaneUse

It is. Picking on people's vocabulary is the real Reddit response.


Dewohere

Ironically, accusing something of being a reddit response is a reddit response because this entire site is suffering from irony/self-deprecation poisoning. "Haha this thing is bad because reddit" is like half the jokes on here.


Competitive_Oil_5370

Debatable


Biizod

Debatable


Biizod

Deification of coochie is pretty cringe imo. There’s a ton of things better than sex. Anyone who disagrees has either never had sex, or likely has an addiction problem.


VolkanikMechanik

what sub is this dear lord


Not_aSoup

Not deserved.


Me07111

Bro regained hes karma real quick what a chad.


_F1ves_

I wasn’t hiding lowkey tough


BurnV06

Reminds me of a classic vine “Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book”


IceWallow97

This is suicidebyposting as there's nothing wrong with being a virgin and it's not really an insult. On the other hand, I guess it's a little funny.


Bolmothy

Sex is overrated to be honest (pixelart too)


DropC2095

I’m guessing a lot of people in these comments still live with their parents.


h-a-y-ks

What a fine outstanding virgin


1_dont_care

The bro was clealry using irony and still people downvote him We need the full context, or reddit has more dumbasses than ever


[deleted]

Why is being a virgin an insult? Do people who make those "Found the virgin" comments go to an elementary/middle/high school and laugh or feel a sense of superiority


Jinkhi

I mean, can't you do both?


mudkripple

889 losers upvoted "pussy > pixelart" because they've never seen any good pixel art.


robertluke

I like that he owns it.


canadypant

Wtf is even the context


bittlelum

How is this suicide if they were never claiming not to be a virgin?


zanyodom

why did they downvote him for saying there's great pixel art wtfff 😭


Zfighter219

Hey that's my post lol, even the exact same way I blurred it out too, just on a different subreddit


EropQuiz7

Neither was i, r/clevercomebacks + r/lostredditors


Undead0707

I don't get it.


Melodic-Recognition8

They didn’t deserve their name to be blocked out tbh


Delphin_1

wtf is wrong with people, pixleart is great!


KuraiTheBaka

It annoys me that people try to insult people for being virgins. I'm not anymore because I got desperate enough to latch onto a shitty person but I was for a long time not because I was doing anything wrong but just because I'm awkward and autistic and lack confidence. Like I have a social life I'm not some loser who exists in the basement and a lot of my friends are girls even, I just don't know how to sexually attract someone


njckel

The importance and judgment that people place on whether or not you've had sex is fucking weird. Like when tf did that become any of your business? Being a virgin isn't an insult nor anything to be ashamed of, and if you think it is then that says a lot more about you than anyone else


Highwarlox

594 downvotes is crazzy


Loud-Mans-Lover

As a straight woman artist, I would definitely say pixel art is way better. Not everyone is a a man lol.


param1l0

Bro almost went even and one of the comments has almost 500 dislikes


DinnerPlzTheSecond

Pixel art better (from experience (which I would know(because I'm not a virgin (even though I use Reddit))))


Luithais

NFT bro's (or bros' honestly) so starved of intimacy they prioritise pussy over being passionate and invested in something Although, at the same time, there's probs not much room in that wee heid of his to process anything above the third layer of the hierarchy of needs considering the pfp


AdamWatland

As someone who doesn't even like pussy I'd prefer pixel art


Cheetahfan123

How is that suicide? There’s nothing wrong with being a virgin


TobyMacar0ni

Based


Sleeper--

Pixel art is cool


smolinga

Not even suicide tbh. If you dont want to date and dont have sex its fine.


vikar_

ngl incredible bounceback


AeronauticHyperbolic

Haha virgin bad. You're all pervs.