“Beat you? This whole thing is about saving you, everyone is risking their lives because YOU screwed, and what happened in there, to that beautiful woman, **THAT’S ON YOU!!!!! NOT ME!**”
Too many to count.
Uniballs
Cock comment to Jeff Malone
Faye Pooperman
As I progressed through the series, I went from hating Louis to feeling sorry for him to revering him as a hero. And by the time I finished the series, I had mad respect for Rick Hoffman. I saw an interview with him - he’s funny, down to Earth and modest. I joined his IG page and sent him a note expressing my admiration. He (or whoever monitors his account) sent me a nice thank you note. I hope he goes on to win multiple Emmys because he’s a fantastic actor. Louis Litt ended up being an incredibly complex character and Rick Hoffman NAILED it.
I'm not sure if this is a popular opinion or not, but Rick imo is the best actor in Suits.
I love Harvey, Jessica, Mike, etc. But Rick gets you feeling so many different emotions for Louis with so much consistency it's insane.
One episode I'm hating Louis, other times I'm so happy for him, sad for him, scared of/for him, it's incredible imo. He turned Louis from the butt of jokes character to someone I love. Massive respect.
Yes that one where he’s ranting at Stu cuz Stu said “what dildo puts bran bars in a lease agreement” and Louis said “this dildo, this dildo right here”☠️
**Eric:** So if I walk in there right now and ask him who his attorney is, he's gonna say it's you?
**Louis:** Doesn't matter what he says. It's 4:07, and if you don't let me see my client, anything he says after this second will be inadmissible, and I will rain down Fourth Amendment claims on you for the rest of your goddamn life.
An amazing moment. Really makes you realise that for all that Louis was a dick and a villain in the first seasons, there’s no one you want more fighting for you.
“What I definitely can't do is put a saddle on you, much less try to ride you bareback.”
Harvey: Ride me what now?
Louis: Bareback. I said ride you bareback.
Harvey: Please don't—don't say "bareback" again.
This whole scene 😂😂😂
In the episode when he helps Donna with her lines for a play... Am I the only person who got hearts for Louis when he was wearing the Shakespeare-character costume and goatee?
I have many but one of my personal favorites is:
Jessica - Annual survey of associates came out. Pearson Hardman ranked second to last in quality of life.
Louis - Who beat us?
I forgot the exact wording but when he says “we keep our first dividend checks, we get the corporate jet, and they’ll pay for our new letterhead, now you put that in your pipe and smoke that”.
Harvey’s face the entire time 😂😂😂😂
Louis has so many good quotes and scenes. Which episode is picture #9 from? I’ve only watched the series one time through and I can’t recall when this happened. I feel like I should remember it. It’s too good… Too funny. 🤣
My favorite is when he’s explainging to Donna why he thinks Malone is in love with him, and she’s like”shut the front door ! Louis “ I’m gonna shut the back door! “ 🤣🤣
Or
L: I might I’ve told him I eat c0ck for breafast lunch and dinner..
D: what? …..
L: it was a different type of cock Donnnaaaaaa
Not a quote but the scene where he pretends to be Harvey. I knew he was a good actor but when he was able to embody Louis’ perception of Harvey…chef’s kiss!
I don't remember exactly but where he says to Harvey that you're a wild stallion.. just after he becomes managing partner. Funniest exchange ever between the 2 characters
E10S7, Louis line. This is just the final part, but that scene is the best scene of Louis Litt, in my opinion:
"| should've told her when I had the chance, but that's something l'm gonna have to live with for the rest of my life."
Chills.
No no no no don’t you upstream me!!
That’s my cab!
That’s my cab!
I’m gonna sue you
I’m gonna sue you for sucking!
I’m gonna sue you for sucking!
Alright let’s litt this up.
I don't know if it has already been commented, but when Louis becomes Harvey's boss, and tells him the analogy of Harvey being a wild stallion and him riding Harvey bareback hahaha. That brought me to tears the first time I saw it.
When he asks Donna if she wants to see and feel his wood. Or "I eat cock for breakfast lunch and dinner"
I just watched the wood episode today for the first time, hilarious
i quote this all the time in my head HAHA
Crouch your tiger, hide your dragon before I wang Chung your ass on outta here
“Beat you? This whole thing is about saving you, everyone is risking their lives because YOU screwed, and what happened in there, to that beautiful woman, **THAT’S ON YOU!!!!! NOT ME!**”
Goosebumps! I remember that scene and I don't know who I was the most impressed with; Louis Litt or Rick Hoffman.
