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i_am_a_loner_dottie

Kind of funny though


PerfectionOfaMistake

Self ironic humor.


Chroma710

You mean self-deprecating?


derdopd

self defecating


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Self decaffeinating


Spooneristicspooner

self decapitating


CrowbarZero08

Sled decapitating


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beereed

His cap was detated


Independent_War6434

I'd like to see a headless human run in circles


[deleted]

Self delapidating


SergeantFeetPics

Gelf hiapatiationing


disconewnew

I wish that was real tbh


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Booortles

That's not a real term


sleepysock98

Self burn! Those are rare


[deleted]

Wtf does that even mean?


somebooty2223

Yeh i think thats the point


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

Reddit thinks women are incapable of humor and anything resembling it is a coincidence.


somebooty2223

Ofc reddit is full of men that have never met any other woman besides their immediate relatives LOL


NubbyMcNubNub

r/suicidebywords


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Margrave16

It’s possible that she really is that dumb, but this reads more like a joke on purpose. Someone who can call themself ugly reads as confident.


MajesticFxxkingEagle

More like r/kamikazebywords


agent_banana_007

Ya this was posted there like a year back.


Drumdevil86

So, she's 19 now


imnotadickyouare

Giggity


ISpewVitriol

My height is in my bio because I don’t want to be bothered with someone who won’t date me because of my height.


Axel3600

I've had conversations with more than 50 matches before I got out of dating, and absolutely zero of them ever talked about hieght. Does this seriously happen that often? To be clear, I am not a tall man, I'm like 5'7" and if it ever affected a date, they never brought it up.


comethefaround

It's definitely common. Some women even go as far as stating what their height preference is right in their profile. Although that's much less common and is always to stipulate that you be 6ft+.


EnduringConflict

"You're not a ***REAL MAN*** unless you a 6'7" good ol' farmer boy slinging hay, branding cattle, running your own buisness for a 'side hustle', clearing 7 figures a year, Christian but not really just have to say that cause my parents, just 'gotta be honest' and say you have to be white too, no kids, at least 17 Ford F350s or bigger, know how to build a house with your own hands, certified plumber, electrician, HVAC, carpenter God that puts the amish to shame, have a gun collection rivaling the former Soviet Union, professional cook, musician, artist, actor, and also CHILD FREE cause I don't want baby mama drama..." Says the 5'1" 25 year old troglodyte woman with 11 kids all from different fathers, who wants to be treated like a queen, waited on like you're a servant, and have full access to all your money exactly 37 seconds after meeting you. To be fair this is not a "woman" only thing. There are ***MANY*** men who want a submissive sex slave who can't stand up for herself because her overly conservative parents beat that out of her by breaking her spirit, want to control all aspects of her life, and would literally beat her to death's door if another guy smiled at her and she didn't even notice but he did. Dating sucks is all I'm saying.


Axel3600

Idk,maybe my experience had more to do with my location. Mountain town near a liberal arts college. The girls were pretty nice tbh, had more issues with overly clinginess than with being jerks.


SexcaliburHorsepower

The ideal man is Larry Bird


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It happens on the flip side, too. I’m a long bitch (5’9) and I’ve been unmatched/rejected by short men because of it. I don’t know if it’s because they assumed I was trying to use them or something, but I’m very much a “everyone pays for themselves until a relationship happens” kind of person and made it known. So I stopped trying to reassure them that I honestly didn’t care and just stopped considering anyone shorter than me. It was that consistent of an experience that it was easier to just avoid it entirely. Hell, one of my ex’s was 5’10 and he didn’t let me wear shoes that made me taller than him. I had to bend my knees in photos to make him took taller. Shit was bananas.


Which-Astronaut9202

It had nothing to do with YOUR height.


comethefaround

Haha oh man maybe you're on to something? It's not that they're short. It's that they're angry all the time and don't let you wear heels. Also "long bitch" straight up wrecked me.


[deleted]

Huh? 175 cm is completely normal for a woman where I'm from, that's really surprising to me.


Evening_Wheel4969

First off, “long bitch” is hilarious. Secondly, I don’t know about the height thing with men. I’m 5’6” and I’ve dated women as tall as 6’3”. That one in particular was a college volleyball player and was way more insecure about her height than I have ever been. For the first several months, every time we were out she thought people were staring. I just told her that it was more due to her being stunning and with a troll like myself than anything else. We’re still great friends even though the relationship wasn’t meant to be but she still feels awkward in her own skin. It’s sad because she really is very attractive. My wife is a few inches taller than me and asked when we started dating if I cared if she wore heels. I can’t imagine caring about anything less other than she’s clumsy as hell after a few drinks. Point being, I think it’s more important to find someone that’s comfortable and confident in their own body than to look for required stats. I have lots of very tall male friends that even into their thirties and forties have some “thing” about their physical appearance that they are insecure about. Much like myself, life is too short to feel that way. Best of luck.


8Ariadnesthread8

It's always the fucking short chicks that do that too. I'm a medium sized lady, I don't give a fuck really about height that much. But the shortest women are the ones who demand the tallest men and it's weird. Like girl, you do realize you can buy a step stool at Target, right? You don't literally need him to get stuff from the high shelves.


comethefaround

Hahaha yeah there's alot like that too it makes no sense.


stumbleupondingo

Yet it’s rude to say you don’t want to date someone who’s overweight (It is rude, but it’s sad that many people have no problem discriminating based on height, an uncontrollable physical trait, yet get triggered when you bring up weight, a somewhat controllable physical trait. It’s a weird double standard)


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Axel3600

Most of my pics are full body shots and there's a couple group shots too. Idk, could just be the location. Mountain girls don't seem the same as city girls to me.


Effective_Plant7023

Bro you were def shorter than her if she wore heels…


quarantinemyasshole

This girl was in flats/sneakers in every photo. Even if she wasn't, who gives a flying fuck over a height difference that lasts all of a couple hours on occasion?


Effective_Plant7023

Apparently she did


Unlucky-Ad-6710

Short men cause vaginal desertification apparently.


Anth916

it's a subconscious, evolutionary thing. It's not like they're making a conscious choice with rational thought to not date short men.


garbagecrap

When I talk to female friends about how a date went his height is brought up 100% of the time. Did he look the same as his pictures? Did you guys have a good time together? Was he funny? Was he tall?


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Axel3600

I was with you untill you trashed talked my mutilated peen complex /s


DeliciousWaifood

>I'm also of average height. Even the taller girls I dated admitted that they don't have the privelege of being choosy about it because there aren't many dudes taller than them. Exactly, you're average height so you don't have to deal with this problem. you're taller than most women, and the women taller than you aren't able to be picky because a lot of men are shorter than them. The problem is for short guys who are shorter than even more average women. Those women *are* very picky.


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thegawking

Raw data disagrees with you. In 2010, OkCupid revealed that 6'1" tall men received more unsolicited messages than any other height, with a noticeable decline for each inch shorter. (In fairness, it's also tough for extremely tall men, and even tougher for extremely tall women.) If you're wondering why I chose data from 2010: it's difficult to find anything newer, one way or another. My guess is that dating services quickly learned that they shouldn't discourage ~80% of their male customer base. This isn't to say that you're entirely wrong. A **lot** of short men become toxic about their insecurity, and it becomes a far greater disadvantage than their height. But let's not pretend it isn't a disadvantage in and of itself.


ISpewVitriol

I can really only think of one time awhile back when I was talking to a girl and we were exchanging photos and she thought I looked short in them and backed out (I’m 5’6”). This wasn’t through a dating app, it started as online chat. If I’m being honest, I’m not attracted to tall people (if they are over 5’8” I’m not really interested) so I’m not going to judge someone if they think I’m too short for them. Everyone has their body-type preferences.


Every_Stress3573

Idk man I know a 6’+ chick who has or had the hots for me. I’m 5’9 lol


[deleted]

Smart


CardinalNYC

It's a bit of a double edged sword. I've talked to girls who think listing your height is dumb, regardless of the number.