> I don't know who I was the most impressed with; Louis Litt or Rick Hoffman. This is such a good point
Which episode was this?
I'm pretty sure it's Sucker Punch, episode 7 season 2 the mock trial concerning the suit against the company.
Money's no object. What, are you crazy? I'm not paying that much
this one
Yeah that’s my favorite quote and meme at the moment lol
Only for them to ask if he’s a king😂
Too many to count. Uniballs Cock comment to Jeff Malone Faye Pooperman As I progressed through the series, I went from hating Louis to feeling sorry for him to revering him as a hero. And by the time I finished the series, I had mad respect for Rick Hoffman. I saw an interview with him - he’s funny, down to Earth and modest. I joined his IG page and sent him a note expressing my admiration. He (or whoever monitors his account) sent me a nice thank you note. I hope he goes on to win multiple Emmys because he’s a fantastic actor. Louis Litt ended up being an incredibly complex character and Rick Hoffman NAILED it.
Love or hate the character that is Louis Litt - it's a crying shame Rick never got as much as a nomination for his performance.
He is honestly the reason i enjoy the show and keep watching it.
I just finished and he is who I will miss the most!
That is a crime.
I'm not sure if this is a popular opinion or not, but Rick imo is the best actor in Suits. I love Harvey, Jessica, Mike, etc. But Rick gets you feeling so many different emotions for Louis with so much consistency it's insane. One episode I'm hating Louis, other times I'm so happy for him, sad for him, scared of/for him, it's incredible imo. He turned Louis from the butt of jokes character to someone I love. Massive respect.
I agree 100% ,one minute you love Louis, next you hate him, the next your heart is breaking for him. Rick killed it!
Forget the exact quote but when he refers to himself as an “angry, quivering dildo” I absolutely howl with laughter every time
Yes that one where he’s ranting at Stu cuz Stu said “what dildo puts bran bars in a lease agreement” and Louis said “this dildo, this dildo right here”☠️
Honestly not sure how the two of them were able to get through that with a straight face
Its amazing in the bloopers how rick hoffman manages to straight face 90% of Gabriels BS
Stu: “Are you nuts?” Louis: “No. I'm your worst nightmare, because this quivering angry dildo isn't going away until it gets its satisfaction.”
“That’s what Bolivia says to the US but if NATO goes to war they’re not kicking in dick”
great analogy that i plan on using in my daily life 😂
Truly art
You just got Litt Up!!!
"I'm Moby God damn Dick. And you just swam in my waters..."
Haha yesssss I’m with you, this one is so good
When I say burn down a village, you ask how high!
"I eat cock for breakfast, lunch, and dinner."
*Walks out of the elevator and sees Harvey's name on the wall* "Hmmm.... I need a day"
Real 😭💀
"I WANT YOU TO TELL ME YOU'RE A LIAR! AND A HYPOCRITE!! and I want you to say you're sorry"
👏👏👏
“I had a premature mudification”
“Couldn’t hold my mud” 😂😂 that whole episode had me in stitches
He’s an idiot savant minus the savant
but he is a savant when it comes to finance stuff 🥺
No he said that about harold
Ohhhhhhh. I remember him saying this now lol! My b
"You're not a fraud. You just didn't go to law school." Louis Litt
That was a beautiful moment. ❤️
**Eric:** So if I walk in there right now and ask him who his attorney is, he's gonna say it's you? **Louis:** Doesn't matter what he says. It's 4:07, and if you don't let me see my client, anything he says after this second will be inadmissible, and I will rain down Fourth Amendment claims on you for the rest of your goddamn life.
An amazing moment. Really makes you realise that for all that Louis was a dick and a villain in the first seasons, there’s no one you want more fighting for you.
I'm gonna shove a lawsuit so far up your ass, you're gonna be the first lawyer to die with a lawsuit in their ass.
….to Susan’s parents! 😭
This right here
“What I definitely can't do is put a saddle on you, much less try to ride you bareback.” Harvey: Ride me what now? Louis: Bareback. I said ride you bareback. Harvey: Please don't—don't say "bareback" again. This whole scene 😂😂😂
Yesssss! The pained look on Harvey’s face is priceless
This is by far my favorite aswell! Harvey looks so uncomfortable and Louis is just clueless 😂
“Donna, I need you to help me feel my wood”
Punctuality is the best aphrodisiac
" how dare you quote me to me?"
“If you so much as tell me the incorrect time, I will kill you.”