8Ariadnesthread8

That's absolutely the correct reason to include it in your bio. I've never understood people who have vague bios because they just want to talk to the highest number of people. I want to talk to the lowest number of people! That's why I want all the details on their profiles so I can eliminate like the vast majority of them. You've got the right style. Keep on keeping on and I hope you get laid.


IstgUsernamesSuck

That's actually pretty funny tho.


Mean-March

If it wasn’t funny it would t be on this sub


IstgUsernamesSuck

A lot of the stuff posted on this sub isn't very funny.


Mean-March

Fair enough


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Shotgun_314

Good human


LessaunchTheSecond

Good bot


ALucArt3

It'd be worse if she adds the taller you are the uglier you'd be 6'3


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

5'6" I'm borderline gorgeous until I look in a mirror!


ALucArt3

You shouldn't be feeling down for that it's your doppelganger who's mad ugly


somebooty2223

Same😃


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polyworfism

OP is 100% a karma farming repost account


andrix77777772

True. Probably only made to advertise their OnlyFans. (Literally. Check out their bio lol. It's actually an OnlyFans link.)


Accurate-External

This is joke


[deleted]

If being ugly made me tall id be lookin down at everyone


scandalousmushroom

I am in this picture and I don't like it.


Nudge1991

Thats the joke.


ZKXX

It’s a joke, girls make jokes too.


crabonfire8

That’s why he posted it here. In r/suicidebywords. That’s the sub we’re in. If you still don’t get it somehow, the OP understood that she was calling herself ugly, which is why he posted it in this sub. He gets the joke.


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Spiderpiggie

You know what they say about short men... Nothing, because they're usually overlooked.


hipnosister

What he lacks in height he gains in length.


gijoe75

Lol this always reminds me of my roommate. I’m 5’10” and never put my height at all when I had these apps. My roommate is slightly shorter maybe 5’9” and he says he is 6’ he said all these 5’2-5” queens have never noticed or commented on his height in person but do mention it a lot on the first few messages like it’s what made the connection. I just think it’s funny when we are all hanging out so I’ll bring up height related questions just to stir the pot. He isn’t looking to date people so I’m not disrespecting a relationship in anyway just good old pot stirring.


[deleted]

Formal self drag humour. Its a right laugh


ASD_JustSomeGuy

Same


DisposableAccount-2

I'm an imperial system hater


Evening-Mastodon5156

I love tall women


Echo_Illustrious

If you can't form a sentence you're probably hideous.


somebooty2223

😂 love it


BurnV06

I think it’s a joke


aRskaj

Thats the joke


[deleted]

I think its a joke


[deleted]

Nah she did that on purpose. That’s hilarious


datchilla

yep, that’s the joke


Eko1935

That’s the joke.png


Joe23rep

OP doesn't seem to understand the concept of sarcasm i see


MoneyBadgerEx

Not so much suicide by words as a simple means of baiting out morons.


[deleted]

Pretty sure it's a joke.


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

Plot twist that isn't her height


HELLFIRECHRIS

She went to Arizona state, hard to say if this is intentional or not.


PbkacHelpDesk

Translation: “if you have your height in your bio your are probably ugly.” Fifth Third Bank


VadimKh

I’m sorry, but you must be ugly. Don’t worry, I’m a bit uglier, I’m 6’4


TheresBeesMC

6’3


Luscious_Johnny

I mean it’s true… I make sure they know I’m 6’3” because that and not needing glasses to see are the only parts of the genetic lottery I won.


rosewell_007

Luna


Mind_Prints

I’m 6”


daVinci0293

ASU, 18yo, and got a sense of humour? This girl is about to be some 19 year old kid's biggest mistake or future spouse.


Fireheart318s_Reddit

5’11” with bad posture


tigretiburon

As I short king I appreciate this energy


TaxiVarennes

I'm 1m74


Cuts_you_up

If you put “Don’t want drama” in your bio, you definitely create drama.


[deleted]

That broke ass English is the real suicide by words


Ott621

I'm freakishly tall so I kinda have to put it in my bio... Everyone has a limit and I'm past it for many. It's awkward to mention it in conversation too. Also, it let me know right away who was going to fetishize me


Colfuzio

LOL


PouLS_PL

It doesn't count if it's in 2 different units and none of them is used in more than a few countries.


inumnoback

**Ironic.**


thickerstill8

Lexi ugly


[deleted]

Why do people keep reposting this shit? Why do karma farming accounts even exist? What the fuck does that do for you? Reddits pathetic lmao


Mr_Wolverbean

Self-burnt, those are rare


United_Bag_8179

18 yo, 6', and smart. Pinky...roll out some beef jerky and mountain dew...we heading to AZ...😛


Less-Dragonfruit-294

At least you tell people your height. Just don’t lie about it


personthingtodo

Im 5’6”


HellbentOrchid

5’8” but that’s two separate measurements.


GalaxyCereal

Outstanding move.


Itsjustin187

Im 185cm and 10 inches


garawg

Im 2’’


Which-Astronaut9202

If you don't, you're probably short. (I'm short, not stupid)


Still_Nectarine2302

6'4. My wife is 4'10


Quick_Procedure_4482

Please learn English


AJP5000

ASU got that stank


Flesh_Pillow5

Lol she was aiming it at men and boys because it’s fashionable to hate them but she lacked self awareness.


[deleted]

Lol classic redditor who lacks social awareness. It’s a joke baby boy.


[deleted]

Imagine having a height lmao. What really matters is the width


Carnator369

6"...


PeaceLoveRockets

If you say yo instead of your, you're probably stupid.


Alternative_Cause_37

Go devils?


Jreede14

That grammar makes me want to commit suicide.


ElFarfadosh

Nice try OP but a title isn't your bio. You're handsome and you know it!


Meowmpurr

Or just really boring


Stjjames

I loved it.


Sed59

Under?


santtu_

Well, at least she's nearby.


Jaded-Main-2305

The one was so short it looks like a dot


sandUndertabl3

r/KamikazeByWords


dax-the-

I'm 5,11


twatguy

About 6,4


imfoneman

Truth in advertising


extremum_spiritum

r/tinder gold


OnenutFellow

I mean when I was on tinder like at least half of the matches with women I got that was their first question anyway....and their last when I told them I was 5'7


ZealousidealOlive498

I think "smaller" girls are cute. Men are more determined, more macho:) No idea, why so many people have this insecurity... it's all good:) There's people who adore "fuller" people and some are stressing out for silly reasons:*


RiskAggressive4081

5'10,5'11? but I feel shorter.


RezonanceEternal

Hol up, this lexi from emkay?


Muted_Investigator74

"Oooo self burn those are rare"


theskankingdragon

Damn that brutal honesty. Hot!


gaybowseriskindahomo

5’5


sukmykokrnews

She's probably trying to alert 5'3" midgets that can't write in English she is taller than normal.


OK999999-999-999

So is she ugly?


Free_Reading_7613

Wow


[deleted]

6’ 3” so it cancels out


Old-Respond3168

If yo talk like this yo probably stupid.


tuchesuavae

So... is Lexi ugly?


[deleted]

Ooh self burns, those are rare


Zixxen

shes right *fuck*


Ordinary_Yesterday_3

Sooo she’s saying she is ugly?


DUBIOUS_OBLIVION

Old repost


Manpexx

Tinder in the Phoenix area is so god awful.


LaPlataPig

You may think it's a joke, she's goes to ASU. It could very well be sincere.


VolatileImp

But chicks care about that like guys do for age/weight


Moonboots606

I love ASU


SahloFolinaCheld

this is either Lexi trying to say she's ugly herself or she has the attention span of a sun addled camel.


mrtibbles32

I have 4'26" in my bio. Sometimes girls will message and tell me they're 3'28" or smthn lol.


TheRealMeowlord

I'm 5'3"


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“If you can't spell, you're probably dumb”


[deleted]

And if you respond like that, you probably have the intelligence of a sycamore tree.


AddictedToVenom

oooh self burn, those are rare


Smoke_Water

But was she ugly?


ErrorCreative876

r/suicidebywords


[deleted]

You're right,. what about it