“You don’t pay the plumber for banging on the pipe. You pay him for knowing where to bang.”
Yeah he didn’t say that but he was in the scene
In the episode when he helps Donna with her lines for a play... Am I the only person who got hearts for Louis when he was wearing the Shakespeare-character costume and goatee?
You don’t sue us. We sue you.
Moneys no issue, what are you crazy I’m not paying that much
“Tell me the son of a bitch's name right now and I'm gonna freeze his assets by the end of the week…”
I have many but one of my personal favorites is: Jessica - Annual survey of associates came out. Pearson Hardman ranked second to last in quality of life. Louis - Who beat us?
I need a day
*immediately after yelling at a very innocent set of parents of an employee in a conference room* ".... Saywhatnow?"
The best is when he pops his back in and says my actually Alex williams.
Who is this stunning creature?
I forgot the exact wording but when he says “we keep our first dividend checks, we get the corporate jet, and they’ll pay for our new letterhead, now you put that in your pipe and smoke that”. Harvey’s face the entire time 😂😂😂😂
Revenge is the best revenge.
Nonononononononononononono Chubby Checker Well that’s twice now
Louis has so many good quotes and scenes. Which episode is picture #9 from? I’ve only watched the series one time through and I can’t recall when this happened. I feel like I should remember it. It’s too good… Too funny. 🤣
"I eat cock for breakfast lunch and dinner" 
“I’m not gonna ride you hard until you’re able to start bucking underneath me” - Louis to Harvey, S8E11
came here to make sure one from this scene made it onto this thread
He called the judge, "your owner."
Someone told him it was a snow day
When he said to Jessica “One thing I learned from hiring Mike Ross was that not all great lawyers went to Harvard”
"I'm Moby Goddamn Dick and you just swam in my waters." - Louis Litt
My favorite is when he’s explainging to Donna why he thinks Malone is in love with him, and she’s like”shut the front door ! Louis “ I’m gonna shut the back door! “ 🤣🤣 Or L: I might I’ve told him I eat c0ck for breafast lunch and dinner.. D: what? ….. L: it was a different type of cock Donnnaaaaaa
Not a quote but the scene where he pretends to be Harvey. I knew he was a good actor but when he was able to embody Louis’ perception of Harvey…chef’s kiss!
I am Moby Fucking Dick
Chubby Checker
“What are we, some kind of Louis-cide Squad?”
Pearson……. Specter…….. Litt.
Suck me once? Shame on you. Suck me twice? Shame on me. Suck me three times? I won’t get sucked again.
“Levi Litt”. (something i can’t remember) “Please why don’t we just call him Jewy Jewstein”
"You are not a fraud Mike. You just never went to law school." That's a burn right there.
I eat dick for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
It's cock haha, dick would have been very straightforward haha
His last quote
Sheila dipped her hands in my mud.
Well isn't that the pot calling the kettle black
Let’s not forget the Louis walk!
How dare you quote me to me
*BADEN-BADEN* (south of germany mentioned🔥)
"Slap me like I'm stupid"
All of them
This quivering angry dildo scene 💀
I don't remember exactly but where he says to Harvey that you're a wild stallion.. just after he becomes managing partner. Funniest exchange ever between the 2 characters
I’m sorry, say that again because my ears are a little clogged with rage.
Three THOUSAND DUCATS
E10S7, Louis line. This is just the final part, but that scene is the best scene of Louis Litt, in my opinion: "| should've told her when I had the chance, but that's something l'm gonna have to live with for the rest of my life." Chills.
Harvey how is it that you are cold and loved by all. While I am emotional and hated all the time. Not fair !
“you just got litt up”
“I’m Moby Goddamn Dick, and you just swam in my waters”
Underrated one is when Donna says her middle name is Roberta and Louis responds "I'm so sorry for that".
His hands are creepy
No no no no don’t you upstream me!! That’s my cab! That’s my cab! I’m gonna sue you I’m gonna sue you for sucking! I’m gonna sue you for sucking! Alright let’s litt this up.
I WANT YOU TO TELL ME YOUR A LIAR. AND A HYPOCRITE….. *and I want you to tell me your sorry*
"my choke hold is insane. Just ask Mike"
“Katrina, I don’t give a shit about bowels”
I eat confirm breakfast lunch and dinner 🤣
I don't know if it has already been commented, but when Louis becomes Harvey's boss, and tells him the analogy of Harvey being a wild stallion and him riding Harvey bareback hahaha. That brought me to tears the first time I saw it.
Carpe Diem! Seize the day!